Picard Can't Use A Computer (UPDATED)
Created on: April 26th, 2006
Picard Can't Use A Computer (UPDATED)
It was just a thought... enjoy. I'm a YTMND-sponsoring fool. **Now with captions** As a side note, let me thank all of you who complian about sponsorship. Glad to know you'd rather leech than support community.

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April 26th, 2006
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him crying at the end would be hillarious. and also perhaps old school red alert, and not red alert 2.
April 26th, 2006
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Best string of Star Trek audio clips I've ever heard.
April 26th, 2006
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MAKE IT MOVE
April 26th, 2006
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OMFG kick ass
April 26th, 2006
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Good research. I always 5 for time spent. You r nerd tho'.
April 26th, 2006
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that was amazing *kudos*
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YES! Superb!
April 26th, 2006
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silly picard! he's got red alert 2 standing there, not the first one. poor confused computer...
April 26th, 2006
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So are we saying we'd prefer the original Red Alert box to the Red Alert 2 box?
April 26th, 2006
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i lol'd
April 26th, 2006
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lmao, red alert 2 is the best C&C game ever!
April 26th, 2006
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Interesting... what's the catch?
April 26th, 2006
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nice arrangement... I love how he's patient for a while, and then starts going apesh*t :)
April 26th, 2006
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I need a better what?
April 26th, 2006
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"Dammit! Computer please program!"
April 26th, 2006
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... Awesome. Just awesome.
April 26th, 2006
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He-hu, nifty and swell.
April 26th, 2006
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1'd for Moire patterns. No, just kidding. But I do think it needs a better ending. It's hilarious and then it sort of just ends.
April 26th, 2006
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yes
April 26th, 2006
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Here's a little keepsake for you....
April 26th, 2006
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http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/1411/aaa5mq.png
April 26th, 2006
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You f*cking win the goddamn internet.
April 26th, 2006
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lol, picard got owned.
April 26th, 2006
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Bloody f*cking brilliant GJ having one of the only funny YTMNDs on Top5
April 26th, 2006
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Holy sh*t...you may have just created the best YTMND ever made.
April 26th, 2006
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What a piece of sh*t that was!
April 26th, 2006
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Good to see you're still around this place, pwner :-) Thanks for the downvote, chief!
April 26th, 2006
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;)
April 26th, 2006
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red alert lol
April 26th, 2006
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That's what they get for not using a Mac OS in the federation
April 26th, 2006
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Windows 3000 Nova NCC Version sucks :D
April 26th, 2006
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cjlpotusse
April 26th, 2006
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April 26th, 2006
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-1 for the pointless video game boxes.
April 26th, 2006
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They weren't pointless, smart guy... he's trying to load "Red Alert"... :dense:
April 26th, 2006
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Command and Conquer is an automatic 5
April 26th, 2006
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lol
April 26th, 2006
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:)
April 26th, 2006
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It is green.
April 26th, 2006
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superbe
April 26th, 2006
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okay now this is good...
April 26th, 2006
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Try to even out the quality of the clipss so it doesn't sound cut-and-paste. Even if this means decreasing the overall sound quality, it'll still sound better in the long run.
April 26th, 2006
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HAHA YES!
April 26th, 2006
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It's funny 'cos it's true.
April 26th, 2006
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The computer hates you, Mr. Picard.
April 26th, 2006
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WIN.
April 26th, 2006
(1)
Use of RA2 = 5
April 26th, 2006
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nice....
April 26th, 2006
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that.....was.....FREAKING....awesome. 5!
April 26th, 2006
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How can you not love this in every way? *self destruct sequence armed* "Damnit!"
April 26th, 2006
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Yesssss.
April 26th, 2006
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Replace WarCraft with StarCraft and this would be a 5.
April 26th, 2006
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f*cking awesome.
April 26th, 2006
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extra points for "QUICKLY MR. DATA..."
April 26th, 2006
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pure awesome
April 26th, 2006
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This is both funny and I'm sure it took some time.
April 26th, 2006
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"Not good enough damnit, not good enough", would be better with the "NOOOOOO" from First Contact..either way..5'd
April 26th, 2006
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nt
April 26th, 2006
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Made me laugh, but -1 because there's too much star trek now in days...
