I Want To Get Online...I Need A Computer!
Created on: May 1st, 2004
I Want To Get Online...I Need A Computer!
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March 30th, 2005
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lol 5/5
January 19th, 2008
(6)
I predict over 300 000 views by 2008!
November 12th, 2009
(2)
I predict you'll turn gay by the end of 2009.
March 31st, 2005
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Pretty good. But it's really bugging me, what movie was this from?
March 31st, 2005
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don't hate on johnny mnemonic or however the f*ck you spell it.
April 5th, 2005
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That movie was bad*ss.
April 6th, 2005
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Need! A computer!
April 11th, 2005
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he is so going to get blowed up..computerbomb.ytmnd.com/
April 16th, 2005
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http://jeffweise.ytmnd.com/
April 18th, 2005
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what movie is that from?
April 23rd, 2005
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LMAO 5/5
April 25th, 2005
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One minute of searching online found that it's from exactly what HerrHav0k said. Learn the internet.
April 26th, 2005
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crap crap crap double crap, keanu is so ghay......5''d
April 28th, 2005
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Excellent.
May 26th, 2005
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I HEART YOU NEO
May 27th, 2005
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Best.Acting.Ever.
June 1st, 2005
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JOHNNY MNEUMONIC, IDIOT
June 2nd, 2005
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Keanu's f*cking brilliant XD
June 5th, 2005
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roflmao
June 6th, 2005
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It's a trap!
June 8th, 2005
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5 only because IT'S SO TRUE!
June 13th, 2005
(0)
I thought it was funny.
June 14th, 2005
(0)
Great Quote!
June 22nd, 2005
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I NEED! ACTING LESSONS!
June 22nd, 2005
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Isn't that movie "Paycheck"?
June 23rd, 2005
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his acting is even better than the "whoa" in the matrix.
June 26th, 2005
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Baha, Keanu Reeves is the worst actor ever.
June 28th, 2005
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f*cking pwnt
June 30th, 2005
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http://f*ckharrygoddammit.ytmnd.com/ - My tribute to Cage (Fix the * with a 'u')
July 6th, 2005
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lol internet
July 6th, 2005
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hahaha heartssssssssss
July 13th, 2005
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haha
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Quite funny.
July 23rd, 2005
(0)
How does this man still have a job...
July 24th, 2005
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nothing gets past keanu...
July 27th, 2005
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roffle in my waffle
July 29th, 2005
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I want to get online. I NEED a comPUter! Hehe.
July 30th, 2005
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i need a computer
August 1st, 2005
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That's oscar quality acting right there. Take note actors.
August 8th, 2005
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lmao
August 8th, 2005
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For some reason, out of all ytmnds, this one is my favorite and I laugh everytime I hear it. Thank you Keanu Reeves.
August 10th, 2005
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This brings back memories of the "I NEED toilet paper" skit
August 13th, 2005
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I f*ckin love it
August 14th, 2005
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I WANT ROOM SERVICE!!
August 14th, 2005
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I never realized how awesome that movie is.
August 15th, 2005
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Win
August 18th, 2005
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You need many things, Keanu. One of them is a form of cell found in brains. Brain. Cell. Brain cells.
August 19th, 2005
(0)
I just say that movie on TnT. I couldn't stop laughing once i heard it.
August 22nd, 2005
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lol, *dies*
August 25th, 2005
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hahahaah.
August 26th, 2005
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Pretty neat.
August 30th, 2005
(0)
someone help keanu
September 1st, 2005
(0)
johnny mneumonic was f-ing great
September 1st, 2005
(0)
You NEED a 5.
September 4th, 2005
(0)
meh... 5/5
September 5th, 2005
(0)
Hhaha
September 13th, 2005
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Five, just because I JUST watched that movie again yesterday. SOMEBODY PLEASE do one with the "I WANT ROOMSERVICE" rant.
September 16th, 2005
(0)
gay
September 18th, 2005
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haha, dude you're getting a dell!
September 22nd, 2005
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brilliant
September 23rd, 2005
(0)
lmfao
September 30th, 2005
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Almost sounds like he's having an orgasm... o_0
October 1st, 2005
(0)
Lol, I remember seeing this movie a while back..
October 7th, 2005
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Yet more proof that Keanu Revees is an overpayed sh*tty actor.
