The Bible; X-treme Edition
Created on: August 26th, 2005
The Bible; X-treme Edition
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Bible bores you? Pick up the X-Treme Edition today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWW YEA
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In Flames - "Trigger"

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MiscreantGamer
August 26th, 2005
11:44:23 PM CDT
(4)
LMAO! Now you can worship....to the EXTREME! Martyr on, dudes! Pray it, don't spray it! Cowabunga, Jesus!
Hatikvah
June 3rd, 2007
1:33:37 PM CDT
(1)
4 words: Moses in a rallycap.
MeanBlueSpider
August 30th, 2005
12:11:32 AM CDT
(0)
OH SHI!
Crisis
August 31st, 2005
11:34:12 AM CDT
(0)
BRB JESUS
Roryking
September 6th, 2005
12:04:20 AM CDT
(0)
teen bible ftw
Dasyati
September 6th, 2005
12:07:00 AM CDT
(0)
The Extreme Teen Bible dares teens to crack open its pages and live up to the cutting-edge standard found inside. This New King James translation (thoroughly explained in teen-friendly language) is clad in funky purple print and snowboard-type logos, appe
Dasyati
September 6th, 2005
12:07:12 AM CDT
(0)
aling to the thrill seeker by promising a life of "no fears, no regrets, just a future with a promise."
WombatJuice
February 11th, 2009
12:55:54 PM CST
(0)
I'd like to know what "teen-friendly language" entails.
Dasyati
September 6th, 2005
12:07:33 AM CDT
(0)
http://lookinside2-images.amazon.com/Qffs+v35lepQ51IUc2iTNDqiaq/Wmvcascz6VwE+9xyYs+VjVNGRNpOW2O86KQn1
SocialDemocracy
September 6th, 2005
12:07:37 AM CDT
(0)
Worship to the extreme... lol Christianity is bullsh*t anyways, as is any and every religion/religious doctrine.
Rockerone
September 6th, 2005
12:13:39 AM CDT
(0)
The music is actually pretty cool. >_> Where'd you get it?
jiujitsu
September 6th, 2005
12:14:27 AM CDT
(1)
Trying to market it to kids. Valiant attempt, but bleh. They should want to because they believe not because their bible says extreme on it.
Daveo
September 6th, 2005
12:19:13 AM CDT
(0)
I gotta get me one of those.
furiousx
September 6th, 2005
12:27:53 AM CDT
(0)
So cutting edge it's in ebonics. Oh, and they're no longer 'apostles', they're 'n*gg*z'. Jesus = OG
IvanVackinof
September 6th, 2005
12:29:59 AM CDT
(0)
Hey, hey. Come on now. In Flames is a pretty good band.
mx327
September 6th, 2005
12:53:09 AM CDT
(0)
Please tell me this isn't real.
Tatsumaki69
September 6th, 2005
1:12:26 AM CDT
(0)
well.. 2'd for good music.. +2 for attracting a quality spammer
fsmetal
September 6th, 2005
1:58:58 AM CDT
(0)
In Flames f*cking rules
Volshurawitz
September 6th, 2005
2:34:52 AM CDT
(0)
I OWN THAT!!!
hardcoredkrider
September 6th, 2005
2:53:19 AM CDT
(0)
The song is "Trigger by In flames" It can be found on the freddy vs jason soundtrack.
fsmetal
September 6th, 2005
4:44:16 AM CDT
(0)
It can also be found on Reroute to Remain by the band
LadyAerowyn
September 6th, 2005
5:38:11 AM CDT
(0)
LMAO
DrNecromancer
September 6th, 2005
6:25:04 AM CDT
(0)
xxxxxxxxxTREME!!!!
Jaysus
September 6th, 2005
7:25:13 AM CDT
(0)
It tells of how Jesus did the dew and gave oral for believers, pushin' it to the XTREMEEEEEEE. And I just got done listening to In Flames thanks. :O
originalladiezman
September 6th, 2005
7:55:51 AM CDT
(0)
sh*t like this makes Christians look bad. 5
ieatlivepuppies
September 6th, 2005
8:46:38 AM CDT
(0)
hahaha the caption makes it
manaleak34
September 6th, 2005
9:04:42 AM CDT
(0)
Ha Ha...I've actually seen people with that.
