Live Longer. Stare At Tits.
Created on: August 12th, 2006
Live Longer. Stare At Tits.
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August 12th, 2006
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That's a lie. They tested it on Brainiac. Hmm. Maybe those brits are can't test sh*t right.
August 12th, 2006
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Thank you
August 12th, 2006
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Well I f*cked that sentence up.
August 12th, 2006
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I better get right on this...
August 12th, 2006
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old
August 12th, 2006
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It doesnt work for me. :( I have erectile dis-functions.
August 12th, 2006
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great, just what guys were looking for...justification
August 12th, 2006
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awesome, I have an excuse now.
August 12th, 2006
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Article lies, this is increasing my risk for a stroke.
August 12th, 2006
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old, unoriginal, hot
August 12th, 2006
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would've been a higher vote if this article weren't at least 4 years old.
August 13th, 2006
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LOL
August 13th, 2006
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definetly bullsh*t but still awesome
August 13th, 2006
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would have been higher but old and those womens hips and stomach look very gross.
August 13th, 2006
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breast implants don't count. =^.^=
August 13th, 2006
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boobs = 5
August 13th, 2006
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source: 4chan
August 13th, 2006
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i am going to live forever
August 13th, 2006
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I've seen the article as a ytmnd before but you pulled it off better than they did
August 13th, 2006
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if staring at tits really makes you live longer, im never gonna die.
August 13th, 2006
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lol that is so hard to read that article, because your eyes are pulled away every 2 seconds
August 13th, 2006
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i would do degrading things to the 2nd girl
August 13th, 2006
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REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!! REE REE REE!!!
August 13th, 2006
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Okay...
August 13th, 2006
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http://gayoldman.ytmnd.com no no, that's old man.
August 13th, 2006
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cite your sources properly, that article was from the onion.
August 13th, 2006
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This is probally fake but. This was disproved on that show on G4, I forget their name now its like mythbusters. They had twins, 1 stared (lol) at womens breasts for an hour and the other worked out.. The one who worked out turned out better.
August 13th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
August 13th, 2006
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August 13th, 2006
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The only reason you get a 2 instead of a 1 is because I'm 19, and I like tits. The article is super duper old, and on top of that, it's already on YTMND. Also, the music doesn't really compliment anything the YTMND is about.
August 13th, 2006
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Woo!
August 13th, 2006
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my music is better rofl http://breastsftw.ytmnd.com/
August 13th, 2006
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the music is oddly transfixing. plus, well, you know. :)
August 13th, 2006
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Wow. If only I could stare at tits all day instead of exercising. Wait! I can! Will it be just as good as exercise? Who the f*ck cares, they're tits!
August 13th, 2006
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:P
August 13th, 2006
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...I assume this aplies to all porn and faping as well? I can only hope (because I'm too lazy to look into it myself)
August 13th, 2006
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there is a god.
August 13th, 2006
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Thank you for a practical approach for living well. Of course, you get added exercise when you get to beat the living crap out of their jealous boyfriends that catch you.
August 13th, 2006
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lol for contradicting itself. solwer pulse rates? umm..
August 13th, 2006
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"source: 4chan" seconded
August 13th, 2006
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Disproved by Brainiac and probably Mythbusters, but 4 for tits.
August 13th, 2006
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Should be properly cited, or stated as false so as not to not lead to trash
August 13th, 2006
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The one on the left is SO a lesbian. I can tell.
August 13th, 2006
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Thank you for extending my life.
August 13th, 2006
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ohh so that's why i'm not fat
August 13th, 2006
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i saw this story about 5 years ago in the paper... then 3 seperate people (including my mom o.O) have e-mailed it to me. Funny thing is... IT'S NOT FUNNY! But, +1 for the tits in the picture, anyway.
August 13th, 2006
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Bullsh*t. But who's gonna stop me?
August 13th, 2006
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Combines me two loves. Tits, and living.
August 13th, 2006
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eh, +2 for hot bitches though
August 13th, 2006
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This is an old article
August 13th, 2006
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YES YES
August 13th, 2006
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AND HER SH*T AINT REALLY ALL THAT BEAT UP
August 13th, 2006
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spread the word!
August 13th, 2006
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5'd for boobs and giving me a good, justifiable reason to stare at them.
August 13th, 2006
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Well. I guess I'm going to live quite awhile. I wonder if staring at a pair of tits can stop a heart attack?
August 13th, 2006
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through staring at breasts.
August 13th, 2006
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There is a god lol.
August 13th, 2006
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ass 'n titties
August 13th, 2006
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it was funnier 8 months ago... http://breastsftw.ytmnd.com/ twEEker used a better song too.
August 13th, 2006
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sportsbybrooks
August 13th, 2006
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fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
August 13th, 2006
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5 for my health
August 13th, 2006
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lol i can find fake articles too.
August 13th, 2006
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sources or gtfo
August 13th, 2006
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This Leads Me To a Startling Discovery.....Gay Guys Are Less Healthy Than Straight Men, Yeah, we're men but you are guys.....if you made an opposite to this it would be a great PTKFGS or GayYTMND if there were a gay guy ignoring the girls....
August 13th, 2006
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Older than Jesus.
August 13th, 2006
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Hopefully this applies to virtual pictures or this is useless to this community.
