You're as Cold as Ice
Created on: August 7th, 2005
You're as Cold as Ice
Woman gets killed by shard of urine with foreigner playing in the background

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August 7th, 2005
(24)
Jesus, worst way to go. And then it melts all over your dead body...
July 27th, 2007
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lol
July 27th, 2007
(27)
Fake. It would've fallen through her head unless she was laying. The chances of her being hit would've been VERY VERY VERY low. Also, if it was a leak from a plane, why's it a perfectly shaped shaft? Lolz for future lawyer.
July 28th, 2007
(1)
Now thats a sh*tty way to die, impaled by a urine harpoon =/
July 28th, 2007
(-1)
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Improbably maybe, but not impossible.
July 28th, 2007
(13)
it wouldn't just fall straight down it would still have the horizontal velocity of the plane upon falling, and thus could hit her at an angle.
July 28th, 2007
(11)
But still most likely fake.
July 28th, 2007
(5)
but c-c-c-combo breaker.
July 28th, 2007
(15)
Maybe it was carried by two swallows by the husk.
July 28th, 2007
(13)
Would that be an African Swallow, or a European Swallow?
July 28th, 2007
(4)
Older than the internet
July 28th, 2007
(-1)
It's old, and spammed with tags... why is this still around?
July 28th, 2007
(1)
Cassio breaks imaginary combo, fails.
July 28th, 2007
(5)
Sorry to spoil the fun folks, but this picture is a hoax. It comes from a spoof news program aired in Britain called "The Day Today". Check the Darwin Awards or Museum of Hoaxes if you don't believe me.
July 28th, 2007
(1)
This unfortunate women... That makes so sense to me.
July 29th, 2007
(0)
Um guys, FYI airplane toilet water is blue. Nice sound clip though!
(0)
what movie is that european/american swallow comment from? 5 to who ever tells me
July 29th, 2007
(3)
Seriously? Monty Python and the Holy Grail. But it's European/African, not American.
July 29th, 2007
(3)
Guys, it was just zues using something besides thunder bolts, apparently he got bored.
July 29th, 2007
(0)
lol
July 29th, 2007
(0)
Bonus points for getting "you're" right.
July 31st, 2007
(0)
What a pissy way to die.
August 7th, 2005
(7)
I really doubt that's real.
July 28th, 2007
(4)
Why is this in the top viewed?
(1)
i wish it were tho
July 28th, 2007
(3)
If there was a leak in the plane and it was truly cold enough to freeze urine instantly like that before it separated into multiple droplets, then the hole in the plane would eventually have frozen all of the liquids vital to the plane's function also. IE: Plane goes bye-bye
July 28th, 2007
(1)
Not only that, but urine and feces are stored together and dyed blue from the toilet fluids. Andddddd they would have shattered on impact with the ground/person.
August 11th, 2007
(0)
Does humor need to be true?
August 7th, 2005
(3)
Foreigner rules.
July 28th, 2007
(1)
if you like it up the ass
August 17th, 2005
(5)
Luck check = -20
January 11th, 2006
(0)
ONGWTFHAX
(1)
5 because im gullible and that is awesome
July 27th, 2007
(0)
That's just a f*cked up way to go D:
July 27th, 2007
(0)
Wow, I dont know what to say.
July 28th, 2007
(13)
I do. Garbage.
July 28th, 2007
(1)
I do. Garbage.
July 28th, 2007
(2)
I do. Garbage.
July 28th, 2007
(13)
I do. C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
July 29th, 2007
(1)
killer instinct was annoying 15 years ago when it first came out and its legacy lives on
July 29th, 2007
(0)
F*ck you, I have the soundtrack, and B Orchid is f*cking awesome.
July 27th, 2007
(-1)
I won't point out the flaws so that maybe some other people just MIGGHHT believe. It'd be like ruining the fact that the Bus of the Undead doesn't exist. (sorry) Very interesting though , 4 for the idea
July 27th, 2007
(1)
5 just because even if it's completely fake (which it probably is) it's very creative. also very funny. also c*cks.
