Mariah Hates Pickles
Created on: June 26th, 2006
Mariah Hates Pickles
She is scared of pickles and hates them, the pickles fight back!!!!

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June 27th, 2006
(3)
Racist bitch.
June 27th, 2006
(1)
New fad anyone?
June 27th, 2006
(1)
hahahahah, Maury's irrational fears episodes are awesome.
(0)
???
June 27th, 2006
(0)
This sh*t is real? Afraid of pickles?
June 27th, 2006
(0)
HAAHAAHA
(0)
A pickle did naughty things to her when she was a child.
June 27th, 2006
(1)
Just-just let go.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
O rly?!
June 27th, 2006
(0)
ok, wtf?
June 27th, 2006
(1)
All those daytime show guests are wannabe actors and actresses trying to showcase their range of emotion on national TV. Sometimes it's even real actors (Cruise on Oprah). It's all fake.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
her uncle molested her with a pickle
June 27th, 2006
(0)
Wow. That's just... Wow.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
I have to admit, though, I left this on for a good long time. Pretty funny.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
I know a girl who is exactly f*cking like that towards popcorn.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
Thats...TOO FUNNY. OH MY f*ckING GOD PICKLES? OF EVERYTHING TO BE AFRAID OF, PICKLES?! AHAHAHA
June 27th, 2006
(2)
Um,.. then don't eat pickles you stupid c*nt.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
Saw this today - it's a faaaake
June 27th, 2006
(0)
O_O I guess she found out Pickles WAS the father.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
the sound is great..the image is not
June 27th, 2006
(0)
haha. Pickles
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the pickles are coming >.>
June 27th, 2006
(0)
ya, i saw this on Maury. the real video is better than this. its somewhere on youtube
June 27th, 2006
(0)
That final "ooh" secures it's 5!
June 27th, 2006
(-1)
hahahahhahahahahahahah f*ck confused stupid people!
June 27th, 2006
(0)
... im afraid of pickles too
June 27th, 2006
(2)
thats definitely not kosher
June 27th, 2006
(0)
I JUST SAW THAT ON A FORUM LOL.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S89Y4shxtE
June 27th, 2006
(0)
That's not funny! Cucumbers are ruining my life!!
June 27th, 2006
(0)
lolol
June 27th, 2006
(0)
Wow. What a messed-up chick. I bet someone assaulted her with a pickle when she was a child. Pardon me while I put her on my list of "Chicks I Should Never Bang."
June 27th, 2006
(0)
holy sh*t, that video is golden
June 27th, 2006
(0)
thats awesome. I'm kinda like this about mustard though, not as bad as the guy from the Jackass movie was, but close.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
haha.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
wtf
June 27th, 2006
(0)
I was listening to this and trying to figure out what she was REALLY saying. Anyone else? (+4 for this twisted phobia, -1 because the video is far better)
June 27th, 2006
(0)
She was molested by a subway sandwich artist.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
Her father is the Vlasic Pickle Stork.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
http://www.youtube.com/results?search=Maury+Phobia&search_type=search_videos are the videos from youtube
June 27th, 2006
(0)
oh man, this sh*t is great. be sure to watch all the "related" maury videos too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S89Y4shxtE
June 27th, 2006
(0)
Maury is terrible
June 27th, 2006
(0)
lol i saw that maury segment
(0)
Pickles ruined her life? Nope, going on TV and making an *ss of herself ruined her life... and on the internet, the ruination will never die.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
I want to see the whole episode. Anyone have a torrent or youtube, etc?
(0)
lmfao
June 27th, 2006
(0)
another video link: http://www.break.com/index/maurypickle.html
June 27th, 2006
(0)
Cucumbers?
June 27th, 2006
(1)
She'd be an easy rape victim "GET IN THE CAR OR YOU'LL GET A FACE FULLA PICKLE!"
June 27th, 2006
(0)
And the pickles, and the pickles, and the pickles.. Sweet and sour sauce all over my pussy.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
DaChazman, shut the f*ck up.
June 27th, 2006
(0)
pickles.. YOU ARE THE FATHER
June 27th, 2006
(0)
lewl
June 27th, 2006
(0)
I gotta pickle that she oughta be afraid of!!
