The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer
Created on: October 14th, 2006
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Classic pure HTPAT. Accept no imitations.

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5,798 http://www.urlesque.com/2009/10/15/best-ytmnd-single-serving-sit
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November 23rd, 2006
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November 23rd, 2006
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November 23rd, 2006
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I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD ABOUT CUMSHOTS I'M WILD
November 23rd, 2006
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No point in downvoting it, but, hell, why not? This really isn't even funny or original and seeing it on the front page is getting irritating.
November 23rd, 2006
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Oook, pressed on the star before I posted, but the rating didn't register. Gay.
November 23rd, 2006
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"This is so idiotic. This is just viewhacked and hotlinked all over the internet" Ah, you don't know that view hacking has nothing to do with acual hacking of the site.
November 23rd, 2006
(1)
So yeah this ytmnd is old and sh*tty.
November 23rd, 2006
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ha
November 23rd, 2006
(1)
someone f*cking take this sh*toff
November 23rd, 2006
(1)
you have now surpassed youre the man now dog in views. the original site. god damn yo. there should be restrictions on how long a site can stay at the top.
November 23rd, 2006
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/clap
November 24th, 2006
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RAAAAAMONE, BOB & TOM AND THEIR LISTENERS EAT DOG SH*T FOR BREAKFAST
November 24th, 2006
(1)
HAH! Love it, cant wait to try this out myself.
November 24th, 2006
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MENTIONED IN THE WASHINGTON POST!!! http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/11/23/AR2006112300385.html
November 24th, 2006
(1)
This link was in The Washington Post and dozens of other newspapers around the world (thanx to Reuters). Please change this to Goatse or Horsedick!!!!!
November 24th, 2006
(1)
lol
November 24th, 2006
(1)
Smooth do you mean in the Washington post it links to this site? If it does sooner or later Ytmnd could become the next myspace.com and that's no good.
November 24th, 2006
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...Ok, this can leave the top viewed list any time soon now.
November 24th, 2006
(1)
715k views just this week huh, sounds like bullsh*t
November 24th, 2006
(1)
THIS SH*T HAS PISSED ORIGINAL YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG, YOU BASTARDS. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?
November 24th, 2006
(1)
Apparently, this was also in some Swedish newspaper: http://www.metro.se/se/article/2006/11/23/09/0128-32/
November 24th, 2006
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November 24th, 2006
(1)
+5 for tom mabe -1 for bob and tom laughing like retarded 5 year olds on mushrooms
November 24th, 2006
(1)
Funny. As. Hell.
November 24th, 2006
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SARA WEDWITH!!! DAMN YOU WOMAN, WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/11/23/AR2006112300385.html?nav=hcmodule
November 24th, 2006
(1)
this sh*t is stupid, get it off the damn list, if i wanted to hear this crap i'd move to the south and listen to morning talk radio.
November 24th, 2006
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Top 15 is dead.
November 24th, 2006
(1)
Why has this been #1 for so long?
November 24th, 2006
(1)
GTFO the top view
November 24th, 2006
(1)
Great prank...average ytmnd
November 24th, 2006
(1)
if you look really close, i have a camera that was placed in my rectum as a child.
November 24th, 2006
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The real failure here is YTMNDers not being able to bring this down below a 4.35 rating. And becoming the #5 viewed site of all time in under two months is highly shady. I can't support this. I hope you delete it soon when you realize you're pissing off all worthwhile YTMND users.
November 24th, 2006
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why so many veiws?
November 24th, 2006
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5'd. want to hate, cant hate. Its funny and has tremendous views b/c its universally funny, friends and family who are biased against natural classics like tubgirl, goatse, and nedm all love this. (Plus national news dont hurt either http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061123/tc_nm/life_web_telesales_dc)
November 24th, 2006
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November 24th, 2006
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I was gonna post the link to the Yahoo news site, but the guy 2 comments up already got it. Congrats :) I'm leaving my vote at a 4 the way it was... I was tempted to upgrade for publicity but a 5 needs something more.