October 9th, 2005
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love.
October 11th, 2005
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I fell on the f*cking ground.
October 11th, 2005
(0)
someone rape keanu reeves slowly with a chainsaw
October 11th, 2005
(0)
nice
October 11th, 2005
(0)
SUPER JOB
October 13th, 2005
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Final justification of Reeves' suckacity.
October 16th, 2005
(0)
Changity-chang! 5/5!
October 16th, 2005
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3'd because if you can see this, you have a computer already.
October 18th, 2005
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He really needs that computer, lol
October 19th, 2005
(0)
LMAO that's me when I'm on vacation.
October 24th, 2005
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that quote is $, baby. keanu reeves is $, baby. 5'd is $, baby.
October 24th, 2005
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I want to get online.... I need good acting lessons.
October 24th, 2005
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He may be a sh*tty actor, but hey, he KNOWS KUNG FU!
October 24th, 2005
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I thought I 1ed this about a year ago.
October 24th, 2005
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JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
October 24th, 2005
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I want my clothes LAUNDERED...In Tokyo!
October 24th, 2005
(-2)
Why?
October 24th, 2005
(0)
I NEED a COMPUTER! I've been there...
October 25th, 2005
(0)
All hail the classic YTMDN!!!
October 27th, 2005
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I feel this way all the time. Hahahahaha.
October 29th, 2005
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that's ausom lol sadly i was like that for a while
October 30th, 2005
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WTS [Computer] PST
November 1st, 2005
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This makes no sense to me. At all. Oh well.
November 6th, 2005
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my favorite ytmnd for some reason
November 6th, 2005
(0)
Funny, funny, funny. A tribute to Picard: http://picardmemory.ytmnd.com
November 9th, 2005
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Lmao, great
November 12th, 2005
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*SODASCREEN!* This is great! Now all he needs is a 1000.00 a night hooker and a cameo by Henry Rollins!
November 15th, 2005
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5'd.
November 16th, 2005
(0)
same here, keanu.
November 16th, 2005
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re : mrexican's comment - you gotta be king dumbsh*t
November 18th, 2005
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Keanu Reeves is the worst.
November 18th, 2005
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NoGodExists is a dipsh*t.
November 27th, 2005
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It'd be great if someone made a MySpace version.
December 7th, 2005
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Woah!
December 8th, 2005
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SOMEONE PLZ SET US UP THE COMPUTER
December 10th, 2005
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Another Oscar-worthy Keanu Reeves performance snubbed by the academy :(
December 16th, 2005
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Can't seem to get enough of this one.
December 16th, 2005
(0)
win
December 16th, 2005
(0)
Pretty good.
December 21st, 2005
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i NEED this ytmnd
December 21st, 2005
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I've always liked this one. So I felt a need to make this: http://keanureevesytmnd.ytmnd.com/ now I NEED to go...
December 23rd, 2005
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hahaha! i love this one! reeves is such a d-bag... what movie is this from, anyway?
December 24th, 2005
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I find myself mimicing this quote to people whenever I have to get on the internet.
December 28th, 2005
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keanu reeves humps fish sticks
December 29th, 2005
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ah, keanu reeve's acting at its worst
December 30th, 2005
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pix pls
January 7th, 2006
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I see the parallax too. ^_^ PS. I. NEED! A comPUter!
January 14th, 2006
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http://idontlikefingersupmybutt.ytmnsfw.com/
January 15th, 2006
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LOL INTERNET...mah compudah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
January 16th, 2006
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lol dont we all...
January 19th, 2006
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LOL 5/5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 19th, 2006
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CUMPEWETERRRRRRRRR
January 25th, 2006
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rock.
January 26th, 2006
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Classic, what YTMND was all about.
January 28th, 2006
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So funny, Keanu can't act... lawl
January 29th, 2006
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CANS!!! It's just CANS!
January 29th, 2006
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you know what, after carful consideration, I have finnaly decided that, these old style YTMNDs are, well, lame, and we have come far enought to realize that they suck, and must never be repeted.
January 31st, 2006
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rofl keanu is a porn addict
January 31st, 2006
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One of my all-time favorites.
February 2nd, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
February 4th, 2006
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I got a fever....and I NEEEEED a computer....
February 6th, 2006
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go go go mighty acting powers!
