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GammaKitsune

April 6th, 2006

10:30:58 PM CDT

(5)

Made of win.

Claremonster

April 10th, 2008

3:08:59 PM CDT

(0)

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(0)

Takes big f*cking balls to turn that down. TakinBacon's a motherf*cking champ.

mrvlcmcs

April 10th, 2008

8:19:17 PM CDT

(6)

What are you like recording this or something?

Claremonster

April 10th, 2008

8:50:30 PM CDT

(0)

Hey colin.

killercow

April 10th, 2008

11:07:29 PM CDT

(21)

Fake! There's no women on the internets!

Fareaster

April 11th, 2008

10:27:55 AM CDT

(3)

Wow, this is just, epic, I can not describe it at all. I could've described it like maybe 2 minutes ago, but now, I'm simply speechless.

MeatwadPwnsYou

April 11th, 2008

7:56:32 PM CDT

(1)

ive been looking for this one since i first saw it in 06. thank you GOD it's top viewed.

lonesome-killer

April 13th, 2008

12:46:31 PM CDT

(0)

There is no way this is fake. No image source, no sound source, plus there is no way a Counter Strike player would stop playing for sex. They absolutely did not record this

momthinksimcool

June 5th, 2008

11:55:10 AM CDT

(-2)

dont treat your gf like that u dick

Dickbreath24

April 6th, 2006

10:31:22 PM CDT

(7)

that guy makes me sad...if i had a g/f that just wanted to ride me, i would be at her house in a heartbeat, wtf, whered you get that, depressing land????

CrimsnRoc

May 7th, 2008

11:01:25 AM CDT

(1)

She's probably gigantic, though. Did you guys stop to think about THAT?

Leindurstit

April 6th, 2006

10:33:47 PM CDT

(4)

Careface -> :)

Denkriston

April 6th, 2006

10:35:00 PM CDT

(13)

Holy crap! What is that? No one that nerdy could have a girlfriend like that.

cjklefty

January 19th, 2008

12:35:56 AM CST

(59)

a girlfriend like what? for all you know she is 500 lbs and is a midget with one leg longer than the other and 3 fingers on 1 hand and 29 fingers on the other

zacarooni

April 10th, 2008

6:43:37 PM CDT

(1)

I Think we need to see pics of these two before we can pass judgement. however If someone wanted to ride me like that I wouldnt be playing counter strike.

undeadRAVE

April 10th, 2008

9:51:29 PM CDT

(2)

i'd plow it.

idownvotethieves

April 6th, 2006

11:06:34 PM CDT

(-7)

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(-7)

yeah this really needed to be synchronized

astrosecret

April 6th, 2006

11:09:49 PM CDT

(3)

PIX OR NOT REAL

evilpenguin

April 10th, 2008

8:40:56 PM CDT

(3)

what are you expecting him to prove it with? a pic of him railing his girlfriend while posting a confirmation code into a comment on this site?

omgemo

April 26th, 2008

9:41:42 PM CDT

(2)

yes.

John0x

April 6th, 2006

11:12:09 PM CDT

(4)

welcome to 1999

Wesyeed

April 6th, 2006

11:13:26 PM CDT

(2)

Gamers have girlfriends?

AhMotherland

April 6th, 2006

11:13:52 PM CDT

(2)

Hahahaha. Dude you can TOTALLY do both at the same time. She sounds alot like my roommate's gf, only this is ALOT better.

fhantum

April 6th, 2006

11:14:08 PM CDT

(5)

wow, that guy is the biggest loser, and an *sshole

BluToof

April 6th, 2006

11:14:55 PM CDT

(9)

She sounds hot, because she sounds 16.

ac6517

April 6th, 2006

11:16:34 PM CDT

(11)

good for that guy. let that be a lesson to you: never let a whore use you for sex, kids.

