| ?(nsfw) Welcome to the Thriftshop |
jinksys |
(3.61) |
3,711 |
2012-11-21 |
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description:
Grandma's beat is correct
domain:
thrifty
sound origin:
youtube
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| ?(nsfw) Moon Man beats you with a frozen turkey |
moonmanfan |
(3.72) |
2,608 |
2012-11-21 |
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description:
Moon Man is awesome!
domain:
butterball
sound origin:
Moon Man is awesome!
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| ?Bronson Fat Kid Techno |
dirkd9000 |
(3.29) |
753 |
2012-11-14 |
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description:
Bronson fat kid techno
domain:
bronson-fat-kid-techno
sound origin:
JS_16-Stomp To My Beat
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| ?Johnny Football Best Day Ever |
Texaggie79 |
(1.00) |
1,652 |
2012-11-13 |
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description:
Beating #1 in the nation at their house and jump into Heisman race.
domain:
JFFBestDay
sound origin:
Spongebob
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| ?(nsfw) Moon Man beats you with a rolling pin |
moonmanfan |
(3.00) |
2,242 |
2012-10-17 |
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description:
Moon Man is awesome!
domain:
rollingpin
sound origin:
Moon Man is awesome!
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| ?Put That Coffee Down |
ifark |
(3.56) |
1,417 |
2012-10-15 |
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description:
Put that coffee down. Coffee is for closers only.
domain:
coffeeisforclosersonly
sound origin:
Open source beats
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| ?HOMEIMPROVEMENTZ |
cabman69 |
(4.07) |
6,731 |
2012-10-07 |
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description:
YO, WE GOT A FRESH BEAT FROM MC TIM ALLEN and the LIL TAYLOR CREW. ITS TOOL TIME Y'ALL. SWAG
domain:
homeimprovementz
sound origin:
Home Improvement voice sounds acquired from:
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Home_Improvement_TV_show
Home Improvement Theme Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlEYTW2Uu9w
Music created using
Hydrogen Advanced Drum Machine (freeware)
Audacity Mac OS X (freeware)
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| ?(nsfw) 【Barney Bunch】 Oh Shit's Screw Pi... |
letmerok |
(1.00) |
1,294 |
2012-09-30 |
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description:
He and can't bet airman..
domain:
screwpickles6
sound origin:
Ojarumaru+I Can't Beat Airman
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| ?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
2,137 |
2012-09-08 |
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description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
sound origin:
Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.
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| ?thomas the tank engine beats nostalgia critic at Dayt... |
mastermario |
(3.46) |
1,589 |
2012-09-03 |
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description:
yup i dunno
domain:
engeincriticusa
sound origin:
youtube + renard + edits
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| ?(nsfw) YTMND POPULATION WATCH |
beatingadeadhorseoff |
(2.70) |
2,733 |
2012-08-18 |
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description:
I don't care what you planned today. Get your ass over to the nearest horsefarm and beat off some horses, Dead or Alive(R)!
Also, this is contains my official profile pic
domain:
ITSBEATOFFSATURDAY
sound origin:
margie/Andariel Halo
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| ?China's Strategy for Medalling at the Olympi... |
eatcrayons |
(3.87) |
5,470 |
2012-08-02 |
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description:
You know the saying: If you can't beat them, lose on purpose so you get into an easier bracket and then beat the teams there.
domain:
chinasolympicstrategy
sound origin:
Beck - Loser
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| ?Drop It Like It's Deadmau5 |
w33zl |
(1.00) |
1,901 |
2012-07-25 |
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description:
WHEN THE BEATS IN THE HOUSE MA,
DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5,
DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5,
DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5;
WHEN SKRILLEX TRIES TO GET AT YOU,
DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5,
DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5,
DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5;
AND IF A DJ GET AN ATTITUDE,
DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5,
DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5,
DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5;
I GOT SOME CHORDS ON MY MIX, I'MA SHOW YOU SOME TRICKS
AND WHEN I PLAY MY HOTTEST RECORD, YOU'LL BE SHITTING SOME BRICKS
domain:
snoopmau5
sound origin:
I mashed up the vocals of "Drop It Like It's Hot" by Snoop Dogg with the instrumental of "Failbait," by deadmau5, featuring Cypress Hill.
