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Mario had TOO much cocaine, so he's spinning very fast

mariohighoffcocain

HOLY SHIT MARIO // YOU'RE HIGH AS FUCK!!! //

mario,cocain,gaming,video games,nintendo

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toddlerdrugs

let's, get, the, baby, high

LEAKED CHOWDER THEME SONG, GET YOUR PANTS IN HIGH GEAR FOLKS

chowdersong

HOLY // CANNOLI // BOI

this is from the scene in jackie brown where jimmy gets pulled over while he's trying to score booze for his high school party and he forgets to store his n*gg*rs in a cool dry place

onelongname

license, n*gg*r

At these prices, who wouldn't get high!...on the savings, of course.

freeacid

acid,drugs,guitar,ad,promo,software,free

What quality high def programming you get! (*Now with more destruction!)

lovehdtv

guy, hdtv, watching, nuke, the, forest, deer, lol, sync, wtf, boom, wtfboom

Stoned Luigi gets so high...literally...

flyluigifly

super mario, stoned, luigi, silver convention

rickshaw

OOPS // I meant // Richard Rolle

Rick Roll, Richard Rolle, de Hampole, I guess it's an easy mistake to make, lol Hampole sounds like something you use to get hams off of high shelves

blingee

gotsmoke

// // SHIT

pilleater,blingee,weed,ganja

booberry gets high off his own supply

booberryhigh

booberry, high, pot, marijuana

Jorje Busch got high on PolandCam last night so I recorded it.

buschshowsbush

busch, bush, polandcam

Often misheard lyric to the song The Bitch is Back by Sir Elton John

gethighintheevening

SNIFFING FARTS I BLEW EWWW // //

Elton John Farts Bitch

Some dude impregnated his sister after getting high on Meth. I gave him a solution. Edit -- GIF complete! Enjoy!

pregsistersolution

push it to the limit, safety not guaranteed, time traveler, razor, gator, nazi, secret, forest, milton, stapler, meth, stole, bike, ptkfgs, punch the keys for god's sake

Join me for an unforgettable weekend in Tijuana where I will apply way too much makeup, get thoroughly sauced and hit on high school boys.

puddlejumper

it's just a short flight past some wheat fields and probably some burros or mud huts or something

Awesome song to get high to

jimmorrisonlives

jim, the doors, fuck

This is the reason for 13 year olds coming to YTMND. Well not really :)

this-site-was-made-with-no-skill

Seriously! // //

,contests for crap nobody wants,obama,dancing,minivideo,disc0,disco,k0mputer,lol,random,Earth Wind Fire, Lets Groove,

Yep, the only way you can get cured from EMO is if you get shot by the Care Beam. However you might have a high chance of DYING from it.

EmoCareBearBeam

The Care BEAM! // //

EMO, Care Bear, Care Bears, Care, Bear, Bears, Beam, Blast, Shot, Pwned, Owned, Cure, Cured, Dead

"Oh my god, that was completely by accident!" (I don't expect to get high votes this just seemed like a great scene for a loop)

skatedisco

family guy, disco

It's a fucking milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.

brycedance

chitlin legs

chitlinlegs

ohio u chitlin legs,bill cosby,grape soda,lets get high and have fun

Picard getting high while listening to tunes

picardpot

Picard, pot, weed, smoking

All that she wants is another baby, she's gone tomorrow boy, all that she wants is another baby, yeha.

itsfridaytimeforapatentedsenselessgiffest

Bob Dylan, Heart of Gold, Panda

Scene from moonwalker

everybodyhigh

You know... // some // Good Drugs

moonwalker, high, drugs, everybody, I just want

Getting back with an old high school girlfriend eight years later will make you do stupid sh*t. Also resubbed after 10 views due to audio gaps.

tryst

secret of mana

An assistant principle shows who is really the boss.

boombitch

fat,bitch,girl,knocked,shoved,pushed,over,principal,assistant,high,school,move,get,out,the,way,laid

Kakihara from Ichi The Killer, if you haven't seen it then check it out. It's aweesome. (I know this YTMND isn't very good, but I like the movie)

kakiharawannagethigh

Ichi The Killer, Kakihara, Smoke

Stevie always rolls a blunt before the opening song.

steviewonderhigh

stevie wonder, blunt, marijuana, joint, bootsy collins

Corny sh*t I made for fun. I don't expect it to get a high rating :P

littleones

*They* took them. // //

boromir, little ones, lotr

Inspired in part by http://darkhabbit.ytmnd.com/.

lets-get-high

Higher Learning, 420, drugs, weed, smoke, funny keyword joke

The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz". Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga. While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.

connector

BALLIN teen extraordinaire! // //

LOL!,VOTE 5