Does it seem odd to anybody that no religion ever mentions dinosaurs?
And on the sixth day, I created man. Oh, right, i forgot, about 65 million years before this i created some HUGE @$$ lizards, but it just didn't work out, so i killed them all, erased everything, and started over... but the bones are still there. Actual

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October 7th, 2006
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That's because God created earth after the dinosaurs. lol
October 7th, 2006
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the bible does reference dinosaurs several times as "behemoths"
October 20th, 2007
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SO IT MUST BE THEM!
October 7th, 2006
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My dicks a dinosaur.
October 7th, 2006
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My religion mentions dinosaurs. In fact, in my religion, we ARE dinosaurs. I got a pussy one though. I don't know how that works, I invented the damn thing and I get the short end of the stick. Lame.
October 7th, 2006
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I believe in God, but still funny.
October 7th, 2006
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"the bible does reference dinosaurs several times as "behemoths"" The bible says the earth is 6000 years old... dinosaurs were not alive then. YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES.
October 7th, 2006
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that's why i put my faith in raptor jesus
October 7th, 2006
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^^Raptor Jesus = win.
October 7th, 2006
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har har har
October 7th, 2006
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◄lol ignorance►
October 7th, 2006
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Let he who is not ignorant cast the first stone.
October 7th, 2006
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Is this really so odd? Is he not a blatant hpyocrite? Is he omniscient? No, so he is ignorant. Thus, he should keep his mouth shut and obey his book. Hypocrisy runs rampant out of that kid.
October 7th, 2006
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Meh, this YTMND reeks of average. Some text and a generic image, and then some hardly-related, overly-used music thrown on. Stuff about dinosaurs and the Bible here: http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/dinosaurs.html
October 7th, 2006
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Robertbobby, if such a paragraph is created in the bible, why isn't the animal named and why doesn't the word 'Dinosaur' have roots in it?
October 7th, 2006
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Let me rephrase:, if they were talking about dino saurs in the bible...
October 7th, 2006
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why bother? they hardly talk about animals at all, and when they do it was animals that were relevant to modern day humans since most of these 'revelations' were 'revealed' under some sense of urgency and persecution on the part of the respective Prophets. ... in that case, God ought to mention the entire 4.5 billion years before humanity on Earth. or 11-13 billion years since the Big Bang (which is interpreted from some descriptions in the Bible/Koran/etc. already)
September 20th, 2007
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If there was a giant f*cking meteor that destroyed almost every one of "God's" creations on Earth, and that it happened before the Earth was even supposed to exist according to religion, then why not include it in scripture? Oh, right, cuz it WOULD PROVE IT ALL TO BE A FAIRY TALE.
October 7th, 2006
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lol, that "65 million years" is based on dating techniques which are theories, sub based upon assumptions, circular reasoning and other theories, And untill proven, never happened.
October 7th, 2006
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"lol, that "65 million years" is based on dating techniques which are theories, sub based upon assumptions, circular reasoning and other theories, And untill proven, never happened." I'm pretty sure that scientists can recognize circular reasoning. That thing that peterguy made was a strawman arguement against completely false information. Sorry, kid. Someone made a response either there or somewhere else but... the things that Peterguy said were honestly quasi-retarded.
October 7th, 2006
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Korf41... Who is peterguy? Using the word "Kid" is a poor attempt at insulting me and will not work.
October 7th, 2006
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Also half-lives aren't exactly theoretical. They're quite real and empirically tested to an insanely high degree of certainty. Half-lives give the date of a fossil within a certain range with a given % accuracy (95 or 99), if done correctly. Quit making false assertions, it hurts your credibility.
October 7th, 2006
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So you've been here at ytmnd for like a month? Awesome!
October 7th, 2006
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Korf, no dating method so far used is accurate that far back. Please provide evidence and links to credible sites. Also, I have been here about 1.5 years. Originally I was named AiReoN but wanted a new name.
October 7th, 2006
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Perhaps, or there could be something else that causes the stars to appear as they do which is yet unknown to us. Hell there are galaxies out there which techinically should not exist based on our laws of physics. So it could be another law yet unknown. Or God could have just made it so. Made all the stars appear as they do right away.
October 7th, 2006
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◄alright guys, take it to PM ;) ►
October 7th, 2006
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the word dinosaur was invented waaaaaay after the Bible was written
October 7th, 2006
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Dinosaurs f*cking kick *ss dude.
October 8th, 2006
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subzerogts put waaaaaay too much thought into his response. the point is its a joke. and its funny. =)
October 9th, 2006
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NOOB! Learn the talking points: The bones were put there to test our faith! AND CARBON DATING DOESN'T WORK! roflcopter
September 15th, 2007
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They used to call them dragons. Before Fred Flintstone drownded in the flood, duh.....
December 28th, 2007
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You noob. The bible speaks of the Leviathan.