The Bible; X-treme Edition
Created on: August 26th, 2005
The Bible; X-treme Edition
Bible bores you? Pick up the X-Treme Edition today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWW YEA

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August 26th, 2005
(4)
LMAO! Now you can worship....to the EXTREME! Martyr on, dudes! Pray it, don't spray it! Cowabunga, Jesus!
June 3rd, 2007
(1)
4 words: Moses in a rallycap.
August 30th, 2005
(0)
OH SHI!
August 31st, 2005
(0)
BRB JESUS
September 6th, 2005
(0)
teen bible ftw
September 6th, 2005
(0)
The Extreme Teen Bible dares teens to crack open its pages and live up to the cutting-edge standard found inside. This New King James translation (thoroughly explained in teen-friendly language) is clad in funky purple print and snowboard-type logos, appe
September 6th, 2005
(0)
aling to the thrill seeker by promising a life of "no fears, no regrets, just a future with a promise."
February 11th, 2009
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I'd like to know what "teen-friendly language" entails.
September 6th, 2005
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http://lookinside2-images.amazon.com/Qffs+v35lepQ51IUc2iTNDqiaq/Wmvcascz6VwE+9xyYs+VjVNGRNpOW2O86KQn1
September 6th, 2005
(0)
Worship to the extreme... lol Christianity is bullsh*t anyways, as is any and every religion/religious doctrine.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
The music is actually pretty cool. >_> Where'd you get it?
September 6th, 2005
(1)
Trying to market it to kids. Valiant attempt, but bleh. They should want to because they believe not because their bible says extreme on it.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
I gotta get me one of those.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
So cutting edge it's in ebonics. Oh, and they're no longer 'apostles', they're 'n*gg*z'. Jesus = OG
September 6th, 2005
(0)
Hey, hey. Come on now. In Flames is a pretty good band.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
Please tell me this isn't real.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
well.. 2'd for good music.. +2 for attracting a quality spammer
September 6th, 2005
(0)
In Flames f*cking rules
September 6th, 2005
(0)
I OWN THAT!!!
September 6th, 2005
(0)
The song is "Trigger by In flames" It can be found on the freddy vs jason soundtrack.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
It can also be found on Reroute to Remain by the band
September 6th, 2005
(0)
LMAO
September 6th, 2005
(0)
xxxxxxxxxTREME!!!!
September 6th, 2005
(0)
It tells of how Jesus did the dew and gave oral for believers, pushin' it to the XTREMEEEEEEE. And I just got done listening to In Flames thanks. :O
September 6th, 2005
(0)
sh*t like this makes Christians look bad. 5
September 6th, 2005
(0)
hahaha the caption makes it
September 6th, 2005
(0)
Ha Ha...I've actually seen people with that.
September 6th, 2005
(1)
-2 for not having AC/DC's "Let There Be Rock"
September 6th, 2005
(0)
WTF? O_o
September 6th, 2005
(0)
hahah great!
September 6th, 2005
(0)
whos the artist In flames?
September 6th, 2005
(0)
Damn it! Why do we Chrisians keep making stupid things like this! Bible Man, Veggie Tales and now the XTREME BIBLE! ARGH!
June 3rd, 2007
(0)
Have you seen the Bible video games? I pray my people don't start selling out the Torah, Midrashim, Apocrypha, etc. One good thing about Jews: Not supposed to evangelize people.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
ROFL
September 6th, 2005
(0)
Today's kids don't know what rock 'n' roll is. And it surely isn't what's playing on background...
September 6th, 2005
(0)
Yeah its not rock and roll its melodic death metal you f*cking twat. In Flames is the best band in their genre. Go suck a fat n****r dick you f*cking pussy*ssemo f*ck. f*ck...
(0)
Whoa settle down there Hombre...
(0)
Melodic death metal? Stryper is back and nobody told me? ATTACK OF BUMBLEBEES!
September 6th, 2005
(0)
5'd because jesus freaks should die.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
GAH IN FLAMES f*ckING OWNS!!!! AWESOME CHOICE MY FRIEND.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
you are going to hell aren't you
September 6th, 2005
(0)
In Flames. 4
September 6th, 2005
(0)
YEAH JESUS ROX!! \m/
September 6th, 2005
(0)
Haha, that is so lame.
September 6th, 2005
(1)
Jesus crucified on a skateboard?
September 6th, 2005
(-2)
Bible sucks--no amount of fancy repackaging will change that. ALso, the king james bible has yet to include in its text the addition of the dead sea scrolls or any other newly discovered writings--thus making it a historically useless manuscript.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
WE HAVE THIS BOOK IN OUR ENGLISH CLASS. I am not joking.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
In Flames ftfw :>
September 6th, 2005
(0)
5 for in flames
September 6th, 2005
(0)
LOL ANGST
September 6th, 2005
(0)
Mmmm... In Flames.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
LOLZ
September 6th, 2005
(0)
lowtf
September 6th, 2005
(0)
ROFL, oddly enough, I have that book somewhere. 5'd for hilarity and oddness.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
.