February 8th, 2006
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Maybe I'm missing something, but I just don't get the humor in this. He sounds funny, so 5'd.
February 10th, 2006
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I want to get online-I-NEED! ...a computer!
February 14th, 2006
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I think its from that movie called hackers. I remember watching it on the free on demand movies.
February 16th, 2006
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I've never seen Johnny Neumonic. But the Gumpy's Pizza in Columbus had the Johnny Neumonic pinball machine last time I was there, and that thing kicks *ss - 5/5 for good taste in arcade games.
February 18th, 2006
(0)
Keanu Reeves...lol
February 18th, 2006
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Hahaha! He's a f*cking terrible actor.
February 23rd, 2006
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OH SHI! So that's what I forgot!
February 25th, 2006
(0)
Holy sh*t, that's Keanu? Five'd then.
February 26th, 2006
(0)
Still god damn funny
March 9th, 2006
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Best movie ever. I'm so going to the 5 dollar bin and getting this.
March 13th, 2006
(0)
ACTING!!
March 22nd, 2006
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URGH, I saw this movie for free with when it came out in theaters and I still feel I need that 2 hours back.
March 24th, 2006
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this one made me dl the movie. i mean barrow it. i mean rented it from block buster. oh ya spam http://iluvjews.ytmnd.com/
March 27th, 2006
(0)
LMFAO! 5'D
March 29th, 2006
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Emotion!
March 29th, 2006
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lol, I love the emotion. who says that in RL I mean really.. i NEED...a drink! or something like that. no one..bad acting ftw
March 30th, 2006
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TRIBUTE! http://keanucomp.ytmnd.com/
April 8th, 2006
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WTF
April 11th, 2006
(0)
sounds like me in the mornings/afternoons/evenings.
April 12th, 2006
(0)
I WANT A CLUB SANDWICH!
April 14th, 2006
(0)
5 :)
April 14th, 2006
(0)
I want to vote 5, I NEED a good ytmnd
April 16th, 2006
(0)
4 for creative line delivery
April 16th, 2006
(0)
he wants to go to ytmnd
April 20th, 2006
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April 21st, 2006
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ha. 5.
April 21st, 2006
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April 23rd, 2006
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lol didn't I 5 it already?
April 27th, 2006
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He needs a computer to save the world. Again.
April 29th, 2006
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I laughed out loud. So f*ckin' funny. 5'd!
May 2nd, 2006
(0)
crazy sh*t 5/5 stars :D
(0)
This should've been made years ago.
May 3rd, 2006
(0)
I know how you feel, Keanu.
May 3rd, 2006
(0)
one of my favs
May 4th, 2006
(0)
I have been in the same predicament many times before.
May 4th, 2006
(0)
SHHHH I CANT HEAR KEANU
May 4th, 2006
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Deliver 320 gigs in 24 hours or die of memory overload? Jeez I can do that with $300 and a trip to best buy in 2006 without risking death and bad lines.
May 6th, 2006
(0)
classic
May 8th, 2006
(0)
Fived for greatness
May 12th, 2006
(0)
I love how he's basically saying "COMPEWTAR!"
May 14th, 2006
(0)
He took the wrong pill
May 15th, 2006
(0)
May 18th, 2006
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wow you can take a movie poster and a sound clip from the movie and put them together*sarcastic clap*
May 25th, 2006
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^ kind of like the original ytmnd, you f*cking idiot
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NotSoMuch, your account should be deleted. This IS ytmnd in all its glory...
May 27th, 2006
(0)
johnny menenoneoenic is a cool film
May 29th, 2006
(0)
NO f*ckING SOURCES!
May 31st, 2006
(0)
lol Reeves. Intawebs addict (just like us)
May 31st, 2006
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Your acting's a 10. We need a 4.
June 1st, 2006
(0)
lulz.
June 3rd, 2006
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woah...
June 6th, 2006
(0)
Reeves for the win!
June 15th, 2006
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he's using the same infliction as Caboose from RedvsBlue.com
June 15th, 2006
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Alot of times I've wanted to get online, and I NEEDED a computer.
June 16th, 2006
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I think he took his acting coach's advice a little too seriously when he was told to keep his motivation in mind...I NEEEEED
June 17th, 2006
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bad acting ftw
June 18th, 2006
(0)
Keanu... ugh...
