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Created on: June 5th, 2006
Woman
where's my dinner? (since the education system has failed you, you might need to read this to understand. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosie_the_riveter)

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June 5th, 2006
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1st and wow, what a burn...
June 5th, 2006
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lmfao. At first I thought you were a feminist, now your an anti-femist = 5'd
June 5th, 2006
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I agree.
June 5th, 2006
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I am Womyn, hear me roar / Wash the dishes, mop the floor...
June 5th, 2006
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haha fine I'll do your laundry if you want everything shrunk...I have no idea how to do laundry
June 5th, 2006
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Sitsu shows why he's the master!
June 6th, 2006
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5'd. Sexism ftw
June 6th, 2006
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Where's my damn dinner?
June 6th, 2006
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5 for Sheena
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LOL
June 6th, 2006
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Nice laundry room/keywords. :) Glad you're back.
June 6th, 2006
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It's not even funny...
June 6th, 2006
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5'd for each keyword
June 6th, 2006
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nice
June 6th, 2006
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grow some testicles
June 6th, 2006
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End women's suffrage
June 6th, 2006
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Make me a sandwich.
June 6th, 2006
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O OFFENSIVE
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June 6th, 2006
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"End women's suffrage"
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I'm glad there are more men out there like you. And also... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/SlavesToThisLove/Stuff/Punch_Her.jpg
June 6th, 2006
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true
June 6th, 2006
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snap.
June 6th, 2006
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the keywords got me.
June 6th, 2006
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Hope my girlfriend doesnt see my 5...
June 6th, 2006
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lol at keywords!
June 6th, 2006
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either that or dishes works
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ytmndgirl
June 6th, 2006
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and i quote: hey ladies didn't ya hear women are inferior.
June 6th, 2006
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silly women
June 6th, 2006
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Boy, washing all those clothes and dishes sure has it's benefits,her f*cking arm is more muscular than mine!
June 6th, 2006
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Keep 'em coming. Also OWNED.
June 6th, 2006
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nothing about the keywords i dont absolutely agree with
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XD
June 6th, 2006
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yusssssssss top 15 :)
June 6th, 2006
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You're a terrible, horrible person. :)
June 6th, 2006
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This is corny bullsh*t. Perhaps, something born of a Simpson's gag in 1994. Sexism was dead long before Dave Chappelle popularized (and murdered) any humor in ironic racism. They are buried side-by-side in a family plot. I would 1 this - but you'd just remind me that you made this site for yourself, ultra-pwning my wussy downvote.
June 6th, 2006
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5'd for rampant and awesome use of chauvinism
June 6th, 2006
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Update: I don't have a girlfriend.
June 6th, 2006
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Old, bad image and hardly fitting song. +1 because I, since I was the first person to make a YTMND with it, have since copyrighted '9 to 5' and this YTMND is therefor an homage to it
June 6th, 2006
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lol @ keywords
June 6th, 2006
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What does a woman do when she's just come home from The Battered Wives' Club? The laundry, if she knows what's good for her. Also the dishes. And make me a sandwich, bitch, I'm hongry.
June 6th, 2006
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And another one! What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? NOTHING! You already told her twice.
June 6th, 2006
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"Old, bad image and hardly fitting song" - I made the image last night.
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they should learn their place ;P
June 6th, 2006
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You mean you took the image and superimposed it onto some washing machines?
June 6th, 2006
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"but you'd just remind me that you made this site for yourself, ultra-pwning my wussy downvote." - nah, I'll just be a dick and speculate that you're pussy whipped.
June 6th, 2006
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Yeah, baby, you can do iiiiiit!
June 6th, 2006
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"You mean you took the image and superimposed it onto some washing machines?" - yep, and it still manages to be better than all your sites. admit it Adverb, you're just jealous i trumped you with the Easton usage :P
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this is gonna tick someone off, lol
June 6th, 2006
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yup,we shur can do it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 6th, 2006
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i made it mainly just cuz the domain was available, plus I have a friend in Womens Studies who I wanted to piss off.
June 6th, 2006
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make urself useful and get back in the kitchen bitch
June 6th, 2006
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wtf is this? dumb
June 6th, 2006
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5'd for the keywords.
