They're Not Coming, Zorg...
Created on: August 13th, 2006
They're Not Coming, Zorg...
Maybe you'd have more friends if you didn't blow them up in telephone booths, Zorg!! I was going to edit a party hat onto him but that hair is FABULOUS! Joking aside, I'm sorry if this makes you sad.

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August 14th, 2006
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I like this site a lot. =) btw, check your PMs
August 14th, 2006
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Ha
August 14th, 2006
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This is so great. One of the best I've seen all day.
August 14th, 2006
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You're clever. You're good. (nods slowly)
August 14th, 2006
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UPVOTED IN THE NAME OF http://chickenoodlesoup.ytmnd.com/
August 14th, 2006
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Aww... I feel so sorry for him...
August 14th, 2006
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Wow, you have PMS?
August 14th, 2006
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I have no idea why I like this one so much. The execution is just brilliance in motion.
August 14th, 2006
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5'd for 5th element
August 14th, 2006
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wow this is actually really sad. made me frown for sure. because you gotta wonder if some people actually go through that. heart-breaking.
August 14th, 2006
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I know how he feels, that's happened to me often...
August 14th, 2006
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I'm glad no one came to that bastard's party.
August 14th, 2006
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'invite everyone.'
August 14th, 2006
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Awww... I'm sad now. Poor Gary Oldman.
August 14th, 2006
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dude this is f*cking sad/depressing
August 14th, 2006
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Ha, yeah. Much like my Birthday party last year. And the year before that. And the year before that. That about sums it up for my life right there. 5 All the same.
August 14th, 2006
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"Invite everyone." "Everyone?" "EVVVVVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRYYYYOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEE"
August 14th, 2006
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WTF! 5 For Fifth Element, 5 for Green Mile, 5 for lol, birthday.
August 14th, 2006
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funny b/c so outta context, bravo!
August 14th, 2006
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It's cool...but slow it down a bit. Either my connection is better than I think or it's too fricking fast.
August 14th, 2006
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Nice edit and you actually made me feel sorry for him
August 14th, 2006
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Ow, money-hat's comment looks like he was talking about me :S
August 14th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
August 14th, 2006
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very touching in a hilarious way
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five alive!
August 14th, 2006
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LAWLZ
August 14th, 2006
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-1 for not slapping on the slo-mo heavy and thick like at the end of LotR.
August 14th, 2006
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I hardly remember that movie, but original content FTW.
August 14th, 2006
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Poor Zorg. He can come to my birthday. There'll probably be nobody else there anyway.
August 14th, 2006
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No BigDawg, I was refering to Zorg.... but you know, you could leave a vote on my sites instead of just those voteless comments....
August 14th, 2006
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I have 5 stars here. Perhaps you'd like them?
August 14th, 2006
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lame. ?
August 14th, 2006
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Poor Zorg. LeeLoo isn't stripping for him :(
August 14th, 2006
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:'(
August 14th, 2006
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Lmfao, 5th Element for the win also.
August 14th, 2006
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lol
August 14th, 2006
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I think I've found the perfect image to post in people's comments when it's their birthday... thank you. This wins on all possible levels.
August 14th, 2006
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Poor poor Zorg.
August 14th, 2006
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sad :'(
August 14th, 2006
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My birthday parties are always like this. ... Possibly because I don't invite anyone. *miserable bastard*
August 14th, 2006
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underrated.
August 14th, 2006
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Oh man, that is sad.
August 14th, 2006
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Very Nice. Everyone Knows he was beaten as a child and just needs to be given a chance...That means you, Angry Bruce.
August 14th, 2006
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That was a brilliant idea along with excellent editing. Very powerful and heartbreaking.
August 14th, 2006
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in my opinion, the expressions of sadness and the text frames are too fast. Perhaps a fading out and fading in would give it a more somber feeling. I'm not sure how many frames you have to work with in the movie itself, but i do believe slower would be better.
August 14th, 2006
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:D
August 14th, 2006
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5 for Fifth Element and great editing.
August 14th, 2006
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very good, the 5th element was an awesome movie
August 14th, 2006
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5'd cause the five element rocks
August 14th, 2006
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Very good.
August 14th, 2006
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Wow, those frames cut way too fast.
August 14th, 2006
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Jean-Baptiste. Emmanuel. Zorg.
August 14th, 2006
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oh noes! =[
August 14th, 2006
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Hahah that's so sad.
August 14th, 2006
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Fived for the best movie EVER!!!
