He Forgot Something
Created on: October 12th, 2006
No offence to Whetstone intended; someone had to do this. This was posted so we could reflect on Jesus suffering and dying for us. Music: Truce @ freeplaymusic YTMND Images: colorit.ytmnd.com, bahsheep.ytmnd.com
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I made no argument using human wisdom, but I spoke of Christ and him crucified; so I would not empty the cross of it’s power. The fact at the end did not require wisdom, and was in fact an afterthought. My purpose of this has always been to reflect on Jesus suffering and dying for us; so it may open your hearts to him and make you think about him seriously.
What the f*ck? The anti-scientology sites weren't funny, but religion sites automatically suck for that reason? I wouldn't ordinarily touch a religion site, but this really is brilliant. Consider your ones fives: they are symbols of what this site is associated with, stupidity. You are a glimmering ray of sunlight and an apocalyptic storm of stupidity.
AND THE LORD SAID UNTO THEM, YEA, LET'S GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME DORITOS, I'M HUNGRY, AND THE APOSTLES GOT IN THEIR VAN AND DROVE TO THE STORE, BUT ON THE WAY THEY SOLVED SOME MYSTERIES... NO WAIT THAT WAS SCOOBY-DOO. THEY GOT SOME DORITOS AND SOME ORANGE SODA AND THE LORD SAID, YEA, THIS IS THE TRUE HOLY WATER, AND THE APOSTLES WERE LIKE, GOOD ONE JOSH, AND JESUS WAS LIKE, YEA, I DO ALRIGHT, AND THEN HE WINKED. See Jesus can be funny, just not on YTMND.
stop religious ytmnd's please, there's no room here for you and your moral high horse stop religious ytmnd's please, there's no room here for you and your moral high horse stop religious ytmnd's please, there's no room here for you and your moral high horse stop religious ytmnd's please, there's no room here for you and your moral high horse stop religious ytmnd's please, there's no room here for you and your moral high horse stop religious ytmnd's please, there's no room here for you and your moral high ho
I thought it was well composed, so four stars. Unless Max says explicitly that no religion is allowed then you have broken no rules and you can make as many as you want. There are many boring YTMNDs around and this one isn't one of them. The only thing I can say for certain about religion is that to progress spiritually you have to eventually drop religion and find something more pure like the tantric way. Religion itself is fine - too bad about the asshats who ruin it for all.
The N*gg* has been associated with stealing bikes. He is in the picture with Jesus because Jesus came to call sinners to repentance. By placing him there I was reflecting the type of company Jesus kept, repented sinners. Why else would you find the n*gg* head so disagreeable? By being offended by the n*gg* you admit that you can recognize sin. If you can recognize sin, you are without excuse. So Repent.
"By being
offended by the n*gg* you admit that you can recognize sin." The n*gg* is a cartoon character. If you are honestly saying that cartoon characters are capable of sin, you have problems. It's just a racial stereotype that you threw in there. Might as well have Jesus doing taxes and programming YTMND while on the cross. Also, as for the whole, "Jesus existed, therefore he died for your sins and was resurrected" stuff... it's just ridiculous.
There was a man named Jesus, he probably died on the cross, and this has nothing to do with him dying for anyone's sins, for the notion of sin even being coherent (it isn't without a god, there is no reason to believe in god or gods), or for his divinity. Sorry, but you're again making a mockery of yourself. This is religious propoganda. Assume the unprovable in order to prove whatever you want. If you want to allow unproved assumptions, I can assume a god that pwns your god and can't be pwned. Bible can't.
Jesus said he was the son of God, and was tortured to death for it. That makes him one of three things: nutcase, liar, or the son of God. Why would he die to perpetuate a self-serving lie? He wasn't even accused of being crazy by his enemies -- in fact, they feared him because his words were so compelling and so many people were following him. That leaves one option. So if you want to hate him, hate him. But don't delude yourself as to who he was.