(8)
"Well Jane how'd you get up to heaven?" " I was impaled by a frozen piss blade that fell from the sky!"
(0)
you seem to have forgotten physics. the airplane is moving very fast. the urine would not leak out perfectly straight like that. I'm not saying it wouldn't freeze. but if the aircraft was flying then the ice would not have been able to form into a huge shaft like that due to the fact that the part that is already out would break off if not just splash around a bunch and form small drops of urine snow.
July 28th, 2007
(1)
Urine snow. lolz.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
you seem to forget that amongst all your physics and sound all smart bullsh*t, it would be blue. and you really dont need physics to figure that out now do you?
July 28th, 2007
(3)
YOU PEE BLUE?!
July 28th, 2007
(0)
once its mixed with that airplane toilet blue dye sh*t....
July 28th, 2007
(2)
oh yeah. =/ touché.
July 28th, 2007
(5)
I pee blue, don't you guys??
July 29th, 2007
(1)
Smurfs do.
July 29th, 2007
(1)
I pee smurfs
July 30th, 2007
(0)
I pee you.
July 27th, 2007
(0)
What a sh*tty way to die.
July 28th, 2007
(2)
A pissy way. Didn't you even look at the site?
July 27th, 2007
(1)
MASSIVE EDITS DETECTED!
July 27th, 2007
(4)
As much as I love to hear about the english dying, I am 1 starring your *ss for your irrelevant keywords.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
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(0)
Get f*cked
July 28th, 2007
(3)
Don't have a euro tantrum, crumpet muncher.
July 28th, 2007
(4)
Crumpet Muncher. If they put out an album, I would buy it. And I mean buy it, not rip it off Limewire. Because anyone willing to name their band Crumpet Muncher deserves my financial support.
July 29th, 2007
(2)
and the name of their first tour is Euro Tantrum :P
July 29th, 2007
(2)
lol, limewire
July 27th, 2007
(1)
Damn imagine getting hit by a sh*t meteor lol.
July 27th, 2007
(7)
1'd for over-keywording
July 27th, 2007
(5)
fake and old
July 27th, 2007
(2)
The ice would have broken at 5 feet let alone 5000+ Durh
July 27th, 2007
(0)
What a way to go...
July 27th, 2007
(0)
steven Seagal makes it a 5
July 28th, 2007
(1)
older than the f*cking internet
July 28th, 2007
(0)
cold. also snopes.com
July 28th, 2007
(0)
No GOB no 5
July 28th, 2007
(3)
Fake for one reason. Airplane. Waste. Is. Dyed. Blue. Also, I doubt it would be a SHAFT of pure URINE, more like a ROCK of URINE AND FECES!
July 28th, 2007
(0)
Change the song to Cold As Ice by Tech N9ne and you'll be 5'ed
July 28th, 2007
(0)
(0)
This ytmnd is as bad as some of the comments in here.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
That sucks.
July 28th, 2007
(1)
stuff in airplane toilets turns blue from the dye or whatever that stuff is supposed to do. (ever flushed an airplane toilet?) also it would be mixed with toilet paper, bloody tampons and sh*t. there was an actual story of a toilet leaking and it was a 1' diameter blue ball came down and smashed a hole in someones roof. it would never come out in a yellow shard.
July 28th, 2007
(1)
reminds me of a thought that struck me the other day: how do astronauts dispose of waste in outer space? they just leave bags of sh*t floating out there, don't they??
July 28th, 2007
(2)
extremely old, stolen, unoriginal and not terribly amusing.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
aimbot gg
July 28th, 2007
(0)
I am morally obligated to at least four anything with a Foreigner song.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
Creative but almost has to be fake, still, that would suck an unfathomable amount.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
is she wearing a Kabuki mask? wtf... and if her face was really that white, wouldnt the wee lance have melted by then? Body temperature...
July 28th, 2007
(0)
Also tusken raiders.
(2)
Shes chopping broccoli!
July 28th, 2007
(0)
Dana Carvey FTW. Your comment almost saves this site. Almost.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
I take that back. Nothing could save it. NEDC. Srsly this YTMND is a disgrace. Worst top viewed site ever.