November 24th, 2006
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I'm so doing that next time a telemarketer calls me. ;)
November 24th, 2006
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Ok, well, now you people know why it's getting the hits.
November 24th, 2006
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this is funny and all, but why is it on ytmnd?
November 24th, 2006
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1 for being on the top viewed list for so f*cking long.
November 25th, 2006
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over 2,000,000
November 25th, 2006
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this site has in thwo months gotten into the all time top five viewed
November 25th, 2006
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Content Criticism--Homophobia--general meanness to people who are trying to make a living--it's seventh grade humor at best Context Criticism--Not original (not a cardinal sin, but for Connery's sake, it's just a frickin' tape of a radio show)--Not really a ytmnd by any stretch of the definition
November 25th, 2006
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its getting national views, which is why it would be SO PERFECT to change it. just imagine reading about being fed up with telemarketers, finding a link to this site, clicking it, and getting HORSEDICK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEA ARHUWSHAJUGNJAUNJEQNEQNFqeKFNM instead of the original
November 25th, 2006
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how the f*ck is this sorry excuse for a ytmnd getting so many views?
November 25th, 2006
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It's a shame those people are laughing over it, it's annoying and makes it hard to hear.
November 25th, 2006
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Tehpwner and Sexymofo haven't downvoted this yet...where are the downvoters when you need them?
November 25th, 2006
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Where you his gay lover?
November 25th, 2006
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Telemarketer got owned!
November 25th, 2006
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this was old when I first saw it! for god sakes the f*cking horse dick fad was better than this, and that sucked! >: (
November 25th, 2006
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That guy is my hero.
November 25th, 2006
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GTFO imo.
November 25th, 2006
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This is, by far, in my opinion, the WORST ytmnd ever made. First of all you didn't make the audio, only a gif of captions, meriting you a 1-star rating already. But the audio clip is completely TERRIBLE. Sure, it may have had a couple of immature jokes, but those jokes were muffled by the innapropriate hysterical laughter of the radio hosts. I can't see how this site could have possibly gotten such a high rating after taking up the top viewed space for an entire month. Super 1'd.
November 25th, 2006
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ok, this was amusing, but its prominence on the top 15 for seemingly forever and the viewcount seem ridiculous considering.
November 25th, 2006
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You should delete this garbage. You are the main cause of all the suck on here lately.
November 25th, 2006
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This deserves to be Hall of Famed for the simple fact that it helps put YTMND on the map. It is FAMOUS and that is what the Hallf of Fame is for. If you look in the HoF it's already got tonnes of unoriginal crap in it. Like The Internet is for Porn (stolen audio with an unfunny static picture), and Hilary Duff is a Nazi - wtf. that was just never funny at all.
November 25th, 2006
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bull sh*t
November 25th, 2006
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it looks like this is slowly dying down
November 25th, 2006
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YTMND has gone down hill. This is an example why.
November 25th, 2006
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noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, noisy noise annoys an oyster, no
November 25th, 2006
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This site is an example of everything YTMND _shouldn't_ be.
November 25th, 2006
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ugh
November 25th, 2006
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November 25th, 2006
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This YTMND doesn't help put us on the map. It only kills bandwidth. People are clicking this link from outside sources, and then they're closing it after hearing the audio. They're not browsing YTMND afterwards; chances are most of them aren't even paying attention to the link that they're clicking. And the few who do decide to browse YTMND after watching probably close it soon after. Why? These are two completely different types of humor. Those who like this probably aren't interested in most YTMNDs.
November 25th, 2006
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This site is planted by Max and Syncan and some others as an experiment on how we would react to such n*gg*rtry. You're ALL N*GG*RS!
November 25th, 2006
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headshotsfacialexpressions.ytmnd.com
November 26th, 2006
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go away
November 26th, 2006
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I don't understand how this is getting so many views...
November 26th, 2006
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how does this get 90,000 views per day?
