Counter-Strike > Sex
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<< 1 2 3 >>
April 6th, 2006
(5)
Made of win.
April 10th, 2008
(0)
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(0)
Takes big f*cking balls to turn that down. TakinBacon's a motherf*cking champ.
April 10th, 2008
(6)
What are you like recording this or something?
April 10th, 2008
(0)
Hey colin.
April 10th, 2008
(21)
Fake! There's no women on the internets!
April 11th, 2008
(3)
Wow, this is just, epic, I can not describe it at all. I could've described it like maybe 2 minutes ago, but now, I'm simply speechless.
April 11th, 2008
(1)
ive been looking for this one since i first saw it in 06. thank you GOD it's top viewed.
April 13th, 2008
(0)
There is no way this is fake. No image source, no sound source, plus there is no way a Counter Strike player would stop playing for sex. They absolutely did not record this
(-2)
dont treat your gf like that u dick
April 6th, 2006
(7)
that guy makes me sad...if i had a g/f that just wanted to ride me, i would be at her house in a heartbeat, wtf, whered you get that, depressing land????
May 7th, 2008
(1)
She's probably gigantic, though. Did you guys stop to think about THAT?
April 6th, 2006
(4)
Careface -> :)
April 6th, 2006
(13)
Holy crap! What is that? No one that nerdy could have a girlfriend like that.
January 19th, 2008
(59)
a girlfriend like what? for all you know she is 500 lbs and is a midget with one leg longer than the other and 3 fingers on 1 hand and 29 fingers on the other
April 10th, 2008
(1)
I Think we need to see pics of these two before we can pass judgement. however If someone wanted to ride me like that I wouldnt be playing counter strike.
April 10th, 2008
(2)
i'd plow it.
(-7)
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(-7)
yeah this really needed to be synchronized
April 6th, 2006
(3)
PIX OR NOT REAL
April 10th, 2008
(3)
what are you expecting him to prove it with? a pic of him railing his girlfriend while posting a confirmation code into a comment on this site?
April 26th, 2008
(2)
yes.
April 6th, 2006
(4)
welcome to 1999
April 6th, 2006
(2)
Gamers have girlfriends?
April 6th, 2006
(2)
Hahahaha. Dude you can TOTALLY do both at the same time. She sounds alot like my roommate's gf, only this is ALOT better.
April 6th, 2006
(5)
wow, that guy is the biggest loser, and an *sshole
April 6th, 2006
(9)
She sounds hot, because she sounds 16.
April 6th, 2006
(11)
good for that guy. let that be a lesson to you: never let a whore use you for sex, kids.
April 10th, 2008
(0)
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(0)
damn I made that mistake twice
April 6th, 2006
(5)
How many wrongly created pages will it take for people to realize that SYNCING involves a MOVING PICTURE with SOUND.
April 10th, 2008
(0)
Firefox, much? Ask Max...
April 6th, 2006
(0)
Maybe he doesn't give a sh*t about her. ;p
April 6th, 2006
(0)
so old...
April 6th, 2006
(0)
welcome to 1999 indeed.
(14)
THAT GUY GAVE UP PUSSY FOR COUNTERSTRIKE. sh*t, I WOULD SLAM MY f*ckING LAPTOP IN THE WALL AND SAY "f*ck COUNTERSTRIKE" JUST TO GET SOME... God dammit, why does it have to be me with the exact opposite of his problem. I want pussy but all I get to do is p
April 6th, 2007
(3)
maybe because you are a loser/ugly/fat?
April 10th, 2008
(0)
ROFLCOPTER
May 21st, 2008
(2)
On the other hand, I would slam a girl into a wall for a laptop.
(3)
thank you for using the sync feature with a jpeg. that's not completely stupid or anything
April 6th, 2006
(0)
I don't downvote people so I wont vote But if I was that dude...... God Damn!!!!!
April 14th, 2008
(0)
a good principle we should all follow.
April 6th, 2006
(0)
heard this audio before, the dudes a f*cking moron
April 6th, 2006
(2)
Hahahahaha. "Negative".
April 6th, 2006
(0)
5 for faking it... awesome style.
April 6th, 2006
(21)
Anyone saying that they would gladly like to bang that girl's snatch or "If I was him..." is basically publically declaring himself a goddamn virgin and a complete loser.
October 6th, 2007
(2)
agreed over 9000 times.
January 26th, 2008
(2)
NO U
April 10th, 2008
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(-3)
WHAT 9000?!