June 6th, 2006
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whoa.. so true!
June 6th, 2006
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we can't do it
June 6th, 2006
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i laughed heartily. I think the keywords "knit me a sweater" really got you your 5 tho. is that really a common demand?
June 6th, 2006
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Sitsu you remind me of S1M0NE. I'm gonna make a ytmnd about it tomorrow. :)
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I wanted to 1 this because it's a really old f*cking joke. But also 5 it because you're doing it to piss off someone in women's studies.
June 6th, 2006
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""Old, bad image and hardly fitting song" - I made the image last night." Its already old! lol
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hmmm
June 6th, 2006
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HAHAHA
June 6th, 2006
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this site represents the kind of positive, can-do attitude that i would like to see more of on ytmnd. gj homeslice
June 6th, 2006
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Nice.
June 6th, 2006
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William H. Macy says "Where's My Dinner?!"
June 6th, 2006
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also, the image is old, but MasterSitsu made it in the first place for the DEW ARMY contest, the only diff was it said "We can DU it" and Hasselhoff's head was pasted on
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Hmm, didn't know Sits was back!
June 6th, 2006
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YESYES
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"Dantheman Being a girl, I find this mean :( " Quit making us look bad.
June 6th, 2006
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lol we all going to hell for this.
June 6th, 2006
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Where's mah dinner????
June 6th, 2006
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yuo can do it! yeah baby
June 6th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
June 6th, 2006
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Dang'd skippy
June 6th, 2006
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"the image is old, but MasterSitsu made it in the first place for the DEW ARMY contest" - uh, no, its Rosie the Riveter. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosie_the_riveter
June 6th, 2006
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Meh, not funny. No, I'm not a woman. I just don't find it funny.
June 6th, 2006
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ugh...THIS gets #1? Not even deserving of Top 15
June 6th, 2006
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Anyone who doesn't five this is a disgruntled woman who has yet to be put in their place, I've declared it so. :D
June 6th, 2006
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I 5'd this mainly for the keywords because many a time have I uttered those words myself
June 6th, 2006
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wow sitsu, some people don't get that it's from a woman's suffrage poster. :/
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"wow sitsu, some people don't get that it's from a woman's suffrage poster. :/" Actually, IIRC and in appearances too it's probably from like a WW2 poster. Neither make this old joke funny though.
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And I'm an idiot for not even reading the f*cking description now. It's Rosie the Riveter. Joke still old and unfunny. Possibility of making someone in women's studies rage is amusing.
June 6th, 2006
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meh. sound is annoying too
June 6th, 2006
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I know you didn't draw it yourself, but that's where most people have probably seen it b4 and that's where they get the idea it's old. That's what I meant/think anyways.
June 6th, 2006
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bout time those fem nazi c*nts were put in their place. f*ckin whores.
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Women + cleaning = instafive
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SITSUS BACK!!!
June 6th, 2006
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male chauvinism ftw
June 6th, 2006
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Go farther with the Adverb stuff, man. Evolve this thing into something completely different from what it orginally was.
June 6th, 2006
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No pussy for you.
June 6th, 2006
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I just might, whilst preserving the original ytmnd at the same time.
June 6th, 2006
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"No pussy for you." I wouldnt want any from someone offended by this.
June 6th, 2006
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Make her black and then I won't be offended.
June 6th, 2006
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i like
June 6th, 2006
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Wife : Honey, I need a new watch! Husband : Why? There is a clock on the stove.
June 6th, 2006
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you should have made it a Gif and had a stove and shat too
June 6th, 2006
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lol, gif image is missing: Garden, Kitchen, Toilet, and Sexual duties...
June 6th, 2006
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June 6th, 2006
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Keywords don't match now that you changed the audio.
June 6th, 2006
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Simple, yet brilliant.
June 6th, 2006
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^ lol @ all the 'sitsu rebuttles, and desc.
June 6th, 2006
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I love women that look like russian peasants
June 6th, 2006
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5'd for keywords
June 6th, 2006
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Haha, yes... YES !!! Get me a ham sandwhich, woman.