November 26th, 2006
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PEOPLE LOOKING AT THIS CRAPPY YTMND, IT'S NOT FUNNY, I'm SICK OF IT BEING THE TOP VIEWED YTMND GOD DAMN IT
November 26th, 2006
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STOP LOOKING AT THIS SITE* IT SUCCCKKKSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 26th, 2006
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Yeah I thought this was neat...like, last month...I stick by my 5 but it needs to get the f*ck off Top 15
November 26th, 2006
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someone get rid of this please. the definition of a ytmnd hardly applies to it, and yet it's allowed to surpass the entire all-time list. as we've all learned, ytmnds count as art, but this has no artistic value.
November 26th, 2006
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This site is planted by Max and Syncan and some others as an experiment on how we would react to such n*gg*rtry. You're ALL N*GG*RS!
November 26th, 2006
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Porkchop Sandwiches! Oh shi, gtfo of here, f*ck we're all dead!
November 26th, 2006
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stupid
November 26th, 2006
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delete this ebaums sh*t. this isn't a ytmnd, it's an audio file with subtitles.
November 26th, 2006
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yeah terribly overrated... the whole conversation seems forced and fake... I would assume everyone else would've felt this way too... >
November 26th, 2006
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Why is this getting so many views? Is someone bombing it somehow?
November 26th, 2006
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LOL GREAT INSTA-5 FUNNYEST I SEED
November 26th, 2006
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lazytownziggytouchy.ytmnd.com
November 26th, 2006
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Bob and Tom show sucks balls
November 26th, 2006
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I hope the prank ends before this approaches Blue Ball Factory
November 26th, 2006
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Okay, wow. This is number 5 in top viewed of all time. Can we please stop the madness? The line must be drawn here.
November 27th, 2006
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^ Well said, Raidy.
November 27th, 2006
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Raidy you make a great point of view about this. I thought diffrently about this that it would be an invitation to more Narvs and parasites.
November 27th, 2006
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haha, okay, so now even a norwegian newspaper is linking to this. the popularity of this ytmnd is just too much.
November 27th, 2006
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how the f*ck does this site get so many hits every day?
November 27th, 2006
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also, CONAN LOVES VAGINA
November 27th, 2006
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pure fuggin gold!
November 27th, 2006
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Holy crap you can save files from websites and upload them!?!?
November 27th, 2006
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The view count is likely fraudulent.
November 27th, 2006
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I'm going to try this myself some time, telemarketers piss me off
November 27th, 2006
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"This site is an example of everything YTMND _shouldn't_ be."
November 27th, 2006
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Hey. F*ck you.
November 27th, 2006
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downvoted noob
November 27th, 2006
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This ytmnd is being linked in emails to people, and that one article, plus who knows how many other places its being linked....this is rediculous.
November 27th, 2006
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November 27th, 2006
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What with all the sites that got killed because mods didn't think they deserved to be Worthwhile YTMNDs, I can't believe this awful site survives on the Top 15.
November 27th, 2006
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ZoMg take out Blue Ball!
November 27th, 2006
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I'm not one for causing trouble. Plus this is still hilarious. Five
November 27th, 2006
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At the rate this site is going, in four days will have been more viewed than the Picard Song. That's just sad.
November 27th, 2006
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changing this to some of Adair's gif collages + Earrape = lollerskates.
November 27th, 2006
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poor ytmnd. I could see my dad showing this to all his friends and chuckling. No go :(
November 27th, 2006
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LOL MAKE IT EAR RAPE
November 27th, 2006
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Guh... YTMND is so hateful these days....
November 27th, 2006
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hahahaaaa
November 27th, 2006
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die die die die die die die die please
November 27th, 2006
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Me gusta!
November 27th, 2006
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This has been on the front page how long?
November 27th, 2006
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some one is viewhacking this why?
