The Creation Story (Updated!)
Created on: February 3rd, 2006
The Creation Story (Updated!)
The creation story, told from the eyes of a gamer. Note: I'll probably update it with new scenes later, so stay posted! *UPDATE* - Added the rest of the story and fixed any typos I saw.

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February 3rd, 2006
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Brilliance, my friend. Sheer brilliance.
February 3rd, 2006
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FATNORRIS.YTMND.COM || Thanks for the laugh Zara...I really enjoyed it :D
February 3rd, 2006
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nice.
February 3rd, 2006
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I love it! Nes: please go eat sh*t and die.
February 3rd, 2006
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slimpeppers.ytmnd.com | Awesome, Makes me want to read the Bible...or play Super Mario Bros.
February 3rd, 2006
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I was thinking the seventh day could simply be the level start w/ Luigi :p
February 3rd, 2006
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*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*
February 3rd, 2006
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God wanted to creat the world in 10 days...Chuck Norris only gave him 6
February 3rd, 2006
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This is like a religious experience right here.
February 3rd, 2006
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Funny cause it's sacrilege. Somebody needs to do NES Darwinism.
February 3rd, 2006
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It's not a another "Jesus, lol" YTMND. Thank you. Thank you very much for this.
February 3rd, 2006
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It's not really sacrilege unless you really choose to make the connection. This is a visual aid for people like us.
February 3rd, 2006
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Perfect.
February 3rd, 2006
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Then Trotsky saw that it was good
February 3rd, 2006
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very arousing
February 3rd, 2006
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im still confused about the fin thing i keep seeing everywhere-what does it mean?
February 3rd, 2006
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HAIL SATAN!
February 4th, 2006
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Totally 5'd. So good.
February 4th, 2006
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Excellent
February 4th, 2006
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Beautiful, simply beautiful. When can we expect other stories from genesis?
February 4th, 2006
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don't like the music, but it's funny.
February 4th, 2006
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HighonPsi, "fin" is french for "end".
February 4th, 2006
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original
February 4th, 2006
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Bowser as the serpent?
February 4th, 2006
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Wooooooooot. That was awesome.
February 4th, 2006
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You made a typo on "Hem". :P
February 4th, 2006
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i like it.
February 4th, 2006
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Beautiful...
February 4th, 2006
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phew, I was afraid this would be another black and white text-a-thon
February 4th, 2006
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February 4th, 2006
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here's a couple suggestions. in SMB, they actually have birds...dunno if you want to use them, or stick with paratroopers. Also, it would be badass if you put Daisy in there as lilith (look it up)
February 4th, 2006
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5'd for han zimmer
February 4th, 2006
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The sun at the start gets you the five!
February 4th, 2006
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5 for not being retarded LOL CHUCK NORRIS crap
February 4th, 2006
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YTMND's like this are why I keep coming back. The 1% on this site that makes it so good.
February 4th, 2006
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now do noah's ark
February 4th, 2006
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Hellz yeah! Mario FTW!
February 4th, 2006
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nice work.
February 4th, 2006
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well its original but not really funny..
February 4th, 2006
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Zara, mein freund, you are God himself.
February 4th, 2006
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The bible is cool when seen through Mario's world.
February 4th, 2006
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Nice music and quality work, but it's not really that funny...
February 4th, 2006
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YaY
February 4th, 2006
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Absolutely awesome.
February 4th, 2006
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lolz
February 4th, 2006
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Beautiful.
February 4th, 2006
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I'd like to see this made into a series.
February 4th, 2006
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We demand a 'Garden of Eden' sequel, nowz.
February 4th, 2006
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that was really f*cking good.
February 4th, 2006
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Great effects and awesome music. 5d for you friend.
February 4th, 2006
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wow
February 4th, 2006
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Awesome.
February 4th, 2006
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...i love this.
February 4th, 2006
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The Internet's over. Zara won.
February 4th, 2006
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I'm athiest and don't believe in that lie they call religion, but this was pretty well done. Music was nice, too. Plus, it's NES Mario :D
February 4th, 2006
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"Fin" is French for "End" and has been taken by many amateur filmmakers (most prominently college students) as an intellectual status symbol rather than as a marking for the end.
February 4th, 2006
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To relate this to the Internet - Fin : End :: LOL : actual laughter
February 4th, 2006
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Tad bit short on the .GIF, but very fine work.
February 4th, 2006
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Never before has it been so beautifully told!
February 4th, 2006
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awesome, though i kinda expected our god is an awesome god
February 4th, 2006
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Not included: That Adam had a first wife, named Lilith, who spurned Adam's control and left him. In her stead God created the submissive Eve. Later Adam's son, Cain, would have sex with Lilith and father children. If any of this sh*t is true, I swear I'm
February 4th, 2006
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This was yummy! Everyone loves mario!!
