YTMND Knowledge is Power
Created on: April 19th, 2006
YTMND Knowledge is Power
Learning the basics of YTMND

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April 19th, 2006
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first
July 30th, 2007
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you were first, FOR ME TO POOP ON
April 19th, 2006
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also, um, it's not loading...at all...
April 19th, 2006
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No, wait...there, the image is loading, but the sound isn't...
April 19th, 2006
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the sounds are in my head
April 19th, 2006
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Theeeeere we go. Gotta be honest, this doesn't live up to some of your other stuff. 3.
April 19th, 2006
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Eh, fine. After listening a 2nd time, I decided to add a star. 4'd.
April 19th, 2006
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Gotta be honest though, your AOTS YTMNS Trailer one is my favorite of all yours.
April 19th, 2006
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Erm, I mean YTMND....I fail at typing :(
April 19th, 2006
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oh well, the sounds in my head were a lot funnier...
April 19th, 2006
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lmfao
April 19th, 2006
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For most young people, ytmnd is a good substitute for having sex with another person XD
April 19th, 2006
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hey Syncan, did you get a load of this yet? http://wonderfulytmnd.ytmnd.com/
April 19th, 2006
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wow something made by syncan that isnt top 15 and 15000 veiws!
April 19th, 2006
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"or make you DO A BARREL ROLE" "women for example, may put objects such as MY STAPLER, in their vagina". LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
April 19th, 2006
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YTMND has become a problem for me.
April 19th, 2006
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Less "you're the man now dog" and more of other sounds would bring this to a 5.
April 19th, 2006
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5'd for taking a really sh*tty YTMND from someone else and making it into comedy gold.
April 19th, 2006
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syncan, you are a god.
April 19th, 2006
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oh its teh funney
April 19th, 2006
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I'm getting the feeling I 5'd this for a very different reason than everyone else, and it scares the sh*t out of me.
April 19th, 2006
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Nicely done.
April 19th, 2006
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23rd? i suck at counting :(
April 19th, 2006
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ha
April 19th, 2006
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Insta-win.
April 19th, 2006
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You sir, would win the internet, but there isn't any more internet to win.
April 19th, 2006
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syncan this was the ytmnd i was talking about: http://ytmndflash56k.ytmnd.com/ sorry for putting the link here but since stupid efnet banned my network i had no choice.
April 19th, 2006
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Neil J Bauman puts staplers in his vagina? I knew he did one other thing besides stealing.
April 19th, 2006
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changed to a 5 because it took a n*gg* site off #1
April 19th, 2006
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Hehe I like it syncan, hey bro btw, if you could visit some of my ytmnds and give me some advice, I just started adding custom animations.
April 19th, 2006
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blah... blah... it never ended, god damn
April 19th, 2006
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high
April 19th, 2006
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up-voted etc..
April 19th, 2006
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LOL YTMND = masturbation
April 19th, 2006
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very good
April 19th, 2006
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omg wow.... just.... wow..... if i could give 1000 stars i would =P
April 19th, 2006
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also cocks
April 19th, 2006
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f*ck you Syncan
April 19th, 2006
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jesus loves you
April 19th, 2006
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No wonder it's top 5. It's Syncan's! lawl Nice one btw.
April 19th, 2006
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Another syncan site that doesn't suck incredibly? sh*t, the apocalypse is coming.
April 19th, 2006
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LOL nice
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I knew this had to be made by Syncan of Fyrestorm when I heard it. Great job with the stapler in vagina thing.
April 19th, 2006
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I wish the audio was funny.
April 19th, 2006
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syncan wins AGAIN.
April 19th, 2006
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It is green.
April 19th, 2006
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Better than most of the sites which just replace a word with "You're The Man Now Dog". It's too repetitive though.
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Neil J. Bauman putting staplers in his vagina is what did it for me.
April 19th, 2006
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"for having sex with SEAN CONNERY" LMAO!
April 19th, 2006
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lollerquack
April 19th, 2006
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It shouldn't be funny. But it is. Why?
April 19th, 2006
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not too shabby
April 19th, 2006
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The pic is not as good as your other work, but the audio wins. It could be better, but I still think a 5 is what I want this to have.
April 19th, 2006
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this dominates
April 19th, 2006
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ahhahahahaha
April 19th, 2006
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win
April 19th, 2006
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lol- that was awesome.
April 19th, 2006
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insta win my friend
April 19th, 2006
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hehe
April 19th, 2006
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lol, 5d
April 19th, 2006
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A jpg in the top 15... amazing! -1 for PTKFGS, though. :(
April 19th, 2006
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YTMND is the main focus of my life. I HAVE A PROBLEM!