April 26th, 2006
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This is unrealted but I thought it would be worthwhile to mention. I jsut watched that 70's show and the episode "That 70's Musical" has a secret nazi symbol while they are singing in the basement without Fez. Would someone be able to make a ytmnd of this
April 26th, 2006
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"NOT GOOD ENOUGH DAMMIT NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" LMFAO
April 26th, 2006
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i thought this would be stupid, but its actually f*cking hilarious. good job
April 26th, 2006
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LAWL
April 26th, 2006
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red alert 2 is so sick.
April 26th, 2006
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Gah, can't hear sound. x.x But the text is funny enough.
April 26th, 2006
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this has everything
April 26th, 2006
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All he wants is his damn game to work! Damn that computer. Next thing you know he'll need a new graphics card.
April 26th, 2006
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ROFL! "Damnit!"
April 26th, 2006
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DOWNVOTERS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!11111
April 26th, 2006
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oh dude, thanks for the link, you're a god send
April 26th, 2006
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parameters. not perameters.
April 26th, 2006
(-1)
Didn't find it funny.
April 26th, 2006
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he just wants to play red alert
April 26th, 2006
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I know how he feels!
April 26th, 2006
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WOW.
April 26th, 2006
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lol, "perameters"
April 26th, 2006
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Eh, wasn't that funny.
April 26th, 2006
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I didn't really find this all that funny, but the text is perfect.
April 26th, 2006
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lol awesome
April 26th, 2006
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Nooooooo....it's no longer top 5. :(
April 26th, 2006
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OMFG Brilliant!!
April 26th, 2006
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-2 for sponsoring your own YTMND. Otherwise win.
April 26th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
April 26th, 2006
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I logged in just to five this, well done! :D
April 26th, 2006
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rofled
April 26th, 2006
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LOL! Thats awesome!! I love when they can string clips out of context and make it sound natural
April 26th, 2006
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hehe, this rocks.
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oh yeah!!!!
April 26th, 2006
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I've never laughed at anything Picard untill now. Nicely done.
April 26th, 2006
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GO TO RED ALERT DAMNIT!@#R$#!
April 26th, 2006
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I think it needs the "NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" from "Star Trek: First Contact"
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April 26th, 2006
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5'd
April 26th, 2006
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SOOOOOO funny
April 26th, 2006
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April 26th, 2006
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Half-Life is better.
April 26th, 2006
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winner
April 26th, 2006
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I loled.
April 26th, 2006
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that was hilarious
April 26th, 2006
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maybe I don't understand the nerdy references
April 26th, 2006
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Others have said it, but so will I: parameters, not perameters.
April 26th, 2006
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XD
April 26th, 2006
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LOL Hillarious! That happens all the time with me...
April 26th, 2006
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awesome job
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I agree that he has to cry at the end. 5'd for my love of picard and C&C.
April 26th, 2006
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perfecto!
April 26th, 2006
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1 for sponsoring your own site, give that money to a site that doesn't suck
April 26th, 2006
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cheayeah
April 26th, 2006
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Well done. Although, this is not what I asked for at all.
April 26th, 2006
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This should be at the top!
April 26th, 2006
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funny sh*t!
April 26th, 2006
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It's good how it is.
April 26th, 2006
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id 5, but it kinda just cuts off at the end.
April 26th, 2006
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Awesome games. Awesome sound. Old school Red Alert would be cooler.
April 26th, 2006
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4 for good sync and funny. -1 for Dicard.
April 27th, 2006
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This YTMND is made of all kinds of win.
April 27th, 2006
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I hate Star Trek but this was really funny
April 27th, 2006
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I love it.
April 27th, 2006
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This would be better if you spelled "dammit" correctly.
April 27th, 2006
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lmao! i heart it
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ahahahahahha f*cking genius
April 27th, 2006
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XD
April 27th, 2006
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Actually, it *is* spelled "damn it".
April 27th, 2006
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haha I used to watch that show all the time
April 27th, 2006
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Picard arguing with a computer. WIN!
April 27th, 2006
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That was great. Also, to all the retards like Bubba. Emo cut, now.
April 27th, 2006
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101
April 27th, 2006
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It was better before the subtitles.
April 27th, 2006
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Nice
April 27th, 2006
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omfg so $$$$$$ and 5 for time spent
April 27th, 2006
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hahahahha, nicely done :)
April 27th, 2006
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you get a 1 for trying
April 27th, 2006
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pokejabba, how about just not go to black before showing the next text. It should be less distracting.
April 27th, 2006
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well done sir.
April 27th, 2006
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better, but still would rather have no text.