February 4th, 2006
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a daughter of Lilith! Woot.
February 4th, 2006
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genesis r0x0r. wot about new testament mario
February 4th, 2006
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Making religion funny without actually making fun of it.
February 4th, 2006
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you are cool beans my friend... cool beans
February 4th, 2006
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4'd for missing the part where Bowser comes in, and tempts them with an apple. But don't get me wrong, I loved it.
February 4th, 2006
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You should quote the Bible word for word all the way through, and also do the fall... have the forbidden fruit be a mushroom or something. Otherwise, amazing idea.
February 4th, 2006
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Not nearly as rude as I was expecting. Good job!
February 4th, 2006
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Awesome. Just plain awesome.
February 4th, 2006
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Mario FTW
February 4th, 2006
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lol religion
February 4th, 2006
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Awesome!
February 4th, 2006
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Hahahahaha I got my comment in 5 seconds before RuBBa. *shot*
February 4th, 2006
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Really well done... I think instead of adding scenes you should make seperate ytmnd's. Like Chapters. Make them easier to view.
February 4th, 2006
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In the garden of eden, Bowzer should be Satan, and Mushrooms should be the fruit.
February 4th, 2006
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http://balagnas.ytmnd.com/
February 4th, 2006
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Sex. Is that how to describe this?
February 4th, 2006
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Seriously, sans the alcohol, this is one of the greatest ytmnd's I have seen. you rock
February 4th, 2006
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This isn't funny in any aspect.
February 4th, 2006
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love it.
February 4th, 2006
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I'm become a christian because of this YTMND.
February 4th, 2006
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Crimson Tide + Mario = Win
February 4th, 2006
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Shigeru Miyamoto is god, lol.
February 4th, 2006
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Amazing!
February 4th, 2006
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u are awesome, thank u for this.
February 4th, 2006
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FIVE FOR CRIMSON TIDE
February 4th, 2006
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very creative
February 4th, 2006
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Is this supposed to be funny?
February 4th, 2006
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Everyone knows that paratroopers evolved from koopa troopers.
February 4th, 2006
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I'm dying to know how it ends.
February 4th, 2006
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Clever; I like
February 4th, 2006
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moar, where is bowser?
February 4th, 2006
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You earned the 5 the moment the sun appeared. Does this mean God looks like an Italian plumber?
February 4th, 2006
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"He created Eve .." "Then Bowser came and kidnapped Eve, so Adam had to .." would make a much better ending.
February 4th, 2006
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"You earned the 5 the moment the sun appeared. Does this mean God looks like an Italian plumber?" - this explains a lot.
February 4th, 2006
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Nice idea creating a Mario themed Genesis story but this sort of thing shouldn't be brought to YTMND. 1/5
February 4th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
February 4th, 2006
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f*cking awesome!
February 4th, 2006
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how awesome!
February 4th, 2006
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That retarded religion crap gets -5, Mario gets +2.
February 4th, 2006
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If you used Mario 3 throughout the entire piece... I would have 5'd it. Also... the Angry Sun needs to appear more...
February 4th, 2006
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There REALLY needs to be an Angry Sun fad.
February 4th, 2006
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The second I saw Angry Sun, you got an insta-5.
February 4th, 2006
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5'd for just being that good. And all those who 1'd this just because it wasn't funny are idiots.
February 4th, 2006
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ITS TEH TRUTH!
February 4th, 2006
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OMFG its soo true
February 4th, 2006
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Hee. Flying turtles=evidence of evolution?
February 4th, 2006
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Change the font
February 4th, 2006
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That's awesome. You win at the internet.
February 4th, 2006
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Very Nice Mario Bible Crossover.. MAke More Like...Noah And The Ark. Use the Battel Ships For The Ark ;)
February 4th, 2006
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The brilliance of it is that now, listening to the creation story: what a terrible, stupid, retarded story. 5'd for cleverness
February 4th, 2006
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clever and well done, not funny or amusing enough
February 4th, 2006
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amazing, this will be top of something
February 4th, 2006
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Thats brilliant. Shame about the "hem" spelling mistake... I reckon you need to extend it
February 4th, 2006
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Even though Creationism is the world's most stupid sort of "theological theory", I still 5 this.
February 4th, 2006
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If the Bible Games were half this cool they'd outsell Halo.
February 4th, 2006
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Strange...Is this some kind of example of the flexibility of man that you can recreate the book of genesis through mario?
February 4th, 2006
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Does it get better than this? I think not.
