TUBE THEORY SHALL SOON BE EXPLAINED
Created on: August 4th, 2006
TUBE THEORY SHALL SOON BE EXPLAINED
Senator Ted Stevens want's to go to the daily show and explain his tube theory which he has gotten confirmed by "scientists"
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August 4th, 2006
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this is going to be f*cking awesome
August 4th, 2006
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Can't wait
August 4th, 2006
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:D
August 4th, 2006
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^^^
August 4th, 2006
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It's a series of boobs!
August 4th, 2006
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TAKE OFF THE f*ckING TEXT. Also nice find. Jon Stewart is a great man.
August 4th, 2006
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awesome sound mix
August 4th, 2006
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I will watch it
August 4th, 2006
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Thanks for bringing this to everyone's attention. Nice remix, too(bes).
August 4th, 2006
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I don't watch TDS much, but I will make sure to tune in.
August 4th, 2006
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A big scientist told him!
August 4th, 2006
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remove text, and put "" around "Scientists" in your description
August 4th, 2006
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This should be fun, bet we'll get a bunch more good quotes! XD
August 4th, 2006
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That's going to be f*cking creamy
August 4th, 2006
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They need to bring in Tim-Berners Lee to debate with the senator. That'd clear the tubes issue up real damn fast.
August 4th, 2006
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When's he gonna be on? I want to record it and keep it forever.
August 4th, 2006
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Remove the text.
August 4th, 2006
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BTW, nice remix.
August 4th, 2006
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A big scientist? He pulled out the big guns now!
August 4th, 2006
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LOL, he's going to get reemed.
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righty, updated it now, took away the text as some wished, and put the " around scientists
August 4th, 2006
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the guys technicaly right, he just called it tubes instead of pipes or tunnels. Tunneling Protocols and Pipestreams... look it up your selves.
August 4th, 2006
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AWESOME. Daily show + tubes will = win
August 4th, 2006
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What day will it air?
August 4th, 2006
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WHEN?!
August 4th, 2006
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well, allegorically speaking, he's pretty close, except its an extremely f*cking complicated matrix of tubes that have size variability. 5'd
August 4th, 2006
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Any idea on when this will be? That was posted on July 29...(also, 3 for informative but it's just a cap, really.)
August 4th, 2006
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The internet is a series of trucks (servers) connected by tubes (internet connections).
August 4th, 2006
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Big Truck!
August 4th, 2006
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Anyone know the date?
August 4th, 2006
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lol i cant wait, any idea what day he's going to be on?
August 4th, 2006
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Loved it! Reminded me of http://monkeyintube.ytmnd.com/
August 4th, 2006
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wow
August 4th, 2006
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fresh meat for ytmnd(prepare for the fad to explode and get bigger than ever)
August 4th, 2006
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Remixes r is funny. Needs more NEDM though.
August 4th, 2006
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The internet is a lot like a series of tubes.
August 4th, 2006
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Oh, dear God. I'm going to orgasm when I see this. I wish he would go on Colbert instead, though.
August 4th, 2006
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Yeah, like the other guy said, he's technically right, so he might be able to successfully argue it. It's just the way he initially said it that made it obvious he wasn't sure what he was talking about.
August 4th, 2006
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BTW I wish it was on Colbert instead
August 4th, 2006
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Oh... thats gonna be good! I hope Stewart gets stomped!
August 4th, 2006
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Techincally right? Sorry guys, but, technically speaking, you're wrong. The internet isn't "tube-like". It's a network. Networks aren't blasted through pipes as network clogging doesn't occur within the actual cables themselves. Any kind of network data back-up occurs at server-hubs. Pipes and Fiber Optic cables are not simliar in the least. This is basic networking crap that everyone should know, especially an idiot like Ted Stevens.
August 4th, 2006
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The internet is a series of noobs
August 4th, 2006
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PLEASEREMEMBERMAKINGMULTIPLEACCOUNTSISNOTALLOWED
August 4th, 2006
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This will epic, like the Crossfire incident and Osama's Pot and Commie Jizzporium...
August 4th, 2006
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the internet, at least at some physical level, is a series of tubes holding fiber optic cables.... f*gtards
August 4th, 2006
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These tubes never get old.
