Cyberman: Declaration of War
Created on: September 1st, 2006
Cyberman: Declaration of War
Hey guys, I think you're all in trouble... (photos of him here: http://stickam.com/viewPhotoGallery.do?id=170867506).

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September 1st, 2006
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YMNDT FAU'D
September 4th, 2007
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Your home's about to be raided by the cops!
September 16th, 2008
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Guys?
September 1st, 2006
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f*cking win
September 1st, 2006
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lol ymndt
September 2nd, 2007
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You're Man Now Dog The!
September 1st, 2006
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YMNDT
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YMNDT
May 30th, 2008
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YMNDT
September 1st, 2006
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fountain of win
September 1st, 2006
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oh it on now biatches! ytmnd 4 life my n*gg*s
September 1st, 2006
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Would you like a bowl of soup? Of course not. See?
September 1st, 2006
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This can't be real...XD
September 1st, 2006
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PS THE COPZ R COMING!!! BUDZ AND UH UH BUDETTZ, CHRIST IZ DA BOMB UR OTTA BIZNIZ
September 1st, 2006
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wtf... lol
September 1st, 2006
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it kills me to know theres people out there like this.
September 1st, 2006
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Why am I being raided?...Do they not like me? F*ck can come and try and fight me, I have the almighty Bruce Lee on my side.
September 1st, 2006
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YAY YMNDT
September 1st, 2006
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You're man now, dog the!!
September 1st, 2006
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wow
September 1st, 2006
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I don't think it's actually possible to raid someone's house, even for "cyberterrorism," but 4 just because it's a rare occasion to say BRB FBI.
September 1st, 2006
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OMG FAU'D
September 1st, 2006
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That guy is in really good shape. He must work out.
September 1st, 2006
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FAU!
September 1st, 2006
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lol ymndt?! Fix is!
September 1st, 2006
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UH UH UH UH UH YMNDT FUH-4CHAN GAIAONLINE UH UH UH UH UH UH UH. BU-BUBBA. What a f*cktard.
September 1st, 2006
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OMG did he say Birmingham, AL?!?! Where is this f*g? I wanna go kick his face.
September 1st, 2006
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YMNDT FTW! TO HELL WITH YTMND WE NEED YMNDT!
September 1st, 2006
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hahaha...too bad we're associated w/ those stupid f*cks (though it's better b/c we got our names missssssssssspeealleeed).
September 1st, 2006
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OMG rly?
September 1st, 2006
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That guy is less eloquent than Neil Bauman.
September 1st, 2006
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wow, id liek to see u put ytmnd out of bissness
September 1st, 2006
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LOL ALABAMA. "I will continue to reach Christ in my chatrooms."
September 1st, 2006
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What a fat piece of sh*t. He'll have a heart attack before he accomplishes anything worthwhile.
September 1st, 2006
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ONOES DA POLICE AR AIT MAI DER EELP EEELP!
September 1st, 2006
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THIS CALLS FOR A RAID!!!
September 1st, 2006
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wow...
September 1st, 2006
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How ironic that YMNDT.com takes you to a mental health site.
September 1st, 2006
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well this is going to me top view i am sure...
September 1st, 2006
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Your man now dog the.
September 1st, 2006
(-1)
I dunno if that was a threat or not. Im I gonna have him come to my house and stutter? "You..uh...uhh...yndtm...uh...f*g!"
September 1st, 2006
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NO WAI THAT IS REAL!! XD
September 1st, 2006
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wait what happend now?
September 1st, 2006
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I feel bad for this guy.
September 1st, 2006
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brb police
September 1st, 2006
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FAU STAR N*GG* FAU STAR
September 1st, 2006
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what is this from?
September 1st, 2006
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lmfao ymndt
September 1st, 2006
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YOUR MAN NOW DOG THE!!
September 1st, 2006
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HE GON GIT RAPED
September 1st, 2006
(1)
even the tinyurl to his video has the word "f*g" in it
September 1st, 2006
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was it tinyurl.com/fjf-a-g ?
September 1st, 2006
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Holy crap. XDDD
September 1st, 2006
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...lmfao
September 1st, 2006
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Oh, well! That would be nice, you deserve it! ^_^ I'm just kidding, every night I pray for some dark fate to overcome you. -_-;
September 1st, 2006
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This guy is so incredibly gay and annoying. HE CAN'T EVEN GET OUR NAME RIGHT!
