My Hamster has Stigmata
Created on: November 14th, 2006
My Hamster has Stigmata
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When I woke up I saw my hamster, Stitch, has wounds resembling visible stigmata. (i think he got them stuck in his wheel, and I took the wheel out just in case.)

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November 14th, 2006
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It delivers what it promises.
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Not even Escape Music
November 14th, 2006
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call a microwave....................3d for meh
November 14th, 2006
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1 !
November 14th, 2006
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hail king of the jew hamsters
November 14th, 2006
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hampster jesus fad?
November 14th, 2006
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priest! :O
November 14th, 2006
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the best of waking up, is hamster jesus fad in your cup!!!
November 14th, 2006
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After two milleniums our savior is back. Oh wait, he reincarnated into a hamster? I didn't know he was boudhist?!?
November 14th, 2006
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lol. yeah, call the preist. then record the whole conversation and make a YTMND of it. do it and i fav all of your sites..... if i am amused
November 14th, 2006
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You sure the blood on his paws isn't from your *ssh*le?
November 14th, 2006
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everytime i pray, i'm gonna stand in the direction of this ytmnd.
November 14th, 2006
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wow that thing is blessed
November 14th, 2006
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YUO WIN
November 14th, 2006
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Judging by the similarity to the wounds on either side, he could be chewing his hands. You know, either that, or he's hamster jesus.
November 14th, 2006
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yeah dude call a vet sh*t could get infected or something
November 14th, 2006
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aww poor hamster
November 14th, 2006
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Stigmata can't be infected.
November 14th, 2006
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Judging by the similarity to the wounds on either side, he could be chewing his hands. You know, either that, or he's hamster jesus.
November 14th, 2006
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i hope you used natural inks when you drew that on
November 14th, 2006
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oh and perhaps a better music choice would have been church related chants or an all boys church choir
November 14th, 2006
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jesus has been reincarnated as a hamster? awesome.
November 14th, 2006
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i feel kinda guilty, making a spectical of him... poor guy, he's the best hamster i've ever met. but do not worship him, for he is only a pet.
November 14th, 2006
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let my gerbils go!
November 14th, 2006
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call a vetpriest!.... a vet.
November 14th, 2006
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what a cool little critter = D
November 14th, 2006
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Put it in the microwave, if it truly is a miracle, god will save it, or he might lock you in hell for 3 consecutive eternities
November 14th, 2006
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he should hang out with this guy! http://holysh*tter.ytmnd.com LOL
November 14th, 2006
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butt plug?
November 14th, 2006
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Hamster Jesus is the new lords and savior.
November 14th, 2006
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I think that's cool. Too bad you're probably an anti-theist (LOL RELIGION HURR AMIRITE?) so you won't take him to a priest.
November 14th, 2006
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JESIS HAMPASTER!
November 14th, 2006
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Poor baby
November 14th, 2006
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You give him to me.
November 14th, 2006
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you call a VETERAPREISTIAN
November 14th, 2006
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You should crucify him, just in case.
November 14th, 2006
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u have a hamster......such a funny name for a aminal
November 14th, 2006
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-1 for piercing your hamster's hands with a pin
November 14th, 2006
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awwww...
November 14th, 2006
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"but do not worship him, for he is only a pet." too late, he's my new ... personal ... jesus.
November 14th, 2006
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Aww, that so cute!
November 14th, 2006
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if he has a wire wheel, that could be from that... a solution would be to put duct tape across it to flatten the surface, but make sure the tap is less sticky before u let him run on it by wearing the part not stuck to the wire/mesh or w/e a bit on the inside
November 14th, 2006
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Vegeta! What does the scouter say about Hamster Jesus Fad? It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 14th, 2006
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lmao, how'd it get that?
November 14th, 2006
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LOL CALL A PRIEST! Record the call and post a YTMND!
November 14th, 2006
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Hail Hamster Jesus!
November 14th, 2006
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Do not use the barred wheel, use a plastic wheel so their little hands cannot get stuck and hurt.
November 14th, 2006
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RUN!
November 14th, 2006
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+5 for hamster jesus
November 14th, 2006
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ROFL WTF
November 14th, 2006
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All hail Hamster Jesus!
November 14th, 2006
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Ahh f*ck, god missed when he threw Jesus back to earth.
November 14th, 2006
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my little hamster, Stitch with ouchies. OUCHIES FTW.
November 14th, 2006
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STITCH!!
November 14th, 2006
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Kinda hard to see, but I love it. =]
November 14th, 2006
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I'd call both just to be sure
November 14th, 2006
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IT COULD BE SAINT MICHAEL. HE ALSO HAD STIGMATA; HE MADE WOUNDS LIKE CHRIST ON HIS HANDS AS A REMINDER. I'M ROMAN CATHOLIC. FTW.
November 14th, 2006
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I was hoping to hear "Stigmata" by Ministry. :(
November 14th, 2006
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Woah... I see it know...
November 14th, 2006
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why is he yellow?
November 14th, 2006
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stiches!! D:
November 14th, 2006
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Hamster Jesus!!!
November 14th, 2006
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A young vet and an old priest should do the trick...
November 14th, 2006
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stitch has come in contact with the divine...
November 14th, 2006
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Did you use the flash at nearly point blank on the poor guy? Jesus, you've blinded him and he's bleeding to death...
November 14th, 2006
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lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
November 14th, 2006
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TAKE HIM TO THE CHURCH. HE MUST BE BLESSED!
November 14th, 2006
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rofl
November 14th, 2006
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epic. back when they used to make hamster water bottles out of metal, I had 2 hamsters commit suicide on them trying to escape. It was sadder than this music :(
November 14th, 2006
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The stupid useless rodent is probably just biting himself. Stupid rodent. Die.
November 27th, 2006
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awwww :(