July 28th, 2007
(-1)
Beware of falling piss
July 28th, 2007
(0)
My bullsh*t detector just blew up.
(-1)
good site, lame keywords tho
July 28th, 2007
(0)
5'd for Foreigner
July 28th, 2007
(0)
God was pissed at her. OH YEAH! I SOOOO TOTALLY WENT THAR!
July 28th, 2007
(0)
old site revival
July 28th, 2007
(0)
needs some "mr. cool ice"
July 28th, 2007
(1)
I feel bad this is the first time i saw it. Neway, Ice falling from a plane at that angle would have broken/shattered. Wish it were real.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
No way....it disinigrates before it reaches earth DUH
July 28th, 2007
(-1)
HAHAHAHA, ohh, thats tragic... also fake. if it were from a plane, the spike wouldent be straight. but still. lol@peepee-mcdeath-spike
July 28th, 2007
(1)
Was a skit from Chris Morris classic The Day Today.
July 28th, 2007
(-2)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-breaker combo
July 28th, 2007
(0)
I hate Foreigner.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
that was great, but one'd for f*cking keyword whoring you f*cktard
July 28th, 2007
(0)
July 28th, 2007
(0)
4'd, because now she knows what love is
July 28th, 2007
(0)
What the heck...
July 28th, 2007
(0)
FAKE YIFF >:/
July 28th, 2007
(2)
This was one of the first images I saw on the internet back in '99. Also, great description and keywords.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
A urine harpoon? < Never thought I'd use urine and harpoon in the same sentence. In the same three word sentence at that. But still. Frozen pee pee? C'mon.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
HOLY SH*T!
(2)
this YTMND reminds me of gay
July 28th, 2007
(-1)
Bullsh*t. I live there.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
No sources, no rating. Sooo many reasons why this is probably fake.
July 28th, 2007
(2)
Created on: 2005-08-07 20:13:48
July 28th, 2007
(1)
ofn and fake
(0)
Hooooooly sh*t.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
100% fake 100% old. (i saw this years ago, how is the entirety of YTMND this slow?)
July 28th, 2007
(0)
No.....no WAY.
July 28th, 2007
(-1)
I really don't see why I should give this any higher than two, if all it is is an old picture set to Hillary Clinton's campaign song (or is her song "She's So Cold" by the Rolling Stones?)
July 28th, 2007
(0)
lol, impossible
July 28th, 2007
(0)
obviously fake. but a funny concept.
July 28th, 2007
(1)
Sorry to spoil the fun folks, but this picture is a hoax. It comes from a spoof news program aired in Britain called "The Day Today". Check the Darwin Awards or Museum of Hoaxes if you don't believe me.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
Replace her arms with pulse rifles!
July 28th, 2007
(2)
who cares if it's fake. Entertainment is scripted and re-runs of the best shows are still funny.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
THIS IS SO STUPID!! AHAHA
July 28th, 2007
(0)
Stupid and fake.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
thank god they took a picture before it thawed
July 28th, 2007
(0)
Impossible.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
She must've pissed herself.
July 28th, 2007
(0)
omg now way man how what?
July 28th, 2007
(0)
I'm with trying2gets00d, replace her arms with pulse rifles! and maybe give her some cool goggles
July 28th, 2007
(0)
+1 for Foreigner... but that's the only good thing here.
July 29th, 2007
(0)
theres no way its real for one the trajectory of said urine would be HUGE and it would be like a sewing needle if that.
(0)
Let's ignore the fact that it's a manican. And that it's impaled the chest...yet it came from straight above.
July 29th, 2007
(0)
i loled
July 29th, 2007
(-1)
Because you don't know any better.
July 29th, 2007
(0)
1 for very very old lulz
July 29th, 2007
(0)
Dont mean to be a kill joy :( but its just a legend, check the darwin awards they talk about it. Still funny tho http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1999-02.html
July 29th, 2007
(1)
The icicles that fall off the sides of rooftops shatter apart when they collapse, but I'm sure everyone was convinced this magical urine icicle could remain perfectly intact after falling thousands of feet, allowing the camera man this wondrous photo.
