The Un-Funny Truth About Isaac Hayes
Created on: June 29th, 2006
The Un-Funny Truth About Isaac Hayes
Strange facts about scientology and Isaac Hayes refrences: www.isaachayes.com www.wikipedia.org www.foxnews.com

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June 29th, 2006
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meh entertained me
August 11th, 2008
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Rest in Piece.
June 29th, 2006
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My god. That's horrible.
June 29th, 2006
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Duke of New York got f*cked.
June 29th, 2006
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Your audio loop just gets annoying...fast.
June 29th, 2006
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scary sh*t
June 29th, 2006
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Crazy
June 29th, 2006
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soda pop
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audio loop is tolerable, but you should synch it with the text. good content.
June 29th, 2006
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just fix the loop
June 29th, 2006
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a little rediculous.
June 29th, 2006
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took a little long to put the pieces together, and also went too fast on some parts.
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It kinda tickled my balls,but the loop was too short.
June 29th, 2006
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weird
June 29th, 2006
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also tickled my big black salty balls
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My balls too feel tickled. Also f*ck scientology.
June 29th, 2006
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thats old news man
June 29th, 2006
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ill give you a 4 since you used faux news as a source..please find another source and i'll give you a 5.
June 29th, 2006
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STOP SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF ME
June 29th, 2006
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I just hope Isaac Hayes isn't really locked in a dark basement cellar somewhere.
June 29th, 2006
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its hard to read and listen to the loop at the same time - cut the talking in the sound and retain the goodness of this site.
June 29th, 2006
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sh*t, that is one evil f*cking cult.
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1 star for using foxnews as a refrence ya communist
June 29th, 2006
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Balls=tickled. -1 for short-ass loop that kept repeating.
June 30th, 2006
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3.93? WTF guys this is scary sh*t f*cking scientology
June 30th, 2006
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Holy sh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 30th, 2006
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I was going to vote one. But then I noticed you used the correct possessive of Hayes's name. So I will not vote one.
June 30th, 2006
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Fix the loop, but damn, nice job finding this information!
June 30th, 2006
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Scientologist bastards.
June 30th, 2006
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you ruined this fad
June 30th, 2006
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I's like to 5 this, fix the spelling errors...did you have to use fox news?
June 30th, 2006
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foxnews were the only people i could find who had any official news on the subject. heres the article: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,188463,00.html
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Needs some major editing to get better votes.
June 30th, 2006
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3'd, while im sure scientology silenced him, inducing a stroke is just wild speculation without proof. dont make sh*t up, just hurts the anti scientology cause. the facts r scarier then any fiction
June 30th, 2006
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ohyeah, Im not a big fan of fox news aswell :P
June 30th, 2006
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5'd for Fox whiners.
June 30th, 2006
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...
June 30th, 2006
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Wow.
June 30th, 2006
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Make the Audio Longer, otherwise, all is well.
June 30th, 2006
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Issac is probably being held in a scientogist brain wash center right now.
June 30th, 2006
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Could use a little work, but thx for the info.
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loop sucks and the idea that scientologist's induced his stroke seems a bit wild, but I can accept the idea that they might have taken the opportunity to do some damage after he suffered his stroke.
June 30th, 2006
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leave the powerpoint presentations in powerpoint
June 30th, 2006
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5 for showing continued *ssholery from the Scientologists. Also Fox!
June 30th, 2006
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ill bump this up to a 5 if you fix the audio loop, it gets really distracting trying to read after a bit
June 30th, 2006
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also, i would take out the stuff about induced stroke. It's suspect enough with his stroke and dissapearance
June 30th, 2006
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I'm really getting annoyed with this song being used all the time now. 4 / 5 though...
June 30th, 2006
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Maybe they've thrown him in the same cell as Xenu?
June 30th, 2006
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fix the sound cracka
June 30th, 2006
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Good work. Keep it up :)
June 30th, 2006
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Why is it it "Isaac LEE Hayes" on the first page, then "Isaac JAY Hayes" on the second?
June 30th, 2006
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It's OK, not great. BTW, he does still do a radio show in Memphis. I've heard it, and his speech is definitely slurred.
June 30th, 2006
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Interesting
June 30th, 2006
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Yeah man, great information. Boring though.
June 30th, 2006
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bonerson: I made a typo, thanks for noticeing it :)
June 30th, 2006
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http://spscriptorium.com/SPinfo/IsaacHayesLeaves.htm I assume the stroke was not the cause, nor caused by Scientology, but it was being used as an excuse for his leaving to cover up the real reason - his faith. Anyway, this flowed badly.
June 30th, 2006
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Btw, he still does commercials
June 30th, 2006
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"In ten years and over 150 episodes of 'South Park,' Isaac never had a problem with the show making fun of Christians, Muslim, Mormons or Jews," Matt Stone said in a statement issued by the Comedy Central network. http://www.scientomogy.com/isaac_hayes_quites_south_park.php
June 30th, 2006
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Chef returns to South Park from the Super Adventure Club http://www.scientomogy.com/chef_returns_south_park_1.php
June 30th, 2006
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Frames go too fast towards the end and the sound loops before image does. Poor quality, poorly executed, not funny.