April 10th, 2008
(5)
Damn. Really? No non-virgin would do it? <_<; I have much to learn.
April 11th, 2008
(4)
even though this post is a few years old, it's wrong. What non virgin doesn't. . . like sex?
April 12th, 2008
(-1)
everyone that makes a huge deal about sex has probably never goten laid... if its hard for u to believe that someone else done it you obviously find it hard to do yourself.
April 14th, 2008
(3)
anyone declaring that declaring they would gladly like to bang that girl's snatch is basically publically declaring himself a goddamn virgin and a complete loser. so turning down counterstrike for sex makes you a complete loser? make sense? a guy named "Mathx" certainly is a virgin and a loser.
April 14th, 2008
(-1)
Who do you think you are, Wilt Chamberlain? There are only two kinds of people on YTMND: virgins and guys who had sex once, with their fat high school prom date.
April 17th, 2008
(2)
turning off COUNTERstrike and going to have sex with a women you are obviously involved with is HARDLY "making a big deal" about it. Hmm, video games or sex. Tough choice, unless you're a bitter, jaded basement nerd.
April 6th, 2006
(0)
i lmao
April 6th, 2006
(0)
nullified glory doesn't have sex.
April 6th, 2006
(0)
lol
April 6th, 2006
(0)
old, pretty sure i saw it here first
April 6th, 2006
(4)
maybe you can like have sex with her while playing counterstrike. just a thought
April 6th, 2006
(0)
loller
April 6th, 2006
(0)
this is the funniest sh!t i have ever heard! granted hes a jackass, but still!
April 7th, 2006
(0)
negative
April 7th, 2006
(0)
hm... come to think of of, a roflcopter ride would be pretty cool...
April 12th, 2006
(0)
OWN!!!
April 19th, 2006
(0)
you're such a jackass! you get a 5!
April 23rd, 2006
(0)
BEST. YTMND. AUDIO. EVER.
April 24th, 2006
(0)
rofl
April 24th, 2006
(0)
wow, he is such a dick. And she is such a moron for putting up with it.
April 24th, 2006
(0)
Dude. If my gf called and was like. "Im really horny", F O C K COUNTERSTRIKE! IM GONNA BONE! Girls > CS... Plus, she has gotta be 12, I would hit it. Do girls like that exist?
April 18th, 2007
(0)
Guy after a kick to the balls.
April 24th, 2006
(0)
do you mean the halo movie or silent hill movie, cause that's from the silent hill movie.
April 25th, 2006
(0)
shes 12 :/
April 25th, 2006
(0)
antiterrorist ftw?
April 25th, 2006
(0)
LOL that guy wins.
April 25th, 2006
(0)
Awesome.
April 25th, 2006
(0)
That was bloody hilarious.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
YOU WIN!!! THIS GUY IS AMAZING!!! "are you recording this or something?"
April 26th, 2006
(0)
Best. Thing. Ever!
April 26th, 2006
(0)
CONCENTRATED WIN
April 26th, 2006
(0)
He told that terrorist girl to stfu with authority!
April 26th, 2006
(0)
Hahaaha, dude very nice.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
nullifiedglory's comment was the only reason I 5'ed this.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
if i ever met this guy i swear to god i would punch him in the face. my f*cking god. i can't convey how much i hate this guy.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
Cute-sounding girl being dissed ftl. You'll miss her when she's gone.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
That was great.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
what a looser.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
She actually sounded like she was a fattie.
(0)
Seen it happen
April 26th, 2006
(0)
lol, kent b! If my girl said she was horny, f*ck CS.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
"love ya" "mhm"
April 26th, 2006
(0)
"e-athlete"
April 26th, 2006
(0)
i never thought id see the day, and laugh.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
I don't doubt it's real, and I've skipped sex for gaming before, but this takes it to new heights http://picardcomputer.ytmnd.com/
(0)
Not very amusing to me.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
lol
April 26th, 2006
(1)
only 4 stars because she suspected she was being recorded
April 26th, 2006
(0)
That's hilarious.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
+5 for good stuff and including CS. -1 for oldness. I saw this when CS was bought out by VALVe. :rolleyes:
April 26th, 2006
(0)
I would like to buy that man a beer. The best part is since she is in heat, he can go bang her after the match.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
SEX>Counter Strike...f*ck CS
April 26th, 2006
(0)
HE SAID SORRY BITCH
April 26th, 2006
(0)
Probably fake. Funny anyway.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
Wow. How could a guy like that get a hot [sounding] girlfriend like THAT? Jesus Christ. I hate my life. And that guy.