August 4th, 2006
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Badass
August 4th, 2006
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2'd cause I hate Jon Stewart.
August 4th, 2006
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thank you Mr. Fancypants
August 4th, 2006
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I hate Jon Stewart too and don't get the whole fuss about him. Still 4 for manish's tubesdance remix.
August 4th, 2006
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What's to explain? I mean, it's flagrantly easy to understand!
August 4th, 2006
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Rebutal : Information passes through "nodes" which are like joints for tubes. Score one for the home team.
August 4th, 2006
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that interview will spawn a legion of hilarious ytmnds
August 4th, 2006
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Daily show'd.
August 4th, 2006
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+5 for the tubes fad, -1 for Jon Stewart and -1 for well, Jon Stewart.
August 4th, 2006
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Catchy tune.
August 4th, 2006
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WHEN?!
August 4th, 2006
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The basis of his theory: "it was an analogy"
August 4th, 2006
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oh nice what day is he goin on?
August 4th, 2006
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John Stewart 4tw
August 4th, 2006
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Guys, he's on to us. Lets just admit the internet is a series of tubes before this gets outta hand. How long did you think the "Its just a big truck" theory would last anyways?
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No wonder Ted Stevens thinks the internet is a series of tubes! Hes 82 years old! Lol. He must be going senile hell he is senile lol
August 4th, 2006
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"the internet, at least at some physical level, is a series of tubes holding fiber optic cables.... f*gtards" haha The Internet is the worldwide, publicly accessible network of interconnected computer networks that transmit data by packet switching using the standard Internet Protocol (IP). It is a "network of networks" that consists of millions of smaller domestic, academic, business, and government networks, which together carry various information and services, such as electronic mail, online chat
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Plus Ted Stevens is from Alaska so i guess he won't be too informed on new technologies lol no offense to you alaskans
August 4th, 2006
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Even if they can explain how they're "tubes" they'll have a really hard time explaining how they can be "filled" and how he recieved in-in-internet from his staff.
August 4th, 2006
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Great sound job.
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YOUR OWN PERSONAL INTERNET
August 4th, 2006
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:o
August 4th, 2006
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The best part of the remix is the stuttering that occurs when the music relapses. Awesome remix.
August 4th, 2006
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Put the whole song up. :)
August 4th, 2006
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If this happens, I want to watch. Although I fear it would be so painful and embarrassing that my head might a splode. Lol, my head a splode!
August 4th, 2006
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I hope he does end up on the Daily Show.
August 4th, 2006
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you know the tubes analogy didn't bother me, but the way he was saying net neutrality creates a two-tiered system did. He thought he could get away with claiming his oppenent's argument as his own just by saying, "NU-UH!"
August 4th, 2006
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I agree with those saying it wasn't the fact he said it but rather HOW it was said. In reality, fiber optic cables ARE tubes after all...
August 4th, 2006
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His comment does make sense if you think about it in a certian way so I can understand him wanting to argue about it. He just said it in a odd way that made it look like he didn't know what he was talking about.
August 4th, 2006
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1'd for a news story with sound - however relavent or interesting it is, this isn't what YTMND is about - but +2 for sound mix
August 4th, 2006
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Its a Series of Tubes, also horseraces.
August 4th, 2006
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I might not have chosen to use the word 'tubes' in his place, but the Internet is INDEED alot like a serious of tubes... Although if he had used "sewer plumming", it would've been quite more fitting, and quite more humourus.
August 4th, 2006
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I'm looking forward to it as well. BUT ITS A NEWS STORY SCREENSHOT, which somehow is more important to upvote over original content?
August 4th, 2006
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It's funny, thanks for posting it. But to be honest, the tubes analogy isn't really that bad. I mean, it's not the word I would use, but I mean it's close. We commonly refer to connections as pipes or pipelines, and a pipe is technically a tube.
August 4th, 2006
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People fail at metaphors.
August 4th, 2006
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i hope they do a full on demonstration
August 4th, 2006
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"big scientist" lololo
August 4th, 2006
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this music must be on the next soundtrack
August 4th, 2006
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Win.
August 4th, 2006
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He sounds like Bush's long lost brother.
August 4th, 2006
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1 for the Daily Show.