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makes him one of three things: nutcase, liar, or the son of God. Why would
he die to perpetuate a self-serving lie? He wasn't even accused of being
crazy by his enemies -- in fact, they feared him because his words were so
compelling and so many people were following him." Thus, Mohammed and George W. Bush and Heaven's Gate were all sons of god because they were very convincing. Great logic. His ability to convince people has no bearing on whether or not he was telling the truth or lying or crazy.
Also, the statement, "He wasn't even accused of
being crazy by his enemies" is highly questionable, both in whether or not this actually didn't happen and in whether or not they would have had the understanding of the concept of insanity to realize whether or not he was. There are very convincing delusional people. Fact. If he was a very convincing delusional person who thought he was the son of god, it is highly likely that he would let himself be killed. After all, he's delusional. Thus, you have merely..
reinforced the notion that, given that he went around preaching that he was crazy, that he was delusional (unless you can provide evidence that shows that he was, in fact, the son of god. You left it open and said, "this doesn't seem plausible" when, in fact, it is quite plausible that he was in fact delusional.) I doubt the credibility of accounts of him reporting that he was the Son of God... if you can provide a credible one I'd be open to it. He was just a guy. A guy with some good philosophy...
LOTUS IS WHEATSTONE!
GODDAMIT ITS HIS FIRST YTMND, he sponsored it
wheatstone you pussy you just know you would get banned under ur old name
for christ sake this website is not religious
i come here to escape from the world not deal with this sh*t
way to sponser your own sh*t btw!
this sh*t has to end!
Im christian i and i gotta tell you everytime i see jesus on this site it pisses me off
if i wanted to hear about jesus id go to church
GOD
This WHOLE religious debate on ytmnd is pointless. And you shouldn't spread a religion through guilt you should do it through actual teaching. I'm not arguing whether or not jesus existed, but if he had he'd rather have man follow his word and not have man follow through guilt. 1'ed for a pointless debate that doesn't belong here
stop f*cking making bible thumping ytmnds. i am for equality and the acceptance of people and their faiths and who they are but really stop using ytmnd as an outlet for your christian fundamentalism. people expect to go to ytmnd to see something funny and not something about religion. of course there is the matter of free speech, of course this falls under it, however you are pushing your views of religion on to others if you want to do that go outside onto a street corner and start preaching the bible.
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"Unless Max says explicitly
that no religion is allowed then you have broken no rules and you can make
as many as you want."
I believe he did say something to wetstone offending people. I think although we as christians try to do this all for the good, we should really stop for a while. This is a good final solution to the whole religious thing, and if we keep dragging it out, its not going to help our cause. So either way, even though we have the right, its often times not the place to excersise them
I WAS IN BERKELEY LAST WEEK AND THERE WERE THREE CHRISTIAN GROUPS WITH LOUDSPEAKERS TELLING ALL THE LIBERALS HOW THE ARE ALL GONNA GO TO HELL. WTF IS GOING WITH THIS BULLSH*T CHRISTIAN RIGHT WING OFFENSIVE. F*CK YOU YOU GODAAMN CULTS LEAVE THE FREE THINKING PEOPLE ALONE. DONT U UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS YOU WHO ARE THE WEAK WHO NEED MORE FOLLOWERS TO SOLIDIFY THEIR OWN BELIEF. SINCE WHEN IS IT COOL TO CALL YOURSELF 'VERY CONSERVATIVE' ANYWAY/.
"MOST PEOPLE KEEP THEIR BRAINS BETWEEN THEIR LEGS"
-MORRISSEY
"When The really white picture of Jesus comes up, and the Music gets all intense. +5 for Epic sound synching." So this is what Christians mean when they say they feel the touch of god. You're not spreading gospel, you're spreading the opinion of an archaic organization that claims it knows the wishes of a supreme being. You can't prove the existence of your 'Lord' any more than Scientologists can prove the existence of Xenu. Both ideas are equally absurd, one is just older and more accepted than the other.
