Unsolved Pizza Mysteries (Updated final frame)
Created on: April 17th, 2006
Unsolved Pizza Mysteries (Updated final frame)
A true story. If you have an idea for the use of the pan, comment!

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April 18th, 2006
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April 18th, 2006
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lolol again, http://gollumjoshcube.ytmnd.com/
April 18th, 2006
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ok totally retarded, but that douchebag with the thumbs up in the last frame made me LOL, hence I have no choice but to upvote this against my better judgement.
April 18th, 2006
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lol, i concur, the thumbs up dude saves this ytmnd, i was cracking up ahhahahaha.
April 18th, 2006
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weapon of death
April 18th, 2006
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An urban legend, or a case of employee negligence? Its another Unsolved Mystery...
April 18th, 2006
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true professionals
April 18th, 2006
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but we do know one thing... this guy looks like a retard!
April 18th, 2006
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I t hink it's great, and the music makes it
April 18th, 2006
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sofa king.
April 18th, 2006
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4'd for keeping the pan for yourself.
April 18th, 2006
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i use to work at a papa john's, and boy did that suck ass. person who cut the pizza probably just got lazy.
April 18th, 2006
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i was scared this was gonna be that picture of the guy suprising that girl by sticking his pecker thru the bottom of the box & thru the pizza...
April 18th, 2006
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Almost the perfect mystery.
April 18th, 2006
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You are ugly as hell.
April 18th, 2006
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"Thank you for being sofa king we todd did Papa John's employees"?
April 18th, 2006
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Translation: Thank you for being so f*cking retarded Papa John's employees
April 18th, 2006
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usolvedparodies.ytmnd.com
April 18th, 2006
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Honestly I think you should replace or lose the "Thank you for being sofa king we todd did Papa John's employees". That part almost made me dislike the entire thing =/.
April 18th, 2006
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this should be top 5. the unsolved mysteries music is perfect.
April 18th, 2006
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lucky bastard
April 18th, 2006
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THUMBS UP GUY!!!!!
April 18th, 2006
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You have been upvoted by Mr. Upvoter!
April 18th, 2006
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lol. That pan could make for a handy-dandy pasta strainer! :o Or also to strain the juices from your murdered victims pulpy corpses. http://thekingisended.ytmnd.com
April 18th, 2006
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DaMMit MrUpVoteR.... where were you 20 minutes ago when I was getting bumped off U&C???
April 18th, 2006
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lol, minus 2 for that pic at the end
April 18th, 2006
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Wow, no screamer AND it was funny.
April 18th, 2006
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omg! There's a mutant with CRRRRRAAAAZY eyebrows holding that pizza pan!!
April 18th, 2006
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it goes too slowwwwww
April 18th, 2006
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Rule #1, Never post a picture of yourself on the internet. Rule #2, Never post a picture of yourself on the internet.
April 18th, 2006
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Working in the food industry, especially pizza, isn't too f'n hard. One time a Papa John's delivery guy hit my parked car, that idiot.
April 18th, 2006
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henry yo uwere being a douche back then for a while but youve just won my five(s).
April 18th, 2006
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i lol'd
April 18th, 2006
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hahaha thats awesome - i want a pizza pan
April 18th, 2006
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5'd in the hopes you get plastic surgery
April 18th, 2006
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Professor booty is Joshcube BAN BAN BAN. If not, then ban for promoting joshcube. I wish I got a pizza pan...
April 18th, 2006
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+5 because Papa John's is orgasmic
April 18th, 2006
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Damn, you're ugly. Good lookin' pizza though. That's what happens when people smoke weed before work...
April 18th, 2006
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5'd for UC.
April 18th, 2006
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one for advertising your site so much. Go study.
April 18th, 2006
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HAHAHAHHA!
