My Hamster has Stigmata
Created on: November 14th, 2006
My Hamster has Stigmata
MML 
hamstigmata.ytmnd.com
When I woke up I saw my hamster, Stitch, has wounds resembling visible stigmata. (i think he got them stuck in his wheel, and I took the wheel out just in case.)
my little hamster, Stitch with ouchies
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crash2455
November 14th, 2006
12:06:48 PM CST
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It delivers what it promises.
fuzzhammersignifican
November 14th, 2006
12:06:53 PM CST
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Not even Escape Music
mrmidvoter
November 14th, 2006
12:07:27 PM CST
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call a microwave....................3d for meh
thePlease
November 14th, 2006
12:08:49 PM CST
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1 !
Father-McKenzie
November 14th, 2006
12:12:22 PM CST
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hail king of the jew hamsters
Evilbunny
November 14th, 2006
12:12:29 PM CST
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hampster jesus fad?
mo0rbid
November 14th, 2006
12:14:14 PM CST
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priest! :O
kiddj
November 14th, 2006
12:16:36 PM CST
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the best of waking up, is hamster jesus fad in your cup!!!
Monkeyget
November 14th, 2006
12:18:41 PM CST
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After two milleniums our savior is back. Oh wait, he reincarnated into a hamster? I didn't know he was boudhist?!?
NotrsNik
November 14th, 2006
12:20:54 PM CST
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lol. yeah, call the preist. then record the whole conversation and make a YTMND of it. do it and i fav all of your sites..... if i am amused
Intellectawe
November 14th, 2006
12:24:39 PM CST
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You sure the blood on his paws isn't from your *ssh*le?
thaEdderz
November 14th, 2006
12:29:56 PM CST
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everytime i pray, i'm gonna stand in the direction of this ytmnd.
PinkUniscorn
November 14th, 2006
12:31:45 PM CST
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wow that thing is blessed
SenatorZuul
November 14th, 2006
12:45:00 PM CST
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YUO WIN
shiggy
November 14th, 2006
1:00:51 PM CST
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Judging by the similarity to the wounds on either side, he could be chewing his hands. You know, either that, or he's hamster jesus.
avngingandbright
November 14th, 2006
1:12:33 PM CST
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yeah dude call a vet sh*t could get infected or something
rusko
November 14th, 2006
1:24:23 PM CST
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aww poor hamster
kaidkaicker
November 14th, 2006
1:34:17 PM CST
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Stigmata can't be infected.
Pettitman
November 14th, 2006
1:36:40 PM CST
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Judging by the similarity to the wounds on either side, he could be chewing his hands. You know, either that, or he's hamster jesus.
fearcondom
November 14th, 2006
1:38:22 PM CST
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i hope you used natural inks when you drew that on
fearcondom
November 14th, 2006
1:40:13 PM CST
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oh and perhaps a better music choice would have been church related chants or an all boys church choir
sherbet-boy
November 14th, 2006
1:41:02 PM CST
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jesus has been reincarnated as a hamster? awesome.
MML
November 14th, 2006
2:00:29 PM CST
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i feel kinda guilty, making a spectical of him... poor guy, he's the best hamster i've ever met. but do not worship him, for he is only a pet.
WalmartPwns
November 14th, 2006
2:15:11 PM CST
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let my gerbils go!
Abdiel
November 14th, 2006
2:24:44 PM CST
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call a vetpriest!.... a vet.
Servo
November 14th, 2006
2:26:40 PM CST
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what a cool little critter = D
Fried-Potato
November 14th, 2006
2:30:28 PM CST
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Put it in the microwave, if it truly is a miracle, god will save it, or he might lock you in hell for 3 consecutive eternities
mghtyred
November 14th, 2006
2:35:46 PM CST
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he should hang out with this guy! http://holysh*tter.ytmnd.com LOL
Dieselboy
November 14th, 2006
2:45:11 PM CST
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butt plug?
Archaea
November 14th, 2006
2:48:36 PM CST
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Hamster Jesus is the new lords and savior.
Sweetards
November 14th, 2006
2:52:05 PM CST
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I think that's cool. Too bad you're probably an anti-theist (LOL RELIGION HURR AMIRITE?) so you won't take him to a priest.
Bubonicdeath
November 14th, 2006
3:03:27 PM CST
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JESIS HAMPASTER!
orbpael
November 14th, 2006
3:10:22 PM CST
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Poor baby
CyrisMustang
November 14th, 2006
3:26:06 PM CST
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You give him to me.