September 1st, 2006
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BRB FBI
September 1st, 2006
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Him & what army? Where can we find this sh*t stupid tub f*cker?
September 1st, 2006
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YMNDT needs a triangle logo.
September 1st, 2006
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Hi Bubba!
September 1st, 2006
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U WANT WAR!?!?!
September 1st, 2006
(-1)
He is too fat to look at. I say we shove a pipe bomb up his *ss so he gets a closed casket funeral and call it a day. >:o
September 1st, 2006
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this ytmnd is full of half truths and misinformation.
September 1st, 2006
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hes so asking for it
September 1st, 2006
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YMNDT MUST BE THE FOURTH UNIVERSE, AFTER PTKFGS AND YESYES.
September 1st, 2006
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SpinningKick: ymndt.ytmnd.com :D
September 1st, 2006
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BRB FBI
September 1st, 2006
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
September 1st, 2006
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Shut up fatty, being from alabama nullifies everything you say
September 1st, 2006
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You're Man Now Dog The!
September 1st, 2006
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Someone should inform this man that the internet is not a big police truck. It's a series of tubes!
September 1st, 2006
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hmmm smells like... new fads
September 1st, 2006
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YTMNDT,eh? Don't know who they are but I reckon we've got nothing to worry about then. No but seriously, if Jabba the Hick did go after the immature raiders that would mean the 4chan /b/ spill over wouldn't be mucking up the works here. Is that really a bad thing?
September 1st, 2006
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5 for lol.
September 1st, 2006
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hahaha, child obesity
September 1st, 2006
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ROFLMFAO
September 1st, 2006
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THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS REAL
September 1st, 2006
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THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS REAL
September 1st, 2006
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HAY GUYS THAT IS KID ROCK WHEN HE WAS FAT :(
September 1st, 2006
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SAY HELLO TO YOUR CELLMATE BUBBA
September 1st, 2006
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Nice descrip
September 1st, 2006
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woah what did you guys do to him?
September 1st, 2006
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Best laugh I've had all day.
September 1st, 2006
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You're now man dog the! ...Wait what?
September 1st, 2006
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PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY BEST BOYS, IM GONNA MAKE A GOOGLEVIDEO AND FUMBLE AROUND WITH A PREPARED SPEECH I JUST WROTE 10 SECONDS AGO!
September 1st, 2006
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PREACHIN CHRIST IN THE CHATROOM! REMOVE THIS NAG FOR ONLY 29.95!
September 1st, 2006
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It's a Giant Enemy Fatarse! We must attack it's weak point for MASSIVE Damage!
September 1st, 2006
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wow why did you not make a collage with that guy in his sunday best! and the avi watermark on his face! CLASSIC SH*T! GOD IM BORED!
September 1st, 2006
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That poor poor bastard.
September 1st, 2006
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ok where's the original of this, cus the google video link has sh*tty sound quality but your site has better quality. I need this video in pristine condition.
September 1st, 2006
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Poor guy. He has no idea about the hell he has just unlesahed upon himself.
September 1st, 2006
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HE IS RAGING COS HIS STAPLER IS STOLEN :(
September 1st, 2006
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Anime sucks. There.
September 1st, 2006
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Maybe if he wasn't so fat, he'd learn how to spell ytmnd correctly.
September 1st, 2006
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Btw, =) awesome site.
September 1st, 2006
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You're Man Now Dog The! ... Boring
September 1st, 2006
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that dang ol' internet I tell you what.
September 1st, 2006
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No one is going to jail, because the internet isn't serious buisness, it's a series of tubes.
September 1st, 2006
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I don't really get it... And i'm not sure i want to.
September 1st, 2006
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Gents, the time has come once again to raise teh banner of war, to prepare ourselves for the strife ahead, to ready our minds, bodies and souls for the epic struggle that awaits us; and our foe is now formidable.. for it appears he is none other than a warrior of the infamous christ himself. Comrades, the time is high, the hour is now; the glory of YTMND awaits... nedm-speed gentlemen. nedm.
September 1st, 2006
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lysdexia much?
September 1st, 2006
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el oh el
September 1st, 2006
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I have no idea what this is about, but it's hilarious. Wasn't Stickam the site with the sui-chan thing?
September 1st, 2006
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youtube this stuff
September 1st, 2006
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The cops have taken me. Please send help.