Jackrabbitsd87
September 6th, 2005
9:50:35 AM CDT
(1)
-2 for not having AC/DC's "Let There Be Rock"
Bobwith2os
September 6th, 2005
10:00:50 AM CDT
(0)
WTF? O_o
Dan84
September 6th, 2005
10:18:16 AM CDT
(0)
hahah great!
Dan84
September 6th, 2005
10:18:59 AM CDT
(0)
whos the artist In flames?
Reinhart
September 6th, 2005
10:37:23 AM CDT
(0)
Damn it! Why do we Chrisians keep making stupid things like this! Bible Man, Veggie Tales and now the XTREME BIBLE! ARGH!
Hatikvah
June 3rd, 2007
1:32:22 PM CDT
(0)
Have you seen the Bible video games? I pray my people don't start selling out the Torah, Midrashim, Apocrypha, etc. One good thing about Jews: Not supposed to evangelize people.
NightmareMagma
September 6th, 2005
10:44:42 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL
JoonasD6
September 6th, 2005
12:33:35 PM CDT
(0)
Today's kids don't know what rock 'n' roll is. And it surely isn't what's playing on background...
hardcoredkrider
September 6th, 2005
12:52:30 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah its not rock and roll its melodic death metal you f*cking twat. In Flames is the best band in their genre. Go suck a fat n****r dick you f*cking pussy*ssemo f*ck. f*ck...
NewWaveBossaNova
April 8th, 2007
5:29:50 AM CDT
(0)
Whoa settle down there Hombre...
captain-irascible
May 24th, 2007
9:05:19 PM CDT
(0)
Melodic death metal? Stryper is back and nobody told me? ATTACK OF BUMBLEBEES!
DavidGX
September 6th, 2005
12:53:05 PM CDT
(0)
5'd because jesus freaks should die.
PUMPKINSEEDjoe
September 6th, 2005
1:08:34 PM CDT
(0)
GAH IN FLAMES f*ckING OWNS!!!! AWESOME CHOICE MY FRIEND.
chembob
September 6th, 2005
1:11:50 PM CDT
(0)
you are going to hell aren't you
HellsAttack
September 6th, 2005
2:03:11 PM CDT
(0)
In Flames. 4
ShadowSora
September 6th, 2005
2:10:08 PM CDT
(0)
YEAH JESUS ROX!! \m/
mrkite
September 6th, 2005
2:28:47 PM CDT
(0)
Haha, that is so lame.
ashpoop
September 6th, 2005
2:36:11 PM CDT
(1)
Jesus crucified on a skateboard?
kindpastor
September 6th, 2005
2:46:09 PM CDT
(-2)
Bible sucks--no amount of fancy repackaging will change that. ALso, the king james bible has yet to include in its text the addition of the dead sea scrolls or any other newly discovered writings--thus making it a historically useless manuscript.
vashstyle
September 6th, 2005
3:01:50 PM CDT
(0)
WE HAVE THIS BOOK IN OUR ENGLISH CLASS. I am not joking.
Quismo
September 6th, 2005
3:14:50 PM CDT
(0)
In Flames ftfw :>
WulfRayne
September 6th, 2005
3:15:24 PM CDT
(0)
5 for in flames
RogerRhino
September 6th, 2005
3:33:26 PM CDT
(0)
LOL ANGST
Cort
September 6th, 2005
4:00:01 PM CDT
(0)
Mmmm... In Flames.