April 19th, 2006
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good job
April 19th, 2006
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YTMND is a substitute for having sex with sean connory made me bust out laughing, caught me completely unexpected.
April 19th, 2006
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Great sound editing...everything was clear and easy to understand
April 19th, 2006
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I was listening to this and thinking... wow this is really good. then I saw it was syncan and thought well, not suprising why it is of such quality.
April 19th, 2006
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Wow. Just wow.
April 19th, 2006
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Gee,I wonder why this sh*t is at the top 15.*looks at creator*f*cking fanboys.
April 19th, 2006
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Neil Bauman putting my stapler in his vagina FTW!
April 19th, 2006
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XD brilliant
April 19th, 2006
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AHAHAHA! OHHH GOLD!!
April 19th, 2006
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superbe
April 19th, 2006
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April 19th, 2006
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Funny for 5.
April 19th, 2006
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Not as good as your other stuff.
April 19th, 2006
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LMFAO
April 19th, 2006
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I like the part about Bauman inserting a stapler in his vagina.
April 19th, 2006
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WINNAR! Good audio, decent image.
April 19th, 2006
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That was awesome.
April 19th, 2006
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Awesome, first thing you've made in a while that's made me laugh. The Bauman/stapler part was the best.
April 19th, 2006
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FOR TEH WINZ!
April 19th, 2006
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neil j bauman with the stapler up his vagina FTW!!!!! amazing site, AMAZING.
April 19th, 2006
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oh, and thank you for not doing anything with the part about the tip of the penis, that part made me cringe...
April 19th, 2006
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its ok, nothing more than sound editing. +3
April 19th, 2006
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Briliant.
April 19th, 2006
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4 stars worthy. It's funny, but it's not that funny.
April 19th, 2006
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old skool
April 19th, 2006
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kids ages 3-6 wtf? :D 5/5
April 19th, 2006
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5/5 to counteract the ragers.
April 19th, 2006
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Bauman ROFL
April 19th, 2006
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5'd for frighteningly accurate explaination of my life.
April 19th, 2006
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Why? Why didn't I think of this? Goddammit.
April 19th, 2006
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5'd for sean connery picture with a cell phone o.o
April 19th, 2006
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It's by syncan and it's good. Anyone shocked?
April 19th, 2006
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Downvoting shows you're having problems dealing with other parts of your life.
April 19th, 2006
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i lol'd
April 19th, 2006
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GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 19th, 2006
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Haha the part about Niel J Bauman made me 5 this. Excellent work.
April 19th, 2006
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Remember: All things in moderation.
April 19th, 2006
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For today, noble champion, you are the winner of teh internets.
April 19th, 2006
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syncan you never fail to impress me...
April 19th, 2006
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I YTMND at least five or six times a day!
April 19th, 2006
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"this can feel very uncomfortable until you PTKFGS!" FTW!!!!!!
April 19th, 2006
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DUDE THIS sh*t IS HILARIOUS
April 19th, 2006
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"bauman for example, may put objects such as MY STAPLER, in their vagina" and "sex with sean connery" FTW
April 19th, 2006
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Good lord how could you punch the keys so young? thats crazy
April 19th, 2006
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEAD EXPLODES
April 19th, 2006
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lol. love it
April 19th, 2006
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Ecks Dee Love the part were Neil puts a stapler in his vigina.
April 19th, 2006
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One of the few funny fad fonglomerates. I mean, conglomerates.
April 19th, 2006
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Priceless.
April 19th, 2006
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Pure unabashed win.
April 19th, 2006
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YOU WIN!!!
April 19th, 2006
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lol
April 19th, 2006
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5'd for name-dropping "Neil J. Bauman." Freaking hilarious. Right on.
April 19th, 2006
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i smiled at the neil bauman part. other than that, this was not funny at all.
April 19th, 2006
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5'd for staplers in Neil J. Baumans vagina
April 19th, 2006
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Hahaha oh dear god
April 19th, 2006
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They are exactly the same...
April 19th, 2006
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TRUTH.
April 19th, 2006
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Made me giggle.
April 19th, 2006
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was that edited at all? i hope not
April 19th, 2006
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Sorry Syncan, this isn't up to the calibur of your usual sites. Most of them are worth a 50/5, this one is only about a 48 or 49. :P
April 19th, 2006
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ROFLCKAES
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No words. No words at all.
April 19th, 2006
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So after this was over, I felt robbed. Where is the funny?! I demand 30 seconds of my life back.
April 19th, 2006
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stapler insertion, this must be heaven
April 19th, 2006
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Hahah, go Sycan!
April 19th, 2006
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Amazing.
April 19th, 2006
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It's funny because the overall message is the same.
April 19th, 2006
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Skillfully crafted. Good day sir.
