James Gorman Will CRUSH You [updated]
Created on: March 8th, 2006
James Gorman Will CRUSH You [updated]
I've done about 5 revisions of this - sped up and re-cut audio, removed pic, etc. - it's NOT a "dramatic reading" as such - it's GI track noises

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March 8th, 2006
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haha, maybe not hall of fame material, but this'll be top 5 for sure.
March 8th, 2006
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The Bauman letters was a classic, but this feels like a cheap knock off.
March 8th, 2006
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hahaha! Express's your talent more than anything. Good work!
March 8th, 2006
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ahahahahaha!!!
March 8th, 2006
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boomanga is a speech warrior!
March 8th, 2006
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March 8th, 2006
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Not as good as the Bauman letters. If only James Gordon had used an internet acronym...
March 9th, 2006
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He did use BBW - big byooteeful wimmin
March 9th, 2006
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you overdid the burbing and fart noises in my opinion. but hey whatever people will love it and view it like crazy anyway.
March 9th, 2006
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perfect!
March 9th, 2006
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that... was disgusting. Have a win.
March 9th, 2006
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Too many farts, really ? If I get a lot of feedback with "too many farts," they can be cut back.
March 9th, 2006
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if i ever meet you, i will give you a lifetime supply of whores and cocaine. good thing i'll never meet you. still, win. just like every single one of your sites.
March 9th, 2006
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Whoa - this was on the Top 15 for one minute, the next, it's gone...
March 9th, 2006
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dear god, that pic is disturbing...
March 9th, 2006
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XD So... I might have overdone the gas then... I've been making YTMNDs all day long, so maybe I'm fried.
March 9th, 2006
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I'm trying to figure out what's more odd, the fact that the great Boomaga has commented on a YTMND of mine or that he actually fived the YTMND in question o.O
March 9th, 2006
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I laughed....my *ss of....and there it is!. You win a 5....omg, this is amazing.
March 9th, 2006
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That's awesome. A great classic. The audio makes it awesome. Fat people mocking ftw!
March 9th, 2006
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LOL! You're too good for this place! But for such a short letter it goes on forever. (1)I picure him as a scrawny little bald man. Or at the very least a Wallace Shawn type. BBW lovers are usually little guys.
March 9th, 2006
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(2) The forum has the equally hilarious responses from SA and Gorman's counter responses, which you really should do. But at a slow pace like this it wouldnt work.
March 9th, 2006
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(3)You're too good for this place.
March 9th, 2006
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I knew this would get read. Well done!
March 9th, 2006
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Money hat brings up a good point....WHY ARE YOU HERE? :-)
March 9th, 2006
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haha i love these! you should read that e-mail i got from the lady who drew giraffes in the air, she was pissed, it was histerical
March 9th, 2006
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I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE MADE! Also, Kudos for getting the "Comfy Chair" bit. ;)
March 9th, 2006
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Another spectacular performance by boomaga! You're almost as good as me in doing voices. Almost. Damn, my computer needs a mic...
March 10th, 2006
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I like the sort of threatening mafia style it has to it.
March 10th, 2006
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I have waited a long time for the triumphant return of your Dramatic Readings. Thank you.
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you don't know how gross this is. i just watched the beginning of se7en(you know with the fat guy) and i was thinking of him while you were reading. now i'm just sick. :/ . anyways, you rock. 5'd.
March 10th, 2006
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EC-TET-UHRUH
March 11th, 2006
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Wow, nice.
March 11th, 2006
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I agree too many farts maybe swap out a few for belches. I mean if all the stuff was comming out the other side they wouldn't be fat.
March 11th, 2006
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Overall I think a few of the burps and farts were fine....but overall....too much there...I could almost smell this guy.
March 11th, 2006
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1 because i almost fell asleep. +1 for your voice talent.
March 11th, 2006
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5'd for EKTETERA!
March 11th, 2006
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needs more farts
March 11th, 2006
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I lol'd
March 11th, 2006
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This may be the best ever.
March 11th, 2006
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Took too long of a time to get to the payoff line of "we WILL crush you".
March 11th, 2006
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Im in tears
March 11th, 2006
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It takes VERY long to get to the point. it was funny but the voice wasnt, it didnt sound good.
March 11th, 2006
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not very funny, but boom displays rather amazing range.
March 11th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
March 11th, 2006
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BOOMAGA FTW!
March 11th, 2006
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What's with all the farts? The voice is sorta funny, but all the nasty sound effects make it almost unbearable. Plus it feels like you're trying to "recapture" the Bauman E-mails which was fantastic. I really hope you don't start doing a bunch of these
March 11th, 2006
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e-mail readings, because that's something a hack would do, and you're no hack, boomaga.
March 11th, 2006
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Thank you Vasco - no, this is just a plain ol' extended fart joke. A little crass, tasteless humor once in awhile, you know, mix it up, then hitcha with a 1-2 combo of something highbrow and dignified (I hope). In my defense tho, it's not just farts -
March 11th, 2006
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I'm proud of my simulated burbling gut noise SFX
March 11th, 2006
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Teh farts made me laugh a bit there. 5 for flatulence.
March 12th, 2006
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You've done it again!
March 13th, 2006
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these letters are always a riot
March 13th, 2006
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Were you eating in the middle of it while reading? I suggest adding some sound effects of biting into the food. Good stuff, none-the-less. I got a few chuckles from it.
March 13th, 2006
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Good sugg. - while I'm at it, I'm gonna cut back on the farts and speed it up yet again...
March 14th, 2006
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I f*cking love your voice acting.
March 15th, 2006
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for the guy who commented "needs more farts" what do you think this is, an adam sandler album? :P I think it's great, but I was definitely expecting an interruption, like wife calling him or kids making a noise, and then the guy gets pissed off and yells
March 27th, 2006
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WHY was I not aware of this earlier?
May 21st, 2006
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5'd for "ectetera". Also, the voice and SFX were eerily accurate. Don't listen to the downvoters.
June 15th, 2006
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Damnit, I keep getting e-mails from them. Its gross.
May 2nd, 2007
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My god this is hillarious