Necro99
September 6th, 2005
5:03:51 PM CDT
(0)
LOLZ
thewes
September 6th, 2005
5:24:53 PM CDT
(0)
lowtf
w00ters
September 6th, 2005
5:26:03 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL, oddly enough, I have that book somewhere. 5'd for hilarity and oddness.
w00ters
September 6th, 2005
5:27:12 PM CDT
(0)
.
kamaaina
September 6th, 2005
6:50:22 PM CDT
(1)
That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I don't care if you're a cool churchgoer or a nerdly altarboy, NOBODY should be seen with an "EXTREME" version of the Bible. It's like someone inventing "EXTREME" shuffleboard.
sdjbass
September 6th, 2005
7:03:55 PM CDT
(0)
i got that as a present like 7 years ago
WHOW3R
September 6th, 2005
7:38:49 PM CDT
(-2)
i admit the name is stupid, but it is just a good study bible to attract teens that want to see god's word BETTER
WombatJuice
February 11th, 2009
12:57:49 PM CST
(0)
Are you ok?
Riconoen
September 6th, 2005
7:56:49 PM CDT
(0)
Christianity...TO THE X-TREME!!!!
edgama
September 6th, 2005
8:38:52 PM CDT
(0)
funny thing// i own this bible.. i swear to god- err.. nvm
hakenkreuz
September 6th, 2005
8:57:41 PM CDT
(0)
YEAH ROCK ON!!
nymo
September 6th, 2005
9:03:09 PM CDT
(-1)
-makes an 'x' with arms and yells- XTREEME! XD
atmajr
September 6th, 2005
10:11:20 PM CDT
(1)
Mildly funny picture, plus appropriate music, plus mildly funny and appropriate text = awesome. This is what ytmnd is supposed to be.
Guerilla
September 6th, 2005
10:19:12 PM CDT
(0)
Jesusfreaks unite!
ProfGlitch
September 6th, 2005
10:35:08 PM CDT
(1)
And Jesus spake unto his crew, "sh*t dis lag sux, u no it was takeing me 3 day 2 repswan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
jung
September 6th, 2005
10:45:39 PM CDT
(0)
"Sound Origin: EXTREME METAL" 3 for ytmnd, 1 for that
tranceduo
September 6th, 2005
10:47:06 PM CDT
(0)
I think i actually own a copy of this book. My grandmother bought it for me. Not like i read it though. but still this site wins.
L33tmaster5000
September 6th, 2005
10:51:18 PM CDT
(0)
WHY HELLO THERE! I love this
secretbison
September 6th, 2005
10:59:03 PM CDT
(2)
This is the Bible you read while SKYDIVING!
Jan
September 6th, 2005
11:11:05 PM CDT
(0)
That must be the gayest book ever. Aploy to draw teens into the hands of god.
flurg
September 6th, 2005
11:56:50 PM CDT
(0)
In Flames = insta 5/5
shadow623
September 7th, 2005
12:56:03 AM CDT
(0)
I'd give it more than a 3 but I'm afraid I'd go to hell. On a side note, I'd like to point out DarknessCalls wasted 9 minutes of his life spamming this. Give him an award.
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
May 2nd, 2007
7:53:48 PM CDT
(0)
lol hells
zomglolwtfzorlosthis
May 2nd, 2007
7:54:21 PM CDT
(0)
check it out i gave it more than a 3
jaw-knee
September 7th, 2005
3:40:25 AM CDT
(0)
EXTREME CHEDDAR!
jaw-knee
September 7th, 2005
3:41:28 AM CDT
(0)
: /
Blackmagic
September 7th, 2005
5:48:05 AM CDT
(-1)
HAHAHA! I wonder what Christians are going to do next to force their bullsh*t myths onto other people.
Jett
September 7th, 2005
8:55:07 AM CDT
(0)
I love how half of you athiest bigots are just using this as an excuse to say "OMG CHRISTIANITY IS BULLsh*t TOTAL CRAP JESUS IS A LIE LOLOLOL."
Jett
September 7th, 2005
8:56:20 AM CDT
(0)
As for the YTMND itself, it's yet another example of balding white ultra-conservative Protestants attempting to appeal to modern youth, an all-too-common phenomenon. Still funny, even if it does bring all the anti-Christian 'tards out of the woodwork.
NewWaveBossaNova
April 8th, 2007
5:32:36 AM CDT
(0)
.................................Catholic?
