Kobayashi Maru
Created on: August 9th, 2006
Kobayashi Maru
You cannot defeat Kirk. (The site formerly known as 'Kirk Uses Epic Hax!')

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August 9th, 2006
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i like, i like
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August 9th, 2006
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This is great. I don't think the people voting here remember that site.
August 9th, 2006
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I do...
August 9th, 2006
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This might be received better if you removed the epic theme.
August 9th, 2006
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What would you suggest instead of the epic theme?
August 9th, 2006
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yeah the epic feels out of place... just keep the tense music... but I'm still 5ing this because it's original AND still funny.
August 9th, 2006
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I just think that this site is of good quality and it is kind of degrading for it to be classified as an "epic" fad site.
August 9th, 2006
(5)
would have been better if he'd photoshopped them both and picked the fish but still awesome :)
August 9th, 2006
(1)
MOUTHF*CK DA MERMAID.
August 9th, 2006
(1)
The original wasn't that funny but 4 for obscure. I like obscure.
August 9th, 2006
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This is extremely clever.
August 9th, 2006
(0)
boobies?
August 9th, 2006
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i remember that site. it was a temporary fad
August 9th, 2006
(0)
That's really funny
August 9th, 2006
(0)
omg, drawn boobies always +5!
August 9th, 2006
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lol kirk FTW
August 9th, 2006
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cheated!
August 9th, 2006
(0)
I don't like to lose, either.
August 9th, 2006
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lol, Kobayashi Maru
May 13th, 2010
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lol, a cute cat that eats a lot of hot dogs
August 9th, 2006
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lol
August 9th, 2006
(0)
awesomeness personified then objectified and put into a ytmnd
August 9th, 2006
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very nice
August 9th, 2006
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nah this is perfect
August 9th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
August 9th, 2006
(0)
Awesome.
August 9th, 2006
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heh..
August 9th, 2006
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Change the music.
August 9th, 2006
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"You cheated!"
August 9th, 2006
(0)
sexcellent
August 9th, 2006
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HAha
August 9th, 2006
(0)
Thats class
August 9th, 2006
(0)
I remember...I also remember the Saw.
August 9th, 2006
(0)
I didn't think I'd like this but I did. Awesome work!
August 9th, 2006
(0)
this rocks so hard.
August 9th, 2006
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Great.
August 9th, 2006
(0)
roofles!
August 9th, 2006
(0)
That gif is huge, wide screen ftw
August 9th, 2006
(-1)
gay
August 9th, 2006
(0)
Hah! Kobayashi Maru am epicly owned. Kirk > all.
August 9th, 2006
(4)
who would have guessed the kobiashi maru consisted of a choice between a woman with the bottom half fish, and a fish with the bottom half woman. If I couldn't change it, I'd choose the one with human top half, because at least she could give you a blow job.
August 9th, 2006
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concept done before and extremely old, but this scene is excellent and still funny. shame this makes use of the epic music, maybe try something like "we are the champions" instead
August 9th, 2006
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the no-win situation had been used before? huh. still rad and pieced together very well. the tense/nightwish music works fine by me.
August 9th, 2006
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a no-win scenario...
August 9th, 2006
(0)
Needs more queen!
August 9th, 2006
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I refuse to vote on this until you remove the 'epic music' - this is its own site, throwing it into the middle of a sh*tty fad is far beneath the work you put into this.
August 9th, 2006
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I was expecting Scotty's walk thu walls hax from Search for Spock. You know the one.
August 9th, 2006
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its fine the way it is
August 9th, 2006
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"I Don't Believe in the no win situation"
August 9th, 2006
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August 9th, 2006
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Class.
August 9th, 2006
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"a no win situation" dun dun dun dun!
August 9th, 2006
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cool
August 9th, 2006
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I give this 20 minutes before there's a fish version made.
August 9th, 2006
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Excellent work.
August 9th, 2006
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...waiting for someone to remake this but with "fish"
August 9th, 2006
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lolol
August 9th, 2006
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I lol'd
August 9th, 2006
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KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 9th, 2006
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Gold
August 9th, 2006
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Let's see picard do that!
