?Octopus stares into your soul... |
woman |
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1,119 |
2014-03-14 |
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imagine what you think (or know) DarthWang looks like in real life. imagine him sitting on a couch, holding your xbox controller, paying attention to the game he's playing on the TV. when he has a moment, his right arm reaches with a subtle slow motion into the bowl of cheezy dukiez sitting on the coffee table. you inhale through your nose. the next time you smell your own fart you will imagine darthwangs hairy man asshole inches from your eyeballs. that means the lil curlys are touching your forehead.<br /><br />that means you should change the name of this shitty site to "darthwangs butthole stares into my faggot soul FAGGOT!!!!!"
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?Fatman learns about Arsenal Gear |
woman |
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1,024 |
2014-03-14 |
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imagine what you think (or know) DarthWang looks like in real life. imagine him sitting on a couch, holding your xbox controller, paying attention to the game he's playing on the TV. when he has a moment, his right arm reaches with a subtle slow motion into the bowl of cheezy dukiez sitting on the coffee table. you inhale through your nose. the next time you smell your own fart you will imagine darthwangs hairy man asshole inches from your eyeballs. that means the lil curlys are touching your forehead.
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?Colonel goes crazy (AGAIN) |
woman |
(1.67) |
784 |
2014-03-14 |
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imagine what you think (or know) DarthWang looks like in real life. imagine him sitting on a couch, holding your xbox controller, paying attention to the game he's playing on the TV. when he has a moment, his right arm reaches with a subtle slow motion into the bowl of cheezy dukiez sitting on the coffee table. you inhale through your nose. the next time you smell your own fart you will imagine darthwangs hairy man asshole inches from your eyeballs. that means the lil curlys are touching your forehead.
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?That's no moon... |
woman |
(2.17) |
891 |
2014-03-14 |
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imagine what you think (or know) DarthWang looks like in real life. imagine him sitting on a couch, holding your xbox controller, paying attention to the game he's playing on the TV. when he has a moment, his right arm reaches with a subtle slow motion into the bowl of cheezy dukiez sitting on the coffee table. you inhale through your nose. the next time you smell your own fart you will imagine darthwangs hairy man asshole inches from your eyeballs. that means the lil curlys are touching your forehead.
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?Are you getting crazy, Mr. Fischer? |
woman |
(2.00) |
923 |
2014-03-14 |
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imagine what you think (or know) DarthWang looks like in real life. imagine him sitting on a couch, holding your xbox controller, paying attention to the game he's playing on the TV. when he has a moment, his right arm reaches with a subtle slow motion into the bowl of cheezy dukiez sitting on the coffee table. you inhale through your nose. the next time you smell your own fart you will imagine darthwangs hairy man asshole inches from your eyeballs. that means the lil curlys are touching your forehead.
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?TournamenTMND 5 - Round 1 |
TournamenTMND |
(4.34) |
2,955 |
2014-03-05 |
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Maybe if you and your douchebag friends like Devil boy and mcearlgay did not try to act like you are smarter than everyone else, then I would not have to bring up real world facts to put you in your place.
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?the refrigerator magnets on my computer monitor st... |
Famery-Gai |
(4.33) |
5,028 |
2014-03-04 |
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I like how the preview image looks like that midget from game of thrones
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?Top Kek and Doubles |
RubilacEx |
(3.30) |
1,460 |
2014-03-03 |
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Oh hey Fire Emblem, that game series that had one good game in it in 2003. I liked that game. That is my sole defining personality trait.
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Freebird |
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2014-02-24 |
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The More skin they have in the game The MORE trust worthy is what i always say.
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?Westley and the Colossus |
spacerasta |
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1,383 |
2014-02-27 |
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I love how this is a joke involving a video game from 2005 and a movie from 1987 and was made in 2014 and the current season on Earth is winter
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?Duke Nukem Forever release date! |
volter |
(3.91) |
28,049 |
2005-06-06 |
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ok so now the game is out and the tits are nice...go to gamestop and get it for 7 bucks
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FFFU is now your Soulja boy?
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Soulja boy tell eric!
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?Harry goes to the YTMND Store |
prairiedogeric10 |
(4.33) |
3,714 |
2014-02-24 |
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Who's the old dude playing the little magic boy?
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?Winter Olympics: Closing Ceremony |
mrpink51089 |
(4.13) |
4,059 |
2014-02-24 |
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Wondering what's going to happen to all these dead dogs? Well your just gonna have to wait four more years for the South Korean games to find out.
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?wiiiiii |
Trilemma |
(2.50) |
1,392 |
2006-11-18 |
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it's true, video games usually form an impenetrable wall between your genitals and the opposite sex
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I will kill everysingle gay ass Capcom fan and Capcom itself for making shiting games like gay fighter 4 and killing my game fuck them.
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?Jim Lahey is a Drunk Bastard and Always Will Be |
Sporticus |
(4.28) |
3,869 |
2014-02-19 |
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you better get ready for......... UMFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULD SPORTS!<br />let the game begin (although it's already begun)
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1. The word you are looking for is "ethnicity."<br />2. No.<br />3. Yeah, those are some truly groundbreaking sites y'all make for shitty radio stations. You do some cutting edge work there, boy. Real innovation. I mean, where would the world be if someone didn't figure out how to spread the shittiest music on the radio all over the internet?