Hatikvah
June 3rd, 2007
1:28:01 PM CDT
(0)
But not as creepy as this one. http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/ When atheists are as evangelical as christians, you know we're in bad shape. Coming from a Jew, even. Now I'm off to get bagels. Who wants lox?
mustafa-chihocho
June 18th, 2007
3:11:09 PM CDT
(0)
i want lox
InTheCell
September 7th, 2005
8:58:13 AM CDT
(0)
damn good song, man!
Suicyde
September 7th, 2005
12:13:37 PM CDT
(0)
XTREEEMMMEEE JESUSSSSSSSS
johnbobby
September 7th, 2005
12:21:55 PM CDT
(0)
Rock on.
cyberen
September 7th, 2005
1:35:36 PM CDT
(0)
I think its funny how pathetic all these attempts are at marketing nonsense to the younger generation.
Wibble182
September 7th, 2005
4:51:56 PM CDT
(2)
Coming soon: Extreme Koran! Including Circumcision-Do's and Don'ts, and "How to have a 'rad' Barmitzvah". Coming soon to a book retailer near you!
Wibble182
September 7th, 2005
4:52:56 PM CDT
(0)
and before anyone flames, that was a friendly joke, not racism, I like Jews. Many of my friends are Jewish. So no offence to anyone.
Wibble182
September 7th, 2005
4:54:40 PM CDT
(0)
Except DarknessCalls for being a twat.
duff
September 7th, 2005
5:27:35 PM CDT
(0)
+5 for inflames music
duff
September 7th, 2005
5:28:36 PM CDT
(0)
wtfs misclick
Cloner
September 7th, 2005
5:35:19 PM CDT
(0)
5'd because I can't belive their stupidity. Even though I'm ver religious, this is just funny. X3 **head bangs**
coldlight
September 7th, 2005
6:11:37 PM CDT
(-1)
you touch boys
denferb
September 7th, 2005
9:20:50 PM CDT
(0)
so f*cking dumb
Ryeguy77
September 7th, 2005
10:11:57 PM CDT
(0)
4. -1 for not using "God Gave Rock & Roll To You" by KISS.
HyperShadic
September 7th, 2005
11:21:14 PM CDT
(0)
I would buy it, just for the Xtreme fact0r. ..... Or not, 'cas I'm too cheap to buy stuff like that.
Xalioniaf
September 13th, 2005
9:11:34 PM CDT
(0)
I think that's the one I read in my pre-atheist days. It's basically the bible with some blips popping up here and there explaining vauge terms better, but it still sucks.
donk0rle0ne
March 10th, 2006
8:01:22 PM CST
(0)
http://yousucksuck.ytmnd.com/
donk0rle0ne
March 11th, 2006
11:54:05 PM CST
(0)
how is it pushing if i do it on sh*tty sites? lol
Grayfox354
April 24th, 2007
10:10:00 AM CDT
(0)
Cute.
xRabmonkx
April 24th, 2007
10:11:34 AM CDT
(0)
lololol
GunFodder
May 10th, 2007
9:40:23 PM CDT
(0)
There is no such thing as hardcore christians living hardcore.
ColdSheep
May 15th, 2007
7:20:30 PM CDT
(0)
5'd TO THE EXTREME!
Hatikvah
June 3rd, 2007
1:23:27 PM CDT
(0)
There was day, and there was night in the hood. And the Masta Pimp looked over all that he had created and said, "This is the sh*t." And it was crunk.
strangurdangurr
June 3rd, 2007
11:38:15 PM CDT
(0)
remember kids, only you can prevent scientology
Neoslicexxx
June 22nd, 2007
12:23:32 AM CDT
(0)
only 5'd cause it was made in 2005
ollj
June 22nd, 2007
7:33:38 PM CDT
(0)
400% more killing, 50% more incest, and 100% more rape!
EvilDeadPopTarts
February 3rd, 2009
2:16:32 PM CST
(0)
Yes, the packaging and fonts are beyond ridiculous, but it's actually a very good Bible for teens. Still, this site makes me ROFL.
PanDeism
July 17th, 2009
3:30:33 PM CDT
(0)
Holy f*ckity f*cking f*ck!!