April 26th, 2006
(-1)
zzzzz... Hun? What? Is it over now? OH IT'S OVER! THANKS! BTW... Tell the guy to GET A LIFE and stop saying NERDY retarded stuff. And if you really think CS > sex... hang yourself
April 26th, 2006
(0)
the girl sounded hot...but he DID have a scrim...if it was clan u cant just skip those, unless she was really hot. What he should have done was had her over HIS house, so he could do both. the guy's a moron, he doesnt deserve her.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
+5 for audio, -1 for video, -1 for text.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
LOL she got owned
April 26th, 2006
(0)
god this guys voice is so annoying, he talks way too fast
April 26th, 2006
(0)
loser
April 26th, 2006
(2)
Did he actually pronounce STFU? jesus. Anyway, this guy is the man because he can be a complete tool with her, and he still has her begging for the cock. I bet dat n*gg*'s packin'.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
I'm not sure to give this a 5 or 1 because that guy is so dumb.
April 26th, 2006
(1)
It annoys me that the guy says "Stufoo" instead of "S-T-F-U." It annoys me even more that this was probably all staged.
April 27th, 2006
(0)
Oh my god you're my hero
April 27th, 2006
(0)
"I gotta go." "Whatever."
April 27th, 2006
(0)
don't be a jerky!!
April 27th, 2006
(0)
when a girl calls up and says "i'm horny" and you say "stafoo", theres something wrong with you
April 27th, 2006
(0)
Oh man. This is fantastic, and I think that everyone ranting "I would chuck my laptop into the wall for sex" shows just how many 14 year old virgins are on this sight. I don't even like CS but that audio file is hilarious.
April 27th, 2006
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
April 27th, 2006
(0)
Damn, bitch. shut your *ss up. He's got a match ffs.
April 27th, 2006
(0)
best.ytmnd.ever.
April 27th, 2006
(0)
stuffoo!
April 27th, 2006
(1)
This dude pisses me off. I mean seriously, she even offered to ride him and do all the work. And BluToof is right... she does sound 16. Oh well, it's all good. Anyone know this girls number? I'll pinch hit while he's playing.
April 27th, 2006
(0)
i have a few friends who neglected their girls for cs lol
April 27th, 2006
(0)
5 for disrespect to females. Win.
April 27th, 2006
(0)
old but still funny as hell
April 27th, 2006
(0)
He's smart if he pisses her off like that and then goes and pwns her hardcore. She like him even more. If he doesn't hump her, she'll eventually leave.
April 27th, 2006
(0)
lawl
April 27th, 2006
(0)
that guy makes me sad...if i had a g/f that just wanted to ride me, i would be at her house in a heartbeat, wtf, whered you get that, depressing land???? YOU SAID IT. This has to be a joke. The girl sounds hot, and the riding does too. lol. ROFLCOPTER
April 27th, 2006
(0)
MathX has ended all discussion. "You're all a bunch of virgin retards." Seriously, wow, I mean I knew YTMND was nerdy...but...ok whatever.
April 27th, 2006
(0)
He owned this bitch! Keep the G/F's in line guys. Don't give in.
April 27th, 2006
(3)
-5 for pedo.
(0)
I don't know which is worse, the whiny guy who gives us pussy for Counter-Strike, or the girl who keeps begging for dick even after this guy is a jerk.
(0)
gives UP* .. f*ck, typo on the internet
April 27th, 2006
(0)
old oldold old fun!@
April 27th, 2006
(0)
PEDOWNED!!!!
April 27th, 2006
(0)
5 for the banter
April 27th, 2006
(0)
He sounded like me. My ex was a total attention hog, and anytime i would OCCASIONALLY play my game (not all the time) she'd get all pissy. But i was nowhere near the 20-ft wide *sshole that this guy is being.
April 28th, 2006
(0)
14 year olds and sex; counter strike; "E-Athlete"; LOLLERSKATES, STEUFOO, ROFLCOPTER.. THIS YTMND HAS IT ALL LOOOLLERRSSSSZZZ
April 28th, 2006
(-1)
JEZUS CHRIST, N00B f*g i want to kill him, a girl is begging for sex and he says no, he does'nt deserve a dick, castrate him and give me HER number
April 28th, 2006
(0)
(Just for effect) What's a girl?
April 28th, 2006
(0)
This is pure win. I respect for his lack of respect for women. I wouldnt allow myself to be a womans bitch either.