April 18th, 2006
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i wish i could still get papa john's in my area =(
April 18th, 2006
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BBQ Chicken Pizza...!!! I eat one of those a week.. Freakin addicting
April 18th, 2006
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5'd for pure win
April 18th, 2006
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My brother used to work at papa johns
April 18th, 2006
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yea i also used to work at papa johns, sh*t happened like that all the time, specifically with one skank who constantly put pizzas in the oven with no cheese
April 18th, 2006
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Igloopatrol, my brother worked for Papa John's and hit a park car... 0_0 Also, signs of lazy pizza catcher/cutter.
April 18th, 2006
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pretty weak punchline
April 18th, 2006
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Funny until the end.
April 18th, 2006
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The end kind of ruined the whole thing :C
April 18th, 2006
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5'd for the uc shirt and the athf refrence
April 18th, 2006
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lmao
April 18th, 2006
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lol...
April 18th, 2006
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Short film.
April 18th, 2006
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was the pizza good?
April 18th, 2006
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i have to admit- we've done that. Conrgats on the pan!
April 18th, 2006
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they use the pans with the holes in the bottom, that makes the pizza a lot better than a solid pan. 5 stars.
April 18th, 2006
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...so you got a pizza pan and an uncut pizza. Id check for razorblades and other dangerous objects in the pizza next time.
April 18th, 2006
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it's called a pizza SCREEN...not a pan...get it right
April 18th, 2006
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Quit spamming this sh*tty site everywhere.
April 18th, 2006
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the person in the picture shall forever be known as "thumbs up dude"
April 18th, 2006
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The best day ever.
April 18th, 2006
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Another one of life's mysteries. At least you didn't get Pac-Man-Pizza'd.
April 18th, 2006
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He also enjoys uncut cocks straight to his wordhole
April 18th, 2006
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Five cuz thats just so friggin cool.
April 18th, 2006
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you are ugly
April 18th, 2006
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Who the f*ck cares
April 18th, 2006
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Wow, so Papa John's pizza sucks /and/ their employees are idiots? Rock on!
April 18th, 2006
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THUMBS UP FOR TEH WIN... yeah, i lol'd.
April 18th, 2006
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RakkausJaKuolema wins a virtual pizza pan for getting the ATHF reference at the end. That was in the episode last night.
April 18th, 2006
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You could use the pan as a stabilizer for a video camera, with which you could record the acts of evildoers. With huge kneecaps.
April 18th, 2006
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Mmm pizza pan!
April 18th, 2006
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meh
April 18th, 2006
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Meh...not much of a mystery,more of a discovery.
April 18th, 2006
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I LMAO on this one. Classic!
April 18th, 2006
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not as good as the Domino's guy leaving a HeatWave bag in my driveway after ordering 555 deal
April 18th, 2006
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i loved the guys wuth the red shirt's smile at the end. 5!
April 18th, 2006
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lmao at how much a tool you are. nice haircut. AHAHHAHAHAHA
April 18th, 2006
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Says the man with no sites with a rating over 2...
April 18th, 2006
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That pizza looks f*cking amazing.
April 18th, 2006
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Perhaps it was just really busy at the pizza place and somebody goofed?? Give your retail workers a break. Sheesh!
April 18th, 2006
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Mountain Dew Livewire is the sh*ttiest Dew.
April 18th, 2006
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1'd for spamming all over the other top 15 sites, gg loser im downvoting all your sites this is stupid anyway
April 18th, 2006
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i lol'd
April 18th, 2006
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+5. Not for the music. +5. Not for the image. +5 Not for the story or even the Mountain Dew. +5 Because of the CINCINNATI shirt. 5-1-3, F*ck the free world.
April 18th, 2006
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This also reminds me. I used to work at Donatos as a cook, and I'd purposly seriously mess up the cut, just because it bothers people SO much. Like, put all of the cuts towards one end. I was an assh*le there, especially on the phones.
April 18th, 2006
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where's the funny part?
April 18th, 2006
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Pizza 12.99, Pizza Pan 4.00, using an image of yourself on YTMND... Retarded.
April 18th, 2006
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5'd for facial expression.
April 18th, 2006
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I want To Destroy you now. I hate this site
April 18th, 2006
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You have woman hands...
April 18th, 2006
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Everyone is assuming that the person in the red shirt is me. Remember, I do have 3 roommates...