If peterguy and whetstone had come across more like you in their YTMNDs maybe people would have the bad taste in their mouth whenever seeing one about christ, however I do think these christian YTMNDs should come to an end simce there really is no way to ever have one taken to heart in the way its intended after whetstone. I give you a solid 4 for not making a christian YTMND that feels like an attack. :)
I'm going to be straight. I am sick of religion on YTMND. No one wants a f*cking soapbox preacher on a comedy site. No one gives a f*ck. I am an atheist. I was not moved. I was not converted. You have failed. And I am tired of this utter bullsh*t clogging up my YTMND. Do this somewhere else. Damn you, and damn all the Christians on this website that's turning YTMND into a dramatic battleground. Kill yourselves in the name of your false God.
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Alright, this thing has been viewed so let's take a look at the Care-Meter shall we? OH DARN! It's still at a zero! I mean, jeeze, you'd think it would flicker ONCE after the ass-rammingly huge flow of religious based YTMND's as of late, but I just can't seem to care about this. I wonder why? Maybe it's because YTMND is a humor website and not a church sermon, or maybe it's because I could care less about your, or anyone else's, religious beliefs...
Maybe it has to do with the quality of this YTMND being absolutely horrible. It could be any, if not all, of those reasons. Whatever the case, something tells me that posting a declaration of your personal religious beliefs on a humor website, which is known for making fun of things like natural disasters, fatal diseases, and RELIGION, is not going to do so well. Call me crazy, but I think you should take this to a website more appropriate to its purpose, like a christian website for example...
I mean, these religious YTMNDs are looked down upon in a sweeping majority of the YTMND community. It's pretty obvious, given all the reviews they get. So, unless you close your eyes and plug your ears while you visit this website (which you don't,) why would you continue posting them? Seems like instigative behavior to me. It's almost as if you're TRYING to get a rise out of people and stir up some drama. If that is the case, which it probably is, you're pretty hopeless. It's the freaking internet...
A little preachy, but I love the placement of certain items, such as the "GTFO". But I definitly have to upvote mrnoodle for a great comment, "it's not a microcosm of the world, it's a jr. high hallway without teachers to keep the dick pictures off the walls." That's classic! NE ways, I admire your courage to put this point up on YTMND. Despite how Christian followers have managed to misinterpret the meaning of Christ's message and caused many bloody atrocities, Christ's message speaks for itself.
-5 for being a self-sponsoring f*ck. -5 for preaching on ytmnd. -5 for trying to tell me what to think, ever. -5 for lying to little children with your fairy tales. -5 for making me sit through that, hoping that there would be a punchline. -5 for disappointing me. If not everyone is going to agree with you, then you had better make it funny, convince them, or be prepared to take it up the ass. Especially if you're a self-sponsoring f*ck.
You forgot about funny.
Also using pictures of white jesus is rediculous. Also F*ck Jesus. Also when you wrote "his mouth didn't open" it was quite clear in that picture that his mouth was open. Also alot of people are tortured and killed, and were at that time. That writing could have been about anyone. Maybe that's why people went out of their way to call Jesus the son of god.
Anyone else get the feeling that a lot of these negative comments are just gut reactions inspired by Whetstone's more offensive religious stuff? Come on, people. Whetstone is a lot worse than this. This actually has some attempt at humor and doesn't call anyone an infidel. Take it on its own merits.
Well, I guess there's the self-sponsoring thing. People don't like that, apparently. But still, just keep in mind that though religious, this is not Whetstone.
Typical Christian attempt to infiltrate and convert through a substandard imitation of pop-culture. Waste of effort. I guarentee nobody is going to care except for people who are already Christian, so stop wasting our time. And did you ever consider the way more plausible idea that maybe Jesus' followers turned Isaiah into prophecy to make sense of Jesus' death after the fact?
Here are two possible universes. One universe is the one we assume exists, where everything is observable. We continue to have scientific revelations, and with each there is another underlying mystery. This trend continues, and reason dictates that after the current mysteries are solved more will reveal themselves. We have no idea how deep these mysteries go; our understanding will never be complete.
My view of the universe does not require things to be observable for them to exist. The mysteries of this universe end at God, the creator. We believe only what we can see because we are assaulted by lies and it makes us unrealistically skeptical. Through God’s grace, we can recognize him as the ultimate truth. Then you must believe in his son, and be baptized so you can be called his child. He has worked impossible miracles for me, and that has given me the confirmation I need to speak these things.
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