WuLfXV

April 10th, 2008

1:21:17 PM CDT

(0)

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(0)

damn I made that mistake twice

Azure

April 6th, 2006

11:16:36 PM CDT

(5)

How many wrongly created pages will it take for people to realize that SYNCING involves a MOVING PICTURE with SOUND.

vrinfidel

April 10th, 2008

7:26:31 PM CDT

(0)

Firefox, much? Ask Max...

naken

April 6th, 2006

11:17:06 PM CDT

(0)

Maybe he doesn't give a sh*t about her. ;p

thyme

April 6th, 2006

11:17:20 PM CDT

(0)

so old...

Carltheshivan

April 6th, 2006

11:18:05 PM CDT

(0)

welcome to 1999 indeed.

nullifiedglory

April 6th, 2006

11:18:34 PM CDT

(14)

THAT GUY GAVE UP PUSSY FOR COUNTERSTRIKE. sh*t, I WOULD SLAM MY f*ckING LAPTOP IN THE WALL AND SAY "f*ck COUNTERSTRIKE" JUST TO GET SOME... God dammit, why does it have to be me with the exact opposite of his problem. I want pussy but all I get to do is p

JohnsonP

April 6th, 2007

2:26:26 AM CDT

(3)

maybe because you are a loser/ugly/fat?

WuLfXV

April 10th, 2008

1:23:36 PM CDT

(0)

ROFLCOPTER

Bowarcher

May 21st, 2008

9:17:05 PM CDT

(2)

On the other hand, I would slam a girl into a wall for a laptop.

AegisReflector

April 6th, 2006

11:20:48 PM CDT

(3)

thank you for using the sync feature with a jpeg. that's not completely stupid or anything

espionagedb7

April 6th, 2006

11:23:00 PM CDT

(0)

I don't downvote people so I wont vote But if I was that dude...... God Damn!!!!!

Greezy47

April 14th, 2008

12:09:07 PM CDT

(0)

a good principle we should all follow.

ohioyankee

April 6th, 2006

11:23:07 PM CDT

(0)

heard this audio before, the dudes a f*cking moron

Mansurus

April 6th, 2006

11:23:19 PM CDT

(2)

Hahahahaha. "Negative".

UncleHenry

April 6th, 2006

11:25:28 PM CDT

(0)

5 for faking it... awesome style.

Mathx

April 6th, 2006

11:26:20 PM CDT

(21)

Anyone saying that they would gladly like to bang that girl's snatch or "If I was him..." is basically publically declaring himself a goddamn virgin and a complete loser.

Centrus

October 6th, 2007

9:47:24 PM CDT

(2)

agreed over 9000 times.

Botaine

January 26th, 2008

5:40:21 PM CST

(2)

NO U

Optimustoe

April 10th, 2008

12:58:20 PM CDT

(-3)

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(-3)

WHAT 9000?!

Peanut

April 10th, 2008

2:54:52 PM CDT

(5)

Damn. Really? No non-virgin would do it? <_<; I have much to learn.

o0Ender0o

April 11th, 2008

11:11:34 AM CDT

(4)

even though this post is a few years old, it's wrong. What non virgin doesn't. . . like sex?

COMI

April 12th, 2008

1:25:59 AM CDT

(-1)

everyone that makes a huge deal about sex has probably never goten laid... if its hard for u to believe that someone else done it you obviously find it hard to do yourself.

MrVile

April 14th, 2008

10:57:48 AM CDT

(3)

anyone declaring that declaring they would gladly like to bang that girl's snatch is basically publically declaring himself a goddamn virgin and a complete loser. so turning down counterstrike for sex makes you a complete loser? make sense? a guy named "Mathx" certainly is a virgin and a loser.

Clive42

April 14th, 2008

2:08:41 PM CDT

(-1)

Who do you think you are, Wilt Chamberlain? There are only two kinds of people on YTMND: virgins and guys who had sex once, with their fat high school prom date.

o0Ender0o

April 17th, 2008

3:11:08 PM CDT

(2)

turning off COUNTERstrike and going to have sex with a women you are obviously involved with is HARDLY "making a big deal" about it. Hmm, video games or sex. Tough choice, unless you're a bitter, jaded basement nerd.