April 18th, 2006
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Fact #1: Mt. Dew Livewire sucks ass. Fact #2: Pappa Johns also sucks ass.
April 18th, 2006
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lolwtfhmm, that IS a woman's hand. A girl in the room next to ours held up the pizza for that shot so I could take the picture.
April 18th, 2006
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Free shield with every pizza
April 18th, 2006
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That's what you get for ordering a pizza with chicken on it.
April 18th, 2006
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To quote Arnold Schwarzenegger: "You are one UGLY mother f*cka'."
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Score!
April 18th, 2006
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btw that's not an aqua teen reference. it's old. that's just probably the first place you ever heard of it.
April 18th, 2006
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I guess this is funny since you posted a picture of yourself? lol
April 18th, 2006
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Classic!
April 18th, 2006
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I know it's not an original ATHF joke, but that was on last night's episode, so I decided to add it. I might update it to take away the sofa king joke later
April 18th, 2006
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i would -1 or -2 for spamming, but this is damn funny. 5
April 18th, 2006
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I usually hate spamming sites, but I thought this was too good to miss (It got a 2 star vote right off the bat and was taken off of last 5 created very quickly)
April 18th, 2006
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lol, papa john's
April 18th, 2006
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5 for Cincinnati!
April 18th, 2006
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that's cool. congratulations. but.. punch line?
April 18th, 2006
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-1 star for the retard at the end - shouldv'e left him out
April 18th, 2006
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idunno its alright. clip ur finger nails
April 18th, 2006
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Once again, that is not my hand, but a female who was with us at the time. I took the picture.
April 18th, 2006
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lol, still waiting for teh "screamer"...
April 18th, 2006
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That goofy looking guy makes this a win.
April 18th, 2006
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that dude looks like a Pedo
April 18th, 2006
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Hello my good sir, how are you.
April 18th, 2006
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Oh , that's nice
April 18th, 2006
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Your fingernails could use some cutting.
April 18th, 2006
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lol
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5 for the Orange Mountain Dew. Deeeeeeeelicious.
April 18th, 2006
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Am I the only one who thought of circumcision when you said the pizza was uncut?
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uhm okay, I didn't really find it all that funny. It's just a pan.
April 18th, 2006
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Mystery solved: WEED.
April 18th, 2006
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i cant even begin to fathom how the hell you (or your friend) looks like that. seriously, god.
April 18th, 2006
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5 for unsolved mystery theme. you should sync the video/audio together. i was half way through the gif and the music wasnt even starting
April 18th, 2006
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That music can make anything scary.
April 18th, 2006
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Nope. Don't care.
April 18th, 2006
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Would be a 4 but that kid is really ugly
April 18th, 2006
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If this is what you people identify as "amazing" or "cool", you SERIOUSLY need some rethinking of your lifestyle
April 18th, 2006
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SPOCK!!!?!?!?!??!1
April 18th, 2006
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Unsolved Mysteries is the sh*t!!
April 18th, 2006
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-_-'
April 18th, 2006
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lol one ugly chap there, but it was funny. 5 yay!
April 18th, 2006
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-1 for Bearcats shirt
April 18th, 2006
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You could use it as a frisbee? That could be one lethal weapon. In fact, just use it as a shuriken type thing..
April 18th, 2006
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ur uhly and u look like the biggest nerd ever, this isnt funny at all, why the f*ck is this on the top15? YOU LOSE , YOU FUCING PEICE OF sh*t NERD f*ck *sshole COCK BITCH f*ckER MOFO JACKASS
April 18th, 2006
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Cut your nails.
April 18th, 2006
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3 cause you didn't give me a slice.
April 18th, 2006
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Slice? There were no slices on the pizza!
April 18th, 2006
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Did you by any chance order from Papa John's West Hills? :P
April 18th, 2006
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The music made it funny. Good job.
April 18th, 2006
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Nice
April 18th, 2006
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Not at this moment, but I'll be going to UC this fall for linguistics. All the better too, five years of heavy drinking and heavy metal haven't prouced anything productive since I graduated fome high school.
