HISTORYTMND: Garden of Eden Chat
Created on: December 12th, 2006
HISTORYTMND: Garden of Eden Chat
I made a few photoshops a while back for the Somethingawful forums detailing what history would be like if it took place on the internet, I'm posting them here now, this is part 1 of a HISTORYTMND series. I'd be thrilled if this idea caught on with other

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December 12th, 2006
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yes ong yes, very good.
December 12th, 2006
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You said "HISTORYTMND" when this is "MYTHOLOGYTMND"
December 12th, 2006
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Yeah, yeah, I guess... I'm more about the delivery than the title
December 13th, 2006
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good stuff
December 13th, 2006
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lmfao win!
December 13th, 2006
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you win
December 13th, 2006
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THEOLOGYTMND?
December 13th, 2006
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This is amazing
December 13th, 2006
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Why did you have to even make this in photo shop. Couldn't you have easily recreated this scene in IRC?
December 13th, 2006
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LAWL!1
December 13th, 2006
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Ignore the hate - this site is awesome.
December 13th, 2006
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hehehe
December 13th, 2006
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Needs more snake.
December 13th, 2006
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Thanks a lot Eve. Thanks a lot.
December 13th, 2006
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"where da chiks at?"
December 13th, 2006
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lol. well thanks for recycling your old garbage on ytmnd
December 13th, 2006
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I'm going to five this in support of the HISTORYTMND, which I think has great potential. But I'd like to see more actual _history_, next time. :P
December 13th, 2006
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best HISTORYTMND yet!
December 13th, 2006
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◄Calling the garden of eden 'mythology' just because you're an atheist is like like saying Alexander the Great didn't exist because you're a communist.►
October 26th, 2007
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Oh, so Thor and Zeus and all those were history, too?
May 29th, 2008
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well actually you forgot Odin
August 31st, 2008
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"Oh, so Thor and Zeus and all those were history, too?" Yes.
December 13th, 2006
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I wondered how long it'd take for Whetstone to wade into this...
December 13th, 2006
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This is comedy gold!
December 13th, 2006
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5'd for Original Sin
December 13th, 2006
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lol another one? This guy is a f*cking genius
December 13th, 2006
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Korf41 stop pushing your anti-religion religion upon people.
December 13th, 2006
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where da chiks at?
December 13th, 2006
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could have been better
December 13th, 2006
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You are my hero.
December 13th, 2006
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B+, good stuff.
December 13th, 2006
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4 stars for u!
December 13th, 2006
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lmfao
December 13th, 2006
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HAHA! Awesome. I never thought of that.
December 13th, 2006
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EPIC!
December 13th, 2006
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This is cool, only problem is that Adam is capital but eve isnt. this is one of my favorite fads.
December 13th, 2006
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whetstone makes absolutely no sense it is funny to watch the dude flail
December 13th, 2006
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Um, Adam and Eve are still shown in the channel after God punted em.
December 13th, 2006
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-1 for calling this "history" -1 for using mIrc -2 has already been done and was more funny with WWII.
December 13th, 2006
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LOL @ all the extremist atheist downvoters. You're just as bad as the people you're complaining about.
December 13th, 2006
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1'd because this is fairytale, not History.
December 13th, 2006
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Clever.
December 13th, 2006
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Korf41TMND version: Adam and Steve
December 13th, 2006
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ahaha
December 13th, 2006
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This isn't history... but ok.
August 31st, 2008
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History: "the branch of knowledge dealing with past events." At the very least, the bible is part of history if for no other reason than because it's really old. Also, you believing that the bible is based on fairy tales, does not make it so. Granted you can't prove the bible to be true either, but then again, a lot of what we consider to be history is based on books and other written material as well...
December 13th, 2006
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lol
December 13th, 2006
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"Korf41TMND version: Adam and Steve" LOL. Also, why are the atheists in this place so aggressive? I mean the creator of this site probably never even thought nor cared nor meant anything by writing it as a HISTORYTMND yet they come racing over to try to "fix" it and enforce their ideas onto it.
December 13th, 2006
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You guys must be really insecure about your belifes as you feel the need to bring them up over the slightest thing.