September 6th, 2005
(1)
That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I don't care if you're a cool churchgoer or a nerdly altarboy, NOBODY should be seen with an "EXTREME" version of the Bible. It's like someone inventing "EXTREME" shuffleboard.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
i got that as a present like 7 years ago
September 6th, 2005
(-2)
i admit the name is stupid, but it is just a good study bible to attract teens that want to see god's word BETTER
February 11th, 2009
(0)
Are you ok?
September 6th, 2005
(0)
Christianity...TO THE X-TREME!!!!
September 6th, 2005
(0)
funny thing// i own this bible.. i swear to god- err.. nvm
September 6th, 2005
(0)
YEAH ROCK ON!!
September 6th, 2005
(-1)
-makes an 'x' with arms and yells- XTREEME! XD
September 6th, 2005
(1)
Mildly funny picture, plus appropriate music, plus mildly funny and appropriate text = awesome. This is what ytmnd is supposed to be.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
Jesusfreaks unite!
September 6th, 2005
(1)
And Jesus spake unto his crew, "sh*t dis lag sux, u no it was takeing me 3 day 2 repswan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
September 6th, 2005
(0)
"Sound Origin: EXTREME METAL" 3 for ytmnd, 1 for that
September 6th, 2005
(0)
I think i actually own a copy of this book. My grandmother bought it for me. Not like i read it though. but still this site wins.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
WHY HELLO THERE! I love this
September 6th, 2005
(2)
This is the Bible you read while SKYDIVING!
September 6th, 2005
(0)
That must be the gayest book ever. Aploy to draw teens into the hands of god.
September 6th, 2005
(0)
In Flames = insta 5/5
September 7th, 2005
(0)
I'd give it more than a 3 but I'm afraid I'd go to hell. On a side note, I'd like to point out DarknessCalls wasted 9 minutes of his life spamming this. Give him an award.
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lol hells
(0)
check it out i gave it more than a 3
September 7th, 2005
(0)
EXTREME CHEDDAR!
September 7th, 2005
(0)
: /
September 7th, 2005
(-1)
HAHAHA! I wonder what Christians are going to do next to force their bullsh*t myths onto other people.
September 7th, 2005
(0)
I love how half of you athiest bigots are just using this as an excuse to say "OMG CHRISTIANITY IS BULLsh*t TOTAL CRAP JESUS IS A LIE LOLOLOL."
September 7th, 2005
(0)
As for the YTMND itself, it's yet another example of balding white ultra-conservative Protestants attempting to appeal to modern youth, an all-too-common phenomenon. Still funny, even if it does bring all the anti-Christian 'tards out of the woodwork.
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.................................Catholic?
June 3rd, 2007
(0)
But not as creepy as this one. http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/ When atheists are as evangelical as christians, you know we're in bad shape. Coming from a Jew, even. Now I'm off to get bagels. Who wants lox?
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i want lox
September 7th, 2005
(0)
damn good song, man!
September 7th, 2005
(0)
XTREEEMMMEEE JESUSSSSSSSS
September 7th, 2005
(0)
Rock on.
September 7th, 2005
(0)
I think its funny how pathetic all these attempts are at marketing nonsense to the younger generation.
September 7th, 2005
(2)
Coming soon: Extreme Koran! Including Circumcision-Do's and Don'ts, and "How to have a 'rad' Barmitzvah". Coming soon to a book retailer near you!
September 7th, 2005
(0)
and before anyone flames, that was a friendly joke, not racism, I like Jews. Many of my friends are Jewish. So no offence to anyone.
September 7th, 2005
(0)
Except DarknessCalls for being a twat.
September 7th, 2005
(0)
+5 for inflames music
September 7th, 2005
(0)
wtfs misclick
September 7th, 2005
(0)
5'd because I can't belive their stupidity. Even though I'm ver religious, this is just funny. X3 **head bangs**
September 7th, 2005
(-1)
you touch boys
September 7th, 2005
(0)
so f*cking dumb
September 7th, 2005
(0)
4. -1 for not using "God Gave Rock & Roll To You" by KISS.
September 7th, 2005
(0)
I would buy it, just for the Xtreme fact0r. ..... Or not, 'cas I'm too cheap to buy stuff like that.
March 10th, 2006
(0)
http://yousucksuck.ytmnd.com/
March 11th, 2006
(0)
how is it pushing if i do it on sh*tty sites? lol
April 24th, 2007
(0)
Cute.
April 24th, 2007
(0)
lololol
May 10th, 2007
(0)
There is no such thing as hardcore christians living hardcore.
May 15th, 2007
(0)
5'd TO THE EXTREME!
June 3rd, 2007
(0)
There was day, and there was night in the hood. And the Masta Pimp looked over all that he had created and said, "This is the sh*t." And it was crunk.
(0)
remember kids, only you can prevent scientology
June 22nd, 2007
(0)
only 5'd cause it was made in 2005
June 22nd, 2007
(0)
400% more killing, 50% more incest, and 100% more rape!
February 3rd, 2009
(0)
Yes, the packaging and fonts are beyond ridiculous, but it's actually a very good Bible for teens. Still, this site makes me ROFL.
July 17th, 2009
(0)
Holy f*ckity f*cking f*ck!!