August 13th, 2006
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i wish
August 13th, 2006
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well i got my half hour workout...also chick on left is way hotter then chick on right
August 13th, 2006
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RAmen.
August 13th, 2006
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awesome!
August 13th, 2006
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I feel enlightened
August 13th, 2006
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WOoohooo, i'm living to be 200.
August 13th, 2006
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nothing personal, just, my friend made this 9 months ago.
August 13th, 2006
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http://breastsftw.ytmnd.com/
August 13th, 2006
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No author of any articles in the NEJM named K. Weatherby, going back 31 years.
August 13th, 2006
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holy sh*t, sound loop hurts my ears
August 13th, 2006
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I'm gunna live forever.
August 13th, 2006
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You lose at the game of urban legends: http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.htm
August 13th, 2006
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They can conduct bullsh*t "studies" to prove or disprove anything. If the researcher is not of excellent repute (say, the Harvard Health Journal), I won't believe such ridiculous things.
August 13th, 2006
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I AM INVINCIBLE!
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I'm gonna live to be 150.
August 13th, 2006
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5 for chicks, the source is here BTW http://sportsbybrooks.com/
August 13th, 2006
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Partaking in that activity gets me slapped. That's not healthful. This ytmnd is bull****!
August 13th, 2006
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volcans must watch a lot of porn
August 13th, 2006
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to answer your question (google?) NO... google is NOT a source
August 13th, 2006
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...I'm...I'm so happy.
August 13th, 2006
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Thanks now I can live longer so I can stare at more tits... I will live forever!
August 13th, 2006
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+1 for boobies.
August 13th, 2006
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As a doctor of Internets, I agree with this article.
August 13th, 2006
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yum sports by brooks girls. I don't even like sports. http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/
August 13th, 2006
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old image
August 13th, 2006
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old
August 13th, 2006
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5'ed for great tits.
August 13th, 2006
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Doesn't that survey just show that straight guys who stare at breasts are healthier than straight guys who don't stare at breasts? It's not that if you stare at breasts it'll make you healthier...
August 13th, 2006
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^^ Farmageddon: "If the researcher is not of excellent repute (say, the Harvard Health Journal), I won't believe such ridiculous things." ... like the NEW ENGLAND MOTHERF*CKING JOURNAL OF MEDICINE is some fly-by-night huckster rag. You're as fake as the story. If you had half a brain you could smell the bullsh*t. But you want to argue about provenence, huh ? I wave my private parts at you.
August 13th, 2006
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hardest article to read......ever!
August 13th, 2006
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Now I have an excuse. :D
August 13th, 2006
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(oh I forgot to mention, look at heffner, he owns playboy and hes 80, yet hes walkin around healthy and fine)
August 13th, 2006
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thanks I didn't feel like fapping tonight and you just changed my mind
August 13th, 2006
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It's funny because most guys who stare at boobs all day die young.
August 13th, 2006
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My version is muuuuuch better ;) go check it http://atkinboos.ytmnd.com/
August 13th, 2006
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Who does the music?
August 13th, 2006
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CONGRADURATION! You found pictures. Good job.
August 13th, 2006
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good choice of boobies
August 13th, 2006
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5'd for Sports by Brooks
August 13th, 2006
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you get a 5 stars!
August 13th, 2006
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Old and untruthful.
August 13th, 2006
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Yeah like Travis said, they tested this at Brainiac and it was bollocks.
August 13th, 2006
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It's been done before, and the previous creation actually bothered to use sound and text.
August 13th, 2006
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the one on the left is hot, the one on the right looks old but can cover it up
August 13th, 2006
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Never mind what I said about there not being sound, but the song you chose doesn't fit this at all.
August 13th, 2006
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Beat that Cheerios.
August 13th, 2006
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Yay science
August 13th, 2006
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Old as hell
August 13th, 2006
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DON'T TEMPT ME, FRODO!
August 13th, 2006
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Done and done.
August 13th, 2006
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I feel better already
August 13th, 2006
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old... but meh ^_^
August 13th, 2006
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Anyone who's heart beats as fast looking at tits as it would after a 30 minute workout isn't improving their health. They're on the verge of death from their heart exploding in their chest. Cute article but alas, completely and utterly bogus on how effective looking at boobs is at keeping you healthy.
August 13th, 2006
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i get at least 2 hours worth a day, does tha mean i will live forever????
August 13th, 2006
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Nixon likes.... Quote "I am not a crook" end quote
August 13th, 2006
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thank god
August 13th, 2006
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Meh...real or not, It's a nice thought anyway that keeps my blood preasure down.
August 13th, 2006
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also faping reduces stress
August 13th, 2006
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Grats. Nobody cares.
August 13th, 2006
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5'd for music
August 13th, 2006
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thank you, i always try new healthy things.
August 13th, 2006
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One on left is hotsauce...so 5
August 13th, 2006
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huh... so would that work for girls too? I don't want to die young! I'll just stare in a mirror or something =P
September 18th, 2006
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fap
September 19th, 2006
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I WILL LIVE FOREVER
October 17th, 2006
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If you 1 this, you're homosexual.
June 20th, 2007
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If that's true I should be the healthiest motherf*cker on the planet!
December 13th, 2007
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Left FTW.
November 3rd, 2009
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