September 1st, 2006
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Phew. Good thing we're not getting in trouble by the cops. Poor ymndt though
September 1st, 2006
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You wont stop him from preaching Christ, yout ynmtd guys
September 1st, 2006
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Budettes?
September 1st, 2006
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Husker, u should of said "The Police have taken me, please post bail"
September 1st, 2006
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God damn that guy is huge! Be sure to put a 'a' to replace the * in the url.
September 1st, 2006
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damn the link to the video isnt working for me
September 1st, 2006
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WTF. My YTMND muscles are ready. Call when demanded.
September 1st, 2006
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ymndt ftl!
September 1st, 2006
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he fails
September 1st, 2006
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"LOL INTERNET WAR"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 1st, 2006
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I don't understand... He threatens legal action and says our homes are going to be invaded, (actually, ymndt'ers houses) yet in his profile he is a devout christian. He says we need Jesus in our lives, he says nothing about the FBI. Also, (c*cks) when I say devout i mean as of "August 17th, 2006, I'll have you know that this occurred BEFORE my recent total surrender to Christ". Yikes. Probably won't even last as long as his last attempt to quit smoking.
September 1st, 2006
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yeah, let's take down YMNDT!
September 1st, 2006
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To the YTMND War Room
September 1st, 2006
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5 because this is funny as hell
September 1st, 2006
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New Universe "YMNDT" (take that as a joke)
September 1st, 2006
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"JOIN ME IN THIS FIGHT! Against the-uh-uh-uh...hmmm." Must've been hungry.
September 1st, 2006
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f*ggot
September 1st, 2006
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ymntd 4 life
September 1st, 2006
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silly ymndt guys...
September 1st, 2006
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another real pic of the guyfollows: http://www.stickam.com/editMediaComment.do?method=load&mId=173883718
September 1st, 2006
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Bring this sh*t.
September 1st, 2006
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pure 5.
September 1st, 2006
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whatever f*ckhead thinks a cop can come to your door because you raided a chatroom is obviously as fat and stupid as this dude.
September 1st, 2006
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somebody tell me where i can find his chat too
September 1st, 2006
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I dub this war- "The Sizzler's Closed"
September 1st, 2006
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WTF ROFL!!! ORLYBRBFBIBBQ
September 1st, 2006
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Raptor Jesus says: Obesity is a SIN. LOSE SOME WEIGHT FATASS
September 1st, 2006
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lol What a retard. He should go back to eating his pies.
September 1st, 2006
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Lmfao. I love how he can't say one single sentence without sounding like a bumbling little retard.
September 1st, 2006
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god damn, when he gets the acronym wrong it makes me cringe
September 1st, 2006
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Sh*t, we're screwed...his buds and buddettes are so after us...
September 1st, 2006
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Tell me what I can do to help!
September 1st, 2006
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LMAO is he serious!?
September 1st, 2006
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buddies and budettes
September 1st, 2006
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ymndt. lol!
September 1st, 2006
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ONOZ!!!111one Seriously, once the cops laugh at him. He'll get back to us to tell us God's going to smite us... Which God will then laugh at him and hopefully division by zero will take place landing his fat *ss in oblivion... Not the game, f*gs.
September 1st, 2006
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who cares about this dumb fat f*ck? I'M GOING TO JAIL TO MEET BUBBA!!!
September 1st, 2006
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SO JOIN ME IN THIS FIGHT AGAINST THE......UGH...UGH....BUBBA. I TOLD YOU exct. 5'd all over.
September 1st, 2006
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I raided his mother's underwear drawer last night. How she managed to push that load through her vagina is beyond me.
September 1st, 2006
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I pee'd a little in my pants when I listened to that
September 1st, 2006
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Need his e-mail addy and his home address STAT.
September 1st, 2006
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He does have a point. YTMND is a bit too... raid-happy. I think it was started by the ebaum raid (correct me if I'm wrong). The raiders at YTMND are becoming a scary thing on the internet - in a bad way. I mean bad as in bandits. Anyway, this man probably doesn't even know where to find ytmnd, so no worries. YTMND is safe :), YMNDT is in trouble :(.
September 1st, 2006
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Quite the charismatic speaker. A regular adolf hitler.
September 1st, 2006
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That picture is so painfl to look at. Needs to be brightened up or something, I get depressed just seeing it.
September 1st, 2006
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YOU'RE MAN NOW DOG THE!
September 1st, 2006
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http://www.psdprotocol.com/psdhost/381278 Here, heres a .psd of him without the background, for god's sake shop him onto a f*cking mary-go-round or something so I don't have to slit my wrists.