August 14th, 2006
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I think everybody has felt that lonely at least once in their life. sad but 5'd.
August 14th, 2006
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could probably be slowed down a bit, but this is still really excellent.
August 14th, 2006
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LMAO
August 14th, 2006
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That movie's the farking shat.
August 14th, 2006
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O MY GODS! something original you are now my hero
August 14th, 2006
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5 for a Fifth Element YTMND.
August 14th, 2006
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4 4 part poppers.
August 14th, 2006
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Fifth Element = win
August 14th, 2006
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYOOOOONNNNEEEEE
August 14th, 2006
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haha
August 14th, 2006
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lolzlolz sad
August 14th, 2006
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Aww. :(
August 14th, 2006
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rofl
August 14th, 2006
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That's so sad.
August 14th, 2006
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im so sorry that is too depressing for me :(
August 14th, 2006
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Poor Zorg. People who aren't douches have more friends.
August 14th, 2006
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i can't 5 this. i knew somebody who was a loner and invited lots of people to his birthday party, and he spent lots of money on food and activities, and not a single one came. that was one of the events that led up to his suicide
August 14th, 2006
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Awww, poor Zorg ;-;
August 14th, 2006
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^^^ lol @ suicide. nobutsrsly. That happened to me a few years ago, and manic depression runs in my family. Am I emo? nope =) You just have to.. be... me?
August 14th, 2006
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Oh and PCF, you should of gone to his party. Miserable sh*t. Don't give your sob stories out here, there be pirates on the seven seas of networking.
August 14th, 2006
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:'( I still ove you Zorg...
August 14th, 2006
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lol as funny as that is it's kind of depressing at the same time, quite awesome nonetheless lol
August 14th, 2006
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halogen, i went to his birthday party the year before. i knew he had problems and i tried to be a friend to him
August 14th, 2006
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Aww..
August 14th, 2006
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OMG! *hugs him*
August 14th, 2006
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Semi-originality wins. I suppose he will fire a million more.
August 14th, 2006
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beautiful
August 14th, 2006
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Happy birthday.
August 14th, 2006
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its actually really touching
August 14th, 2006
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Jean-Baptiste! Emanuel! ZORG! is a loser. awesome.
August 14th, 2006
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well made
August 14th, 2006
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I know that feeling, so bad............. /wrists
August 14th, 2006
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lol
August 14th, 2006
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aww
August 14th, 2006
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:(
August 14th, 2006
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Man...I laughed then I felt like sh*t briefly.
August 14th, 2006
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lame
August 14th, 2006
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Best Movie Ever
August 14th, 2006
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lmao
August 14th, 2006
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Hehehehehe
August 14th, 2006
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Perfect
August 14th, 2006
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;'( and lol @ same time....congrats Top15
August 14th, 2006
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Im sad for Zorg, now :*(
August 14th, 2006
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nice touch on the party poppers.
August 14th, 2006
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That's OK, he still has that peen sucking thing in his desk drawer to cheer him up.
August 14th, 2006
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awww :(
August 14th, 2006
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that... is ... the greatest thing... i have seen sense a series of tubes: the movie
August 14th, 2006
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:( Gary Oldman is emo?
August 14th, 2006
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poor zorg.
August 14th, 2006
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He was so hoping for Bruce Willis' band would be playing too.
August 14th, 2006
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haha, keep making 5th element YTMNDS, its my favourite sci-fi movie of all time.
August 14th, 2006
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4 until I saw the keywords. EEEEEEEVERYOOOOOOONEEEE!!!
August 14th, 2006
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Automatic 5 for 5th Element.
August 14th, 2006
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You took that angry, hateful, and desperate scene from that great movie and made it even more desperate, hateful, but sad :(
August 14th, 2006
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Nice work. The keywords are the icing on the uneaten cake. :(
August 14th, 2006
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poor zorg, all he wanted were the stones
August 14th, 2006
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Hahahaha, this IS sad.
August 14th, 2006
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sad, but damn it's right :D
August 14th, 2006
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Ive had parties like this :( *sniff*
August 14th, 2006
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='(
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*sniff * Poor Zorg. But that's what you get for killing Tricky and trying to ruin Fhloston Paradise's good time.
August 14th, 2006
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aww man I really felt bad for the guy... LOL
August 14th, 2006
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that... is... so... sad. :(
August 14th, 2006
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OMg, that almost brought a tear to my eye. That music + him being that awesome + him looks so damned freaked out and sad + context = beautiful. Also, C*cks.