August 9th, 2006
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i 4 this because i need a fish version
August 9th, 2006
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Kirk changes outfits
August 9th, 2006
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Funny, but I don't think this an "epic" fad.
August 9th, 2006
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Hah.
August 9th, 2006
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Awesome. I remember that.
August 9th, 2006
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haha, kick ass
August 9th, 2006
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/fapfapfapfapfapfap
August 9th, 2006
(0)
I like how you worked something expected with something unexpected.
August 9th, 2006
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lol XD
August 9th, 2006
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omg thats absurd!!
August 9th, 2006
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5
August 9th, 2006
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I remember that site lol
August 9th, 2006
(0)
Epic photoshop skills.
August 9th, 2006
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Kirk rules. Also, best Star Trek Movie other than perhaps Wrath of KHAAAAAAAAN!
August 9th, 2006
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5
August 9th, 2006
(0)
August 9th, 2006
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lolz! Kirk Pwns!!! I bet Matt Damon couldn't do that if he tried.
August 9th, 2006
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someone should make an infamousx version of this
August 9th, 2006
(0)
I remember those websites....
August 9th, 2006
(0)
OMGWTFHAX!
August 9th, 2006
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Yes, yes!! I do remember that old site too.
August 9th, 2006
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This site is ranked #22 in rating right now.
August 9th, 2006
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I should have known Kirk would find a way.
August 9th, 2006
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Kirk rules, he should lead our war against myspace
August 9th, 2006
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Awesome. Muey Awesome.
August 9th, 2006
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I CAN SEE THE PIXELS
August 9th, 2006
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i agree the epic music should be removed, also the pic is from a manga called shortcuts
August 9th, 2006
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You're in the top 5. GJ.
August 9th, 2006
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omg boobs! jk
August 9th, 2006
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well done. Although classic Star Trek music woulda helped.
August 9th, 2006
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It is green.
August 9th, 2006
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I clicked this, thinking "Oh whoa, this is gonna be good," until I opened it. You only use ub3r h4x for online multiplayer games, dude. Editing a picture isn't ub3r h4x. The point of this YTMND is stupid and random. You LOSE!! Good DAY sir!!
August 9th, 2006
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August 9th, 2006
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NICE!
August 9th, 2006
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lol kirk is always on top of things
August 9th, 2006
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Awesometastic. The epic music works great at the end, keep it.
August 9th, 2006
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great, but u should downplay the epic theme
August 9th, 2006
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gg kirk... show 'em how it's done!
August 9th, 2006
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As author of the original site I'm honored and I wanna tell you I loved this one.
August 9th, 2006
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EXCELLENT!!! *air guitar*
August 9th, 2006
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YOU SIR ARE TEH WINNAR!
August 9th, 2006
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I like!
August 9th, 2006
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I thought I recognized the mgs song! that's awesome, perfect fit :o
August 9th, 2006
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much better now.
August 9th, 2006
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win for the KM
August 9th, 2006
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Would have been funnier if he picked the fish, but still 5-worthy.
August 9th, 2006
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Awesome. Also, c*cks.
August 9th, 2006
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No sir.. I don't like it.
August 9th, 2006
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AFROTECH IS A MERMAID
August 9th, 2006
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perfect
August 9th, 2006
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LOL, GOOD JOB. AND MAY CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD THANK THEE.
August 9th, 2006
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Kirk is the man now, dog!
August 9th, 2006
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It's funny, but what does Kobayashi Maru mean? Also, tits are visible, so nws.
August 9th, 2006
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sweet
August 9th, 2006
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Keep the epic theme. it's good
August 9th, 2006
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Wow, I'm amazed you remembered that site well enough to make this :D
August 9th, 2006
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OMG HAX
December 20th, 2007
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Furry loving stalking f*ggot n*gg*r.
August 9th, 2006
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win win win win win win win win win.
August 9th, 2006
(0)
I like this.