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| ?Goku Broods |
Converged |
(3.47) |
1,833 |
2012-07-23 |
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description:
Goku Broods the Ontological Paradox of Life and Examines If Life is Metaphysically Complete and If Krillin Is A Midget
domain:
gokubroods
sound origin:
Daft Punk - Aerodynamic Beats/Forget About The World (Alive 2007)
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| ?Kick it LIVE!!!!!! |
nihn |
(3.48) |
2,689 |
2012-07-20 |
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description:
Just a beat I made...the gifs are basically filler for the awesomeness that is my opinion of my own stuff........yea.
domain:
bump-and-grind
sound origin:
Godsik
soundcloud.com/john-godsik
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| ?Happy Birthday Lisa (DOA) |
onichi |
(3.75) |
2,499 |
2012-07-20 |
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description:
July 20th! Today's Lisa (La Mariposa) Hamilton's birthday!
domain:
tribalbirthdaybeats
sound origin:
Just threw together part of Lisa it's your birthday from The Simpsons with Lisa's Tribal Beats theme from DOA4
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| ?(nsfw) partyy mouse beats a cop to death |
letsago |
(3.00) |
2,084 |
2012-07-12 |
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description:
a cop tires to arrest partyy mouse for murder but she kicks him in the balls and kills his ass
domain:
partyymousekill
sound origin:
artist-nwa
song-always into something
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| ?Kanye Industries |
Kinesthetiac |
(2.75) |
779 |
2012-07-07 |
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description:
"Uhh" "Uhh" "Uhh"
domain:
kanyeindustries
sound origin:
kaini industries with a stupid rap beat over it
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| ?(nsfw) If the Beat's Alright, She Will Dance ... |
aidenface |
(1.00) |
1,482 |
2012-06-28 |
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description:
featuring Chris Rock and Whoopi Goldberg.
domain:
smackher
sound origin:
Chris Rock Stand-up Comedy "Smack Her With A Dick" remix
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| ?(nsfw) G00seman's Ballad |
GODFREY69 |
(1.00) |
1,070 |
2012-06-26 |
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description:
my mom
domain:
gooseman
sound origin:
dis is my beat nigga, well me and my nigga drew dew man
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| ?(nsfw) Moon Man beats you with a Wii MotionPlus |
moonmanfan |
(3.00) |
1,937 |
2012-06-26 |
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description:
Moon Man is awesome!
domain:
wiimotionplus
sound origin:
Moon Man is awesome!
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| ?Questionable Content |
mercurytw |
(2.20) |
896 |
2012-06-25 |
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description:
That weird dog isn't on ytmnd? for shame.
domain:
questonable
sound origin:
Music is Concerto no.1 pour clavecin from Beats & Boucles Baroques by Bacalao and is licensed under a Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License. It is freely available at http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Bacalao/Beats__Boucles_Baroques/
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| ?(nsfw) partyy mouse beats a downvoter with a bat |
letsago |
(3.00) |
1,681 |
2012-06-21 |
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description:
partyy mosue hates downvoters so she assaults one with a baseball bat and kills him with it
domain:
partyymousecop
sound origin:
artist-master p
song-getaway clean
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| ?TRANQUILItmnd: Forest of Peace |
OperaGhost |
(4.08) |
2,983 |
2012-06-20 |
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description:
Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console takes us deep into the forest of peace, where hopeful rays of sunlight warm the body and the soul. You can almost feel your body getting younger and your heart beating stronger as the flowers grow sweet around your feet. Close your eyes. Return to innocence.
domain:
TRANQUILItmndForestofPeace
sound origin:
http://www.hamienet.com
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| ?(nsfw) ay bay bay |
AliceMcIlrath |
(3.33) |
1,974 |
2012-06-13 |
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description:
imma beat dat pussay up
domain:
ladieeessss
sound origin:
Ying Yang Bing Bong Brothas porn what
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| ?Some head nodding |
jackdapantyrippa |
(3.14) |
1,440 |
2012-06-04 |
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description:
A woman nodding her head to the beat.
domain:
headnodding
sound origin:
earth, Nuc,Pix and Ed
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| ?Hee Haw Starfish |
ultrawirt |
(2.80) |
1,147 |
2012-05-24 |
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description:
Starfish love country music rap beats.
domain:
heehawstarfish
sound origin:
hee haw
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| ?UMFULD IN NEW CHROME ERROR? |
beatingadeadhorseoff |
(2.45) |
3,011 |
2012-05-07 |
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description:
BEAT OFF POWER HO!
domain:
OUTOFLOVE
sound origin:
umfuld official themesong
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| ?Moon man replaces your aroma therapy with daily ... |
dam |
(3.33) |
1,554 |
2012-05-01 |
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description:
bvmncbxnb
domain:
ywuuryiyewr
sound origin:
jkhjkh
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| ?Dick Clark Tribute lovely and beautiful Happy Dew... |
kdj997 |
(1.50) |
1,572 |
2012-04-24 |
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description:
My Dick Clark tribute. I loved Dick Clark. Don't even try me on my love of Dick. I loved Bandstand, pyramid, shit, a nigga even done loved the other half. Do you know what that means I sat through the fat ginger head from the partridge family who beats up trannie whores, ac slater, and the milk dud head dude who killed Kanye west's mom to get my daily dose of Dick. Now tell me that ain't love.
domain:
dickstrokedoutcameanddied
sound origin:
A Kyle Jones original
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