April 19th, 2006
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I think I'm having problems in my life because all I do is YTMND all the time :-(
April 19th, 2006
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Nice work. :D I wasn't sure this would be good, but it definitely was more than I expected.
April 19th, 2006
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it's common for kids ages 3-6 to masturbate?!?!?!?!
April 19th, 2006
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I'm glad someone has the facts
April 19th, 2006
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also shaved apes
April 19th, 2006
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GOOD DAY SIR
April 19th, 2006
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needs more ebaum hate
April 19th, 2006
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AWESOME, masturbation is funny
April 19th, 2006
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i approve this ytmnd to own greatness. Fadist but goohood.
April 19th, 2006
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Ok, I surrender. This is genious. But how Picard give advice about masturbating? He went bold!
April 19th, 2006
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Neil J Bauman may put objects such as my stapler into their vagina
April 19th, 2006
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f*ck all you syncan fanboys. 1'D!!! Oh alright...5'd ^___^
April 19th, 2006
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NEIL J. BAUMAN PUTTING A STAPER IN THE VAGINA!
April 19th, 2006
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hahahaha
April 19th, 2006
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YOU WIN THE YTMND!!!
April 19th, 2006
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Syncan, you have did it ONCE again!
April 19th, 2006
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i laughed so therefore i give a five
April 19th, 2006
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Brilliant.
April 19th, 2006
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Hahaha, oh man. Well done
April 19th, 2006
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5d for "safe and normal substitute for sex with Sean Connery" alone.
April 19th, 2006
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This is... Great.
April 19th, 2006
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Another 5 for syncan... that was predictable.
April 19th, 2006
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good stuff... but ytmnd DOES make you crazy and gives you acne
April 19th, 2006
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LOL its really about masturbation.
April 19th, 2006
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Pretty "meh" up until the Bauman part, which made me laugh out loud.
April 19th, 2006
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This is so f*cking amazing BELONGS IN THE HALL OF FAME D:
April 19th, 2006
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master bashion
April 19th, 2006
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C'est parfait.
April 19th, 2006
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Eh...you're better than this. Good concept, weak execution?
April 19th, 2006
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
April 19th, 2006
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does this guy ever stop thinking about possible YTMNDs? f*cking win
April 19th, 2006
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lol "do a barrel roll!"
April 19th, 2006
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This is f*cking gold.
April 19th, 2006
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Whoa, you're abusing fads? Just be yourself man, that totally isn't your style
April 19th, 2006
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Not you again lol j/k.....Man you get infinity stars cuz of the Bauman Stapler bit lmao too funny
April 19th, 2006
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good
April 19th, 2006
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Getting better. You have acquired a better taste in comedy, just stay away from fad compilations. And rein the fans in if such a Herculean feat is possible...
April 19th, 2006
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They are talking about masturbation lol.
April 19th, 2006
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This exceeded my expectations. "Do a barrel roll" was my favorite bit.
April 19th, 2006
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I just yourethemannowdogged thinking about this ytmnd
April 19th, 2006
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This is made of god and Win. 5'd
April 19th, 2006
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Good sound, but too long
April 19th, 2006
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"Good day, sir" is the best part.
April 19th, 2006
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LOL
April 19th, 2006
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I'm glad that I called.
April 19th, 2006
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Neil James Bauman's Vagina!!!
April 19th, 2006
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v400 ftw
April 19th, 2006
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Its ok. I smirked.
April 19th, 2006
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lol very very good.
April 19th, 2006
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so good
April 19th, 2006
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5/5 for audio and photoshop work
April 19th, 2006
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HO-LEE sh*t! That was f*cking awesome! 6/5 stars!
April 19th, 2006
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hahahahaha
April 19th, 2006
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Pefectly executed.
April 19th, 2006
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Do a barrel roll! rofl
April 19th, 2006
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"Talk to Picard" ftw.
April 19th, 2006
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Haha
April 19th, 2006
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Absolutely brilliant!
April 19th, 2006
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I lol'dXD
April 19th, 2006
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sean connery part = gold
April 19th, 2006
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lollercoaster XD
April 19th, 2006
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wait neop...
April 19th, 2006
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5'd for sheer awesomeness.
April 19th, 2006
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You're awesome!
April 19th, 2006
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OMG. THIS.. IS SO FUNNY... I DIED LAUGHING!!!! 500'd!!!!
April 19th, 2006
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Add in "That's NO GOOD!" for bonus points.
April 19th, 2006
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Neil J. Bauman and the stapler was a major contributing factor. "Good day sir!" rocked it. WIN! XD
April 19th, 2006
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lol. Haven't laughed that hard in a while. I'm suprised that there was no n*gg* references inside of it like: 90% of the total n*gg* population. Awesome job on the phone edit on Connery and the sound edit.