June 27th, 2006
(0)
DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP >:(
June 27th, 2006
(0)
somebody probably molested her with a pickle, and now she's deathly afraid of them
June 28th, 2006
(0)
loo
June 29th, 2006
(1)
text needs to be in all caps and on 3 lines for win.
June 29th, 2006
(0)
^he's right. DO IT!
June 29th, 2006
(0)
"the colour.. the.. euuoohh"
June 29th, 2006
(1)
Done and done, all caps, and on 3 lines
June 30th, 2006
(1)
YOU GOT MOD FAVED! now you can probably remove the 'update' from the title.
June 30th, 2006
(0)
Screw her, pickles FTW.
June 30th, 2006
(0)
Mod Faved, congrats.
June 30th, 2006
(0)
pickles are destroying my life too.
June 30th, 2006
(0)
lol
June 30th, 2006
(0)
GOOD
July 1st, 2006
(1)
God, it's so funny how the second Max faves it SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE. Get your own opinions you worthless f*ggots. I'm so relieved I only have like 4k downvotes to go
July 1st, 2006
(0)
lol
(0)
lmao I saw this a couple of days ago..
July 1st, 2006
(0)
That slut hates me :( DD-:
(0)
LMFAO
July 1st, 2006
(0)
WTF
July 1st, 2006
(0)
Poor kid. :( I have the same fear but with Gary Coleman instead.
July 1st, 2006
(0)
LOL omg too good
July 1st, 2006
(0)
Just wait until the green ones come for YOU!!!
July 2nd, 2006
(0)
WTF pickles are destroying my life + touching piano music
July 2nd, 2006
(0)
I can't stop laughing
July 3rd, 2006
(0)
lol this is awesome
(0)
lol
July 3rd, 2006
(0)
I'd be willing to bet money she's subconsciously projecting anger about a man who sexually abused her by associating pickles with male genitalia. Psychological conditions can be weird like that.
July 3rd, 2006
(-1)
I f*cking love this
July 4th, 2006
(0)
Pickles look like dicks. Think she's gay? Maybe she got raped by a pickle as a child! Maybe someone shoved a pickle up her c---.
July 5th, 2006
(0)
I'll show her what a real pickle looks like.
July 5th, 2006
(0)
Whats so scary about pickles. I eat pickles all the time and I'm not afraid of them.
July 5th, 2006
(0)
5'd for the WTF-ness of the whole thing
July 5th, 2006
(0)
not a favorite site, but it's still hilarious.
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ahahahahahahah what the f*ck instantly makes you laugh.
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hahah holy f*ck i jsut made two comments what in the f*ck am I thinking?>?/ WHO KNOWS pickles.
July 6th, 2006
(0)
it's awesome, but i really dont get this. Could someone explain what's it from and why she hates pickles? :O
July 6th, 2006
(0)
Those damn heartless pickles. Why do they get pleasure out of tourtuting people so! Also, therapy.
July 6th, 2006
(0)
what the f*ck?
July 7th, 2006
(0)
hahhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
July 7th, 2006
(0)
sounds lik mission hill chick lol 5
July 9th, 2006
(0)
^ That's what I heard.
July 9th, 2006
(0)
This is EXTREMELY underrated.
July 9th, 2006
(0)
oh my
July 9th, 2006
(0)
UP THE PUNX!
July 9th, 2006
(0)
goddamn... she sounds like some one raped her with a pickle
July 10th, 2006
(0)
*now fabricating The Pickle Gun*
July 11th, 2006
(0)
Heh...f*ck...heh...
July 11th, 2006
(0)
Ya' Rly
July 12th, 2006
(0)
How is this real?!
July 12th, 2006
(0)
They need to bring the obesity topic back!
July 12th, 2006
(0)
In soviet Russia, pickles hate YOU! And I'd wager that yes, she does have this phobia from some kind of wierd association in her past. I knew a manager at work that feared bananas... Also, cocks.
July 12th, 2006
(0)
Poor Mariah =(
July 12th, 2006
(0)
She doesn't like the shape, which means....
July 13th, 2006
(0)
Funny trick: Ask this girl out, then show up on her doorstep dressed in a giant pickle costume.
