Bob Dole!
Created on: December 1st, 2006
Bob Dole!
Bob Dole!

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December 1st, 2006
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YES DUDE!!!! EPIC! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
December 1st, 2006
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DEW!!!
December 1st, 2006
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Lol
December 1st, 2006
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WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!
December 1st, 2006
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HoF this sh*t
December 1st, 2006
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Win
December 1st, 2006
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political win
December 1st, 2006
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BOB DOLE IS INSANE!!!!!!! And he's always sending the poor to the war...huh...
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soad= teh win
December 1st, 2006
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I think those are the actual lyrics
December 1st, 2006
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I lol'd.
December 1st, 2006
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5'd
December 1st, 2006
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lmao! This rocks. Why is this so funny?
December 1st, 2006
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bob dole = instant 5
December 1st, 2006
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BOB DOOOLE! BOB DOLE INTO MY HANDS! I COMEND MY SPIRITS! BOB DOLE INTO MY HANDS WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!?
December 1st, 2006
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I never thought of that! You win!
December 1st, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I used to be an idiotic SOAD fan so this made me laugh extra.
December 1st, 2006
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wawawewah, is nice
December 1st, 2006
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Bob Dole loves this site. Bob Dole. BOB DOLE!
December 1st, 2006
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L + O + L
December 1st, 2006
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5. Have a nice day.
December 1st, 2006
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Thanks dude, you made my night...
December 1st, 2006
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LOL another SOAD YTMND!!
December 1st, 2006
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i was always wondering what they were saying
December 1st, 2006
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hahaha
December 1st, 2006
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Vote for Bob Dole for a Bob Dole America so a Bob Dole can lead Bob Dole in the Bob Dole America
December 1st, 2006
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rofl, good loop. funny image too.
December 1st, 2006
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Bob Dole? Moar like BOB LOL!
December 1st, 2006
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would be even better if you had a picture without that 'got wood?' sh*t in there. dont like it.
December 1st, 2006
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done
December 1st, 2006
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lol.
December 1st, 2006
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Aww this reminds me of the time when I actually like soad. F*cking Mezermerize.
December 1st, 2006
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This pic is much better... To the top viewed with you, sir...
December 1st, 2006
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The funny part about this is that I actually noticed the 'bob dole' thing when the song came out all those years ago. never shared it until now =P
December 1st, 2006
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BOB DOOOOOOOOLE (father lover) BOB DOOOOOOOOLE (father lover) BOB DOOOOOOOOLE (father lover) RIGHT NOOOOOOOOW (oooooh hizzat) BOB DOOOOOOOOLE (father lover) BOB DOOOOOOOOLE (father lover) BOB DOOOOOOOOLE (father lover) RIGHT NOOOOOOOOW (oooooh hizzat) BOB DOOOOOOOOLE (father lover) BOB DOOOOOOOOLE (father lover) BOB DOOOOOOOOLE (father lover) RIGHT NOOOOOOOOW (oooooh hizzat) BOB DOOOOOOOOLE (father lover) BOB DOOOOOOOOLE (father lover) BOB DOOOOOOOOLE (father lover) RIGHT NOOOOOOOOW (oooooh hizzat)
December 1st, 2006
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Ha. Ha.
December 1st, 2006
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Haha, 5.
December 1st, 2006
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bob dole = instant 5
December 1st, 2006
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5 because SOAD rocks so f*cking hard
December 2nd, 2006
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It is green.
December 2nd, 2006
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I roffled
December 2nd, 2006
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perfect
December 2nd, 2006
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bob dole gives this a 3
December 2nd, 2006
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Wow man, this is an amazing display of dew skills. WIN!
December 2nd, 2006
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meh its a stretch
December 2nd, 2006
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Bob Dole. Definitely Bob Dole.
December 2nd, 2006
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bob dole...... BOB DOLE!
December 2nd, 2006
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Awesome
December 2nd, 2006
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Hilarious!
