DON'T Call Him Mr. Anderson!! (Matrix)
Created on: April 14th, 2006
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'The One' prefers to be called by his TRUE name. If you call him 'Mr. Anderson' you'll suffer the consequences.

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April 14th, 2006
(2)
WTF?
May 3rd, 2007
(0)
Wow, I stumbled upon the origin of horsedick. I mean...
May 6th, 2007
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.. DAMN IT!! SOMEONE BEAT ME TO THIS!
March 8th, 2009
(4)
2009 bitches
October 29th, 2012
(0)
2012 what what
April 15th, 2006
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Random, but cracked me up nonetheless.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
I Lawled
April 15th, 2006
(1)
HORSEDICK?
April 15th, 2006
(0)
I loled as well
April 15th, 2006
(0)
O_O Totally unexpected. I love it.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
surprising +6, matrix -1
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Lmao, Horse Dick? Where the hell did you come up with that one? =p
April 15th, 2006
(0)
heh
April 15th, 2006
(-1)
wtf...
April 15th, 2006
(0)
what you say? horse dick=win.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Whoa... no comment.
(0)
It's not the best, but the sound editing ingenuity is enough for me to give it a 5
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Horsedick XD
April 15th, 2006
(0)
I believe an explanation is in order!
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Haha, what the f*ck?
(0)
Did you use the soundtrack for this and mix it with the movie?
April 15th, 2006
(7)
At this moment, YTMNDers all over the world are furiously trying to think how THEY can stick the word HORSEDICK into thier next site....
August 12th, 2007
(2)
money-hat the prophet
April 15th, 2006
(1)
HORSEDICK IS THE ONE!!!!!!!!!
April 15th, 2006
(0)
LOL, where the HELL did that come from?! So f*ckin random.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
haha what the hell
April 15th, 2006
(0)
really bad
April 15th, 2006
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stupid, irrelevant. where'slouieanderson/10
April 15th, 2006
(1)
out of all the random sh*t in this world, you picked horse dick. u are the funniest guy ever.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
LMAO 5'd for HORSE and deepvoice
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Couldn't stop laughing for a minute straight, and that rarely happens here. That's a 5!
April 15th, 2006
(0)
lmao
April 15th, 2006
(0)
wtf
April 15th, 2006
(1)
wow his mom musta been high when she named him lol
April 15th, 2006
(-2)
...Uh. Okay. Ha?
April 15th, 2006
(0)
PhilipBordeleau: dont f*cking do that again Ryfourn: it was the funniest ytmnd I've seen in Ryfourn: like months PhilipBordeleau: in 2 days u can make me laugh all u want PhilipBordeleau: DUDE Ryfourn: lol Ryfourn: did you watch it PhilipBordel
April 15th, 2006
(0)
I had no idea what he said, but you get a 4 for all the "WTF?"'s
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Ryfourn: did you watch it PhilipBordeleau: I HAVE WARNED U LIKE -213090392-0234 f*ckING TIMES Ryfourn: is all I wanna know PhilipBordeleau: I CLOSED WHEN I KNEW I WAS GONNA EXPLODE PhilipBordeleau: DONT TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS PhilipBordeleau: DUDE Ph
April 15th, 2006
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PhilipBordeleau: I HAVE 2 MORE DAYS OF THESE STITCHES PhilipBordeleau: in 2 days PhilipBordeleau: GO NUTS PhilipBordeleau: FOR NOW PhilipBordeleau: BE A SERIOUS PERSON Ryfourn: "Goodbye, Mr Anderson." "My name... is HORSEDICK!!!" PhilipBordeleau: st
April 15th, 2006
(0)
PhilipBordeleau: stitches just ripped PhilipBordeleau: have to goto er PhilipBordeleau: great PhilipBordeleau: blood all over my suns shirt PhilipBordeleau: thanks Ryfourn: If you go see movies they were gonna rip anyway. Ryfourn: I just saved you t
April 15th, 2006
(0)
lol, +3 for totally f*cking unexpected
April 15th, 2006
(-1)
Now...would that be Horsedick Anderson, or just Mr. Horsedick?
April 15th, 2006
(0)
PhilipBordeleau: thx for another ER visit PhilipBordeleau: of 1000000000 billion dollars PhilipBordeleau signed off at 11:17:16 PM.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Congrats on sending my friend to the Emergency Room.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
dont tell me thats a real chat
April 15th, 2006
(0)
It's real.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
you got it baby, do that freaky sh*t, i really like it when you suck my dick
April 15th, 2006
(0)
cant stop laughing hahaha
April 15th, 2006
(0)
HORSEDICK
April 15th, 2006
(0)
that's what u call random
April 15th, 2006
(0)
LMFAO so funny he calls himself horsedick lol!!!!!!