April 28th, 2006
(0)
he sounds like that guy from undergrads
April 28th, 2006
(-1)
f*g... I'd do her.
April 28th, 2006
(0)
lol you guys, no wonder you don't get laid, see how hard to get he is? telling his bitch to staffoo? that's how you do it.
April 28th, 2006
(1)
This guy wins for knowing who's in control of every situation.
April 28th, 2006
(0)
lol so true.
April 28th, 2006
(0)
Well, since shes not busy with him, she can always ride my cock ;)
April 10th, 2008
(0)
f*ck you mik3m with your small c*ck
April 10th, 2008
(1)
HOLY SH*T OLD COMMENTS
April 10th, 2008
(0)
goddamn i wish i could delete that
April 28th, 2006
(0)
fake
April 28th, 2006
(0)
Sounds contrived. Either that, or this guy has no dick.
April 28th, 2006
(0)
what a slut all girls are sluts
April 28th, 2006
(0)
I don't even need to watch. Stop with the videogame conversations.
April 28th, 2006
(0)
this kid sounds like a nerdy 18 year old and the girl as at most 15 that he probably met on MySpace
April 29th, 2006
(-1)
What a loser. What losers. I'm downvoting this because it's pathetic. That girl > CS. Unless she's ugly.
April 29th, 2006
(0)
Anyone consider the fact that he probably chose CS of her because she has a face like a hairy dogs ass? C'mon, she's gotta be an uggo.
April 29th, 2006
(0)
Is that a smoke detector I hear in the background? Where's Adam Carolla when you need him.
April 29th, 2006
(0)
my deal is i get the sex AND counter strke, livin the good life. :)
April 29th, 2006
(0)
Whoah sh*t John, top 15 viewed on ytmnsfw. Nice.
April 29th, 2006
(0)
The "Negative" part killed me at the end. hahaha
April 29th, 2006
(1)
lawl.. girl sounds hot but if you got a match bitch needs to shut her face. or use it between rounds.
April 29th, 2006
(-1)
5 Because it sounded like she was about to cry at the end
April 29th, 2006
(0)
I want to ride the roflcopter
April 29th, 2006
(-1)
Tell this man I want to marry him. I will only demand sex on non-CS nights. AND I WILL DO IT IN THE ROFLCOPTER. Also "Negative".
April 29th, 2006
(0)
Haha, she sounds like my ex
April 30th, 2006
(1)
Who doesn't want to ride the roflcopter?
April 30th, 2006
(-1)
Sounds like a 12 year old boy.
April 30th, 2006
(0)
f*cking gay
April 30th, 2006
(0)
What do you mean this guys a loser? He's my new hero.
April 30th, 2006
(1)
this was forged in the depths of pwn
April 30th, 2006
(0)
-1 for old
April 30th, 2006
(0)
fake as hell.
April 30th, 2006
(0)
smoke detector ftw.
May 1st, 2006
(0)
sooo hes gay?
(0)
fake
May 1st, 2006
(-1)
*** because 1.6 > css
April 10th, 2008
(0)
i second that sir
May 1st, 2006
(0)
+5 for "you wanna take a ride in teh roflcopter" -5 for being a complete dick, +2 for CS.
(0)
^ Dude, you fail...your math would have given you a 2...YOU GAVE HIM A 3. And by the way, nullifiedglory=awesome.
May 1st, 2006
(0)
You are a hero
May 1st, 2006
(0)
stuh foo
May 2nd, 2006
(0)
booooooo! get a life outside the internet,also whats her #?
May 2nd, 2006
(0)
Tooo funny....
(0)
that right THERE, is f*ckin roflcopter 5 stars (plus 2 more invisible ones for being so damn kickass)
(0)
f*ck i need to get laid
May 3rd, 2006
(0)
"NEGATIVE!" haha, oh god that made me laugh even if it was staged/faked whatever.
May 3rd, 2006
(0)
:D
May 4th, 2006
(-1)
Pwnage, Just like me and my woman =)
(1)
I HAVE SEXUAL NEEDS!!!! +5
May 5th, 2006
(0)
everybody's waiting
May 6th, 2006
(0)
ha ha, she sounds like a total bitch to me, so f*ck her. (well, not literally I mean)
(0)
d00d jour nuts
(0)
Vinny + Theresa for King and Queen of the Prom.
May 10th, 2006
(0)
You Win 5 Internets!
May 10th, 2006
(0)
some things are just more important than sex..haha..besides, OBVIOUSLY he can get it from her any time he wants..