April 18th, 2006
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5 for music
April 18th, 2006
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one for stupid nerd in photo
April 18th, 2006
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BWAHAHAH THATS A GIRL?THAT FACE MADE ME STERILE
April 18th, 2006
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I got a spatchuler inside a Sal's togo box.
April 18th, 2006
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I work at a papa johns... and I can agree. Retardation.
April 18th, 2006
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you win.
April 18th, 2006
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cut your fingernails
April 18th, 2006
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awesome lol
April 18th, 2006
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Ashpoop, the person in the last picture is a guy, but the hand holding up the pizza in the picture before that is a female.
April 18th, 2006
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Holy crap you are ugly, how does it feel to be a virgin you nerd?
April 18th, 2006
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this is so stupid it wins
April 18th, 2006
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Good mystery and pricless keeping pan face.
April 18th, 2006
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One time the pizza pizza delivery guy left the heat bag that the pizzas are kept in at our house.
April 18th, 2006
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Fairly week and not very funny. I mean seriously, what made you want to make a ytmnd from that? But unfortunately, I still laughed at the thumbs up guy.
April 18th, 2006
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Why do I have the feeling I need to make a "Thumbs Up Dude is having a wonderful time with his pizza pan" YTMND now? It seems that the thumbs up dude is why people are giving this a 5.
April 18th, 2006
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Remove the word "f*cking" and you get your site back.
April 18th, 2006
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5'd because the person is wearing a UC shirt. -3 because it isn't a Xavier shirt
April 18th, 2006
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I like all the hyprocritical ugly comments
April 18th, 2006
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Fived for yummy pizza :D
April 18th, 2006
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O.......M.......G ur so lucky!! i always wished i had a pizza pan!!
April 18th, 2006
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First LOL of the day. You, good sir, are to the rescue!
April 18th, 2006
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superbe
April 18th, 2006
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Well this good. f*cking Papa John mother f*ckers giving out pans and sh*t. I mean you wanted a f*cking pizza, not a f*cking pan. http://garfeildgif.ytmnd.com/
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Wow. Truth is stranger than fiction. I suggest using it as a strainer.
April 18th, 2006
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That pizza looks like ass. Pizza hutt is probably the best IMO.
April 18th, 2006
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Go bearcats!
April 18th, 2006
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that made me lol because it reminded me of that one ytmnd with the scary pics of the forest and stuff, since you used the same music, but it's about so,ething as mediocre as this. also, lol, becsause I imagined this being read dramtically, "We found our p
April 18th, 2006
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once i had a pizza with a pencil baked into it.
April 18th, 2006
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4/5 until I saw your ugly face.
April 18th, 2006
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Brilliance in YTMND form.
April 18th, 2006
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5/5 for having too much time on your hands to make this. :)
April 18th, 2006
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lazy eye?
April 18th, 2006
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Since I worked in a pizza place, I am amazed at how stupid someone must be to screw up so bad. Nonetheless, loved the UM music.
April 18th, 2006
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Damn, another cincinnati resident.
April 18th, 2006
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anything that makes me literally laugh out loud as much as the buildup and presentation of your thumbs-up earns a 5 easily.
April 18th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
April 18th, 2006
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the creepy music did it for me lol
April 18th, 2006
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at first i only thought this was half funny. but then after reading the comments about how ungly and awsome the guy was at the end, i five you
April 18th, 2006
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Papa's has had pretty sh*tty service the last few times. Slow and messing up the order.
April 18th, 2006
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Give credit where credit is due, f*cker. I invented this soon-to-be fad. http://unsolvedmn*gg*.ytmnd.com/
April 18th, 2006
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Humorous, but the music really makes it.
April 18th, 2006
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WTF. Over.
April 18th, 2006
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+5 for posting your picture.
April 18th, 2006
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it was good until the dumbass at the end ;]
April 18th, 2006
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http://n64psychology.ytmnd.com fixed
April 18th, 2006
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Boring as hell, and whoever is in the picture is clearly a f*g.
April 18th, 2006
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Sweet find, man.