April 15th, 2006
(0)
alright, i dont get it but i admit i laughed too lol
April 15th, 2006
(0)
lol, great voice
April 15th, 2006
(0)
"PhilipBordeleau: blood all over my suns shirt" Suns shirt? Are you guys in Phoenix? I feel real bad about your friend's stitches, maybe I can apologize in person. We can make a YTMND out of it!
April 15th, 2006
(0)
I almost 1'd this then HORSEDICK
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Ohh man... that rules
April 15th, 2006
(0)
you got it~!
April 15th, 2006
(0)
random ftw
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Random as hell, funny though!
April 15th, 2006
(0)
I believe you have my horse dick?
April 15th, 2006
(0)
This is the funniest ytmnd I have ever seen. Evar. Seriously.
April 15th, 2006
(-1)
I'm serious. No other ytmnd is funnier. I'm going through each ytmnd I have ever 5'd so I can lower their votes, as they do not compare to this one.
April 15th, 2006
(-3)
Yikes, not funny.
(0)
I'm drunk and this is funny
April 15th, 2006
(0)
what the f*ck indeed.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
MY NAME IS HORSEDICK
April 15th, 2006
(-3)
Horrible waste of a "flash" this could have done better as a GIF. I had to sit through that f*cking loading screen for a f*cking GIF quality image...GTFO
April 15th, 2006
(-1)
lol
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Unfunny, but 3 for well executed.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Where's the 'Horsedick' clip from?
April 15th, 2006
(0)
That... is f*ckin' funny.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
LOL horsedick... caught me off guard.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Heres my spin on it http://callplanet.ytmnd.com/
April 15th, 2006
(0)
yay, horsedick!
April 15th, 2006
(0)
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
April 15th, 2006
(1)
Actually, my name is Wafflecock.
April 15th, 2006
(-3)
... horsedick? 1'd.
April 15th, 2006
(-2)
lol
April 15th, 2006
(0)
So f*cking unpredictable.Lub it.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
lol and he's still mr.anderson!
April 15th, 2006
(0)
I don't even know why I laughed at this.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Well that was very spanish inqusition
April 15th, 2006
(0)
roflcakes for everyone!
April 15th, 2006
(0)
lol, that's damn funny...
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Thats Mr. Horsedick to you
April 15th, 2006
(0)
roflolmao
April 15th, 2006
(0)
HAHAHA omg i loved the matrix... instant 5 for that AND tourettes guy? (i think) haha
April 15th, 2006
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5 for matrix -5 for calling neo horse dick
April 15th, 2006
(-1)
i rofled
April 15th, 2006
(-1)
5 for being completely random.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
haha horse dick
April 15th, 2006
(0)
I think I'm on my man period
April 15th, 2006
(0)
I just hope this dont turn into a fad.
April 15th, 2006
(1)
genius!
April 15th, 2006
(0)
This is destined for greatness. It's randomness like this that makes YTMNDs legendary.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
you just made me like the matrix more than i already do.
April 15th, 2006
(-2)
Wait for it...
April 15th, 2006
(0)
HORSEDICK IS THE ONE
April 15th, 2006
(0)
I have actually chortled milk through my nose.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
omg! didn't see that one coming- i lawled.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
heehee
April 15th, 2006
(0)
LMFAO man i didnt see that one commin either. 5'd for makin me laugh
April 15th, 2006
(0)
hahaha what the f*ck?!
April 15th, 2006
(-2)
uhhhhh yea
April 15th, 2006
(0)
April 15th, 2006
(0)
Horse dick??? lol
April 15th, 2006
(0)
lmao
April 15th, 2006
(0)
nice
April 15th, 2006
(0)
no. -neo
April 15th, 2006
(1)
"Horrible waste of a "flash" this could have done better as a GIF" It *IS* a GIF you fool! YTMND doesn't use flash!
April 15th, 2006
(-3)
terrible
April 15th, 2006
(-2)
Horsedick?
April 15th, 2006
(0)
My God, this had be laughing for the longest time, I love the ytmnd's that make no sence and are so freaking random!
April 15th, 2006
(-3)
.......and?
April 15th, 2006
(-3)
Sorry, lame.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
wow, that's way better than MY tribal name.
April 15th, 2006
(0)
.....what?
April 15th, 2006
(0)
ROFL dude..that was so f*cking random. 5'd
April 15th, 2006
(0)
classic!
April 15th, 2006
(0)
f*cking awesome on every level
April 15th, 2006
(0)
lizardman, I made a tribute to this wonderful site, hopefully it will inspire other to create a horsedick FAD... http://notcaptainvontrapp.ytmnd.com/
April 15th, 2006
(0)
WHAT?
April 16th, 2006
(0)
I laughed.
April 16th, 2006
(0)
random lawl
April 16th, 2006
(0)
hilarious
April 16th, 2006
(0)
That caught me off guard.