May 13th, 2006
(1)
OH NOES HE GAVE UP SEXXORS!!1!! HES NOT SUPOSED TA DOO TAHT!!!!
May 13th, 2006
(0)
im 4ing this because the girl seems annoying and im glad hes playing CS instead.
May 13th, 2006
(0)
Ok... 1) That girl is, at most, 15. Automatically making her a whore. 2) Sex must be very serious business. If you people actually took a look around you, you'd notice that there's about six-billion-f*cking-people.
May 13th, 2006
(0)
Which is becoming more than one Earth can handle. Thanks for overpopulating the f*cking world, you sluts.
May 13th, 2006
(2)
Heh, he knows being a jerk gets the panties moist...
May 13th, 2006
(0)
You mean counter terrorists on the score board.
May 13th, 2006
(1)
5 for being a dumbass. lol.
May 13th, 2006
(0)
Damn.. I wish my girlfriends were that tolerant and anxious
May 13th, 2006
(0)
I lol'd.
May 14th, 2006
(0)
http://ytmndvirgins.ytmnd.com/
May 14th, 2006
(0)
you can drive the roflcopter.
May 14th, 2006
(1)
STUFOO
May 21st, 2006
(0)
Please go let her ride your dick now and say it's your roflcopter dude awesome recording
May 25th, 2006
(2)
she sounds like my ex-wife
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Lol, so i'm not the only one who does what this guy in the YTMND did. Seriously, i can't be having sex all the time ;)
May 26th, 2006
(1)
should have taken the sex. moron.
May 29th, 2006
(2)
Jerkface just made me lol so hard.
(0)
Why !?
June 1st, 2006
(0)
WOW......................................................................................................
June 2nd, 2006
(0)
This chick sounds like my friend Bugg, I havent talked to her in awhile, if it's her lemme know because that would be funny as hell.
June 4th, 2006
(0)
cant tell if this was acted or not
June 4th, 2006
(0)
If this guy is you, I want your girlfriend.
June 4th, 2006
(0)
F**king Ownage.
June 11th, 2006
(0)
hahaha fix my lollerskates
June 14th, 2006
(2)
as a gamer i can definitely say..... id choose the sex over videogames any day
June 15th, 2006
(0)
lawl
June 16th, 2006
(0)
He has no testicles.
June 18th, 2006
(0)
lol the guy fails at life
June 18th, 2006
(0)
Okay, seriously, you guys have never had a real girlfriend before. Having sex all the time gets old. Right now, if I had the choice of CS or sex, Oh I'm choosing counterstrike Virgins? NEDM!
June 18th, 2006
(0)
f*cking loser.... PHAIL!
June 19th, 2006
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
(0)
epic man manuever
June 22nd, 2006
(1)
That's like 10 minutes of rudeness and rejection and she still wants his dick. And to think gamers get bashed. Now we see who the men really are.
June 22nd, 2006
(0)
Also, CS is terrible.
June 22nd, 2006
(0)
Really terrible...
June 22nd, 2006
(0)
1 star.... are you gay?
June 22nd, 2006
(0)
Haha wow, what an ass.
June 22nd, 2006
(0)
ST FU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 23rd, 2006
(0)
LMFAO ST FUUUUUUUUU
June 25th, 2006
(0)
how do people find this funny?
June 26th, 2006
(0)
this guy is the man
June 26th, 2006
(0)
The dude might have already cranked one out before she called him. Plus she's probably fugly.
June 26th, 2006
(-1)
What a loser
June 28th, 2006
(0)
..this is sad.
June 28th, 2006
(0)
5 for bringing it to ytmnd. -1 for old. i mean really old. i think jesus lol'd at it.
June 28th, 2006
(0)
-1 again for CS:S screenshot.. CS:S != CS!!!!!
June 28th, 2006
(0)
Buddy's woman must be f*ckin' ugly, man.
June 30th, 2006
(0)
Its Fake People. I've heard it like 2 years ago on WWX Forums.
June 30th, 2006
(0)
This is hilarous.
June 30th, 2006
(0)
i hope this is true
July 1st, 2006
(0)
hah
July 1st, 2006
(0)
at least this isn't another WoW YTMND
July 1st, 2006
(0)
This delivers! A long delivery it was though!
July 1st, 2006
(0)
yawn
July 1st, 2006
(0)
Old, but win.
(0)
f*ck GIRLS
July 1st, 2006
(0)
-4 because guy is a loser
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