December 2nd, 2006
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love these
December 2nd, 2006
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BOB DOLE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
December 2nd, 2006
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you somehow made system of a down cool
December 2nd, 2006
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minor lolz
December 2nd, 2006
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Good job
December 2nd, 2006
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I used to make fun of him all the time. This is great.
December 2nd, 2006
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Bob Dole! Bob Dole!
December 2nd, 2006
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Holy sh*t, even thePlease 5'd this. I love this, it made me lol. :D
December 2nd, 2006
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system of a down sucks but this is a good ytmnd :D
December 2nd, 2006
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system of a down sucks but this is a good ytmnd :D
December 2nd, 2006
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Lets see YOU take multiple Nazi bullets to your right side! Bob Dole an American Ninja.
December 2nd, 2006
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Been a while since I've seen a good dew army site. 5.
December 2nd, 2006
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Win on too many levels to describe in our primative written language.
December 2nd, 2006
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BAWB DAWWWWL
December 2nd, 2006
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dew!
December 2nd, 2006
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December 2nd, 2006
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WTF INTERNETS LOL
December 2nd, 2006
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another volunteer for the dew army
December 2nd, 2006
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BOD DOEW!!!!!!!
December 2nd, 2006
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NICE
December 2nd, 2006
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It's good to see classic-style sites on here again :) Not to mention a goodball candidate from the 1996 US Prez Election.
December 2nd, 2006
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rock the vote.
December 2nd, 2006
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I'm not big on these LYRICYTMND -- but this one is great!
December 2nd, 2006
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Hahaha, ah, the power of suggestion.
December 2nd, 2006
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i knew this would be dew army
December 2nd, 2006
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It all makes sense now...!
December 2nd, 2006
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RATM ftwzorz
December 2nd, 2006
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err wait, i cant believe i typed, that, SOAD, argh
December 2nd, 2006
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Great loop
December 2nd, 2006
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Win
December 2nd, 2006
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This represents YTMND at it's finest!
December 2nd, 2006
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LMAO!!! HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
December 2nd, 2006
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YES
December 2nd, 2006
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Own.
December 2nd, 2006
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omg Bob Dole!!! hes awesome.
December 2nd, 2006
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Epic win
December 2nd, 2006
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Yay, a return of the Dew Army!
December 2nd, 2006
(-1)
poorly interpreted lyrics = 1'd. These kind of sites are so old and unoriginal
July 13th, 2007
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You're a worthless piece of sh*t and you should have never existed.
December 2nd, 2006
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Bob Dole likes your style
December 2nd, 2006
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BOB DOLE IS SHARING HIS PEANUT BUTTER FOR THIS ONE
December 2nd, 2006
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Best application of SOAD to date.
December 2nd, 2006
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December 2nd, 2006
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Bob Dole is metal
December 2nd, 2006
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bob dole doesn't need this.
December 2nd, 2006
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Bob Dole supports you... Bob Dole... Bob... Dole... ZzZz...
December 2nd, 2006
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Very nice
December 2nd, 2006
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yes.
December 2nd, 2006
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kek
December 2nd, 2006
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5 for Bob Dole.
December 2nd, 2006
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BOB DOLE!
December 2nd, 2006
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indeed
December 2nd, 2006
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5 for Bob Dole!
December 2nd, 2006
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no
December 2nd, 2006
(-1)
That sounds nothing like "Bob Dole." Plus, SoaD sucks.
July 13th, 2007
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LAWL! I don't have to defend it because it's clear that you have downs!
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legendary
December 2nd, 2006
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Bob Dole likes to hear Bob Dole say Bob Dole!
December 2nd, 2006
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15 for Bob Dole, minus 10 for SOAD. ...sorry, 5.
December 2nd, 2006
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This is as good(or better?) as the original dew. 5'd without doubt.
December 2nd, 2006
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ouuul.