April 16th, 2006
(-1)
lol
April 16th, 2006
(-1)
wtf lol
April 16th, 2006
(0)
this is awesome.
April 16th, 2006
(0)
This is quite genius.
April 16th, 2006
(0)
^ This isn't genius, it's shmut. LOL HE SAID HIS NAME IS HORSEDICK LAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 16th, 2006
(0)
YTMND requires more of this stuff
April 16th, 2006
(0)
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 16th, 2006
(0)
Amazing
April 16th, 2006
(0)
This one works well. Much better than the sound of music one.
April 16th, 2006
(-3)
You know....wtf factor is only good if it's actually funny or startling...this...just wasted my time.
April 16th, 2006
(0)
My name... is HORSEDICK!!!
April 16th, 2006
(-3)
1 for a fad that I hope to god never catches on, and 1'd even if it wasn't crappy, because you obviously sponsored it yourself.
April 16th, 2006
(0)
5'd for sheer random.
April 16th, 2006
(0)
probably one of the best i've ever seen, it really cracked me up xD
April 16th, 2006
(0)
LMFAO!!!! HORSEDICK???!!! Funniest ytmnd I've ever seen! Worth a 20, but since it doesn't go that high, 5. .....Godly
April 16th, 2006
(0)
Took me about 5 times listening to it make me laugh.
April 16th, 2006
(0)
H-how.. how did you do this?! XD
April 16th, 2006
(0)
oh god this is funny.
April 16th, 2006
(0)
Kinda weird you flashed it but still.
April 16th, 2006
(0)
I don't understand. 5'd.
April 16th, 2006
(0)
rofl, was that your voice?
April 16th, 2006
(0)
LOL, nobody told me about these: ibelieveyouhavemyhorsedick.ytmnd.com/ expecttheunexpected.ytmnd.com/
April 16th, 2006
(0)
Hahaha, what a NASTY surprise that was.
April 16th, 2006
(-3)
Who would sponser this lame YTMND?
April 16th, 2006
(0)
HORSE DICK $TW
April 16th, 2006
(0)
Each time I listen to it, it gets funnier and funnier.
(1)
I like the emphisis on "horse"
April 17th, 2006
(0)
So crude but so damned funny.
April 17th, 2006
(0)
i lol'd all over the keyboard
April 17th, 2006
(0)
LMAO
April 17th, 2006
(-3)
you suck at this
April 17th, 2006
(0)
so did you make this sound yourself?
April 17th, 2006
(0)
Really, what the f*ck?
April 17th, 2006
(0)
hahahah horse dick made me LOL!
April 17th, 2006
(0)
Aaahahahaha, the delivery is absolutely perfect.
April 17th, 2006
(-3)
meh
April 17th, 2006
(-2)
1 cuz hate j00
April 17th, 2006
(0)
Horsedick wins
April 17th, 2006
(0)
This would be a great Robot Chicken sketch.
April 17th, 2006
(0)
i lol'ed alll over the keyboard
April 17th, 2006
(0)
also cocks
April 17th, 2006
(0)
I did not expect that at all and for some reason, was the funniest sh*t I've seen all week.
(0)
awesome
April 17th, 2006
(0)
"So ryananonymous, how's your friend doing?" Unfortunately, he's fine.
April 18th, 2006
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BAHAHAHAHHA LMAO
April 18th, 2006
(0)
Caught me by surprise
April 18th, 2006
(0)
funny as hell cuz it was completely unexpected. i lol'd
April 18th, 2006
(1)
Ya know how people say "logged in to 5 this"? Well I registered to 5 this.
April 18th, 2006
(0)
HORSE DICK!?!?! LMFAO WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!?!?!? LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO!!!!!!!
April 18th, 2006
(0)
I love it. Every time I come to ytmnd, I have to watch this one first.
April 18th, 2006
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I've made my tribute. I know it sucks, but Hell, most of these do. http://lolhorsedick.ytmnd.com
April 18th, 2006
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I always love seeing the hundreds of fives on the screen as I scroll down... then I see the pathetic ones that these people put, who cares what you think? LOLOLOOlOlfSJD LFLKMAOWTFBBQ:LF WJFLjwi old:L!!!1!
April 19th, 2006
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all of these sites need to have something in common in the titles so that i can just search for all the horse dick sites on ytmnd the conventional way without having to view 30454352304 sites to find them. but then that would give away the surprise...
April 19th, 2006
(0)
or new ones could be posted here?
April 19th, 2006
(0)
Yeah that's a prob, assplumber. I've posted the url's for most of them, and a search for 'horsedick' and 'horse dick' should get the rest. I'll try to post an updated list later.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
lol lol lol lol lol 5
April 19th, 2006
(-1)
"Goodbye, Mr. Anderson..." "My name....is HORSEDICK!"