November 27th, 2006
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epichockeyfightmaneuver.ytmnd.com
November 28th, 2006
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My favorite aspect of this site is the fact that it pisses off some many people. "Dammit man! Your site is getting too many views! It's ruining my life or something." -Typical
November 28th, 2006
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I'm 5'ing this strictcly because it pisses off downvoters.
November 28th, 2006
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add some NEDM.
November 28th, 2006
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this really... isn't funny.
November 28th, 2006
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Damn, i hate sites that make ytmnd more popular and increases the fanbase.
November 28th, 2006
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I love it when kids cry!
November 28th, 2006
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I'ma five this.
November 28th, 2006
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enough is enough
November 28th, 2006
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ok -1 for me getting this in an e-mail from this old guy i used to work with
November 28th, 2006
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In other news... http://babymicrowave.ytmnd.com/
November 28th, 2006
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Booo! Hissss!
November 28th, 2006
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I just want this removed. It's funny but it's not original or of YTMND caliber. Too many tools keep viewing this.
November 28th, 2006
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seriously though this needs to get off the front page now.
November 28th, 2006
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ok im sick of seeing this now.... it was funny at first....
November 28th, 2006
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also CCKS!
November 29th, 2006
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can you say view hack
November 29th, 2006
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f*ck this man. max should ban your stupid ass.
November 29th, 2006
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This is gayer than AIDS.
November 29th, 2006
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Too many god damn views. Vote changed to 1.
November 29th, 2006
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I dont know why this is getting so many views. If you watch it about 3-4 times you can start to pick up some tells that give this video away. It is fake, the marketer is in on the whole thing.
November 29th, 2006
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November 29th, 2006
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I think it can already go to the hall of fame, right now.
November 29th, 2006
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best ytmnd!!
November 29th, 2006
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F*CK TOM MABE AND F*CK THE NOOBS THAT LINK THIS SH*T TO ALL THEIR AOL BUDDIES IN SOME GAY CHAIN FWD EMAIL
November 29th, 2006
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Is this site what YTMND will be known for now? You can still redeem yourself by noising the image and audio.
November 29th, 2006
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piece of sh*t
November 29th, 2006
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I hope this goes to No. 1 just to piss off the f*ggot downvoters who don't think it's fair that a site get votes. MAX IT'S MY TURN TO GET ON THE SEE-SAW WHAAAAAAAAH I'M A GIANT DOUCHE BABY WHO EATS SEMEN WHAAAAAAAAAH IT'S NOT FAIR OTHER PEOPLE ARE MORE POPULAR THAN ME IT SHOULD BE A LAW WHAAAAAAAAAH ALSO C*CKS.
November 29th, 2006
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only about 50,000 views before it passes the picard song :( http://picard.ytmnd.com/
November 29th, 2006
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SORRY, NOT A WINNAR! INDEED LAD, YOU FAIL. PLEASE SUICIDE NOW. THANKS! =)
November 29th, 2006
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This site should be reset. Delete it and repost, I don't care. It just don't deserve a spot in the most viewed all time, and certainly doesn't deserve any kind of consideration for HoF
November 29th, 2006
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Yeah this was funny a month are so ago when it first showed up, now its old, its not funny, and its annoying, stop viewhacking and go away.
November 29th, 2006
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November 29th, 2006
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this isnt worth all the views its getting..
November 29th, 2006
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ugh
November 29th, 2006
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lazytownziggytouchy.ytmnd.com
November 29th, 2006
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oh my god that was f*cking hillarious!
November 29th, 2006
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Recently changed my vote from a 5 to a 4. Now it's a 3. So... watch out. This is nowhere near worthy of approaching Blue Ball Factory.
November 29th, 2006
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Looks like Picard Song will soon be surpassed.
November 29th, 2006
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This site gets Exactly, or around, 100,000 views a day. There is only one explanation for that. you view haxed it.
November 29th, 2006
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Forget Picard, this thing is passing Blue Ball, I guarentee it.
November 29th, 2006
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WTF nearly 3 million views? Why?