April 18th, 2006
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5 for keeping your story to only a few slides. Does anyone remember the sh*t about the guy crashing his car cuz he was talking about YTMND with his girlfriend?
April 18th, 2006
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Um, that's great for you?
April 18th, 2006
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was hoping for something stranger, 4 for pizza
April 18th, 2006
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Unsolved mysteries win
April 18th, 2006
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Funny if you saw the Camera Found in Woods one
April 18th, 2006
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Excellent plot and use of music.
April 18th, 2006
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THATS A FEMALE? NO WAI
April 18th, 2006
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a female huh? nice try
April 18th, 2006
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it's got bird flu in it
April 18th, 2006
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this is way lame
April 18th, 2006
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lol i got one of thoose 2
April 18th, 2006
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definately illustrates how mundane oddities can still be freakin scary with that music
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April 18th, 2006
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
April 18th, 2006
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I work at a papa johns, that is obviously a cooking screen. When it gets really busy, sh*t like that happens because the cut station is right next to the oven.
April 18th, 2006
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ROFL
April 18th, 2006
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You used female in that description like they were some kind of alienated creature.
April 18th, 2006
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You look like a f*g. Cut your finger nails.
April 18th, 2006
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i only gave you a five because you boldly posted a picture of yourself, (well... maybe your friend). Oh well it was funny too.
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1 for your face. GTFO.
April 18th, 2006
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2 starts because that kid is REALLY ugly. Your face cost you a 5 star, jackoff.
April 18th, 2006
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no.
April 18th, 2006
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He's not ugly people, he's just retarded.
April 18th, 2006
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Oi, more dumb downvoters. -_- Anyway, sweet job on this. 5!
April 18th, 2006
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5'd for you owning.
April 18th, 2006
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People apparently don't know satire when they see it D:
April 18th, 2006
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5 for thumbs up dude.
April 18th, 2006
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Not funny.
April 18th, 2006
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5 for delicious bbq variety.
April 18th, 2006
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-1 for that pic of the ugly guy at the end
April 18th, 2006
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f*cking a!
April 18th, 2006
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You're awesome!
April 18th, 2006
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that is sofa king we-taught-it but made me laugh
April 18th, 2006
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Wtf? The music set a good atmosphere xD I was expecting a screamer
April 18th, 2006
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Love the last scene. Can't listen to that music without being reminded of the camera in a forest thing though...
April 19th, 2006
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Hm. I may not have made the themesong, Well, Actually one of my siblings happens to have made the new themesong for it. Stfu, Drink Cockjuice, play again.
April 19th, 2006
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Five'd for BBQ Chicken. You, sir, have good taste in pizza.
April 19th, 2006
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rofl i was looking through top 15 and i see Brad R's face!!!! rofl gj with the top 15 though -Peter A.
April 23rd, 2006
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lol
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Nice LOL
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this was a 4, until the same thing just happened to me today... but it wasn't Papa Johns, a local Salvitores over here.
May 4th, 2006
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Now if only I can get one....>_> *Forms plan, draws blueprints*
May 27th, 2006
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Oh. I thought you were going to show us a chicken skull or something in the pizza. I was getting all afraid.
July 6th, 2006
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"they use the pans with the holes in the bottom, that makes the pizza a lot better than a solid pan. 5 stars." THANK YOU!
August 2nd, 2006
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i commened on this site back in april. since then, i actually got a job at Papa Johns. you probably ordered the damn pizza on a friday when its busy as crap. i've never left a screen, (yea they're not called pans) in the box, but i could see how it might happen.
August 22nd, 2006
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I cant explain why, but this ytmnd brought me to f*cking tears laughing.
September 10th, 2006
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Cut your nails!
September 13th, 2006
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lol, stoned employees.
September 19th, 2006
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*fives repeatedly*
January 28th, 2007
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lmao
January 31st, 2007
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O.....M.....G
February 18th, 2007
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my bad
March 22nd, 2007
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I work in a pizza place, and I wish I could say this never happens. We just try to keep the tards away from the ovens and the cutting station.