June 22nd, 2006
(0)
Sounds like caboose.
June 23rd, 2006
(0)
lol, Johnny Mnemonique
June 25th, 2006
(0)
Gotta love Keanu
June 29th, 2006
(0)
Classic quote. Just classic.
July 5th, 2006
(0)
im giving myself a 5 because i used that line at my schools library
July 5th, 2006
(0)
I like it *****
July 10th, 2006
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5'd because of hilarity... and "im giving myself a 5 because i used that line at my schools library"
July 11th, 2006
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lmao
July 16th, 2006
(0)
keanu reeves = win
July 20th, 2006
(0)
the background matches with that guy.
July 21st, 2006
(0)
5 bit addict
July 24th, 2006
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stupid
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I can realte 100%
July 25th, 2006
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
July 26th, 2006
(0)
unlistedsources.ytmnd.com................
July 27th, 2006
(0)
5 because sexymofo is a 10year-old f*g?
July 28th, 2006
(0)
Every time I see this title, I keep thinking its going to be one of those hilariusly bad computer store commercials. Woo for bionic dolphins!
July 28th, 2006
(0)
internets are serious bizz
August 1st, 2006
(0)
I NEED...a COMPUTER. Hellothar 5.
August 1st, 2006
(0)
By following the 'http://picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com' mantra, insta-5.
August 7th, 2006
(0)
No you don't. All you need is a cell phone. Or a Blackberry.
August 7th, 2006
(0)
Good thing he barely spoke in The Matrix.
August 9th, 2006
(0)
Fad worthy.
August 11th, 2006
(0)
omg, umm... Still needs more vagina
August 16th, 2006
(0)
1337bix
August 18th, 2006
(0)
frig yeah
August 19th, 2006
(0)
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August 20th, 2006
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Favourite'd.
August 25th, 2006
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MUST...GET...COMPUTER!!!!
August 28th, 2006
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i must look like a jerk giving a 3 after a long line of 5's and favs, but it was pretty boring imo.
August 28th, 2006
(0)
He needs his porn.
August 29th, 2006
(0)
He should have stuck with the whole Bill & Ted thing
September 1st, 2006
(0)
you win, keep up the good work. ;D
September 8th, 2006
(0)
win
September 10th, 2006
(0)
CITE OR DIE MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 16th, 2006
(0)
Hmm, after I realized I've used this line in public I need to reconsider my vote
September 17th, 2006
(0)
lol, keanu loves teh pr0n
September 25th, 2006
(0)
I love his emphasis on NEED
September 26th, 2006
(0)
AWESOME
September 26th, 2006
(0)
reeves was horrible in that movie. but, dolph lundgren made it all worthwhile.
September 30th, 2006
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I need to put this as my startup sound..
October 3rd, 2006
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funny cause its true
October 8th, 2006
(0)
5' for keanu
October 9th, 2006
(0)
The black shakes!
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F*gmuffins all around!
October 12th, 2006
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Thats what happens when you have to much information.
October 17th, 2006
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My friend's dad directed this movie, and he's never heard the end of it. This is the funniest Keanu line EVER.
October 20th, 2006
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Hilarious !
October 20th, 2006
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i liked it
October 22nd, 2006
(0)
horrible movie, great ytmnd
October 24th, 2006
(0)
haha
November 1st, 2006
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Oh God, Johnny F*cking Mnemonic
November 2nd, 2006
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sounds like my friend who is addicted to wow
November 4th, 2006
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classix
November 6th, 2006
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LMFAO. He's SOOOOO desperate.
November 14th, 2006
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I F*CKING NEED A COMPUTER BITCH!
November 21st, 2006
(0)
Classic.
November 26th, 2006
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He wants to get online. He NEEDS a computer... And the modem?
November 28th, 2006
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grats lol
December 3rd, 2006
(0)
this i like
December 11th, 2006
(0)
That's intense
March 1st, 2007
(2)
5
March 19th, 2007
(0)
Whoa, the sound gets louder in the middle for some reason.
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sorta funny
August 1st, 2007
(0)
f*ckin hilarious!
November 3rd, 2007
(0)
Classic. :)
December 30th, 2007
(0)
one of the first ytmnd's I saw and I'm just now voting on it
April 28th, 2008
(1)
yep, this was the sh*t back YTMND's golden years.
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