September 1st, 2006
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rofl what a dumb fat sh*thead.
September 1st, 2006
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ok so, he recorded that message and then said to himself "wow, my war declaration came out PERFECT on the first try!!" wtf?? t-t-t-TODAY, junior!
September 1st, 2006
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OOOOOH NOESS!
September 1st, 2006
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OOOOOH NOESS!
September 1st, 2006
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Lol what a flaming douchebag
September 1st, 2006
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Stuttering *ssh*l*e.
September 1st, 2006
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It's the budettes that I fear the most.
September 1st, 2006
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What a douchebag
September 1st, 2006
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Wow, this guy's an idiot.
September 1st, 2006
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Oh noooo the sound link thing doesnt work. What was it?
September 1st, 2006
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oh noes, poor 4chan and gaiaonline... wait, what's ymndt?
September 1st, 2006
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ROLFMAO
September 1st, 2006
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JOIN ME, JOIN ME IN THIS uh um uh um fight. And um uh these guys, as of today, you're done for good, say Hi to you um uh um uh cell mate Bubba.
September 1st, 2006
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I think we should roast that fat pig over an open pit. There'll be enough for every ytmnd user.
September 1st, 2006
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HE IS A COP.
September 1st, 2006
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5'd for ymndt
September 1st, 2006
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OMFG WE LOSE.... LAWL BRB FBI
September 1st, 2006
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brb fbi
September 1st, 2006
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rofl
September 1st, 2006
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Oh SHI! HE'S CALLING THE COPS ON EVERYONE. Somehow, this genious plan was overlooked before.
September 1st, 2006
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lol at ymndt
September 1st, 2006
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What an idiot. He should've known better. I feel very sorry for him.
September 1st, 2006
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And he calls it YMNDT more than once, what a jackass.
September 1st, 2006
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Why do fat people always call the cops???
September 1st, 2006
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The sigh of him and the sound of his voice make me want to 1 it but the principle of the satire is worth more.
September 1st, 2006
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I hate people that post pictures of themselves in an attempt to look cool in the eyes of other internet geeks. Get plastic surgery immediately. everyonefails.ytmnd.com
September 1st, 2006
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Unless if it's a profit website (like ebaumsworld), it ain't gonna happen.
September 1st, 2006
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YTMND for life, bring it
September 1st, 2006
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is this a self publicity stunt? or does he really believe this crazyness spouting from his mouth.
September 1st, 2006
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Y'know after seeing what this guy looks like and he probably still lives at home with his parents...I suddenly don't feel so bad about how I look. Thanks, Cyberman for proving that I'm not the biggest douchebag on the planet...you are. And god damn son, you are f*cking big.
September 1st, 2006
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Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!
September 1st, 2006
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You're man now dog the!
September 1st, 2006
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lol his sister in the police academy is going to have us raided? yeah ok
September 1st, 2006
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Wow, and a bible thumper to boot.
September 1st, 2006
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You're man now, dog the.
September 1st, 2006
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lol how do you even find webcam software that you have to register?
September 1st, 2006
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Lmfao, he wants to start a holy cyber war. Maybe he needs a holy diet first.
September 1st, 2006
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penis
September 1st, 2006
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hahaha the police are coming
September 1st, 2006
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updated with animation from the video.
September 1st, 2006
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Hmmmm.... Find his chatroom. We'll majorly f*** it up.
September 1st, 2006
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I want to raid forums tooooooooooooo!
September 1st, 2006
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i think its sad that this guy considers his 4chan chatroom and forum buddies as his "real friends".... nuff said
September 1st, 2006
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what the f*ck is ymndt?
September 1st, 2006
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Just for everyone's info, this is a real Cyberman. http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/gallery/mobile/288/cyberman.jpg YMNDT will prevail!
September 1st, 2006
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Don't be fooled. This is the UNGODLY lady after a sex-change.
September 1st, 2006
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This war is about the OIL!
September 1st, 2006
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Supposed to be funny?
September 1st, 2006
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I think having the still picture was alot more funny than having the gif file, just imo
September 1st, 2006
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Dunno about you guys but I say we fight on the behalf of these "ymndt" guys.
September 1st, 2006
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You're man now dog the. i give it a week at best before he's added to the list of defeated foes.