June 6th, 2006
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Five for being completely sexist iron my shirt you stupid c*nt
June 6th, 2006
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5 just because the comments entertained me with how many people don't know rosie the riveter.
June 6th, 2006
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Humor of the flawless variety.
June 6th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. HEY MASTER SITSU!!! GREAT TO SEE YOU'RE STILL AROUND! and that you didnt leave ytmnd and are still making good stuff.
June 6th, 2006
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yeahhh master sitsu, f*ck women!!!
June 6th, 2006
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YOU'RE BACK!
June 6th, 2006
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Sitsu, alltho no denying the humorous value in this, I have to admit, i dont see why this is top ytmnd - you can do better than this...
June 6th, 2006
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you forgot to add "pick up the dry cleaning"
June 6th, 2006
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oh... and "I'm going fishing and hunting with the guys and I'll be back in a week"
June 6th, 2006
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I lol'd
June 6th, 2006
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when is the only time a woman should be on top of a man? when the kitchen is upstairs!
June 6th, 2006
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this is about the best movement to be a part of
June 6th, 2006
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sexism is one hilarity i hope never leaves the human race.
June 6th, 2006
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No matter how many times I hear 'em, sexist jokes are funny, and this one was clever. Win.
June 6th, 2006
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roffle. burned.
June 6th, 2006
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haaaaaaaahahahahaha
June 6th, 2006
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one YTMND has never made me laugh this hard
June 6th, 2006
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Pa-Owned!
June 6th, 2006
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owned, btw, music reminds me of seinfeld.
June 6th, 2006
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thank god there's not a *single* female on the entire site! lollers?!
June 6th, 2006
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SITSUUUUUU RIIIDGE RACERRR
June 6th, 2006
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Yep, WWII is over...back to the house old bag!
June 6th, 2006
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Thats horrible. You should be ashamed.
June 6th, 2006
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reminds me of this little gem: http://domesticatedwoman.ytmnsfw.com/
June 6th, 2006
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Go make me a sammich.
June 6th, 2006
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the masta is back!
June 6th, 2006
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Testicles
June 6th, 2006
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ouch
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This belittles the work of all the women who built the machines that won WW2, whom Rosie represents.
June 6th, 2006
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Sitsu??... Is... is that... YOU?? Oh Sitsu, the days have been dark without your light.
June 6th, 2006
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great site
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Maddox would approve
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How about this, go back to living in your family's basement.
June 6th, 2006
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. thats mean...
June 6th, 2006
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ROFL Women's rights.
June 6th, 2006
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Oh man.
June 6th, 2006
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omfg couldnt stop laughing awsome!
June 6th, 2006
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Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!! 5'd for sexist hilarity.
June 6th, 2006
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iron my shirt, bitch!
June 6th, 2006
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you're the WOMAN now dog...
June 6th, 2006
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Yeah! Setting women back to the 50's FTW!
June 6th, 2006
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5'd because women need to be in the kitchen, barefoot, and knocked up.
June 6th, 2006
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The only funny part about this YTMND is proof that you'd be helpless and wearing dirty clothes without your mom, loser.
June 6th, 2006
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lol
June 6th, 2006
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rofl yes
June 6th, 2006
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bwahahaha
June 6th, 2006
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http://www.ddaymuseum.org/store/images/Rosie_apron%20copy.jpg lol, irony
June 6th, 2006
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oh and seriously... this is YTMND if you are offended by this just GTFO now for your own good.
June 6th, 2006
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What I really enjoy is all of the keywords attached to it. Definitely deserves a 5.
June 6th, 2006
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although i love rosie the riveter, this is hilarious.
June 6th, 2006
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you're a genius sitsu, genius.
June 6th, 2006
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you're a genius sitsu, genius.
June 6th, 2006
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LOL FOR KEYWORDS AND PIC AND ME IN CAPS
June 6th, 2006
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hahaha kitchen
June 6th, 2006
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best keywords ever.
June 6th, 2006
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AAAAHAHAHAHAHHA! IRON MY SHIRT BITCH!
June 6th, 2006
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so f*cking funny... i cant wait to show my girlfriend.