July 13th, 2006
(0)
Her boyfriend should paint his dick green and show it to her. ROFL!!!!
July 13th, 2006
(0)
god I have seen this video.. HILARIOUS!!
July 13th, 2006
(0)
AHAHAHAHAA!!! I love these Maury eps!!
July 14th, 2006
(0)
AHAHAHAHAAA
July 15th, 2006
(0)
pickles are destorying my life too!
July 15th, 2006
(0)
PICKLEPHOBIA
July 15th, 2006
(1)
she must be lesbian.
July 16th, 2006
(0)
lmao, saw this on vh1 a minute ago
July 16th, 2006
(0)
Is she afraid of cucumbers? They don't have the bumpy texture. What about sliced pickles? They have a different shape AND texture.
July 16th, 2006
(0)
?!
July 16th, 2006
(0)
Look at the source, maury povich
July 17th, 2006
(0)
More accurately, here's a video source on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPtB4MrJILs
July 17th, 2006
(0)
I thought it was a misconception of sound. like pickles = people but... boy was I WRONG! Seriously though, ?ftw
(0)
What about cucumbers?
(0)
I saw that on youtube. That is one messed up chick.
July 20th, 2006
(0)
i never knew people could be THAT messed up
July 21st, 2006
(0)
There was a pickles one? Damn, I missed it! I did see the tin foil one-- hilarious, of course.
July 23rd, 2006
(0)
poor pickle girl
July 24th, 2006
(0)
Ahahahha IF I went to school with her I Would take out a pickle out of my pocket when she gets near me
July 26th, 2006
(0)
I remember seeing a talk show once where a guest was afraid of buttons (of the shirt variety) so they brought out a wheelbarrow full of buttons and she tweaked. Some people, I guess.
July 26th, 2006
(0)
Hardest I've laughed in a LONG time.
July 27th, 2006
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
July 27th, 2006
(0)
Seeing the video in it's entirity is even more funny. They have her go to a pickle factory and then she runs and screams around the studio when they bring out a platter of pickles. lol
July 27th, 2006
(0)
^Of course, may I'm sure have already seen it. :/
July 28th, 2006
(0)
Wow. Just wow. "OMG TEH piCULZ ARe REWENING MY LIeF" then don't eat them, retard
(0)
The Baron can relate...
July 28th, 2006
(0)
WTF
July 29th, 2006
(0)
YOU NEED TO ADD THE LITTLE SQUEEKY SOUND FROM WHEN YOU RUB TWO PICKLES TOGETHER
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heh heh, Maury Povich, you crazy bastard.
July 30th, 2006
(0)
This inspired me to kick it up a notch: http://alsopickles.ytmnd.com/
July 31st, 2006
(0)
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July 31st, 2006
(0)
Ever see the one with the guy who was scared of peaches? They ambushed him with baskets of peaches and chased him around until he collapsed in a corner and cried.
August 2nd, 2006
(0)
Folks, she's afraid of the size, shape, and texture of pickles. What they didn't expound upon was her fear of "drunk uncles" and "whiskey breath."
August 3rd, 2006
(0)
People say Maury is fake, but I know someone who went on there. This is great
August 4th, 2006
(0)
It's pretty obvious that she was acting... but then again everyone on the Maury show is an actor. Still entertaining though.
August 4th, 2006
(0)
Umm... she really said that? Jesus Christ...
August 5th, 2006
(0)
Oh god, that show is awful
August 6th, 2006
(0)
Ok, that made me laugh, hard.
August 6th, 2006
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August 7th, 2006
(0)
so amazing
August 7th, 2006
(0)
o m g, rofl
August 10th, 2006
(0)
haha i saw this episode online haha
August 12th, 2006
(0)
Pickles destroy my life too :(
August 13th, 2006
(0)
not the pickles
August 14th, 2006
(0)
does this mean she hates penis cause it reminds her of pickles???
August 14th, 2006
(0)
lol, they bring here into the factory, now that's f*cked up hahaha
August 15th, 2006
(0)
hahahahaha
August 16th, 2006
(0)
I want to see your pussy, show it to me.^-^
August 18th, 2006
(0)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iPtB4MrJILs The rest is even funnier.