RodGroinfro

April 6th, 2006

11:26:37 PM CDT

(0)

i lmao

sleepingpills

April 6th, 2006

11:26:40 PM CDT

(0)

nullified glory doesn't have sex.

ninjaturtles

April 6th, 2006

11:29:59 PM CDT

(0)

lol

YellowCyclone

April 6th, 2006

11:30:00 PM CDT

(0)

old, pretty sure i saw it here first

Lologram

April 6th, 2006

11:30:07 PM CDT

(4)

maybe you can like have sex with her while playing counterstrike. just a thought

McMelvin

April 6th, 2006

11:30:45 PM CDT

(0)

loller

xpirate16

April 6th, 2006

11:50:32 PM CDT

(0)

this is the funniest sh!t i have ever heard! granted hes a jackass, but still!

fatasskid

April 7th, 2006

12:38:20 AM CDT

(0)

negative

TheFreak

April 7th, 2006

11:13:35 PM CDT

(0)

hm... come to think of of, a roflcopter ride would be pretty cool...

TakinBacon

April 12th, 2006

8:55:30 PM CDT

(0)

OWN!!!

giggity-giggity

April 19th, 2006

4:31:13 PM CDT

(0)

you're such a jackass! you get a 5!

jontce

April 23rd, 2006

7:05:23 PM CDT

(0)

BEST. YTMND. AUDIO. EVER.

Jobes

April 24th, 2006

5:23:25 PM CDT

(0)

rofl

brettro82

April 24th, 2006

7:55:02 PM CDT

(0)

wow, he is such a dick. And she is such a moron for putting up with it.

sAge

April 24th, 2006

10:37:46 PM CDT

(0)

Dude. If my gf called and was like. "Im really horny", F O C K COUNTERSTRIKE! IM GONNA BONE! Girls > CS... Plus, she has gotta be 12, I would hit it. Do girls like that exist?

Karhallarn

April 18th, 2007

10:27:05 PM CDT

(0)

Guy after a kick to the balls.

monkeyleejones

April 24th, 2006

11:14:42 PM CDT

(0)

do you mean the halo movie or silent hill movie, cause that's from the silent hill movie.

DigityDank666

April 25th, 2006

7:21:32 PM CDT

(0)

shes 12 :/

DigityDank666

April 25th, 2006

7:34:38 PM CDT

(0)

antiterrorist ftw?

rheto

April 25th, 2006

11:10:40 PM CDT

(0)

LOL that guy wins.

NonMagical

April 25th, 2006

11:51:44 PM CDT

(0)

Awesome.

NonMagical

April 25th, 2006

11:57:08 PM CDT

(0)

That was bloody hilarious.

urmom234

April 26th, 2006

12:44:47 AM CDT

(0)

YOU WIN!!! THIS GUY IS AMAZING!!! "are you recording this or something?"

farkninja

April 26th, 2006

12:56:22 AM CDT

(0)

Best. Thing. Ever!

Apparatus

April 26th, 2006

1:06:44 AM CDT

(0)

CONCENTRATED WIN

ultraburz

April 26th, 2006

2:17:16 AM CDT

(0)

He told that terrorist girl to stfu with authority!

d1g1tal

April 26th, 2006

2:36:22 AM CDT

(0)

Hahaaha, dude very nice.

Apako

April 26th, 2006

3:07:27 AM CDT

(0)

nullifiedglory's comment was the only reason I 5'ed this.

conormichael

April 26th, 2006

3:36:18 AM CDT

(0)

if i ever met this guy i swear to god i would punch him in the face. my f*cking god. i can't convey how much i hate this guy.

hhallahh

April 26th, 2006

4:42:59 AM CDT

(0)

Cute-sounding girl being dissed ftl. You'll miss her when she's gone.

Professor-Q

April 26th, 2006

6:24:37 AM CDT

(0)

That was great.

Abel2

April 26th, 2006

8:23:42 AM CDT

(0)

what a looser.

SpliceVW

April 26th, 2006

8:31:39 AM CDT

(0)

She actually sounded like she was a fattie.