September 1st, 2006
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let's just say I'm going to my sister's citizen's police academy function graduation
September 1st, 2006
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[Sarcasm]Oh noes, he's going to somehow have the police raid over 500,000 houses including ones in different countries, we're doomzed [/sarcasm]
September 1st, 2006
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What an ugly fat *ss f*cking loser.
September 1st, 2006
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when he says JOIN ME its a moment in the comedic hall of fame
September 1st, 2006
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This poor bastard. He's gonna be hating life, even more than usual. Also, brb Christ.
September 1st, 2006
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FAT
September 1st, 2006
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What a total loser
September 1st, 2006
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AWWWWWW is teh poor FAT MAN upset that we raided one of his geek chat rooms over battlestar galctica? Lmao, throw us in jail for what? Internet Raiding? Have we reached a new low I mean at least Scientology was a substantial threat, now we have some fat guy whos going to get his sister after us? lol.
September 1st, 2006
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Lol, f*g I hope he dies in hell
September 1st, 2006
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and that was the version he liked enough to post online? He's like Chris Farley's unfunny fatter brother.
September 1st, 2006
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s-s-s-ay hello to your new cellmate b-b-ubba. I don't take stuttering like that seriously....But hell listen to em. Thinks he knows what he's talkin about :P
September 1st, 2006
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You're man now dog, the
September 1st, 2006
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haha YMNDT!! F*G!
September 1st, 2006
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everyone make accounts like me and comment on his pictures at stickyam.com
September 1st, 2006
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hahahaha awesome
September 1st, 2006
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He must have been on Live Jasmine looking for pussy and he had to tolerate the Show On Head fad. Heheh.
September 1st, 2006
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Since when does Gaia Online raid people? I go on there.
September 1st, 2006
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err-- Shoe on Head.
September 1st, 2006
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Text is in the face of his face. Gaia Online raids chatrooms? I go on the GD there, and the only raids I've seen involve 4Chan somehow.
September 1st, 2006
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Turkey Neck is joking, right?
September 1st, 2006
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lol ymndt
September 1st, 2006
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lol, i think HE is in trouble...
September 1st, 2006
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get a better video capture program you fat f*ck. you fat *ss peice of sh*t
September 1st, 2006
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f*g.
September 1st, 2006
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http://cybercuddle.ytmnd.com/
September 1st, 2006
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Is he serious? lol, mobolize te troops, although I dont think this is gonna be a big un...
September 1st, 2006
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I cracked up every time he said ymndt!
September 1st, 2006
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Gaiaonline? 1'd for even mentioning that sh*t.
September 1st, 2006
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re: catinthehat: is it really my fault that he said it? loooo
September 1st, 2006
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Remove this nag for the price of 10 big macs
September 1st, 2006
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When do we attack?
September 1st, 2006
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wtf? this man needs a beating.
September 1st, 2006
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Bubba is my buddy
September 1st, 2006
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Lol: Education: Junior High / Middle School Occupation: Mascot http://www.stickam.com/profile/howdy23132
September 1st, 2006
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lol ymndt....what a scrub, i eat nub cakes like him for brunch...Then I save some for later
September 1st, 2006
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Watch out...his sister on the citizen police force is coming to get all of us
September 1st, 2006
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there aren't that many people in jail nambed bubba, what the hell.
September 1st, 2006
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My cellmate is bubba? I love bubba!
September 1st, 2006
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YMNDT: Yo man! N*gg* dawg! Tight. Seriously, he should go die somewhere.
September 1st, 2006
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ITS OK GUYS..IT OK. HE WASNT TALKING ABOUT US. IT'S THE YMNDT GUYS THEY ARE AFTER.
September 1st, 2006
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"HE IS RAGING COS HIS STAPLER IS STOLEN :(" 5'd simply for that. Another 50million for the sound :)
September 1st, 2006
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Uber-nerd...cops aren't going to give a sh*t.
September 1st, 2006
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OH SHI- BRB FBI
September 1st, 2006
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ROFL
September 1st, 2006
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EwoudCP your a idiot, people aren't scared of ytmnd, they think and KNOW that ytmnders are retards.
September 1st, 2006
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lol, ymndt
September 1st, 2006
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budets? lol failure, also ymndt. If this guy thought it was bad before, he is about to get made fun of so hard a time rift in the interweb will open up and destroy his weak mind.
September 1st, 2006
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YOU'RE MAN DOG NOW THE
September 1st, 2006
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oh noes bubba???
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