August 18th, 2006
(0)
my grandfathers a pickle bitch
August 19th, 2006
(0)
I love Maury
August 19th, 2006
(0)
I SAW THIS EPISODE OOOOLOOLO
August 20th, 2006
(0)
she hates pickles!
August 20th, 2006
(0)
this is too funny to ignore
August 22nd, 2006
(0)
i
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
omg lol
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
I saw this show rofl
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Nice image lol...
August 24th, 2006
(0)
OMG all you 4 vote f*gs can shove it! This is a solid 5 lololol
August 24th, 2006
(0)
The music is what especially makes this funny. ^_^
August 25th, 2006
(0)
Is this real????
August 25th, 2006
(0)
Pickles killed my father, and raped my mother!
August 26th, 2006
(0)
Who is this mariah? Oh well, its funny. Five'd.
August 26th, 2006
(0)
Can a girl be a douche? I foresee a 50 yrs old virgin.
August 26th, 2006
(0)
Children in Africa are dying of hunger, others get to sleep at night wondering if they'll wake up with a bomb in their bed, and that stupid whore is affraid of pickle. Lol at acting, Maury's show is even more fake than pro-wrestling.
August 27th, 2006
(0)
Im scared of that girl... O_____o""
August 27th, 2006
(0)
THIS SH*T ISN'T FUNNY PICKLES RUINED MY LIFE TOO
August 28th, 2006
(0)
lmfao who dies from a pickle
August 28th, 2006
(0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0CIdvEnMY theres the video..the one thats commented here allready was removed..this video is f*cking funny sh*t
August 29th, 2006
(0)
:'(
August 30th, 2006
(0)
THIS VEGETABLE IS RUINING MY LIFE AND IT IS THE VEGETABLE'S FAULT NOT MINE I AM A VICTIM BOO HOO. Gets a 1. Don't take it as an insult, The Mayor. The problem isn't you, it's the idiot girl. She's too stupid to be funny.
August 30th, 2006
(0)
You know, I hate pickles too. They look and smell nasty. I mean I'm not afraid of them or anything, but yeah pickles can be pretty gross.
August 31st, 2006
(0)
Making food is just like science
August 31st, 2006
(0)
funny cause its true LMFAO
August 31st, 2006
(0)
wow i can't believe this is real please tell me, for the sake of humanity, that it's fake
August 31st, 2006
(0)
The thing I hate most about pickles is the shape, the texture of it, the color, the... ualuealuealeuale!
September 2nd, 2006
(0)
I saw this when it first aired. She is very bad actress.
September 2nd, 2006
(0)
Im sick of theese Motha F*ckin pickles on this Motha F*ckin YTMND!
September 3rd, 2006
(0)
Yup, Saw someone on maury or somesh*t deathly afraid of mustard.
September 4th, 2006
(0)
>_> You can always just not buy them
September 4th, 2006
(0)
Isn't this the chick who works as a waitress?
September 4th, 2006
(0)
4 for the audio
September 4th, 2006
(0)
wtf lmao
September 5th, 2006
(0)
k pickles
September 5th, 2006
(0)
Wwwwwhat if someone wants a pickle?
September 6th, 2006
(0)
ZOMG THIS YTMND DELIVERS
September 6th, 2006
(0)
Dumb bitch get over your pickle fear
September 7th, 2006
(0)
That image plus her bitchy whining is comedy gold.
September 7th, 2006
(0)
Those damn pickles!
September 7th, 2006
(0)
XD PIckles own!
September 7th, 2006
(0)
This was maury, right? He's a real bastard, how he taunts them with their phobias.
September 8th, 2006
(0)
AH HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
September 13th, 2006
(0)
When I saw the title I thought it was gonna be a Dew Army site with a Mariah Carey song that sounded like her saying "I hate pickles" or something.
September 14th, 2006
(0)
haha, I wish she had some other irrational fear...like a fear of air, so she would try to sufficate herself on a daily basis.
September 16th, 2006
(0)
Maybe if she learned to USE the pickle...