Dreamscythedragoness

April 26th, 2006

8:46:40 AM CDT

(0)

Seen it happen

fakelimecat

April 26th, 2006

12:12:23 PM CDT

(0)

lol, kent b! If my girl said she was horny, f*ck CS.

shesVIP

April 26th, 2006

12:57:13 PM CDT

(0)

"love ya" "mhm"

kenjidan

April 26th, 2006

1:02:15 PM CDT

(0)

"e-athlete"

Abdiel

April 26th, 2006

1:51:27 PM CDT

(0)

i never thought id see the day, and laugh.

pokejabba

April 26th, 2006

2:10:02 PM CDT

(0)

I don't doubt it's real, and I've skipped sex for gaming before, but this takes it to new heights http://picardcomputer.ytmnd.com/

CataclysmicBeefstick

April 26th, 2006

2:16:17 PM CDT

(0)

Not very amusing to me.

RogerRhino

April 26th, 2006

3:12:57 PM CDT

(0)

lol

brianjames76

April 26th, 2006

3:48:10 PM CDT

(1)

only 4 stars because she suspected she was being recorded

grassleaf

April 26th, 2006

5:57:53 PM CDT

(0)

That's hilarious.

gir489

April 26th, 2006

7:05:06 PM CDT

(0)

+5 for good stuff and including CS. -1 for oldness. I saw this when CS was bought out by VALVe. :rolleyes:

Scot

April 26th, 2006

7:49:42 PM CDT

(0)

I would like to buy that man a beer. The best part is since she is in heat, he can go bang her after the match.

AKuMa46

April 26th, 2006

8:05:58 PM CDT

(0)

SEX>Counter Strike...f*ck CS

professortbr

April 26th, 2006

8:24:17 PM CDT

(0)

HE SAID SORRY BITCH

omgwtfbbq

April 26th, 2006

8:34:08 PM CDT

(0)

Probably fake. Funny anyway.

Reliken

April 26th, 2006

8:47:34 PM CDT

(0)

Wow. How could a guy like that get a hot [sounding] girlfriend like THAT? Jesus Christ. I hate my life. And that guy.

Tranceplant

April 26th, 2006

9:32:28 PM CDT

(-1)

zzzzz... Hun? What? Is it over now? OH IT'S OVER! THANKS! BTW... Tell the guy to GET A LIFE and stop saying NERDY retarded stuff. And if you really think CS > sex... hang yourself

XxTopCatxX

April 26th, 2006

9:44:16 PM CDT

(0)

the girl sounded hot...but he DID have a scrim...if it was clan u cant just skip those, unless she was really hot. What he should have done was had her over HIS house, so he could do both. the guy's a moron, he doesnt deserve her.

Bluehaze

April 26th, 2006

9:54:59 PM CDT

(0)

+5 for audio, -1 for video, -1 for text.

MrX

April 26th, 2006

9:59:40 PM CDT

(0)

LOL she got owned

GobanzoMon

April 26th, 2006

10:30:55 PM CDT

(0)

god this guys voice is so annoying, he talks way too fast

Corevirus

April 26th, 2006

10:36:04 PM CDT

(0)

loser

DiscoRage

April 26th, 2006

11:00:08 PM CDT

(2)

Did he actually pronounce STFU? jesus. Anyway, this guy is the man because he can be a complete tool with her, and he still has her begging for the cock. I bet dat n*gg*'s packin'.

OzzieAlThor

April 26th, 2006

11:29:36 PM CDT

(0)

I'm not sure to give this a 5 or 1 because that guy is so dumb.

explosivofueled

April 26th, 2006

11:52:51 PM CDT

(1)

It annoys me that the guy says "Stufoo" instead of "S-T-F-U." It annoys me even more that this was probably all staged.

harrybesett

April 27th, 2006

12:32:11 AM CDT

(0)

Oh my god you're my hero

mayunholdup

April 27th, 2006

12:54:24 AM CDT

(0)

"I gotta go." "Whatever."

urmom234

April 27th, 2006

1:16:50 AM CDT

(0)

don't be a jerky!!