August 4th, 2006
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Actually, he is correct. The internet IS a series of tubes. Tubes being cables.
August 4th, 2006
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omg teds gonna get raped!
August 4th, 2006
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Well the allegory is only sort of correct. It's so simple as to leave out technicalities that allow for adjustment in regards to the problems he's referencing.
August 4th, 2006
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zomg!!! I thought the internet ran through the sewers with little oompa loompas carrying information!! I see that I was misinformed...
August 4th, 2006
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Right, that's now my new ring tone.
August 4th, 2006
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Killborn is superior.
August 4th, 2006
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Killborn was okay
August 4th, 2006
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can't wait
August 4th, 2006
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John Stewart is going to rape him.... verbally
August 4th, 2006
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-1 for article reaking of self-importance
August 4th, 2006
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he should play this song as the senator walks onto the set
August 4th, 2006
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OMG WHEN?
August 4th, 2006
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Yeah the Senetor is right... the internet is a serise of tubes when compared to a big truck WOW i never through of it like that
August 4th, 2006
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f*cking pulsediver
August 4th, 2006
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THE SCIENTISTS TOLD ME!!
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I could die happy if I never saw Jon Stewart's face ever again.
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WOW, from ytmnds with like 10 views and 3 votes to 4.04,412votes and 8,005 views. Thanks for the awesome response to this ytmnd!
August 5th, 2006
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post the origonal song name.
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sorry dont have it
August 5th, 2006
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AWESOME!!!
August 9th, 2006
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omg... Annie Wu?? i think i know her!!
August 10th, 2006
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Lol, the innernet is not a truck.
August 11th, 2006
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Only a certain amount of data can flow through a single cable at once, as a certain amount of water can flow through a tube or pipe at once. Servers and PCs are more akin to, say, toilets. FO is just a really, really big pipe. And guess what, your water system also uses really really big pipes to pump water to other houses than yours. Anyone who's had a DDOS attack knows that the tubes CAN be clogged.
August 11th, 2006
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we need the epic music
August 20th, 2006
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Hehe fat guy in a lab coat
August 23rd, 2006
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roflroflrofl@stewarthaters
August 24th, 2006
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August 24th, 2006
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3'd this becaues for one, I need an actual date before +1. Also, it said he would LIKE to go on TDS which doesn't mean he WILL.
August 24th, 2006
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This will be an epic battle of wits. Ted Stevens VS Common sense. WHO SHALL PREVAIL
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YES!!
August 24th, 2006
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if Jon Stewart wasn't a complete Rick Mercer ripoff I might actually care
August 24th, 2006
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More material for us XD
August 24th, 2006
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oh man I hope we can download this... I don't get that show here :(
August 24th, 2006
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A BIG SCIENTIST TOLD HIM!
August 24th, 2006
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That big scientist sounds like a really smart guy.
August 24th, 2006
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Ill be watching.
August 24th, 2006
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I want to touch oyu. =*
August 24th, 2006
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what date?
August 24th, 2006
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whooooo! When is this going to be on?
August 24th, 2006
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Love that song. Love daily show. love tubes.
August 24th, 2006
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ted stevens doesn't know sh*t. who appointed this man
August 24th, 2006
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I really really hope he comes on. Should be halarious...
August 24th, 2006
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http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/07/29/senator-willing-to-defend-tubes-on-daily-show/ is full link.
August 24th, 2006
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Enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
August 24th, 2006
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August 24th, 2006
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jon stewart downvote
August 25th, 2006
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battle of the century
August 26th, 2006
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IT WAS A F*CKING ANALOGY YOU F*CKING MORONS. IT WAS A PERFECTLY LOGICAL ANALOGY
August 26th, 2006
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he's not a tard because he said pipe can get 'clogged'. he's a tard because 1) he offered the most common bullsh*t argument against net neutrality - capacity has outpaced content to download, and 2) he sounded like a moron doing it.
September 1st, 2006
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That'll be FUN!
September 4th, 2006
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sweet
September 20th, 2006
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But what happens to y-y-your own personal internet?!
September 21st, 2006
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omg awesome, too bad they wont allow jon to embarass him... because he'd get MOIDALIZED
October 23rd, 2007
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TDS host is kind of handsome. Well Ted Stevens too.