September 17th, 2006
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I don't even remember how the hell I saw this. I think the TV was tuned to the channel when I turned it on to play a game. Since I'm from Texas and pickles go on everything down here, I almost pissed myself laughing.
September 17th, 2006
(0)
That was the only episode of Maury Povitch or w/e his name is I ever saw.
September 19th, 2006
(0)
The pickles have captured me. Please send help.
September 19th, 2006
(0)
Pickles was not her baby's daddy LOLOLOL
September 19th, 2006
(0)
hahaha i saw that one! it waws halarieus! 5d!
September 20th, 2006
(0)
damn those pickels... damn them to helll!
September 21st, 2006
(0)
lolz
September 24th, 2006
(0)
Wow, that's a wimpy-ass girl right there.
September 24th, 2006
(0)
XFD!~ Pickles are evil. We should destroy them all.
September 24th, 2006
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I saw the video of this. Maury is an idiot. The girl was sexually abused when she was very young, and subconsciously developed a fear of pickles because it reminds her of male genitalia and being raped. She displaced her fear of male genitalia into pickles so that she could still live a normal life (boyfriend, sex, etc..) but never overcame her bad memories of being abused. I can't believe these idiots get paid millions for day-time talk shows. Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkJazl9_Y
September 24th, 2006
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oops, here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0CIdvEnMY
September 26th, 2006
(0)
wicked
September 27th, 2006
(0)
what does she think about cucumbers? http://cucumber.ytmnsfw.com/
September 27th, 2006
(-1)
stupid
October 4th, 2006
(0)
F*cking sweet.
October 7th, 2006
(0)
I don't care if it's real or not, it's so stupid it's funny!
October 8th, 2006
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...so don't buy pickles, what's the problem?
October 8th, 2006
(0)
LAWLZ
October 9th, 2006
(0)
I watched that episode. XDD so funny. Also, remember the lady that was scared of mustard? Or balloons? Or band-aids? XD so funny to watch.
October 9th, 2006
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i saw that episode. they didn't want to help her, they just wanted to shove pickles in her face and watch her run and cry in fear. i wonder what it would be like to order a hamburger. you can ask for no pickles, but they forget half the time, so every bite would be like playing russian roulette.
October 10th, 2006
(0)
Oh lord that's funny.
October 12th, 2006
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That is amazing.
October 12th, 2006
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lol, makes alot more sense after watching the video XD
October 15th, 2006
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What did the pickles do to her?
October 20th, 2006
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shes about to turn emo.
October 20th, 2006
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i hate pickles too but not that bad but if you get to know me one of the first things you know about me is i hate pickles i also saw one where this girl was afraid of baloons its hilarius how on that show they show them a ton of what they are afraid of and they get really freaked out..
October 20th, 2006
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http://bahbahbobop.ytmnd.com/
October 20th, 2006
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BITC GOT PICKLD
October 21st, 2006
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THE PICKLES!
October 22nd, 2006
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i saw that episode, she was srying and they were basically throwing pickles in her face and i was like OMG STFU you pansy bitch theyre just vegetables. I wonder what she would do if you tried to put one in her twat.
October 26th, 2006
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Is she actually talking about Pickles? Oooooooh, that last noise she makes XD.
October 26th, 2006
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http://www.glumbert.com/media/pickles Found the video!!!
October 30th, 2006
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What the f*ck?
November 1st, 2006
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I like pickles.
November 2nd, 2006
(0)
What a wimp...
November 13th, 2006
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do the one about balloons. im watching the video and laughing my head off!!
November 18th, 2006
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LOL Maury its Satan
November 19th, 2006
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Bizzare, so +5
November 20th, 2006
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lol the ballon one was funnier somone should youtube it
November 20th, 2006
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Racist bitch.
November 22nd, 2006
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gotta be fake
November 29th, 2006
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This YTMND is f*cking amazing. Every element by itself is fiveworthy. WIN!
December 6th, 2006
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ROFL
April 1st, 2007
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LESBIAN! xD
April 16th, 2007
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There but by the grace of God go you, afraid of pickles.
June 5th, 2007
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Good times.
October 25th, 2007
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when i see a pickle i want to throw up and run away
May 9th, 2008
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LOLOL
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