November 29th, 2006
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"This site gets Exactly, or around, 100,000 views a day." Bingo.
November 29th, 2006
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*gasp* Littleton, Colorado?! That's where Columbine High School is! :o
November 29th, 2006
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It's because it was on national news, you dumbf*cks. It's not viewhacking.
November 29th, 2006
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Yah Keyoke, that's why it gets EXACTLY on or around 100,000 views per day, every day, without fluctuation.
November 29th, 2006
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Downvoters are harsh critics with no sence of humor = *ssh*les
November 29th, 2006
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Wonderful. =D
November 29th, 2006
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Prove that it's hax or stfu. It wasn't always getting 100K a day. You downvoters must have some teeny tiny penises. Max isn't going to delete it or ban the author just because you don't like it. Prove hax or stfu and gtfo.
November 29th, 2006
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GTFO
November 29th, 2006
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moweru
November 29th, 2006
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Go away. GO AWAY!!!!!
November 29th, 2006
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November 29th, 2006
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kill the damn site
November 29th, 2006
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goddamnit I hate you...
November 29th, 2006
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god this is sh*t, it was sh*t when it was first made, it is sh*t now.
November 29th, 2006
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OK, I liked this site until I saw how many views it got. It doesn't deserve to be the top viewed YTMND of all time (eventually).
November 29th, 2006
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haha
November 30th, 2006
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I'm really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really tired of seeing this.
November 30th, 2006
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A daily f*ck you - you ruined YTMND
November 30th, 2006
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Lame This is worse than when Batman passed up Picard
November 30th, 2006
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Starting a few weeks ago I began to remove a star for every week longer this was on here. i know a downvote doesn't suffiece to much with the amount of views this site is getting from outside sources anyway. I've heard speculation that this is in chain mails too. So please, i merely ask that you put some polend ear rape in there. The effect of such an action would be amazing.
November 30th, 2006
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Just... just don't let this become the highest-viewed ytmnd ever. Please... for history's sake.
November 30th, 2006
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wow. now it's beating Picard Song. go look at Picard song right now. That my friends, is the definition of a YTMND. what in god's name is this thing. someone please stop the viewhacking.
November 30th, 2006
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Please delete your site, it is not a YTMND. Post it on break.com or sh*t even ebaum's world. No intertextuality, no editting... Just a sound file with subtitles. The call is so obviously staged anyway. ROFL at the people who thought it was real.
November 30th, 2006
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This is the equivalent of Barry Bonds breaking the home run record. In other words, it doesn't deserve it.
November 30th, 2006
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GTFO
November 30th, 2006
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clease, purge, KILL!
November 30th, 2006
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this was funny what 2 months ago? purge it
November 30th, 2006
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f*ck this site is getting annoying
November 30th, 2006
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lol. 2,715,475 views all time! yet only 1113 people favorited it.. and no sponsorship. wtf? this just doesnt make sense :P. ok it was funny the first time i looked at it but after that the funny went away.. the numbers just dont make sense to me.. oh well. 3
November 30th, 2006
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oh and i just noticed that out of all those views that there are only 4,020 votes :P
November 30th, 2006
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It's not as unfunny as you're all making it out to be. Everyone here is just pissed off that it's getting so many views. The reason for this is because a lot of sites link to here. Probably because some mainstream ones do the same.
November 30th, 2006
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go away
November 30th, 2006
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REPENT SINNERS! IT CANNOT BE STOPPED! ON DECEMBER 21st (or possibly earlier) THIS WILL TOP BLUE BALL MACHINE! YOU CAN DO NOTHING!
November 30th, 2006
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Delete for the sake of F*CKING ANYTHING.
November 30th, 2006
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If I had a site like this, with so many links and so many views, I'd delete it. Just to be able to say, "Yeah, I killed that internet fad". Plus it pisses everyone off that's not a complete dumbass.
November 30th, 2006
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FAIL
November 30th, 2006
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omfg not funny anymore u lose good day sir....