Natfly

April 27th, 2006

2:48:17 AM CDT

(0)

when a girl calls up and says "i'm horny" and you say "stafoo", theres something wrong with you

Zusias

April 27th, 2006

7:11:44 AM CDT

(0)

Oh man. This is fantastic, and I think that everyone ranting "I would chuck my laptop into the wall for sex" shows just how many 14 year old virgins are on this sight. I don't even like CS but that audio file is hilarious.

SupaPhly

April 27th, 2006

11:13:18 AM CDT

(0)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

feezus-christ

April 27th, 2006

12:18:43 PM CDT

(0)

Damn, bitch. shut your *ss up. He's got a match ffs.

notinmybed

April 27th, 2006

12:50:12 PM CDT

(0)

best.ytmnd.ever.

will1000

April 27th, 2006

1:06:28 PM CDT

(0)

stuffoo!

THEBIGPON

April 27th, 2006

1:27:56 PM CDT

(1)

This dude pisses me off. I mean seriously, she even offered to ride him and do all the work. And BluToof is right... she does sound 16. Oh well, it's all good. Anyone know this girls number? I'll pinch hit while he's playing.

chinkpak

April 27th, 2006

2:12:49 PM CDT

(0)

i have a few friends who neglected their girls for cs lol

DarkOwl

April 27th, 2006

2:50:15 PM CDT

(0)

5 for disrespect to females. Win.

Infernoo

April 27th, 2006

3:38:19 PM CDT

(0)

old but still funny as hell

cyclonus

April 27th, 2006

4:38:24 PM CDT

(0)

He's smart if he pisses her off like that and then goes and pwns her hardcore. She like him even more. If he doesn't hump her, she'll eventually leave.

Iceehockey21

April 27th, 2006

4:42:49 PM CDT

(0)

lawl

Wolfson

April 27th, 2006

5:36:01 PM CDT

(0)

that guy makes me sad...if i had a g/f that just wanted to ride me, i would be at her house in a heartbeat, wtf, whered you get that, depressing land???? YOU SAID IT. This has to be a joke. The girl sounds hot, and the riding does too. lol. ROFLCOPTER

Wolfson

April 27th, 2006

5:39:20 PM CDT

(0)

MathX has ended all discussion. "You're all a bunch of virgin retards." Seriously, wow, I mean I knew YTMND was nerdy...but...ok whatever.

GoreCity

April 27th, 2006

6:46:12 PM CDT

(0)

He owned this bitch! Keep the G/F's in line guys. Don't give in.

BloodandCookies

April 27th, 2006

7:17:44 PM CDT

(3)

-5 for pedo.

blindchopstickjustic

April 27th, 2006

7:59:21 PM CDT

(0)

I don't know which is worse, the whiny guy who gives us pussy for Counter-Strike, or the girl who keeps begging for dick even after this guy is a jerk.

blindchopstickjustic

April 27th, 2006

8:00:31 PM CDT

(0)

gives UP* .. f*ck, typo on the internet

Spitzel

April 27th, 2006

10:27:29 PM CDT

(0)

old oldold old fun!@

SouwaKwaut

April 27th, 2006

10:44:24 PM CDT

(0)

PEDOWNED!!!!

Fret

April 27th, 2006

10:50:19 PM CDT

(0)

5 for the banter

Iamthor

April 27th, 2006

11:17:57 PM CDT

(0)

He sounded like me. My ex was a total attention hog, and anytime i would OCCASIONALLY play my game (not all the time) she'd get all pissy. But i was nowhere near the 20-ft wide *sshole that this guy is being.

scs

April 28th, 2006

12:00:59 AM CDT

(0)

14 year olds and sex; counter strike; "E-Athlete"; LOLLERSKATES, STEUFOO, ROFLCOPTER.. THIS YTMND HAS IT ALL LOOOLLERRSSSSZZZ

eternaleye44

April 28th, 2006

2:15:14 AM CDT

(-1)

JEZUS CHRIST, N00B f*g i want to kill him, a girl is begging for sex and he says no, he does'nt deserve a dick, castrate him and give me HER number

SparkyXX

April 28th, 2006

4:28:02 AM CDT

(0)

(Just for effect) What's a girl?

jellorly

April 28th, 2006

6:13:15 AM CDT

(0)

This is pure win. I respect for his lack of respect for women. I wouldnt allow myself to be a womans bitch either.