August 14th, 2006
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:'( He should get real sad and shove the cake in his face.
August 14th, 2006
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"I'm SCREWED!!"
August 14th, 2006
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Damn. I've been thinking about doing something with that scene since I saw EEEVVVEEERRRYYYOOONNNEEE a couple nights ago and remembered how awesome Gary Oldman is in everything. But this has preemptively owned anything I would've done with it. Good show (bad party).
August 14th, 2006
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-1 for depressing.
August 14th, 2006
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multipass
August 14th, 2006
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Oscar for him.
August 14th, 2006
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awwwwww... poor Zorg. Luc Besson + Gary Oldman, FTW. Also, this is good :)
August 14th, 2006
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oh, god... PLEASE slow down the animation pictures... it'll be even better! =^.^=
August 14th, 2006
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This is so great. I only have one request: Could you slow everything down a lot for the "2 hours later" and "4 hours later" scenes? (I realize there's only so many frames you have to work with here). Just greatness here though :)
August 14th, 2006
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:'(
August 14th, 2006
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I love that man, its hilarious. Fifth Element is a great movie
August 14th, 2006
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Poor Zorg, I'll come to your party :(
August 14th, 2006
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5 million stars for The Fifth Element.
August 14th, 2006
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Since the moment I saw whats inside I know it was your work. Ifreaking hilarious dude! zorg = emo
August 14th, 2006
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hahaha so cruel and funny at the same time. flawless victory!
August 14th, 2006
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fifth element ftw 5
August 14th, 2006
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A little too fast, but oh well.
August 14th, 2006
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5'd for fifth element indeed.
August 14th, 2006
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Sad!
August 14th, 2006
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5'd but please try and low it down.
August 14th, 2006
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very gud
August 14th, 2006
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this is terrible
August 14th, 2006
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Its my Life ;(
August 14th, 2006
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This YTMND is way too depressing. D:
August 14th, 2006
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This site makes me want to cry.
August 14th, 2006
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Fifth Element
August 14th, 2006
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/sniff
August 14th, 2006
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LMAO!
August 14th, 2006
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Amazing
August 14th, 2006
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I feel for him.
August 14th, 2006
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I love that dam movie....
August 14th, 2006
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baaahahaha
August 14th, 2006
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In that scene he says "theyre not here" maybe you can fit that in but the depressing music works fine funny
August 14th, 2006
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They're not here!
August 14th, 2006
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this is great
August 14th, 2006
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clever, sad, good. lol
August 14th, 2006
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the stones!!!
August 14th, 2006
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the gif goes waaaay too fast, theres no time to enjoy laughing at him
August 14th, 2006
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5'd for 5th element
August 14th, 2006
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Oh my god. I'd give a ten if I could.
August 14th, 2006
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5 for Fifth Element and + 10 for the pin the tail on the donkey but 5/5 is all you can get :p *claps*
August 14th, 2006
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Instant 5 for Fifth Element.
August 14th, 2006
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Hey Twiggy had it coming, he totally let Bruce Willis and that chick that can't not get naked in every movie she's in get on the spaceplane. THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE!
August 14th, 2006
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:[
August 14th, 2006
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heehe
August 14th, 2006
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slow it down
August 14th, 2006
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Poor Zorg :[
August 14th, 2006
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MOOL-TEE-PASS
August 14th, 2006
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happy belated birthday Zorg ... sorry I couldn't make it
August 14th, 2006
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aww
August 14th, 2006
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poor zorg... lets all go comfort him
August 14th, 2006
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SCORE!!!
August 14th, 2006
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Heh...
August 14th, 2006
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fifth element = very fast five.
August 14th, 2006
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That guy is f*ckin ugly as hell. Two for your effort.
August 14th, 2006
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rofl... good movie choice >
August 14th, 2006
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for some reason this really made me sad. its heart-breaking, the most touching ytmnd ever. and yeah, i agree with wyrm, slow it down a bit.
August 14th, 2006
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sad.
August 14th, 2006
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SUPERBE!!!
August 14th, 2006
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Aww that is so sad.:( you just want to give him a hug and tell him happy birthday we love you!!
August 14th, 2006
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sad
August 14th, 2006
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ROFL! ah I love the 5th element
August 14th, 2006
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your editing skills are 1337, sir.
August 14th, 2006
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LMAO HELL F*CKING YES! That's "art" right there.
August 14th, 2006
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AWESOME!
August 14th, 2006
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A real killer would have immediately noticed the little red button on the bottom of the party poppers.