February 4th, 2006
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tehpwner2 you are without a doubt the biggest moron on this site.
February 4th, 2006
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4'd only because I was waiting for a punchline.
February 4th, 2006
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SUCKED
February 4th, 2006
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Can people stop advertising their sh*tty ytmnds on good ytmnds? No one f*cking looks at them.
February 4th, 2006
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LOL archetypes
February 4th, 2006
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k i'm doing this with starcraft.
February 4th, 2006
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Not really that funny but I like it.
February 4th, 2006
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ZOMG YUO DEPICTD ADAM
February 4th, 2006
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i object to having the divine creation or the evolution theorry on YTMND
February 4th, 2006
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lol, sh*ttysite
February 4th, 2006
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I'm a better Chrsitian just for watching this.
February 4th, 2006
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4'd until you add where God gives Adam dominion over the animals, and then have Mario pwn some creatures =D
February 4th, 2006
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pure genius
February 4th, 2006
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Five for Hanz Zimmer and Mario
February 4th, 2006
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Cute. I would've added a bit where Mario ate the 'forbidden fruit' (aka mushroom) :)
February 4th, 2006
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I LOL'D SO U GET 5'D
February 4th, 2006
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lol, creation story
February 4th, 2006
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What the f*ck is wrong with everybody? It was awesome. Bunch of f*cking cry babies crying over religion.
February 4th, 2006
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and for the win!
February 4th, 2006
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Good, but it didn't really make me laugh. So 3'd.
February 4th, 2006
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Brilliant!@
February 4th, 2006
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brilliant!
February 4th, 2006
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OMG CHICKS PLAY THIS GAME?!
February 4th, 2006
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It's a short film, but it was good.
February 4th, 2006
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5'd Good job
February 4th, 2006
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Brilliant idea.
February 4th, 2006
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Unfortunately you mixed and matched the two creation stories. Yes, that's right, two different creation stories.
February 4th, 2006
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right on
February 4th, 2006
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god, the bible is so gay
February 4th, 2006
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epic in scope
February 4th, 2006
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i love it
February 4th, 2006
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Nice.
February 4th, 2006
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This was great. Thank you for this site!
February 4th, 2006
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Cool, but missing the proverbial punch-line
February 4th, 2006
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neat.
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Very nice. 4'd for not capitalizing "He" when talking about God.
February 4th, 2006
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And ytmnd1337 saw it, and it was good.
February 4th, 2006
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Brillant 5/5
February 4th, 2006
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awesome :D
February 4th, 2006
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one of the best
February 4th, 2006
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lawl!
February 4th, 2006
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Mario and peach.
February 4th, 2006
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You forgot about Lilith. She's much better than Eve.
February 4th, 2006
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wow that was pretty good my friend.
February 4th, 2006
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Genious, Amen.
February 4th, 2006
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you win!
February 4th, 2006
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Genius.
February 4th, 2006
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Reminds me of the Bible in Lego. Good job!
February 4th, 2006
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Too much reading, not enough funny.
February 4th, 2006
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5'd for the religious undertones...
February 4th, 2006
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Not as good as I would have hoped
February 4th, 2006
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absolutely perfect.
February 4th, 2006
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Too much reading? Are you f*cking retarded? There's afew lines here and there you illiterate bastard. How old are you? I bet you're having trouble in your 5th grade english class you stupid little bitch.
February 4th, 2006
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That was truly beautiful.
February 4th, 2006
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Jokes on you, there is no such thing as god.
February 4th, 2006
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Didn't see that coming XD
February 4th, 2006
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lol
February 4th, 2006
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February 4th, 2006
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awesome
February 4th, 2006
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definitely awesome :D
February 4th, 2006
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the should be a mario version of evolution... :P
February 4th, 2006
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thats pretty good. :)
February 4th, 2006
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Awesome! Mario rules.
February 4th, 2006
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dude, at the end when you said that god created man in gods image and crap, you should of siad god was one corrupt son of a.... well you get the point, then you should of had picture of global warming and war and sh*t.
February 4th, 2006
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haha this was so dramatic it gave me goosebumps
February 4th, 2006
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Hahahaha, but you should REALLY make Bowser into the serpent or Satan.
February 4th, 2006
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Just the picture of all the koopas and fish was enough to get a 4.
February 4th, 2006
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Finely crafted and a great song, thanks alot very enjoyable.
February 4th, 2006
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neato
February 4th, 2006
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good song, but god is lame
February 4th, 2006
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This is a good way to teach our kids about the bible, LOL!
February 4th, 2006
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HHAHAHAHAHHAHA
February 4th, 2006
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lol, religion
February 4th, 2006
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5 for not being antichrist lol
February 4th, 2006
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Nice. At first I thought it was going to be a Christian-mocking site.