June 6th, 2006
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i dont get it
June 6th, 2006
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lol
June 6th, 2006
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its kinda ok
June 6th, 2006
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Pissing off women's studies people is awesome, but Rosie the Riveter is too overused in misogynist jokes. You can do better!
June 6th, 2006
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No. 1?
June 6th, 2006
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Also, comments = scary and immature. But it's ytmnd, so meh.
June 6th, 2006
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"but Rosie the Riveter is too overused in misogynist jokes." - i know, but all that did was piss her off more :P
June 6th, 2006
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rofl you put women in their place, and that gets an automatic 5
June 6th, 2006
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tru dat
June 6th, 2006
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"This belittles the work of all the women who built the machines that won WW2, whom Rosie represents." - don't you see how ridiculous statements like these are on ytmnd?
June 6th, 2006
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i felt like explaining one other thing - the song i used, if you were to listen to the full thing - indicates the woman has the guy around her finger, he works all day and then comes home and has to pamper her all night.
June 6th, 2006
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Until the ladies stop whoring themselves up with their constant dieting and cosmetic procedures to get ahead, they deserve all the misogyny that goes their way.
June 6th, 2006
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but if you take it to just the chorus, it just sounds like a song about a stay at home wife. i recommend people download the full song - the lyrics are a chauvinists nightmare.
June 6th, 2006
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lol Manchester United
June 6th, 2006
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also good image kekeke
June 6th, 2006
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Duuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllll.
June 6th, 2006
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^if anyone wants to see some of the worst sites on YTMND since the days of JoshCube, genesis16 is your Road Guard.
June 6th, 2006
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; ;
June 6th, 2006
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not funny
June 6th, 2006
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Very funny, and yet very true. Perfect key words xD
June 6th, 2006
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hahaha nice choice of music
June 6th, 2006
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Being a lady, I've heard plenty of Sexist jokes, and honestly, I usually laugh along with them. But this? This is old. While I do believe Sitsu made the image, the concept of this has been used before. I'll agree that Sitsu has some of the funniest stuff around, but this one was just a so-so.
June 6th, 2006
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I second prumba300's comment. It's just too easy, and you're better than that.
June 6th, 2006
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rofl
June 6th, 2006
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"It's just too easy, and you're better than that." - no I'm not
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knited sweater, ftw
June 6th, 2006
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TRUE
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Poor women. Not nice. :( But somewhat good effort put into it.
June 6th, 2006
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lol! better song could have been used, but great anyway.
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true playa freal
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I once started a petition around school, stating "End Woman Suffrage." And I got so many signatures from people who can't spell, or didn't realize what suffrage meant. Seriously, I got like 50 signatures.
June 6th, 2006
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EPIC WIN
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This is old school YTMND. This is what it's about.
June 6th, 2006
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I think I laughed more at your keywords and comments than your site itself. Such epic somments like "grow some testicles" (and the genesis16 one) deserve a 5.
June 6th, 2006
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we're out of beer FTW!
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Awesome
June 6th, 2006
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HAHAHA!
June 6th, 2006
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Seriously, you have to be joking around. Without women where would man be? Anyways, I agree that making a Sandwich and doing the laundry is not fun, but we should at least respect them for doing what they do. Not exploit them further. If this continues, are chances of getting laid would drop below zero...EVEN WITH BOOZE! So 3'd becaus- HELP MY WIFE IS RIGHT BEHIND ME SEND HELP SEND HELP!!!! Seriously, thogh, at the very least respect them for what they do and give them better oppurtunities.It WILL pay of
June 6th, 2006
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Damn I misspelled "opportunities" "though" and I replaced "our" with "are"....-_-;; I need my coffee...
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+5 for history +5 for sexist YTMND +5 for owning.
June 6th, 2006
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Agrees with guy above.
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LOL, yes! "Keywords: woman, i said woman, where's my dinner, knit me a sweater, scrub the floor, don't forget to drop the kids off, we're out of beer " ROFL
June 6th, 2006
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haha
June 6th, 2006
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*sizzle*
June 6th, 2006
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3 cheers for taking things at face value. Trygle, I hope you never see a Sarah Silverman show. your head might explode.