August 14th, 2006
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:(
August 14th, 2006
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It should go slower, and it should have the actual audio where he says "They're not here!" Otherwise, great idea.
August 14th, 2006
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I dont know why this impresses anyone. Maybe if it had the movie audio also. Sucks!
August 14th, 2006
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Thaat just totally ruined the vibe of visting ytmnd! I'm sad..
August 14th, 2006
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I do feel sorry for him. :(
August 14th, 2006
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4 for being funny and well done. But not a 5 because I f*cking hate the Fifth Element.
August 14th, 2006
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I feel so depressed now.
August 14th, 2006
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good use of a clip
August 14th, 2006
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LMFAO
August 14th, 2006
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wibderfuk! i can't 5 this. i knew somebody who was a loner and invited lots of people to his birthday party, and he spent lots of money on food and activities, and not a single one came. that was one of the events that led up to his suicide HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Sorry, but that's a hilarious YTMND comment. wtg. It happened to me for about two hours, but a young l
August 14th, 2006
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yay
August 14th, 2006
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omg this is funny. almost sad. But still f*cking hilarious.
August 14th, 2006
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Cobe, cobe ma man, cobe? this is one of your best Chav and thats not easy
August 14th, 2006
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lol
August 14th, 2006
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nice nice nice
August 14th, 2006
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Fifth Element rules.
August 14th, 2006
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5'd for failed donkey tail-pinning
August 14th, 2006
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Poor guy, 5 for the pain :P
August 14th, 2006
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Poor Zorg, he tries so hard
August 14th, 2006
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zorg allways made me laugh with his future emo haircut.
August 14th, 2006
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:'(
August 14th, 2006
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Awww
August 14th, 2006
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;~;
August 14th, 2006
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oh so sad
August 14th, 2006
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heh
August 14th, 2006
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5 for fifth element
August 14th, 2006
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So sad
August 14th, 2006
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Nice.
August 14th, 2006
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Why did you have to make me cry, my day was going so well :(
August 14th, 2006
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WIN!!
August 14th, 2006
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Epic.
August 14th, 2006
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LOL! XD
August 14th, 2006
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I love this.
August 14th, 2006
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-3 for pussifying Gary Oldman
August 14th, 2006
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So elegant, yet so Beautiful.
August 14th, 2006
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Chav you bastard.
August 14th, 2006
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Awesome
August 14th, 2006
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This really is creative. Excellent work.
August 14th, 2006
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ill go to his party. ill go now. i feel s guilty.
August 14th, 2006
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:(
August 14th, 2006
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N*gg* woulda been there.. I stole a bike, and'm suh crazy pink-man' chassin' me. Then chicken dun made me stop, mmm watermelon.
August 14th, 2006
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Fan-tas-tic.
August 14th, 2006
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August 14th, 2006
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One of only a handful of YTMNDs that made me cry
August 14th, 2006
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HILARIOUS F*CKING HILARIOUS! So glad someone likes the Fifth Element as much as I do!
August 14th, 2006
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5th element is one of my favorite movies ever!
August 14th, 2006
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MULTIPASS
August 14th, 2006
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sad :(
August 14th, 2006
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Mmmm, Mila
August 14th, 2006
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-1 for making me cry on/in the inside. :'(
August 14th, 2006
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poor guy, my parents forgot my birthday once... :(
August 14th, 2006
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Btw, I do hope this stays up on the Top 15 for a long time. It deserves top spot right now -- saddens me that it's not even Top 5
August 14th, 2006
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dam, his hair is looking fabulous
August 14th, 2006
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makes me sad to see zorg liek that, damn you Chav-Slayer
August 14th, 2006
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We need recruits to fight with our army. We are the IIDF!!! come and join us at http://com5.runboard.com/btheofficialytmndarmy FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
August 14th, 2006
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=(
August 14th, 2006
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=(
August 14th, 2006
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5'ed for the keywords :D he should invite EEEEEEVERYOOOOOONNNEEEEEE!
August 14th, 2006
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Very high quality visual plus its very funny. Good job.
August 14th, 2006
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Love those keywords.
August 14th, 2006
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this is too awesome.
August 14th, 2006
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Awesome!
August 14th, 2006
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people are just totally jelous of his kickin' doo
August 14th, 2006
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yes.
August 14th, 2006
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5'd for being a Fifth Element ytmnd!
August 14th, 2006
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Little on the quick side for me, but lol nonetheless.
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