February 4th, 2006
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no mention about eating the forbidden fruit? Where's bowser?
February 4th, 2006
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pretty much gold
February 4th, 2006
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lessthan3 there already is a Mario evolution version out there http://marioevolution.ytmnd.com/
February 4th, 2006
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LOVE IT.
February 4th, 2006
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meh, boring
February 4th, 2006
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I chuckled.
February 4th, 2006
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It's amazing (well not really) how you people 1'ing this have pretty sh*tty ytmnds yourselves. ANYWAY, COME ON, LET'S GET THIS INTO THE TOP 5!
February 4th, 2006
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I now believe in teaching creationism in schools.
February 4th, 2006
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I give you a 5. It'll be a 5+ when you use Bowser as the devil and tell to the point that they are kicked out of the Garden.
February 4th, 2006
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Here's hoping you do the 7th day.
February 4th, 2006
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anyone who 1s this is just angry that they have a small penis.
February 4th, 2006
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What the f*ck is this religious sh*t doing on YTMND? NES sprites don't change the fact that this is Christian f*ggotry.
February 4th, 2006
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Praise Mario!
February 4th, 2006
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hahaha Awesome
February 4th, 2006
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It's ytmnds like this that make me wish there was a god to smite you for this.
February 4th, 2006
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great, I would have voted higher if you made mario and princess toadstool come out of pipes XD
February 4th, 2006
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Wonderful!!
February 4th, 2006
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Haha! Awesome!
February 4th, 2006
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nice jearb
February 4th, 2006
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-1 for the typo "hem"
February 4th, 2006
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For those who actually said something worth saying, thanks for the feedback. I fixed the typos I saw and updated the gif.
February 4th, 2006
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really good, but it wasn't a fiery sword, but rather an angel HOLDING a fiery sword that blocked the garden (luigi? toad?)
February 4th, 2006
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Wow, genius!
February 4th, 2006
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haha, pwnt.
February 4th, 2006
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10/5
February 4th, 2006
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that exlains everthing.
February 4th, 2006
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Upvoting for the awesome update, and the anti-god idiots for trying to downvote. They'll get theirs
February 4th, 2006
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F*CK THE CREATIONISTS ... seriously, good job.
February 4th, 2006
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Nice update. But what's this? They aren't actually naked? Come on find some pixel pr0n for the accuracy!
February 4th, 2006
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Evolution is false, creation for the win.
February 4th, 2006
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Supreme Victory!
February 4th, 2006
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cool
February 4th, 2006
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Top 5 material. Holy Crap. Beyond description.
February 4th, 2006
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religion more like f*cking bullsh*t that killed so many innocent people
February 4th, 2006
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*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap* days later *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap* im beting my meat :P EVE COME OVA HERE N SUCK IT
February 4th, 2006
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I love it.
February 4th, 2006
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f*cking amazing. best one ive seen on this site. great job.
February 4th, 2006
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CRH you think religion killed so many people? All of the massive slaughters by dictators like Hitler, Stalin etc were done because they believe they were speeding up evolution...BTW awesome YTMND
February 4th, 2006
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the religion of evolution has probably kill more people than any other.
February 4th, 2006
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Very interesting and cool.
February 4th, 2006
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@jcraig: I'm a disciple of science, I know the universe is in full compliance with natural laws, but many place reliance on the pseudoscience of quacks and morons and fools because
February 4th, 2006
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do the whole bible
February 4th, 2006
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FIVE for implying that Miyamoto is God!
February 4th, 2006
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hurry up and slap a watermark on that.
February 4th, 2006
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lol @ religious people believing in God.
February 4th, 2006
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lol @ athiests who have nothing to believe in. =D
February 5th, 2006
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genius
February 5th, 2006
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Lem approves!
February 5th, 2006
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"WUHT IS DIS! OH NO! I HAET GOD! I HAVE A SAD LIFE AND BELIEVE IN NOTHING! I WILL NEVER BE HAPPY. FUK U AND UR RELIGION. IT KILLS PEOPLE." More people keep from killing due to religion than people that kill due to perverting religion. Shut your God-hating
February 5th, 2006
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mouths, you Emo f*cks.
February 5th, 2006
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ugn THANK GOD THEY WERENT 8-BIT NAKED.
February 5th, 2006
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i freakin love this one
February 5th, 2006
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cool, god talks like the King of All Cosmos
February 5th, 2006
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brilliant
February 6th, 2006
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hooray for originality.
February 6th, 2006
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go to church, churchie
February 6th, 2006
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Original. Creative. Cool. I award you a Golden Calf.
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