Why Won't This Calculator Make Love To Me
Created on: May 29th, 2004
Why Won't This Calculator Make Love To Me
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June 9th, 2004
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5 for the title alone
May 12th, 2012
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i voted feiv
January 19th, 2007
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1 for wasting my time
January 19th, 2007
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I think I have that model of calculator.
January 19th, 2007
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HAHAHA 5 because I have that same piece of japanese crap calculator
January 19th, 2007
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accountants are a strange breed....
January 19th, 2007
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Uncited
January 19th, 2007
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uncited
January 19th, 2007
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NO SENCE WHATEVER accountant.ytmnd.com
January 19th, 2007
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Cause theres no hole for the love making.
January 19th, 2007
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No sources
January 19th, 2007
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Dear downvoters, Please do care to note that this site dates back to early 2004, well before source citing existed. I updated this pages with sources today (now that it's found its way here) and it should show soon enough. Much thanks
January 19th, 2007
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Hm...it doesn't seem to be processing. Well, anyhow, the images were fished up over Google using the search terms "confused businessman" and "calculator". The audio is courtesy mi amigo Festim Mahmudi. Cheers.
January 19th, 2007
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5 for your presumably Mario RPG based username
January 20th, 2007
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LOL at downvoters. I'm 5'ing cause of them.
April 24th, 2008
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same, dumb downvoters
January 20th, 2007
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lol...
January 20th, 2007
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oh sh*t, its Frankenstein.
January 20th, 2007
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yay this is stupid!
January 20th, 2007
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i loved it , it was f*cken hilarious , i vote hard to so that was great
January 20th, 2007
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racist calculator
January 20th, 2007
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uncited (also the new site creator can't update sources. It's oone small step back for man.)
January 20th, 2007
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How strange is this...an obscure site from 2004. Gets sponsored. Why? What's the story here?
January 20th, 2007
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Sadly, I still say you get a 1 for self-faving.
January 20th, 2007
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This is why you bring a f*cking rez sig omfg.
January 20th, 2007
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That poor violated calculator...
January 20th, 2007
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All these lame rules you people seem to have invented..."self-faving"? Well, it IS my favorite YTMND. Why can't you be relax for a second and be more like JonnyBoy or DevinBruze and make a voting determination based on, oh, say, the quality of the site?
January 20th, 2007
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I understand completly
January 21st, 2007
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5 because lots of idiots downvote for dumb reasons like self faving that don't really mean anything
April 24th, 2008
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You would have 5'd this anyway.
January 21st, 2007
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Also for you guys who don't know, this site was made before max ever even allowed you to cite your sources, so obviously it's uncited. Also with the new site creator/editor you aren't even allowed to edit the sources, so downvoting for uncited is just plain stupid.
January 21st, 2007
(1)
5 for 2004 YTMND
January 21st, 2007
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poop
January 21st, 2007
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5 for oldness
January 21st, 2007
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It takes a man to do a man's job
January 21st, 2007
(0)
because u dont equal 117
January 21st, 2007
(1)
COOKIE 4 U ^_^
January 21st, 2007
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I don't care if it's cited or not. It's crap.
January 21st, 2007
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So stupid it's funny.
January 21st, 2007
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Plainly unfunny.
January 21st, 2007
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A sh*tty image AND a sh*tty picture. ROFLnaut?
January 21st, 2007
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notemoatall.ytmnd.com
January 21st, 2007
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Sounds like its from Dr. Tran, but I watched the video and its not in there. Still, it might be the same voice. Eh, it was ok.
January 22nd, 2007
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I'm not sure I understand it either, but it's grown on me. 5'd to counter downvoters.
January 22nd, 2007
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This is not Epic.
January 22nd, 2007
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this is pretty b.a. i think
January 22nd, 2007
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Actually I think I invented self-faving. And I usually got upvoted for it.
January 22nd, 2007
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why wont this ytmnd make laugh to me?
January 22nd, 2007
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Hay!
January 22nd, 2007
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Dead Νiggers
January 22nd, 2007
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Funny, and under-rated. Just need da sources.
January 22nd, 2007
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5'd cause of awesome, and because retards are downvoting you for the sources thing without reading what you have to say.
January 22nd, 2007
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i like it
January 22nd, 2007
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WHY WON'T I LEARN TO NOT CLICK ON THE SPONSORED SITES??!!
January 22nd, 2007
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Under rated.
January 22nd, 2007
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Uncited
January 22nd, 2007
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(And yes, I read. Hence the five.)
January 22nd, 2007
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okay... uncited too.