April 27th, 2006
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Not good enough, damn it, not good enough!!!
April 27th, 2006
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Mildly diverting, 3 stars :)
April 27th, 2006
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must be running windows
April 27th, 2006
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I dont see the need for the games there... Its hilarious without even
April 27th, 2006
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star trek blows and i usually vote low on them, but this one was pretty good. good job!
April 27th, 2006
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Wow, We have a nice amount of good Top 15 sites today.
April 27th, 2006
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XDXDXD good times...
April 27th, 2006
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Red alert for thwin.
April 27th, 2006
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Made me laugh for awhile. You win, good day sir!
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My night elf's head looks like a fanny! HAhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahhahahah!
April 27th, 2006
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win
April 27th, 2006
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FREAKIN PICARD!!!!
April 27th, 2006
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booooooring
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I see what you did there.
April 27th, 2006
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This is why the Enterprise's computers shouldn't be ran on Windows!
April 27th, 2006
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1 for having wow in the picture.
April 27th, 2006
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this is awesome. but get the games out of there.
April 27th, 2006
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LMAO Great. Well worth 5/5.
April 27th, 2006
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He never actually asked the computer a question like it requested. No wonder everything failed!
April 27th, 2006
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"Computer go to red alert" - well he has been with computer A LOT
April 27th, 2006
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Hahahahahahaha
April 27th, 2006
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very awesome.
April 27th, 2006
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The line must be drawn heah!
April 27th, 2006
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this made me severely lol
April 27th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROFL!
April 27th, 2006
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oh man WIN
April 27th, 2006
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5 For WoW in the Picture, -1 For Not actually getting to play C&C
April 27th, 2006
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"bodly going nowhere"
April 27th, 2006
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XFD.
April 27th, 2006
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"computer this isn't what i wanted at all"
April 27th, 2006
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You have been Linkbox'd, 5.
April 27th, 2006
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I didn't see the humor in this...
April 27th, 2006
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Someone do this with the computer in startrek voyager
April 27th, 2006
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I guess Picard uses Windows 98.
April 27th, 2006
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Yay! You're a stupid c*nt!
April 27th, 2006
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sync is slightly off
April 27th, 2006
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LoL
April 27th, 2006
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you shouldn't sponsor yourself; sponsor a different site that you like. 5'd for a good YTMND, but -3 at heart for self-sponsorship
April 27th, 2006
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hilarious. :D
April 28th, 2006
(-1)
needs more emotion
April 28th, 2006
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-1 for world of warcraft
April 28th, 2006
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you're amazing
April 28th, 2006
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F*cking hilarious
April 28th, 2006
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Good enough for a 5, dammit!
April 29th, 2006
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lol VERY good audio editing
May 1st, 2006
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Pretty funny!
(-1)
NOT GOOD ENOUGH DAMMIT, NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
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5'd for coolness.
May 6th, 2006
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rofl
May 9th, 2006
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absolutely hilarious - i love it
May 9th, 2006
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I wanted the ship to blow up.
May 14th, 2006
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hahaha, pro COmputers will prob be like that soon :|
June 7th, 2006
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After "this isnt' what I wanted at all" there should be some of his sadpicard blubbering, but otherwise gold.
June 14th, 2006
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damn funny
June 19th, 2006
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Funny alright
June 20th, 2006
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hahahahaha this is AWESOME
June 21st, 2006
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cute.
July 4th, 2006
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I love you
July 22nd, 2006
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funny
July 22nd, 2006
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Win.
July 23rd, 2006
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Haha, true.
July 24th, 2006
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I like it.
July 25th, 2006
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you win....lol
July 25th, 2006
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Nice edit.
August 3rd, 2006
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awesome!
August 3rd, 2006
(-1)
you fail, please try again ^_^
August 4th, 2006
(-1)
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August 6th, 2006
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This is the story of my computer life.
August 7th, 2006
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lol
August 19th, 2006
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Nicely done.
August 25th, 2006
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Absoulte fav!
September 2nd, 2006
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Microsoft still around in the 24th century?
September 5th, 2006
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very awesome
September 11th, 2006
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yeh
September 14th, 2006
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lol
September 17th, 2006
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5
December 1st, 2006
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all he wanted to do was start up red alert...
March 13th, 2007
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He should've Picked Wow.......
June 3rd, 2007
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Needed a WHAT THE F*CK BOOOOOM! after it said self-destruct sequence activated.