The Most Racist YTMND Ever.
Created on: November 15th, 2006
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If you know any more jokes, leave them in comment and I'll add. Also I'm black so it's ok.

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November 15th, 2006
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adding music right now so don't start
November 15th, 2006
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F*ck You.
November 15th, 2006
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I don't care if you are black, these jokes aren't funny at all, and the whole thing is kinda tasteless.
November 15th, 2006
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It's not okay.
November 15th, 2006
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k,lol
November 15th, 2006
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rofl. "How can black women fight crime?" That was the best one. I got one. How come black people are so tall? Cause their negroes! knee grows..he heh Oh this is terrible.
November 15th, 2006
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November 15th, 2006
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lol racism.
November 15th, 2006
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This is what I hate about the internet. Fourteen year old talking sh*theads.
November 15th, 2006
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Look at all the PC pansies, haha.
November 15th, 2006
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lol racists music xD
November 15th, 2006
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whew. pretty low >_> dang. Y'know. I wish they didn't perpetuate the stereotype. I have seen some damned loud and obnoxious black people. I have seen some damned loud and obnoxioius WHITE people, but the WHITE ones are singled out and shunned and looked at like "are you f*cking nuts?", whereas the BLACK ones get a chorous of whoops backing them up x.x
November 15th, 2006
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I poop .....in your cornflakes
November 15th, 2006
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olllllllll
November 15th, 2006
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What did you get when you put a black woman in outerspace? A black hoe.
November 15th, 2006
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Why can't n*gg*rs read? Because that would be black on white crime.
November 15th, 2006
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Why is justice blind? It saw too many black people.
November 15th, 2006
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Why do n*gg*rs always die first in horror movies? So the villain does'nt have too much competition.
November 15th, 2006
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What self respecting black person would make such a site? I guess this makes you an uncle tom
November 15th, 2006
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Laaaaaaaaaaame.
November 15th, 2006
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ooh. A Lost black joke. How does a black person survive on LOST? They give their foodstamps to Locke .
November 15th, 2006
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Whats the difference between a n*gg*r woman and a pitbull? The lipstick. Did you hear about the new black barbie? It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare cheque. Why do n*gg*rs like fingerbowls in restaurants? So they can wash the silverware before they steal it. What do you call 100 n*gg*rs in a barn? Antique farming equipment. Why don't n*gg*rs celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isn't open on holidays. How long does it take a black woman to take a sh*t? 9 months.
November 15th, 2006
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Oh lord. How do you starve a n*gg*r? Hide their foodstamps in their workboots.
November 15th, 2006
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Meh, It's not that bad.... What about the asians? How could it be the most racist if it wasn't racist against EVERYONE? What about Asians can't drive and all that sh*t? Or white people f*ck their cousins.
November 15th, 2006
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Why did so many people die in the Titanic? They did'nt have enough n*gg*rs to use as lifeboats.
November 15th, 2006
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What do you get when you cross a n*gg*r with a horse? Colt 45
November 15th, 2006
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BEST SITE EVER
November 15th, 2006
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What do you get when you cross a bored, upper middle class, white teenager and the internet? An idiot.
November 15th, 2006
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I've seen lots of sites more racist than this.
November 15th, 2006
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5 for johnny rebel
November 15th, 2006
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Hahaha oh dear. I'm 5'ing this because you need the support. And I laughed.
November 15th, 2006
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F*ck you
November 15th, 2006
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StoneHawk and TehGR1ZZ about summed it up. Making fun of whitey is all fun and games, but when someone offends a minority, then we all must be detained and shipped off to racially insensitive gulags until we're all good little lemmings.
November 15th, 2006
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I've got a good one for you to add. "Why don't you throw a rock at a n*gg*r riding a bike? Becuase it's your bike" and "What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? DROP IT N*GG*R!", or "What's faster than a n*gg*r running away with your stolen TV? His brother with your DVD player."
November 15th, 2006
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MarcusTheMartin: You're an idiot.
November 15th, 2006
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Actually Lazytownazi I don't support the use of any racial slurs you appear to be trying to stereotype those against stereotypes
November 15th, 2006
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You're stereotyping him as being an Uncle Tom for being able to laugh at black jokes
November 15th, 2006
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found it funy
November 15th, 2006
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I'm sure it's possible for black people to laugh at black jokes without being an "Uncle Tom".
November 15th, 2006
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November 15th, 2006
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i lol'd several times
November 15th, 2006
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lol RACISM YEAH!
November 15th, 2006
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these are all great jokes ...and true also...n*gg*rs should all go f*cking die w00t... crime doesnt pay you dumbasses... white power ftw whether anyone says otherwise
November 15th, 2006
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What do you do when to many n*gg*s are hanging out on your porch? Hang'em in the back yard instead.
November 15th, 2006
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November 15th, 2006
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Racism makes you impotent and ugly. NO WAIT, YOU WERE ALREADY LIKE THAT OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
November 15th, 2006
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I think you should make this into a 5 part series, you already did the racist-against-blacks one, now you have to do whites, asians, mestizos and jews
November 15th, 2006
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Lose.