January 22nd, 2007
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ooooh i have that calculator.... its suckyy.. i d k but my calculator makes love to me...
January 22nd, 2007
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Uncited. Cite = 5.
January 22nd, 2007
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Calculator Fad!
January 22nd, 2007
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http://titsonastick.ytmnd.com/
January 23rd, 2007
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LOL
January 23rd, 2007
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5'd for self-faving
January 23rd, 2007
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self-recorded sites are stupid
January 23rd, 2007
(0)
sources
January 23rd, 2007
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5 because lots of idiots downvote for dumb reasons like self faving that don't really mean anything
January 23rd, 2007
(1)
Try buying it a few more drinks.
January 23rd, 2007
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I know the creater donated the money himself. this is retarded. Why are the most pointless and stupid ones always on the front page(not including recently Created)
January 23rd, 2007
(1)
you need to punch the keys for god's sake
January 23rd, 2007
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Not that crazy about it, but upvoting to counter source-nags.
January 24th, 2007
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downvoting because it f*cking deserves to be! Also it doesn't deserves to be sponsored
January 24th, 2007
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"Dead Νiggers" Hmmm you can say n*gg*rs now? Okay, cuss test: f*ck sh*t *ssh*le f*g motherf*cker c*nt clit bitch c*ck ebaum.
January 24th, 2007
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I have to try and add that sentence into my everyday life...
January 24th, 2007
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All the best.
January 24th, 2007
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um, who sponsored this crap bullsh*t site
January 24th, 2007
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Check plus PLUS!
January 24th, 2007
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lol -@ U ou ˧ -Saws
January 24th, 2007
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Lame and unfunny.
January 24th, 2007
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who tf sponsored this? :| this sucks :|
January 25th, 2007
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"make a voting determination based on, oh, say, the quality of the site?" - ok, done
January 25th, 2007
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My calculator got a hole to plug it to a computer, but it's too small to have sex with it.
January 25th, 2007
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i liked it...
January 25th, 2007
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i miss classic ytmnd so much
January 25th, 2007
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January 25th, 2007
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crap
January 25th, 2007
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I almost feel bad for giving such an old and matured ytmnd low grades, but you know, I just simply can't find much *value* of any form from this; I'm sorry :
January 25th, 2007
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Thats a clock not a calculator.......I have one
January 25th, 2007
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Because it's really a clock noob!
January 26th, 2007
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+2 for not very funny, but +2 because i have that EXACT SAME CLOCK. It's a calculator/clock that I got as a free gift for a U.S. News subscription.
January 26th, 2007
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this was boring.
January 26th, 2007
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Citations?
January 26th, 2007
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This was a test to see if a crappy ytmnd that was sponsored would pull in +5's - well it worked, all the fivers behaved just like lab rats
January 26th, 2007
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I love the voice, Its just too funny
January 26th, 2007
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haha I was going to congratulate this site on it's old school flavor, but I see it's over 2 years old. LOLZ
January 26th, 2007
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WHY WON'T THIS CALCULATOR MAKE LOVE TO ME?! I'll never see accounting class the same way again. :(
January 26th, 2007
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plz dont read! in 1913 a boy from china named nanavala fala came to america in a ferry. when he arrived he was killed by a mysterios man. he killed him by driving a fork through his heart and writing KAGJAOGOSHDAO by the wall where he was killed post this comment in 1 thousand ytmnds or he will kill u
February 4th, 2007
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They guy is GIR If he was an accountant
February 7th, 2007
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why won't this ytmnd make funny to me? 1. 1. 1.
April 16th, 2008
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STOP. SELF-SPONSORING. CRAP.
April 21st, 2008
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At least he is putting back into YTMND. What are you doing, trolling?
April 16th, 2008
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5'd b/c of loser donwvoters
April 17th, 2008
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Oldtmnd.
April 18th, 2008
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3
April 18th, 2008
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80085 OLOLOL
April 18th, 2008
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I have always loved this site
April 20th, 2008
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win
April 21st, 2008
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You are doing it wrong, noob.
April 21st, 2008
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FOR 2 MAKE LOVE PUSH BUTTONS. ITS THAT SIMPLE 4 PAYMENTS OF 19.99 ON MY DOORBOX
April 23rd, 2008
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Cite your sources.
May 10th, 2012
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It's really important to me to know where the picture of the calculator guy came from, but since you didn't site your sources, I can't find out.

Also, I'd like to know if the sound is your own voice, or from a high-budget Hollywood movie, and if so, which one?

Also, is this a reference to something, or did you just make that up? If you sited your sources, I'd be able to tell.