Lycanthrope

April 28th, 2006

8:18:19 AM CDT

(0)

he sounds like that guy from undergrads

sloppybitch

April 28th, 2006

10:00:26 AM CDT

(-1)

f*g... I'd do her.

Swish

April 28th, 2006

12:57:08 PM CDT

(0)

lol you guys, no wonder you don't get laid, see how hard to get he is? telling his bitch to staffoo? that's how you do it.

keekles

April 28th, 2006

1:59:20 PM CDT

(1)

This guy wins for knowing who's in control of every situation.

Mao-Edge

April 28th, 2006

4:46:27 PM CDT

(0)

lol so true.

mik3m

April 28th, 2006

5:46:27 PM CDT

(0)

Well, since shes not busy with him, she can always ride my cock ;)

WuLfXV

April 10th, 2008

1:24:30 PM CDT

(0)

f*ck you mik3m with your small c*ck

mik3m

April 10th, 2008

2:21:49 PM CDT

(1)

HOLY SH*T OLD COMMENTS

mik3m

April 10th, 2008

2:23:58 PM CDT

(0)

goddamn i wish i could delete that

Migh7yM0use

April 28th, 2006

6:34:33 PM CDT

(0)

fake

gregtestagent

April 28th, 2006

6:42:37 PM CDT

(0)

Sounds contrived. Either that, or this guy has no dick.

donkor

April 28th, 2006

7:44:43 PM CDT

(0)

what a slut all girls are sluts

Toxikator

April 28th, 2006

7:46:31 PM CDT

(0)

I don't even need to watch. Stop with the videogame conversations.

neutrascrub

April 28th, 2006

9:50:44 PM CDT

(0)

lol ya she must be a dog for him to not come to her calling oh ya totaly loved the pheneticallyalya saying stfu was greattt

jro603

April 28th, 2006

9:51:22 PM CDT

(0)

this kid sounds like a nerdy 18 year old and the girl as at most 15 that he probably met on MySpace

Amada

April 29th, 2006

2:24:46 AM CDT

(-1)

What a loser. What losers. I'm downvoting this because it's pathetic. That girl > CS. Unless she's ugly.

furiousx

April 29th, 2006

9:15:31 AM CDT

(0)

Anyone consider the fact that he probably chose CS of her because she has a face like a hairy dogs ass? C'mon, she's gotta be an uggo.

coffeeachiever

April 29th, 2006

12:53:15 PM CDT

(0)

Is that a smoke detector I hear in the background? Where's Adam Carolla when you need him.

mrtenk

April 29th, 2006

3:43:44 PM CDT

(0)

my deal is i get the sex AND counter strke, livin the good life. :)

tahellman

April 29th, 2006

3:54:15 PM CDT

(0)

Whoah sh*t John, top 15 viewed on ytmnsfw. Nice.

Swi7chXll

April 29th, 2006

4:19:15 PM CDT

(0)

The "Negative" part killed me at the end. hahaha

reanimationxp

April 29th, 2006

5:41:40 PM CDT

(1)

lawl.. girl sounds hot but if you got a match bitch needs to shut her face. or use it between rounds.

gurujerry

April 29th, 2006

9:14:37 PM CDT

(-1)

5 Because it sounded like she was about to cry at the end

SABlingBling

April 29th, 2006

10:32:14 PM CDT

(0)

I want to ride the roflcopter

WarszawaScream

April 29th, 2006

11:07:23 PM CDT

(-1)

Tell this man I want to marry him. I will only demand sex on non-CS nights. AND I WILL DO IT IN THE ROFLCOPTER. Also "Negative".

jimmyjamesbobx

April 29th, 2006

11:14:22 PM CDT

(0)