June 6th, 2006
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woman = Laundry magnets i swear everytime I need my laundry done IT GETS DONE BY A GIRLFIREND OR MOM PERIOD I never do my own laundry woman are naturally better at stuff like that they cleaning clothes and throwing stuff in there etc
June 6th, 2006
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Um, you win the Sofa Kingdom. This makes #1? YTMND readers, I think, may have some issues to work out with their therapists.
June 6th, 2006
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"no i'm not" well if that's true, then I retract my 2 and give you a 1. This site doesn't deserve to be at the #1 spot, because the joke itself is ridiculously unoriginal.
June 6th, 2006
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5'd for Keywords! LMFAO!
June 6th, 2006
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"YTMND readers" - ?
June 6th, 2006
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hahaha
June 6th, 2006
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I'll be home from work at 6 Mango. Don't make me hit you again.
June 6th, 2006
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MasterSitsu? =D I thought you were done!
June 6th, 2006
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yeah well sexism and domestic abuse isn't funny when you have crazy bitches like me who will strip you of your dick and balls and shove them up your ass. Metaphorically speaking...
June 6th, 2006
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YES
June 6th, 2006
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Well, I upvoted it.
June 6th, 2006
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PMSQueen raged: "sexism and domestic abuse isn't funny" - lemme guess, nothing justifies domestic abuse. Not Even Train Music.
June 6th, 2006
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HAHA yes.... thats perfect because its true
June 6th, 2006
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lol my shirt needs ironed bitch
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thats awful...i love it
June 6th, 2006
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MASTERSITSU HAS DECLARED IT! *ahem* NETM! *train music plays*
June 6th, 2006
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Hm.....
June 6th, 2006
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how anti-climatic.. not a very spectacular YTMND, but Sitsu made it so of course it's top viewed :roll;
June 6th, 2006
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moo
June 6th, 2006
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I took me a little while to notice the point of this YTMND. You just avoided a downvote ;) A very poignant YTMND -> 5'd.
June 6th, 2006
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lmao great responses by sitsu, thank god for the comment box
June 6th, 2006
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MasterSitsu is awesome.
June 6th, 2006
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Women know your place!
June 6th, 2006
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"You resubmitted this and changed stuff." - you're perceptive.
June 6th, 2006
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Holy sh*t. You're back.
June 6th, 2006
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Garbage.
June 6th, 2006
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4 stars for keywords, hahaha.
June 6th, 2006
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wo0t power to da men.
June 6th, 2006
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I could see this becoming a Moderator Fav.
June 6th, 2006
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haha, that bitch always looked like she had an attitude. Good job for putting her in her place.
June 6th, 2006
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Wait a min...laundry??
June 6th, 2006
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Perhaps men are right, perhaps women should be at home all day sitting on the couch watching TV while you all are out busting your *ss for us. But I find no humor in virgins who use the internet to hide under as they throw their little words in edgewise. Most of you are one of two things, 1, you have a girl and are so devoted you are too busy bowing to her every need, or 2, you are fat, ugly, and only know the harsh side of rejection from women… thus why you hate us.
June 6th, 2006
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5 for the keywords lol
June 6th, 2006
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(pt 2) Well, anywho, all in all the song was good and you got the point around so I will give you that. Now if you will excuse me, my husband is hungry, I need to make him dinner. PS, sorry for the grammar mistakes…. I am a girl after all.
June 6th, 2006
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the keywords made me laugh... but this is so wrong.
June 6th, 2006
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Where's my sandwich?
June 6th, 2006
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feminism ftl.
June 6th, 2006
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This proves there are no women on ytmnd.
June 6th, 2006
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I understand the joke, but this doesn't deserve to be in the top 15.
June 6th, 2006
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aw jeez, Sitsu.. I preferred your old stuff.
June 6th, 2006
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You can do what? The dishes maybe? 5 for sexism ;-)
June 6th, 2006
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good ole MasterSitsu ftw
June 6th, 2006
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some sort of ww2 dday anniversary subversion? low.
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f*ck you
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