July 29th, 2007
(-1)
http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1999-02.html ... This pic is older than YTMND. And it's NOT FUNNY HERE, and the Foreigner doesn't help.
July 29th, 2007
(0)
top 5 worst ways to be remembered dying
July 29th, 2007
(0)
1. Auto-erotic asphyxiation
(1)
F*ck physics. The BK King says it's not possible, therefore it isn't.
July 29th, 2007
(1)
[DIGG THIS]
July 29th, 2007
(2)
Ya rly. I just realized how old this site is. Why is it always the lousy YTMNDs that get dugg?
July 29th, 2007
(1)
The lousy and old YTMNDs, to be specific.
July 30th, 2007
(1)
Because 99% of the Internet have no taste. It's all 'Shocking Prarie Dog' this and 'Demented Chipmunk' that. Cherish the special websites like YTMND...
(0)
news repot or it didnt happen
July 29th, 2007
(0)
Just Google this, it's been proven as fake. A British satire program made the image. Very funny though, so 5.
July 29th, 2007
(0)
ownage.
July 29th, 2007
(0)
This is off "The Day Today" a British comedy satire programme, This picture and the text,Lol.
(1)
He's right. A simple search that includes "frozen urine" "spear" "impale" "English woman" etc. will get you your answer. I didn't have any luck finding that particular picture but the descriptions I've read and the improbability (unbroken, still frozen though she's long since white, etc) lend itself to a comedy program[me].
(0)
NEEDS MORE GOB
July 29th, 2007
(0)
ARE YOU JOKING?!
July 29th, 2007
(1)
UR JOKING, UR JOKING, I CANT BELIEVE MY EYEZ!!!!11
July 30th, 2007
(1)
UR JOKIN ME U GOTTA B DIS CNT B DA RIHT GAI!!!1
July 29th, 2007
(0)
1'd for false keywords
July 29th, 2007
(0)
wtf most viewed
July 29th, 2007
(0)
who is linking this damn thing
July 29th, 2007
(0)
Spam tagging is ftl.
(0)
Youre as cold as ice,........ and......... the feeling....... is nice!
(0)
DEATH BY PEE PEE
July 29th, 2007
(0)
wow you morons are retarded for believing this
July 29th, 2007
(0)
3'd just because all the awesome comments saved this sh*t-tastic YTMND from complete fail.
July 29th, 2007
(2)
max really needs to redirect offsite traffic to http://ridinspinnas.ytmnsfw.com/
July 29th, 2007
(0)
Agreed
(0)
Absolutely, this is ridiculous.
July 30th, 2007
(0)
yeah, like that's going to happen...
(0)
its obviously fake but it wouldent have to be blue if the guy peeing never flushed the toilet!Then the only way it would be blue is if the guy was drinking the toilet water!!!!
July 30th, 2007
(-1)
lol
July 30th, 2007
(0)
I would have given this a 4, but 1'd for keyword whoring you douchebag.
July 30th, 2007
(0)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 30th, 2007
(0)
Steel wouldn't have landed without getting bent. If it was Ice it would have been shattered on impact even if it did kill her. Logic = win!
July 30th, 2007
(0)
Wow...
July 30th, 2007
(0)
You pissheads, its a YTMND, its not suppose to be f*cking real/make sense! Do you go to all the n*gg* bike ytmnds and say "no one could have a head shaped like a pixle'd blackmans head. The physics..." Shut the f*ck up.
July 30th, 2007
(0)
It's a fake, from a 1994 BBC comedy news show. Still kinda funny. http://www.alan-partridge.co.uk/scripts/thedaytoday/daytod1.htm
July 30th, 2007
(0)
wow this is weird
July 30th, 2007
(1)
FAKE! There are no planes in the UK, only horse-drawn carriages and snooty Englishmen on horseback.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
This just goes to show that when God says your number is up then you're gone. none of this "Final Destination" BS
August 23rd, 2011
(0)
First YTMND I ever saw