Haha, she sounds like my ex

wylotheuber

April 30th, 2006

1:23:29 AM CDT

(1)

Who doesn't want to ride the roflcopter?

ashpoop

April 30th, 2006

10:19:19 AM CDT

(-1)

Sounds like a 12 year old boy.

rincon

April 30th, 2006

1:58:08 PM CDT

(0)

f*cking gay

lloz

April 30th, 2006

3:26:16 PM CDT

(0)

What do you mean this guys a loser? He's my new hero.

elohel

April 30th, 2006

5:56:36 PM CDT

(1)

this was forged in the depths of pwn

manwh0re

April 30th, 2006

8:42:26 PM CDT

(0)

-1 for old

FC

April 30th, 2006

10:36:17 PM CDT

(0)

fake as hell.

theflood

April 30th, 2006

10:56:51 PM CDT

(0)

smoke detector ftw.

HueJass

May 1st, 2006

1:28:02 AM CDT

(0)

sooo hes gay?

FireFromTheGods

May 1st, 2006

2:41:06 AM CDT

(0)

fake

doYdY

May 1st, 2006

5:23:09 AM CDT

(-1)

*** because 1.6 > css

Vykkdraygo713

April 10th, 2008

11:28:47 PM CDT

(0)

i second that sir

Magee

May 1st, 2006

8:25:26 AM CDT

(0)

+5 for "you wanna take a ride in teh roflcopter" -5 for being a complete dick, +2 for CS.

Mast0rofcheese

May 1st, 2006

4:37:31 PM CDT

(0)

^ Dude, you fail...your math would have given you a 2...YOU GAVE HIM A 3. And by the way, nullifiedglory=awesome.

AwC

May 1st, 2006

7:27:10 PM CDT

(0)

You are a hero

selkies

May 1st, 2006

9:24:35 PM CDT

(0)

stuh foo

Cryptic

May 2nd, 2006

11:46:31 AM CDT

(0)

booooooo! get a life outside the internet,also whats her #?

blavek

May 2nd, 2006

2:34:05 PM CDT

(0)

Tooo funny....

FullMetalOle

May 2nd, 2006

3:09:50 PM CDT

(0)

that right THERE, is f*ckin roflcopter 5 stars (plus 2 more invisible ones for being so damn kickass)

felixcostello

May 3rd, 2006

12:11:47 AM CDT

(0)

f*ck i need to get laid

clumsy

May 3rd, 2006

3:18:07 AM CDT

(0)

"NEGATIVE!" haha, oh god that made me laugh even if it was staged/faked whatever.

RazorGT188

May 3rd, 2006

10:27:55 PM CDT

(0)

:D

Nux

May 4th, 2006

5:20:13 PM CDT

(-1)

Pwnage, Just like me and my woman =)

SABlingBling

May 5th, 2006

8:37:07 PM CDT

(1)

I HAVE SEXUAL NEEDS!!!! +5

AwC

May 5th, 2006

11:34:08 PM CDT

(0)

everybody's waiting

Stuffguyman

May 6th, 2006

8:43:12 PM CDT

(0)

ha ha, she sounds like a total bitch to me, so f*ck her. (well, not literally I mean)

SuperChicken

May 9th, 2006

12:39:08 PM CDT

(0)

d00d jour nuts

WarszawaScream

May 9th, 2006

10:43:43 PM CDT

(0)

Vinny + Theresa for King and Queen of the Prom.

Mazzocchi

May 10th, 2006

8:50:03 PM CDT

(0)

You Win 5 Internets!

heartc0re

May 10th, 2006

11:42:19 PM CDT

(0)

some things are just more important than sex..haha..besides, OBVIOUSLY he can get it from her any time he wants..

whytmnd

May 13th, 2006

2:29:04 PM CDT

(1)

OH NOES HE GAVE UP SEXXORS!!1!! HES NOT SUPOSED TA DOO TAHT!!!!

whytmnd

May 13th, 2006

2:31:40 PM CDT

(0)

im 4ing this because the girl seems annoying and im glad hes playing CS instead.