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?harvey keitel hates dennis bergkamp |
fourest |
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4,591 |
2014-02-13 |
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-Now THIS is more like it! Steam Community RULES! -A "High Five" to all my fellow Steamletariats!<br />Line up for gifts + prizes + treats + gitfs from Yours Truly! Every day the Steam inventory of this humble gaming user grows in size. Multiple trades and barters are made on this profile. Check it out, and you may just yet find for yourself what new discoveries await!<br /><br />About me: A born gamer, I came across reddit in my tween years. Needless to say I was H-O-O-K-E-D! The memes expanded my mind. Now it's time to give back tenfold. As a young adult, my mind is fully developed and ready to create NEW memes of my own! Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin, perhaps? You'll just have to wait and see what my warped mind can fabricate (; It depends on what my mind can come up with.
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?harvey keitel hates dennis bergkamp |
fourest |
(4.30) |
4,591 |
2014-02-13 |
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lol, that's one way to tape the game i guess
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?harvey keitel hates dennis bergkamp |
fourest |
(4.30) |
4,591 |
2014-02-13 |
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lol, that's one way to tape the game i guess
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?Dave Cockrum |
ubermann |
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59,301 |
2006-11-29 |
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"But I would really advise you to make your purchase in that neighbourhood, and take Pemberley for a kind of model. There is not a finer county in England than Derbyshire."<br /><br /> "With all my heart; I will buy Pemberley itself if Darcy will sell it."<br /><br /> "I am talking of possibilities, Charles."<br /><br /> "Upon my word, Caroline, I should think it more possible to get Pemberley by purchase than by imitation."<br /><br /> Elizabeth was so much caught by what passed as to leave her very little attention for her book; and soon laying it wholly aside, she drew near the card-table, and stationed herself between Mr. Bingley and his eldest sister, to observe the game.<br /><br /> "Is Miss Darcy much grown since the spring?" said Miss Bingley; "will she be as tall as I am?"<br /><br /> "I think she will. She is now about Miss Elizabeth Bennet's height, or rather taller."<br /><br /> "How I long to see her again! I never met with anybody who delighted me so much. Such a countenance, such manners! and so extremely accomplished for her age! Her performance on the pianoforte is exquisite."<br /><br /> "It is amazing to me," said Bingley, "how young ladies can have patience to be so very accomplished as they all are."<br /><br /> "All young ladies accomplished! My dear Charles, what do you mean?"<br /><br /> "Yes, all of them, I think. They all paint tables, cover screens, and net purses. I scarcely know any one who cannot do all this, and I am sure I never heard a young lady spoken of for the first time, without being informed that she was very accomplished."
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?short attn span chomsky 3: with a vengeance |
LegoLewdite |
(4.00) |
2,188 |
2014-02-02 |
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Naw, I didn't start editing for them until much later. But they did a bunch of videos for Jive before the label went all boy band pop, stuff for EPMD and Erick Sermon, Monie Love, and that era. By the time I started to work with them, I was editing short museum videos, documentaries, and a long-form fictional project that they never really finished. They were still making money doing stuff for shit like Aaron Carter and some girl pop group that nobody ever heard, but I didn't work on any of that stuff. A few years later, after I left, the same guys did all of R Kelly's Trap in the Closet videos. It cracks me up when ever I see their names because they did all this great stuff in the early 90s, but then made their retirement money on some of the worst music ever recorded.
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WELCOME TO UMFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLD SPORTS! IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE UUMMMMMMMMMMFUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD AKA THE NOTHING MAN<br /><br /><br />IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE PAY DAY AE ALSO KNOWN AS PEDODOG ERIC TAG TEAMING WITH LAX BOY <br /><br />(add this to the Umfuld museum)
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?The Nintendo Wii was the greatest console to ever ... |
bluethulhu |
(2.40) |
461 |
2014-02-02 |
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That controller looks like a dildo. I ain't tryin' to play no games wit no DEAL-DOUGH, unless it's WarioWare Shoveupyoownass game with different minigames where you shoveitupyoass
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?feeling anime |
bradofarrell |
(3.42) |
3,327 |
2014-01-31 |
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Good movie, good game. Thanks.
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?classic arnold joke |
LegoLewdite |
(4.29) |
6,368 |
2014-01-26 |
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Boys have a _____.<br />Girls have a ______.
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?Dave Cockrum |
ubermann |
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59,301 |
2006-11-29 |
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"Pride," observed Mary, who piqued herself upon the<br />solidity of her reflections, "is a very common failing I believe.<br />By all that I have ever read," I am convinced that it is very<br />common indeed, that human nature is particularly prone to<br />it, and that there are very few ofus who do not cherish a feeling of self-complacency on the score of some quality or other,<br />real or imaginary. Vanity and pride' are different things,<br />though the words are often used synonimously. A person may<br />be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion<br />ofourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us."<br />"If I were as rich as Mr. Darcy," cried a young Lucas who<br />came with his sisters, "I should not care how proud I was.<br />I would keep a pack of foxhounds, and drink a bottle of wine<br />every day."<br />"Then you would drink a great deal more than you ought,"<br />said Mrs. Bennet; "and if I were to see you at it I should take<br />away your bottle directly."<br />The boy protested that she should not; she continued to<br />declare that she would, and the argument ended only with<br />the visit.
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There once was a fat assed retarded faggot named ___ _____<br />Who, despite being born a boy, had a fully developed hymen.<br />A lifelong disappointment to his mother and father,<br />His headstone read "Why even bother?"<br />And his wannabe beat poetry was so bad it didn't even rhyme, man.
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