April 19th, 2006
(0)
Sync is good. Glad to see this in the top 15. I think this is probably my favourite ytmnd ever!
April 19th, 2006
(0)
April 19th, 2006
(0)
nice improvement
April 19th, 2006
(0)
thanks a lot.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
Uh...
April 19th, 2006
(0)
This could be my favorite YTMND of all time, besides the original. *upvotes*
April 19th, 2006
(0)
What in the HELL!? XD
April 19th, 2006
(-1)
omg... rofl
April 19th, 2006
(0)
Wow. Really. No comment.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
I lolled so f*cking hard. Leftfield ftw.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
LAWL. 5'd for horse dick.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
Goodbye, Mr. Horsedick
April 19th, 2006
(0)
lolololololol
April 19th, 2006
(0)
That's not random at all.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
Horsedick FTW
April 19th, 2006
(-2)
??
April 19th, 2006
(1)
"This could be my favorite YTMND of all time, besides the original." This *IS* the original!
April 19th, 2006
(0)
Very funny.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
i dont know why but horse dick for teh win
April 19th, 2006
(-2)
Didn't really.. make me laugh, but it's okay.
(-2)
this makes no sense. sorry, you lose.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
lawl
April 19th, 2006
(0)
lol wtf
April 19th, 2006
(0)
Horsedick...nice heh
April 19th, 2006
(0)
5/5 for sound quality
April 19th, 2006
(0)
clever?...
April 19th, 2006
(0)
hahaha, one of the very few ytmnd that have made me laugh out loud
April 19th, 2006
(-2)
wow a movie clip.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
O RLY?
April 19th, 2006
(0)
lol HORSE DICK
April 19th, 2006
(-2)
That was the funniest matrix sequence ive ever seen.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
i lol'ed! :D
April 19th, 2006
(0)
Is his name actually Horse Dick?
April 19th, 2006
(0)
horsedick, lol
April 19th, 2006
(0)
1'd
April 19th, 2006
(-3)
CALL ME A DOWNVOTER, see if I care
April 19th, 2006
(0)
thanks for the laugh
April 19th, 2006
(0)
You've created a horsedicklogism!
April 19th, 2006
(0)
When I saw this, I laughed the hardest I have laughed in a while..
April 19th, 2006
(0)
i love lizardman also horsedick
April 19th, 2006
(0)
awesome. I'm so glad someone sponsored this. Otherwise we'd never have this gem.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
Been a fan of this from its birth. Nigh time I said "gg."
April 19th, 2006
(0)
Totally unexpected, great.
April 19th, 2006
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I just made a bunch of parodies! mynameis1.ytmnd.com, mynameis2.ytmnd.com, mynameis3.ytmnd.com, and mynameis4.ytmnd.com!
April 19th, 2006
(-2)
... O_o
April 19th, 2006
(0)
lmao that was great
April 19th, 2006
(0)
wow, I don't think I ever actually LOL'd from a YTMND but this was so random and un expected - 5
April 19th, 2006
(0)
I'm glad you liked them.
April 19th, 2006
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I laugh just thinking about this ytmnd. Like he picked that screen name and it just kind of stuck with him through this whole Messiah adventure.
April 19th, 2006
(1)
I imagine the sentinels tearing through the hull of the Nebby, sparks and shrapnel everywhere, and Trinity screams, "HORSEDICK!"
April 19th, 2006
(0)
^^^LOL you need to make that a YTMND, Votey. You know I'd 5 it.
April 19th, 2006
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5'd for sheer "wtf" value.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
finally, it deserves to be on the top 15
April 19th, 2006
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OMG HE SAID HORSEDICK SO FUNNY!
April 19th, 2006
(0)
Yes, it is so funny. Get some humour or gtfo.
April 19th, 2006
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OMG! I almost peed myself.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
I lol every time. EVERY TIME!
April 19th, 2006
(0)
Hahaha, horse dick.
April 19th, 2006
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points for random.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
the horsedick was completely unexpected...laugh
April 19th, 2006
(-1)
Ahahahaha wtf!?
May 6th, 2007
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Ah, who cares? Besides, at least I am the first to abuse the comment system on the SECOND page! :D
April 19th, 2006
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Rock on!
April 19th, 2006
(-1)
wins at wtf factor
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Morpeus: Horsedick, Will you take the red pill or the blue pill? Horsedick: Just gimme some crack and I'll be on my way. 5'D! HORSEDICK RULES!
April 19th, 2006
(0)
This is the best god damn ytmnd I have seen in weeks.
April 19th, 2006
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i couldn't resist...http://bastionnamesempress.ytmnd.com/
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5, but nsfw, because, I mean, come on. your boss walks up behind you, and he's like, " Oh, the matrix, that was a cool movie. "call me horse-dick!" "um, you're fired." "stfu!"
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