November 15th, 2006
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jesus.
November 15th, 2006
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5d because some people just dont get the whole idea that its all JOKES. He said hes black to let you know he doesnt MEAN any of this. Personally I thought it was funny as hell. We need to make a stupid people hate site.
November 15th, 2006
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Ha, I love tasteless jokes. Even if they arn't true. I prefer the wording "What do you call a black woman on birth control? ...Crime Prevention". Also, "how do you get a n*gg*r out of a tree? Cut the rope."
November 15th, 2006
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All you need to do is make a racist site to find out who is stupid. The people who have an emotional knee-jerk reaction to it are the idiots.
November 15th, 2006
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I just think that making a racist "statement" while hiding behind the safety of the internet is no different than riding down the street in a car with your friends and yelling out the window "HEY YOU STUPID N*GG*R GO STEAL SOME WATERMELONS!!" and speeding down the street high-fiving each other and laughing your asses off. It's stupid, it lacks class and we need a lot less of it. But then again, opinions are like *ssh*les...
November 15th, 2006
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lol racism
November 15th, 2006
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+4 for making fun of people regardless of race. I'm sick of race always being an issue.... it never used to be such a hotpoint until people started pointing out everyone's "differences" in the name of "diversity." Check the definiton of diversity - it's based in differences!
November 15th, 2006
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You, "these are just jokes" people are sad excuses for humans. Your parents need to be imprisoned for turning your sorry asses out.
November 15th, 2006
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But if he's black..
November 15th, 2006
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jablofett, common sense ftw. Also look at the guy who wants to imprision people who don't hold a DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH point of view; good job on the tolerence there buddy.
November 15th, 2006
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Haha can't believe all the views and votes on this. I first heard that bag joke in the Doom novels.
November 15th, 2006
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I woulda 1d this, But the basketball one is great. Did you know, in the Olympics, Black people are better runners and White people are better shooters... Coincidence? (btw, there is a proper nonracist reason why). Also btw, i think racism is bad when intent is bad, ie You hate them and intend to make them feel bad. Its ok if your making light of a situation for comedic value if not in a degrading way, ie Basketball joke is purely coincidental and more like a play on differences in contexts.
November 15th, 2006
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Chris Rock made millions of dollars trashing on his own race. +5 for shock value, +0 for unoriginal black jokes, -2 for using that "I'm black" excuse in your comment.
November 15th, 2006
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Only black jokes? Get orginal
November 15th, 2006
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1'd.
November 15th, 2006
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music fixed enjoy
November 15th, 2006
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THATS ME. DOWNVOTING YOUR SITES. STEALIN UR BIKES.
November 15th, 2006
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n*gg*r
November 15th, 2006
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He's black so its okay everyone
November 15th, 2006
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Also I'm black so it's ok.
November 15th, 2006
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:data:
November 15th, 2006
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Dude, this made me cringe, its so 5 worthy
November 15th, 2006
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As bad as I feel for finding these funny, they are funny. Racism isn't funny when it's hateful purposefully, but when used for humor all races can be funny regardless of their skin color. The songs were a bit over the top though :(
November 15th, 2006
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Lame and unfunny jokes. They're just sh*tty attempts to thinly disguise the hate speech inbred dumbasses waste their time with to project their own self-hatred and worthlessness onto some other group. Commedians like Chris Rock have better routines bout black people that are actually funny.
November 15th, 2006
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Purely awesome. Racist jokes are the best.
November 15th, 2006
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disgusting. wtf? why spread this sh*t?
November 16th, 2006
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hey bitches, lighten the f*ck up. It's not 1964 anymore; its ok to make n*gg*r jokes. You have to wait 20 years for it to be ok, and I think it's been about twice as long as that. So chill out people
November 18th, 2006
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No, it's not ok. Weather your black ((yeah right) or not there's such a thing called taste. And the N-word just isnt funny to some of us. Eespecily after the 50th or so time we hear it in 15 seconds.
November 18th, 2006
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Holy sh*t, I did'nt know there were so many political correct people. On ymtnd of all the places? The very place that brings you "n*gg* stole my bike". Now all of sudden people have morals and consideration? Interesting change around. I don't know what could be to blame for this. Maybe its because the author said he was black? mmmmm hmmmm Could these rejections of this site actually be rejections of yourselves? The hatred you all hold deep inside you. It burns you to see your own thoughts played back to you
November 23rd, 2006
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people who complian about being called n*gg*r are stupid, seriously. n*gg*r is long for negro meaning black which is kinda ur color, you seem to have lightened up but back then brown prolly wasnt a color or soemthing
December 18th, 2006
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o lawdy is dat sum downvotes
January 6th, 2007
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+3 for hilarious jokes, +62 because PC people piss me the f*ck off. Looks like it doesn't go that high so you'll have to settle with a 5.