Jesus sucks at Contra
Created on: June 9th, 2006
Jesus sucks at Contra
He may be the son of god, But he needs some practice on the NES.

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June 9th, 2006
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lol
June 9th, 2006
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bizzarre
June 10th, 2006
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love it.
June 10th, 2006
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lol
June 10th, 2006
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lol wtf
June 10th, 2006
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contra and mega man's music are the reason i became a musician
June 10th, 2006
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Damn Jesus! Get some knick-knacks for your crib!
June 10th, 2006
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He needs the Konami Kode.
June 10th, 2006
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win
June 10th, 2006
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LOL, n00b Jesus!
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I thought that was a nun....lol
June 10th, 2006
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What in Heaven's name...?
June 10th, 2006
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That's one sparse apartment
June 10th, 2006
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hah .
June 10th, 2006
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lol
June 10th, 2006
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how come jesus has bathroom tile in his living room, and on only one of the walls?
June 10th, 2006
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looks more like a jedi than jebus and btw, yea whoeveris playing sucks lol
June 10th, 2006
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not funny at all
June 10th, 2006
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:(:(
June 10th, 2006
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wireless nintendo ftw?!?!?
June 10th, 2006
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up up down down left right left right B A start!
June 10th, 2006
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5 for title and what bandinator said.
June 10th, 2006
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hahaha thats hilarious
June 10th, 2006
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Holy Christ! No pun intended.
June 10th, 2006
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5 for jsac
June 10th, 2006
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Jesus needs teh Hax
June 10th, 2006
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a 4, because it doesn't look like jesus. Other than that, hilarious.
June 10th, 2006
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Jesus sucks at being a real person.
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fun-ah
June 10th, 2006
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Jesus needs to learn Up up down down left right left right.
June 10th, 2006
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Like a bunch of people;) Including me:(
June 10th, 2006
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I can't say why this is funny, but it is.
June 10th, 2006
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bad photoshop+super short gif=1
June 10th, 2006
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typo ftw
June 10th, 2006
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lol i beat that game when i was like 5
June 10th, 2006
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lol, awesome
June 10th, 2006
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I rarely audibly laugh at ytmnds. The twitching fingers was a great touch.
June 10th, 2006
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So how is the TV being powered?
June 11th, 2006
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^ v ^ v < > < > B A B A Select Start
June 11th, 2006
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heh it's hard.
June 19th, 2006
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That first guy is hard.
June 22nd, 2006
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LOL WHAT
June 23rd, 2006
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dude, i seriously watched this for 5 minutes. Outstanding job!!
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July 1st, 2006
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dude, this is great. I'm lovin all ur ytmnds, wish I had the time to go thru em' all, sry I never noticed u b4!
July 17th, 2006
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up up down down left right left right a b a b select start = 5
July 22nd, 2006
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He should play MGS3 and interrogate EVA a few times.
August 3rd, 2006
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ha so random
August 6th, 2006
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complete randomness XD
August 14th, 2006
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lol wtf indeed.
August 19th, 2006
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Ha!
August 25th, 2006
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He may suck at Contra, but He brings those blue sparks!
September 11th, 2006
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simply amazing
September 12th, 2006
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REAL THUMB MOVING ACTION!!!!
September 12th, 2006
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lol!
September 12th, 2006
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lol original
September 12th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHA
September 12th, 2006
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lol sandals
September 12th, 2006
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lol, jesus failed...
September 12th, 2006
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First of all, Contra was so damned hard because it was God's punishment for an evil world; the Lord could easily master his own creation. Second, this gains points for a truly unique idea, and loses points for being relatively shoddy (the controller cord, for instance, just doesn't look... natural...) 3'd!
September 12th, 2006
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n00b
September 12th, 2006
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poor jesus
September 12th, 2006
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He looks like he's really into it too. +1 for the thumbs.
September 12th, 2006
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Ha take that JESUS
September 12th, 2006
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good show
September 12th, 2006
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A winner is you.
September 12th, 2006
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Use the code Jesus!
September 12th, 2006
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5 for Contra
September 12th, 2006
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5, but next time lets color correct
September 12th, 2006
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4'd Would be 5'd if it didn't cut off right before the best part in the song.
September 12th, 2006
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Lol, five for Jesus
September 12th, 2006
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roffle!!!
September 12th, 2006
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That's OK, I suck at contra too
September 12th, 2006
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This is stupid.
September 12th, 2006
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5's
September 12th, 2006
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lol wtf?
September 12th, 2006
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5 if cord wasn't terrible.
September 12th, 2006
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this ytmnd sucks at life
September 12th, 2006
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Jesus-HIGH SCORE You-0
September 12th, 2006
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omfg, best YTMND i've seen in a long time
September 16th, 2006
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Jesus has a nice dorm room.
December 3rd, 2006
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haha way to go posting this on gamefaqs
December 3rd, 2006
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^ wait... what? ^
November 9th, 2007
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Doesn't quit
September 25th, 2008
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your NES is backwards lol