VulpineMage

May 13th, 2006

2:50:00 PM CDT

(0)

Ok... 1) That girl is, at most, 15. Automatically making her a whore. 2) Sex must be very serious business. If you people actually took a look around you, you'd notice that there's about six-billion-f*cking-people.

VulpineMage

May 13th, 2006

2:51:23 PM CDT

(0)

Which is becoming more than one Earth can handle. Thanks for overpopulating the f*cking world, you sluts.

NeoMatrixClt

May 13th, 2006

8:47:35 PM CDT

(2)

Heh, he knows being a jerk gets the panties moist...

soupbase

May 13th, 2006

8:49:21 PM CDT

(0)

You mean counter terrorists on the score board.

shadydragon

May 13th, 2006

8:52:06 PM CDT

(1)

5 for being a dumbass. lol.

Dokujitsu

May 13th, 2006

8:56:24 PM CDT

(0)

Damn.. I wish my girlfriends were that tolerant and anxious

Cwitz

May 13th, 2006

9:07:58 PM CDT

(0)

I lol'd.

heartc0re

May 14th, 2006

1:49:49 PM CDT

(0)

http://ytmndvirgins.ytmnd.com/

anderton

May 14th, 2006

5:57:22 PM CDT

(0)

you can drive the roflcopter.

Kanore

May 14th, 2006

6:43:05 PM CDT

(1)

STUFOO

DiscoMania

May 21st, 2006

10:01:31 AM CDT

(0)

Please go let her ride your dick now and say it's your roflcopter dude awesome recording

jorrar

May 25th, 2006

1:10:24 AM CDT

(2)

she sounds like my ex-wife

ecko1988

May 25th, 2006

6:58:09 AM CDT

(0)

Lol, so i'm not the only one who does what this guy in the YTMND did. Seriously, i can't be having sex all the time ;)

Chrisby

May 26th, 2006

5:02:59 PM CDT

(1)

should have taken the sex. moron.

MrBailey

May 27th, 2006

5:19:40 AM CDT

(0)

haha. This was many forms of awesome.

JB00071

May 29th, 2006

10:44:42 AM CDT

(2)

Jerkface just made me lol so hard.

Boycey-Ganglionz

May 31st, 2006

6:39:20 PM CDT

(0)

Why !?

falcobird

June 1st, 2006

5:10:20 PM CDT

(0)

WOW......................................................................................................

HonkyMagoo

June 2nd, 2006

4:58:34 PM CDT

(0)

This chick sounds like my friend Bugg, I havent talked to her in awhile, if it's her lemme know because that would be funny as hell.

proudlyhated7

June 4th, 2006

3:35:08 PM CDT

(0)

cant tell if this was acted or not

outbreak525

June 4th, 2006

10:31:41 PM CDT

(0)

If this guy is you, I want your girlfriend.

outbreak525

June 4th, 2006

11:11:08 PM CDT

(0)

F**king Ownage.

RandoMRockeT

June 11th, 2006

1:36:51 PM CDT

(0)

hahaha fix my lollerskates

ZAKK9090

June 14th, 2006

6:53:52 PM CDT

(2)

as a gamer i can definitely say..... id choose the sex over videogames any day

hereticdouche

June 15th, 2006

4:44:40 PM CDT

(0)

lawl

woMan71

June 16th, 2006

11:34:02 AM CDT

(0)

He has no testicles.

Impossis

June 18th, 2006

6:28:31 PM CDT

(0)

lol the guy fails at life

lucasgreen

June 18th, 2006

6:39:23 PM CDT

(0)

Okay, seriously, you guys have never had a real girlfriend before. Having sex all the time gets old. Right now, if I had the choice of CS or sex, Oh I'm choosing counterstrike Virgins? NEDM!

Arukan

June 18th, 2006

11:24:35 PM CDT

(0)

f*cking loser.... PHAIL!

Bupo

June 19th, 2006

10:30:03 AM CDT

(0)

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

magicbeaverpelt

June 19th, 2006