December 2nd, 2006
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Instant Fav.
December 2nd, 2006
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nnnice
December 2nd, 2006
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Bob Dole don't care, Bob Dole wants his chair!
December 2nd, 2006
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Bob Dole likes to talk about Bob Dole...Bob Dole
December 2nd, 2006
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+5 for SOAD, +5 for Originality
December 2nd, 2006
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OMG!! I was not ready for how funny this YTMND was...
December 2nd, 2006
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is he dead?
December 2nd, 2006
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Yeah Dole!
December 2nd, 2006
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Almost sounds like "Trogdor!"
December 2nd, 2006
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AWESOMESAURUS REXATRON!!!
December 2nd, 2006
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oh man everytime i listen to system i will think of this
December 2nd, 2006
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DEW ARMY! F*CK YEAH!!! :)
December 2nd, 2006
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haha system of a down is so retarded... bananabananabanana tericotta pie!
December 2nd, 2006
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url gives away the joke.
December 2nd, 2006
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That is a stretch. Now "corn on the cob, corn on the kabob," was brillant.
July 13th, 2007
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I can't hear anything but "Bob Dole" since the first time i heard this. You 1 too lightly and thus are going straight to hell.
December 2nd, 2006
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Win
December 2nd, 2006
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Awesome DEW.
December 3rd, 2006
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Bob Dole is the hard core
December 3rd, 2006
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Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole.
December 3rd, 2006
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dew army ftw
December 3rd, 2006
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Bob Dole=win.
December 3rd, 2006
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Nice loop
December 4th, 2006
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wow, does he actually say father lover? I never payed attention to the background voice track...
December 4th, 2006
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Can you rock harder than Bob Dole? I didn't think you could.
December 4th, 2006
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bob dole doesnt think this is funny and americans shouldnt think this is funny but it is
December 4th, 2006
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LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOPLOLOLOLOLOLOL
December 4th, 2006
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Bob Dole doesn't have to take this kinda crap! Bob Dole is a cyborg!
December 4th, 2006
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BOB DOLE'D
December 4th, 2006
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-2 for system of a down, but it was a 7, so it works itself out
December 4th, 2006
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thanks for ruining this song for me forever
December 4th, 2006
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I'm telling y'all. Someone needs to make a "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE" site using that infamous yugioh catchphrase and that DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE part from Chop Suey.
December 4th, 2006
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I dunno, I think it sounds more like TROG-DOR!!! TROG-DOR!!! TROG-DOR!!!
December 4th, 2006
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bloody f-star-star-star-ing brilliant
December 4th, 2006
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i was expecting something else lol, 5'd.
December 4th, 2006
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BOB DOLE!
December 4th, 2006
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HAHAHAH F*CKIN FAV'D
December 4th, 2006
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nice discovery
December 4th, 2006
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i just died of laughter
December 4th, 2006
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you can clearly hear father= FAIL
December 4th, 2006
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points for weird and bob dole
December 4th, 2006
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ahahahahaha
December 4th, 2006
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Wow...that made Dole like 150% cooler!
December 4th, 2006
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oh man that's awesome ahahahhahahahahahahahaha
December 4th, 2006
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BOOOOBDOOOLLEE!
December 4th, 2006
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ROFL. lol, upvote
December 4th, 2006
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come watch my underappreciated dew site: baybaybay.ytmnd.com
December 4th, 2006
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5'd. Cheers!
December 4th, 2006
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genius
December 4th, 2006
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5'd for bob dole.
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bob dole. itza nice , i like
December 4th, 2006
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Well....well....Mr. Gorbachev.....Nancy and I....jelly beans........(And yes, I know that's Reagan, but the Reagan impression is funnier).
December 4th, 2006
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BOB DOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 4th, 2006
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That's f*cking hysterical
December 4th, 2006
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Doesn't sound anything like "Bob Dole".
December 4th, 2006
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I really don't hear "Bob Dole".