April 19th, 2006
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f*cking legendary.
April 19th, 2006
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LOL!! Very funny! Good job! I laughed hard at the Bauman putting a stapler in his.. ehh.. loll
April 19th, 2006
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Logged in to 5
April 19th, 2006
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NEIL J BAUMAN may put objects like MY STAPLER into their vagina.
April 19th, 2006
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very funny
April 19th, 2006
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LOL to the MAX
April 19th, 2006
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lol, PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD SAKE
April 19th, 2006
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Neil Bauman inserting red staplers in his vagina : PPP
April 19th, 2006
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It's not Syncan's fault that he has so many fans, but even he shouldn't get a free ride for this, which is basically just a fad conglom based on a YTMND that keeps popping up because of a site error. 3'd.
April 19th, 2006
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DELICIOUS.
April 19th, 2006
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Y'know, I'm a big fan, but this just wasn't very funny. People gotta learn that just because something uses "YTMND" in some way, its not funny.
April 20th, 2006
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bauman stapler vagina FTW!
April 20th, 2006
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c'mon syncan. You raised the bar. You can't be the one who goes below it.
April 20th, 2006
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Pretty good.
April 20th, 2006
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All the big fads in a fresh funny ytmnd package.
April 20th, 2006
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the bauman stapler vagina got you the 5, sir
April 20th, 2006
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5'd for turning a phone info hotline about masturbation into a line about YTMND.
April 20th, 2006
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Bauman+Stapler+Vagina=Winner.
April 20th, 2006
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GOOD DAY SIR!
April 20th, 2006
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The GOOD DAY SIR at the end is what earned you a 5. FRIENDS FOR LIFE
April 20th, 2006
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Um, that comment of mine was in reference to the sound not loading when you first posted this, not sure that was clear.
April 20th, 2006
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Why does every YTMND you make have to kick so much ass?
April 20th, 2006
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thanks guys
April 20th, 2006
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you see. this is why youre still a virgin.
April 20th, 2006
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OMGOMGOMG WIN!
April 20th, 2006
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http://kirbygivesafive.ytmnd.com/
April 21st, 2006
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so sexy
April 21st, 2006
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Truly funny. Win.
April 21st, 2006
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"people like Neil J. Bauman for example might put my stapler into their vagaina's" That is comedy sir.
April 21st, 2006
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You even seem to know how to make the best of cut-and-paste sound editing and mediocre photoshops. Hilarious results.
April 21st, 2006
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omg bauman part f*cking killed me.
April 23rd, 2006
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Fact: Syncan is not a virgin, he f*cks his girlfriend in various holes.
April 24th, 2006
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win!
April 25th, 2006
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"you see. this is why youre still a virgin." Then how do you explain Syncan recently having a kid?
April 25th, 2006
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take a nap until this cosby crap boils over
April 27th, 2006
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meta-ytmnds are probably the worst things ever
April 28th, 2006
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what.......the.....f*ck.......... 5
April 28th, 2006
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April 29th, 2006
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omg lolz.......XD
April 30th, 2006
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ahhhh... justification for my addiction
April 30th, 2006
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0wnage to the max!
May 2nd, 2006
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I giggled the entire way up the the Neil J. Bauman part...Then I began to cry laughing. Excellent work bud, surprising not to see you on the top 15 anymore!
May 2nd, 2006
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As per your request, I'm gonna add Future KirkDouglas as a cliff side facade. Probably not till Sunday tho.
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I thought this was kinda funny, but since this was a syncan-created YTMND I must 1. While i'm at it i'm going to 1 all your sites anyway.
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Normally, I would give this a one, but the audio is disturbingly relevant.
May 6th, 2006
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you're not syncan
May 7th, 2006
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-1 for having suckup army followers. -2 for f*cking fads. Sorry, some of your sites aren't bad but...eh...yeah.
May 7th, 2006
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Also, -1 more for replying to idiots by going on their ytmnds just insulting them. I don't have any ytmnds so guess what!? You can't insult me with it! HA! Whats that? MEH DOWNVOTERS SUCK CAUSE TEhy don't got an-e why-tee-emm-EN-dee's! That proves they su
May 7th, 2006
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That proves tehy are teh suxxorz and should upvote this. Man downvoters are abunch of anime lovin homosexuals, huh?
May 7th, 2006
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ill take it syncan, lol... $5 an hour for his sweet as is well worth it
May 9th, 2006
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I think I You're the Man Now Dog far too much... so much so that I'm going blind and my palms are hairy
May 12th, 2006
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"My online hero/idol is achick" - that's his girlfriend, you idiot
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