Bob-the-Builder
November 14th, 2006
3:28:19 PM CST
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you call a VETERAPREISTIAN
Available-Questionma
November 14th, 2006
3:34:18 PM CST
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You should crucify him, just in case.
batchler
November 14th, 2006
5:32:49 PM CST
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u have a hamster......such a funny name for a aminal
latrosicarius
November 14th, 2006
6:16:46 PM CST
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-1 for piercing your hamster's hands with a pin
renegade64
November 14th, 2006
6:30:20 PM CST
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awwww...
moheevi
November 14th, 2006
6:38:50 PM CST
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"but do not worship him, for he is only a pet." too late, he's my new ... personal ... jesus.
verbrennen1369
November 14th, 2006
6:44:51 PM CST
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Aww, that so cute!
Oenix
November 14th, 2006
6:44:52 PM CST
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if he has a wire wheel, that could be from that... a solution would be to put duct tape across it to flatten the surface, but make sure the tap is less sticky before u let him run on it by wearing the part not stuck to the wire/mesh or w/e a bit on the inside
Cwitz
November 14th, 2006
6:45:54 PM CST
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Vegeta! What does the scouter say about Hamster Jesus Fad? It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bombasticbeats47
November 14th, 2006
7:14:30 PM CST
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lmao, how'd it get that?
Jolb
November 14th, 2006
7:16:19 PM CST
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LOL CALL A PRIEST! Record the call and post a YTMND!
thenightmareofsolomo
November 14th, 2006
7:18:42 PM CST
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Hail Hamster Jesus!
Bpcmario
November 14th, 2006
7:23:11 PM CST
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Do not use the barred wheel, use a plastic wheel so their little hands cannot get stuck and hurt.
Kazuma
November 14th, 2006
7:29:41 PM CST
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RUN!
maxfuk
November 14th, 2006
7:46:42 PM CST
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+5 for hamster jesus
BTVagrant
November 14th, 2006
7:49:45 PM CST
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ROFL WTF
cabus
November 14th, 2006
7:56:37 PM CST
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All hail Hamster Jesus!
link-defender
November 14th, 2006
8:20:19 PM CST
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Ahh f*ck, god missed when he threw Jesus back to earth.
strumpetanuspoo
November 14th, 2006
8:21:24 PM CST
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my little hamster, Stitch with ouchies. OUCHIES FTW.
blackman
November 14th, 2006
8:21:51 PM CST
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STITCH!!
BioFreak
November 14th, 2006
8:24:15 PM CST
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Kinda hard to see, but I love it. =]
Quario
November 14th, 2006
8:46:46 PM CST
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I'd call both just to be sure
scorpkris
November 14th, 2006
8:58:42 PM CST
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IT COULD BE SAINT MICHAEL. HE ALSO HAD STIGMATA; HE MADE WOUNDS LIKE CHRIST ON HIS HANDS AS A REMINDER. I'M ROMAN CATHOLIC. FTW.
hanktherapper
November 14th, 2006
9:01:10 PM CST
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I was hoping to hear "Stigmata" by Ministry. :(
NateVonSocks
November 14th, 2006
9:01:29 PM CST
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Woah... I see it know...
MEO
November 14th, 2006
9:04:54 PM CST
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why is he yellow?
moonasha
November 14th, 2006
9:31:29 PM CST
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stiches!! D:
Econojon
November 14th, 2006
9:35:40 PM CST
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Hamster Jesus!!!
Zaggotzoo
November 14th, 2006
9:44:47 PM CST
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A young vet and an old priest should do the trick...
Garaffattack
November 14th, 2006
10:04:04 PM CST
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stitch has come in contact with the divine...
Hackuuna
November 14th, 2006
10:21:12 PM CST
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Did you use the flash at nearly point blank on the poor guy? Jesus, you've blinded him and he's bleeding to death...
altaccount
November 14th, 2006
10:22:40 PM CST
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lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
Agressor
November 14th, 2006
10:26:01 PM CST
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TAKE HIM TO THE CHURCH. HE MUST BE BLESSED!
lilsis
November 14th, 2006
10:49:53 PM CST
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rofl
ALMusic
November 14th, 2006
10:56:43 PM CST
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epic. back when they used to make hamster water bottles out of metal, I had 2 hamsters commit suicide on them trying to escape. It was sadder than this music :(
Onel
November 14th, 2006
11:22:39 PM CST
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The stupid useless rodent is probably just biting himself. Stupid rodent. Die.
wild09
November 27th, 2006
2:35:06 AM CST
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awwww :(