December 4th, 2006
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Bob Dole is so extreme... no... X-TREME!
December 5th, 2006
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classy and true all at the same time.
December 5th, 2006
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lol bob dole ftw
December 5th, 2006
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It only sounds like it the first time. But seriously. Why have you forsaken meeeee?
December 5th, 2006
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First person to photoshop Bob Dole on SOAD wins a new car!
December 5th, 2006
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Bob Dole just likes talking about Bob Dole in the third person!...BOB DOLE!
December 5th, 2006
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I don't hear it. Sorry.
July 13th, 2007
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HEY BUDDY! Ur 85. It's time to take your family's advice and invest in a hearing aid. Do it for them. F*cking cum-receptacle.
December 5th, 2006
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This is my favorite band, but i never bothered to look up the lyrics yo. ANGELS DESERVE TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 5th, 2006
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Yes.
December 5th, 2006
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December 5th, 2006
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sorry, no good can come from SoaD. seriously, they are one of the worst things to happen to music.
July 13th, 2007
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You're seriously one of the worst things to happen to the human race.
December 5th, 2006
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lmfao
December 5th, 2006
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lol, i love that song, but i always wonder what he was saying and i ponderd.... father? lol but yours is way better its is EPIC!
December 5th, 2006
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WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN BOB DOLE!
December 5th, 2006
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December 5th, 2006
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lol I can believe it.
December 5th, 2006
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Damn, 2 SOAD ytmnds in the top 20 favorites of the week.
December 6th, 2006
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Damn why didn't I see that?
December 6th, 2006
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WIN WIN WIN
December 6th, 2006
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Remember how Bob Dole used to always talk about himself in 3rd person...how weird was that??
December 6th, 2006
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Awesome. I knew SoD's inchoerent lyrics would eventually bite them in the *ss ; )
December 6th, 2006
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Unbelievable! a 5er all the way... had me on the floor
December 6th, 2006
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awesome
December 7th, 2006
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I practically fell out of my chair laughing... Fav'd.
December 7th, 2006
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This is the purest essense of LOL ever encountered on all of the internet.
December 7th, 2006
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Where's the outrage?
December 7th, 2006
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SoaD misheard lyrics > any misheard lyrics. Why'd I put the keys up on the table? Bob Dole told me to, bish.
December 7th, 2006
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Why have you forsaken me bob?
December 7th, 2006
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didn't see that comming
December 8th, 2006
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FORSAKEN ... MEEE EE EEEE
December 8th, 2006
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yes.
December 8th, 2006
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Bob Dole is for Bob Dole ytmnds Bob Dole.
December 9th, 2006
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www.bobf*ckingdole.ytmnd.com
December 9th, 2006
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kind of a stretch..meh, 5.
December 9th, 2006
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hah!
December 9th, 2006
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awesome
December 9th, 2006
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What ChaosWakej2 said.
December 10th, 2006
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Somebody make an alternate on that goes "FAZHA!" like father.
December 10th, 2006
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neato
December 10th, 2006
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are you a bob dole savage? bob dole savage is a gang dedicated to bob dole and it was created in stockton california!
December 10th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
December 10th, 2006
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I've never seen a Kano transformation!
December 10th, 2006
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classic
December 10th, 2006
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haha crazy Bob Dole...
December 10th, 2006
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WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW AWESOME THIS IS. GO SOAD!
December 10th, 2006
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Bob Dole doesn't refer to himself in the third person narrative, because that's not how Bob Dole rolls, said Bob Dole.
December 12th, 2006
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Just HOF this now.
December 12th, 2006
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hahahahahah BOB DOLE
December 15th, 2006
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Pretty good.
December 18th, 2006
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BOB DOLE!
April 18th, 2007
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I had this bookmarked forever idk why i never voted on it
July 9th, 2007
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WIN, WIN, WIN AND SOME MORE WIN
December 25th, 2007
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OMFG!