December 13th, 2006
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Meh. Extra star for the music choice.
December 13th, 2006
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these r funny as hell
December 13th, 2006
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"◄Calling the garden of eden 'mythology' just because you're an atheist is like like saying Alexander the Great didn't exist because you're a communist.►" That didn't make any sense to me at all. Explain.
December 13th, 2006
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The existence of Alexander the Great doesn't depend on an archaic text. There is real evidence. Saying that the Garden of Eden actually existed is akin to saying that Poseidon personally washed Odysseus ashore on whatever island in that mythological book he did so. I am quite content with that. If you can prove that there was a Garden of Eden then I'd be happy to see the evidence, but there's only one source in history that identifies it and no physical evidence. Sorry. Lose. Whetstone is an idiot.
December 13th, 2006
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ShiftEsc: Actually since it's mythology and not history, whereas every other of the series is historical, then it makes sense, whether you believe it to be true or not, to categorize it differently. The Garden of Eden is a story with no evidence that suggests that it actually happened. The Battle of Troy was a historical event, but the Illiad is mythology because it is a story with no evidence to suggest that it actually happened. I really don't see how accurate categorization is "aggresive", but whatever.
December 13th, 2006
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forced fad, me no likey
December 13th, 2006
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I don't get how it's a forced fad. All I did was submit these ytmnd's last night then went to bed, and I wake up and they're popular. I mean, I'm pretty happy about it and thank you to all the people who aren't angsty preteens and support smart ytmnd's, but it's definitely not a fad being forced by anyone.
December 13th, 2006
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... and jeez people I know it's a biblical story and not a historical event, I'm not trying to make anyone think anything I just thought it up while I was thinking of other events that people are familiar with that would be fun to parody
December 13th, 2006
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WTF YOU IDIOTS I GIVE YOU ONE RULE AND YOU BREAK IT!
December 13th, 2006
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i'm continueing on the fad christophercolumbusytmnd.ytmnd.com
December 13th, 2006
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er sorry christophercolumbus.ytmnd.com
December 13th, 2006
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Anyone who downvotes this just to argue myth and history is a sap.
December 13th, 2006
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I love these. Keep em comin.
December 13th, 2006
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not history =)
December 13th, 2006
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well played sir
December 13th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
December 13th, 2006
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I think it's lame that your trying to force a fad.
December 13th, 2006
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I have always preferred mythology to history because history is made up of truths that later become lies and mythology is made up of lies that later become truths. - Jean Cocteau
December 13th, 2006
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I'm more interested in the back window. What could it be?
December 13th, 2006
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Hehehe! I'm a theology major, so I've gotta 5 this.
December 13th, 2006
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lol i love how the athiests are making themselves look so intelligent with their whining, try and show a little decency would ya? its not like he's trying to force his beliefs down your throats, it was just a joke...
December 14th, 2006
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":D
December 15th, 2006
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HAHA!! Whetstone is right, these atheist downvoters fail big time
December 15th, 2006
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well this was done in a mad magazine a coupla years ago so im not exactly gonna five this, but im sure u didnt know that and u thought you were doing something original so... THREEd
December 18th, 2006
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That's mythological, not historical.
December 18th, 2006
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Oh, and to Whetstone: Calling Zeus mythology because you're not a Greek Polytheist is like calling George W. Bush mythology because you're a democrat
December 18th, 2006
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Wait, if god is omnipresent and all, why exactly did he allow this to happen? I'm probably asking in the wrong place anyways. If anyone happens to read this, PM me a reply. :P
January 14th, 2007
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These are great
January 22nd, 2007
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Ooh, God, the ultimate admin!!
February 6th, 2007
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History?
July 17th, 2007
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lolesta, very good
August 2nd, 2007
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HOLY SH*T! This should really be higher rated, and more views. This is one of the funniest ytmnds I've ever seen. 10'd
August 17th, 2007
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hahhahahah "GTFO; U 2"
August 17th, 2007
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5'd
September 2nd, 2007
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epic win
October 25th, 2007
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damn
December 3rd, 2007
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+5 for LOL and +5 for music. WELL PLAYED, SIR XD