June 30th, 2006
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making big sh*t up? but then what about all those deaths at that hotel of theirs.....loop is short STOP USING THE SCARY MUSIC AHHHHH
June 30th, 2006
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Jesus! The looping interview makes reading those huge blocks of text Hell!
June 30th, 2006
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:(
June 30th, 2006
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Ok, is this for real? Because if it is, that's f*cking terrifying.
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they stole our chef
June 30th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
June 30th, 2006
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Where did you come about this information? Not incredibly entertaining 3!
June 30th, 2006
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i was once stopped by a dianetics guy here in Milan...I didn't know by then these guys were so dangerous...SOMEBODY STOP THEM!!!
June 30th, 2006
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Jeeze, Poor Hayes...
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thats f*cked up sh*t dogg
June 30th, 2006
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Thanks for bringing that to my attention.
June 30th, 2006
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depressing
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Isaac Hayes also is on a Scientology Tribute CD http://splurgeonit.ytmnd.com/
June 30th, 2006
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I thought this was going to be something funny. Instead, it's just another pamphlet, and just another thing that would be better as a message board post, especially when there's so much reading involved. And in fact, it was posted on message boards about 3 or 4 months ago. And there have since been various denials and affirmations regarding the Fox News article, so this is not "the end"...
June 30th, 2006
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Very interesting. 5'd for the info
June 30th, 2006
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Gosh, to think, if you didn't use the preloader when there was no sync this woulda been a 5. Shame it was wasted.
June 30th, 2006
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fived. also, lol @ seamanmanman: "does anyone remember shaft? (the movie)" ...because everyone just forgot about it???
June 30th, 2006
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OMG! We've got to save Chef!
June 30th, 2006
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mother f*ckin scientology
June 30th, 2006
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"Btw, he still does commercials" I saw him in a Lay's chips spot two weeks ago actually. Does that count as a public appearance? Also didn't like this.
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1 because O&A suck.
June 30th, 2006
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Extend the loop, I can't read while they're talking.
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srsly?
June 30th, 2006
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yeo
June 30th, 2006
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more reason why scientology is the scum of society
June 30th, 2006
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I was just thinking about this all the other night... About how Isaac Hayes just left the show... and then I was thinking of the brainwashed Katie Holmes... we need to stop Scientology. :|
June 30th, 2006
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Only we can stop this cult from spreading completely out of control guys we MUST ressurect Jesus
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wtf man. scientology is doing it again.
June 30th, 2006
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I was listening to XM when O&A had him on. This interview happened about 3 weeks before he quit Sout Park. In 3 weeks Scientology beat the master pimp down..so sad and scary.
June 30th, 2006
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4 for effort.
June 30th, 2006
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f*ck SCIENTOLOGY
June 30th, 2006
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you spelled oxygen wrong. And some of the images cycle by too fast. Interesting though.
June 30th, 2006
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I think everyone already knew about this in the first place. Not really revealing anything most people don't already know.
June 30th, 2006
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Great, just fix the audio.
June 30th, 2006
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To be honest, its the worst "investigation/unfunny truth" ytmnd I've seen yet. I'll give you a 2 because I don't like giving 1s.
June 30th, 2006
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Seriously, this whole thing reeks of BS... isaac isn't the kind of guy to get offended easily.. he had no problem with the 10 billion black jokes on South Park before.
June 30th, 2006
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We need to free Xenu to defeat Scientology and save Isaac!
June 30th, 2006
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Fox News is not a reputable source, much like wikipedia. Also your skills at typing are terrible, and most people already knew all the information here.
June 30th, 2006
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Wow, old and also there isn't anything 'mysterious' about this. All you had to do was watch the news a month or two ago and you'd of known all this already.
June 30th, 2006
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All these scientolgy ytmnds freak me the f*ck out.
June 30th, 2006
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OKay... f*ck this sh*t.
June 30th, 2006
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I feel kind of sorry for him really... the episode where they killed Chef off was indicative that Matt and Trey felt he'd been brainwashed away from them; probably what happened.
June 30th, 2006
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5'd for O&A. I would give this a 10.
June 30th, 2006
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Would 5 it if the audio loop wasn't way, way too short. 4'ed. :)
June 30th, 2006
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Those f*cking bastards. Also, fix the audio loop.
June 30th, 2006
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this is some pretty scary sh*t
June 30th, 2006
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2 dollars for the bridge? sold! thats a bargain
June 30th, 2006
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OWEN A PARTY ROCK!
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f*ckING KILL SCIENTOLOGY! THOSE f*ckING BASTARDS! OH XENU THEY KILLED CHEF! YOU BASTARDS! CHEF IS AWESOME AND THEY KILLED HIM FOR f*ckS SAKE! THE f*ckING KILLED HIM! THEY RUIN SOCIETY! THOSE f*ckING BASTARDS!
June 30th, 2006
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4 because the loop is too short.
June 30th, 2006
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yawn... too much reading and kinda a stretch to believe
June 30th, 2006
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While it may be hard to believe that the stroke was induced by other scientoligists, it's a pretty dramatic change in attitude. Especially when this attitude is a view about something he's done for nine years. It is possible he was simply coverring up what he really felt, or more likely that he was pressured into the reaction. And knowing scientologist's actions it's pretty safe to say it was most likely at least pressuring on Isaac if nothing else.