August 9th, 2006
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Would have been better if he made the fish D:
August 9th, 2006
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I reprogrammed the simulation
August 9th, 2006
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This is by far one of my favorite ytmnds this week because it's so funny how the lines and the picture worked so well and spock was all "changed the conditions" cuz he wanted it too mccoy wanted the fish tho... :(
August 9th, 2006
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IT should be C Human not B.
August 9th, 2006
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BOOBS FTW.
August 9th, 2006
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lol suck,
August 9th, 2006
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You cheated! You cheated to make this site too good!
August 9th, 2006
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I'd hit that.
August 9th, 2006
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superbe
August 9th, 2006
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Monstrous.
August 9th, 2006
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kirk forever
August 9th, 2006
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http://kirkfails.ytmnd.com/
August 9th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
August 9th, 2006
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Well done.
August 9th, 2006
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booo, ps 7.0
August 10th, 2006
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id hit it
August 10th, 2006
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YTMND's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember...Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
August 10th, 2006
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Perfect! XD 5ish
August 10th, 2006
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winner
August 10th, 2006
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Kirk is such a wanker.
August 10th, 2006
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Brilliant.
August 10th, 2006
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How many ytmnder actually did this?
August 10th, 2006
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win
August 10th, 2006
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Killer.
August 10th, 2006
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I dont like to lose.
August 10th, 2006
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he cheated!
August 11th, 2006
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FWAP FWAP
August 11th, 2006
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bitch
August 11th, 2006
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Well... double dumb-ass on you!
August 11th, 2006
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I've never seen a Kano transformation!
August 11th, 2006
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XD
August 11th, 2006
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wins
August 12th, 2006
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LOL
August 12th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 12th, 2006
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5d for making the copy of photoshop licensed to James T. Kirk
August 13th, 2006
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oh, what the hell
August 13th, 2006
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Awesome
August 13th, 2006
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Priceless but I think it would be better wihout the epic maneuver music.
August 13th, 2006
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EPIC
August 14th, 2006
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"Well... double dumb-ass on you!" Even if nothing else, 5 for this. :)
August 14th, 2006
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Shouldnt it say C: Human?
August 16th, 2006
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Hehehe...Nice.
August 17th, 2006
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Funny, but... the name is baffling.
August 17th, 2006
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Get rid of the epic music at the end. It's out of place.
August 18th, 2006
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Coolness. 5
August 20th, 2006
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Nice!
August 22nd, 2006
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What's wrong with epic music?
August 23rd, 2006
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August 24th, 2006
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nice audio... very funny
August 24th, 2006
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twin tailed siren ftw
August 25th, 2006
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SIGMAECHO I HEART YOU SO MUCH
August 26th, 2006
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love it
August 26th, 2006
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It was great!
August 26th, 2006
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Wow, you just created on of my favorite ytmnds... I love the fact that he screwed starfleet over. Although, yeah, you should replace that music with, say, the parts of the music from "http://graphicstribute.ytmnd.com/".
August 30th, 2006
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Go Kirk!!!
August 30th, 2006
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He cheated. lawl.
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I don't believe in the no win scenario.
September 12th, 2006
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YES
September 13th, 2006
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Bwahahaha!
September 17th, 2006
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I'd take option A because I could always f*ck her face.
October 12th, 2006
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It is green. Also, kirk magical costume change FTW
October 27th, 2006
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There's just one PROBLEM, she's a human with NO HANDS!
August 2nd, 2007
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55555555555555
November 23rd, 2007
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holy sh*t i did that a loooong time ago to that same picture!!
July 9th, 2008
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MGS Twin Snakes = WIN
September 14th, 2009
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Wow, back from the dead.
September 14th, 2009
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1 for not using Photoshop CS4.
September 14th, 2009
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EPIC.
September 14th, 2009
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wow something good on the front page
September 14th, 2009
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I like the Epic music. Sure, it was overused on a lot of crap sites, but this one is decent. People should be hating on the bad sites that overused Ghost Love Score.
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lol old sites