November 30th, 2006
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I wouldn't delete it. I would edit it. Change it to something completely retarded. Make millions of people link to the words "Also, c*cks" with teh cake song playing or something.
November 30th, 2006
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F*CKING WIN!!
November 30th, 2006
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It's just a gif rendering of the transcription of a phone call. None of the funny is original. It should not be getting this many hits.
November 30th, 2006
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hay guyz dis ytmnd sux bcuz teh peeplez r viewing it
November 30th, 2006
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Is there any reason to complain that this is the top viewed site? Let your anger go... there is nothing you can do.
November 30th, 2006
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noooo! die! die! die! die! http://approachingblueballmachine.ytmnd.com/http://approachingblueballmachine.ytmnd.com/http://approachingblueballmachine.ytmnd.com/
November 30th, 2006
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Please delete this site. You can stop it. Just do it already!
November 30th, 2006
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go die in a fire
November 30th, 2006
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I agree with Locke5
November 30th, 2006
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GO!!! BEAT THE BLUE BALL MACHINE!!!!
November 30th, 2006
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please max do something about this...
November 30th, 2006
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hi *ssh*le, Polendize this site already if you have any sense of humor. Do you realize how funny it would be to ear rape 100k unsuspecting internet retards a day?
November 30th, 2006
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NEEDS MORE POLEND EAR RAPE
November 30th, 2006
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'''''ING STOP WATCHING AND VOTING
November 30th, 2006
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I will be removing this ytmnd. talking to max later.
November 30th, 2006
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stop watching this!
November 30th, 2006
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CRAP GJ for breaking copyright laws and somehow spreading this link like a VIRUS across the intarweb.
November 30th, 2006
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I've seen funnier. ALOT funnier.
November 30th, 2006
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Become an hero, delete the f*cking site you egotistical *ss or i will just pay max off to do it for you.
November 30th, 2006
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hall of fame'd
September 29th, 2007
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d'emaf fo llah
November 30th, 2006
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Max wins.
November 30th, 2006
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NO DO NOT HALL OF FAME
November 30th, 2006
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F*CKING GO THE F*CK AWAY
November 30th, 2006
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It's disturbing and alarming how many views you get. I hate you. D:
November 30th, 2006
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F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING SUCKS F*CKING
November 30th, 2006
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ALL YOU LADIES POP YO PUSSY LIKE THIS
November 30th, 2006
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i am downvoting this because it gets so many views.
November 30th, 2006
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November 30th, 2006
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5'd and fav'd, hall of fame worthy!
November 30th, 2006
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Please delete this site.
November 30th, 2006
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Please delete this site.
November 30th, 2006
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Noob.
November 30th, 2006
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This was kinda funny at first, but it doesn't last past the first listen. I'm surprised this dumb fad hasn't passed yet.
November 30th, 2006
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You ruined YTMND - Max, you supported it
November 30th, 2006
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yup, Max put this into the HOF because everyone bitched about it so much. Just because he can. gg Max.
November 30th, 2006
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DIE... DIE! DIEOIPADOAKDEDOPAKO
November 30th, 2006
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"Wow nice job taking a phone call I'd expect to find on Ebaumsworld, doing NOTHING with the sound and lazily adding a crappy image. Your 4.4 rating is well deserved."
November 30th, 2006
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There's a reason why it's called the "Hall of Fame", not the "Hall of Awesomeness". It's in there because it's famous - which it is.
November 30th, 2006
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Hall of Fame, 2nd page. Grats, now gtfo my front page.
November 30th, 2006
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WATCH APPROCHING BLUE BALL MACHINE this is no longer funny and does not deserve so many views.
November 30th, 2006
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This will never be the site Blue Ball Machine is. No matter how many views this has, it is still just a f*ggy short film.
November 30th, 2006
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blue ball is a gif from somethingawful with music on it. i don't see it as being so much more creative than this.
November 30th, 2006
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You have failed the swarm by accepting so much aid..
November 30th, 2006
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this rocks
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