June 30th, 2006
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That's exactly what I thought when I first found out that Hayes quit.
June 30th, 2006
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Interesting. There are some logical leaps made here, but I can easily see something like this occuring.
June 30th, 2006
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wtf is with scientology. there should be some government itervention or at least and investigation.
June 30th, 2006
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Man, what the hell... These guys are the worst mafia... damn... Hey guys, 5 it so that ti goes up and all see it what is really going on man... Stop these crazy people...
June 30th, 2006
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sonmeone post links to unfunny scientoloy series on BBC...
June 30th, 2006
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Scientology is ghey. 5'd
June 30th, 2006
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he's such a f*ckin idiot. i liked him until i found out he was a cultist
June 30th, 2006
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heh finally got to the end of that long *ss image. sucks to be him :(
June 30th, 2006
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Research FTW.
June 30th, 2006
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nice good job getting on the top 15
June 30th, 2006
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Ohhh, you crazy scientologists. Hey, have fun in hell!!!
June 30th, 2006
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5 for using fox news
June 30th, 2006
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We need to give Al-Qaeda directions to Scientology HQ, that way we can kill 2 birds with one stone: less scientologists and terrorists.
June 30th, 2006
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Holy sh*t.
June 30th, 2006
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scientology scares me.
July 1st, 2006
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that sh*t gives me nightmares
July 1st, 2006
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Full interview: http://afro202.com/archive/xm-oav/ONAXM-12-19-05-(Issac-Hayes).mp3
July 3rd, 2006
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HE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED, LET'S ROLL!
July 4th, 2006
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Interesting...
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I never downvote! call me upvotertron V5.0 my evil twin is V0.0 some day ill get him!oh...ya..http://www.piczo.com/allaboutsouthpark?g=3970152&cr=3 theres a episode of it, unfourtnatly, its made by two people...John Smith, and Jane Smith, THEY SPAM THEIR NAME ALL OVER THE CREDITS! SPAMZOR V3.33333333333 ILL GET YOU@!!@!
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Wtf my vote got screwed up somehow...OMFG!
July 6th, 2006
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sh*t!
July 10th, 2006
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"When the time comes (to actually DO something about Scientology), come to this place. Call our name. We will be here."
July 11th, 2006
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WE MUST START A REVOLUTION,WE MUST TAKE DOWN SCIENTOLOGY BY THE POWER OF THE INTERNET!!!!!
July 11th, 2006
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wow, very informative
July 18th, 2006
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this sh*ts starting to get freaky
July 20th, 2006
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that's crazy
July 21st, 2006
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When did he make that Lays commercial anyways?
July 23rd, 2006
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too fast
July 25th, 2006
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Wtf... I'm glad you made this. It's really werid that Isaac would just quit, 9 years of satire on any faith, he knew this was gonna happen sometime. I also believe it's not really him that's quiting...
July 26th, 2006
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Wow, scientology is just f*cking dumb. Too bad Isaac is that f*cking stupid.
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man =I
August 1st, 2006
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so long...
August 1st, 2006
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fix the audio so its all the same levels or some junk.
August 1st, 2006
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Too bad he was stupid enough to get in it in the first place. These people are scary, and they will be stopped one of these days.
August 8th, 2006
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August 12th, 2006
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That's pretty f*cked up. I have a lot more respect, not to mention concern about Issac Hayes now. Thanks for posting that. Also f*ck scientology.
August 16th, 2006
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Thanks for making this, I was wondering if I was the only one finding the stroke suspicous...
August 16th, 2006
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The Scientology plot continues to thicken... Interesting.
August 16th, 2006
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Makes your think if this accually is really happening
August 16th, 2006
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Fived. Keep spreading the word! http://spscientology.ytmnd.com
August 17th, 2006
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5
August 31st, 2006
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ISAAC DOENST ACT TO BE CHEF. I LIKED SOUTH PARK BETTER WHEN THEY CUSSED AND HAD FUN INSTEAD OF LAMPOONING ERRY1 WHO MAKES THEM MAD WITH THESE REPETITIVE *SS JOKES. AUDIO CLIP NEEDS TO BE LONGER AND IT NEEDS TO BE IN FULL LOOP AND NOT BE A RIP OFF OF SMOOTHMEDIA
September 17th, 2006
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jesus f*cking christ dude, the more I learn about scientology, the more scared i get. this....this is ten kinds of f*cked up.
November 20th, 2006
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I have chills all over - scientologist FREAK me out! THis summer, they had a big concert in Union Square. I stopped to watch, not knowing who the bithc on stage was, but saw this large crowd of people singing and watching on big screens - and in the very back was a small poster saying sponored ny the church of scientology. THey know we are freaked out by them, so they are very careful to not scream their name out loud - stop them!! Any religion that charges you dues to be a part of it is CROOKED!!!!
March 17th, 2007
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wow...
February 1st, 2008
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sad
August 10th, 2008
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Goodnight Sweet Prince.