Manning is Screwed
Created on: January 21st, 2007
Manning is Screwed
He's gonna end up in the hospital the day after the Superbowl.

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January 21st, 2007
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i lol'd
January 21st, 2007
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January 21st, 2007
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that's funny
January 21st, 2007
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Somebody warn Colbert!
January 21st, 2007
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roffle alert
January 21st, 2007
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F*CK YES!
January 21st, 2007
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i get it lol. nice keyword
January 21st, 2007
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NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!!!! GO COLTS!!!!
January 21st, 2007
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LMFAO
January 21st, 2007
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January 21st, 2007
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LOL! DA BEARS!
January 21st, 2007
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take it the espn forums, sportsf*g
January 21st, 2007
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rofl, this is sweet
January 21st, 2007
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nice job
January 21st, 2007
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Godless Killing Machines!
January 21st, 2007
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I don't watch football!
January 21st, 2007
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FTF*CKINGWIN
January 21st, 2007
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manning fan here... good chance of this happening
January 21st, 2007
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mastersitsu: OAIUFPOIEWUROHEWARNALKFJJAODFIUEWAPORIUAPOEWIUR WOO
January 21st, 2007
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lol, aint gonna happen, but lol
January 21st, 2007
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^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.
January 21st, 2007
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5 but colts will win easy
January 21st, 2007
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DA BEARS.
January 21st, 2007
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yes... YES!
January 21st, 2007
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haha
January 21st, 2007
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3'd until I saw "mauled to death" in the keywords.
January 21st, 2007
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thanks all for the nice votes
January 21st, 2007
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It's funny because it's true!
January 21st, 2007
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I LOL"ED
January 21st, 2007
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The Bears were who we thought they were!
January 22nd, 2007
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^lol
January 22nd, 2007
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I picked the Colts to win after Wild Card weekend. I'll stick by my pick. Good to see Peyton finally breakout.
January 22nd, 2007
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needs moar i poop from there
January 22nd, 2007
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lol, professional sports
January 22nd, 2007
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Logged in to 5. Sick photoshop edits.
January 22nd, 2007
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Well at least it's beating "how to prank" so far...
January 22nd, 2007
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DABEARSDABEARSDABEARSDABEARSDABEARSDABEARSDABEARSDABEARS
January 22nd, 2007
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needs more ÏÑTÈRNÅTÎØNÁL characters
January 22nd, 2007
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God this music is epic.
January 22nd, 2007
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Go Bears.
January 22nd, 2007
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White, Black and Grey, with all thir trumperie. Here Pilgrims roam, that stray'd so farr to seek In Golgotha him dead, who lives in Heav'n;
January 22nd, 2007
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Manning is not screwed. He will just show the Bears 75,893,304 of his commercials over the course of the game, and the bears will get distracted or think he is on their team or they could die. I don't like the Colts, but I hate the Bears more than any other team.
January 22nd, 2007
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The Bears were who we thought they were! The Bears were who we thought they were! The Bears were who we thought they were! The Bears were who we thought they were! The Bears were who we thought they were! The Bears were who we thought they were! The Bears were who we thought they were! The Bears were who we thought they were! The Bears were who we thought they were! The Bears were who we thought they were! The Bears were who we thought they were! The Bears were who we thought they were! The Bears were who w
January 22nd, 2007
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I didn't realize how much the Fox NFL song rules. That song makes football epic.
January 22nd, 2007
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Lies.
January 22nd, 2007
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HELL F*CKING YES GO BEARS! 5 STARS FOR YOU WERE GONNA STOMP THE F*CK OUTTA INDY
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Go Bears!
January 22nd, 2007
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still waiting for the PTKFGS where Grossman is being trampled by a colt.
January 22nd, 2007
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 22nd, 2007
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way to delete the rest of up and coming to keep your spot.
January 22nd, 2007
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i mean, way to downvote the rest of up and coming to keep your spot. vote honest man, its not gonna affect your own score.
January 22nd, 2007
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anyways, i dont care for football but i like the image.
January 22nd, 2007
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lol bears suck. saints suck, eagles(my team) suck, nfc is sh*t this year. bears will lose.
January 22nd, 2007
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January 22nd, 2007
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I'm Dr. Rockso, the rock & roll clown. I DO COCAINE!
January 22nd, 2007
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I'm torn because while I live to see the Colts win a Super Bowl, Rex Grossman is an alum of my high school...
January 22nd, 2007
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5'd for truth.
January 22nd, 2007
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Yeah, well Sean Payton (the Saint's coach) is an alum of MY high school. I have no remorse.
January 22nd, 2007
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Manning always blows the big game
January 22nd, 2007
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Laughable. I mean your opinions, not this ytmnd.
January 22nd, 2007
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Yes ... YES!!
January 22nd, 2007
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You know, I'll bet if we reposted this to some sports forums we might be able to take down Telemarketer. And as an added bonus, it would fade away after the Super Bowl is over.
January 22nd, 2007
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HELL YEAH! Go Bears now that f*cking Colts beat my Pats!! :/
January 22nd, 2007
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GO BEARS!
January 22nd, 2007
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Haha, nice pic. Colts will win by double digits though. Bears have a very talented D, but no where near as complicated and tricky as the Ravens and Patriots. Manning and Co. will exploit their weaknesses before the game even starts by looking at tape.
January 22nd, 2007
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Stop him!! He's got a grenade!!!
January 22nd, 2007
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god...5'd for EPIC Fox NFL music!
January 22nd, 2007
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Go bears.
January 22nd, 2007
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"Mark of the Grizzly" good book to read on bear attacks.
January 22nd, 2007
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Speaking as somebody who is sick of hearing about the Colts cause I live right by Indy, this is friggin awesome!
January 22nd, 2007
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GO COLTS!
January 22nd, 2007
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Bears gotta eat.
January 22nd, 2007
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DA BEARS!!!!!!!!
January 22nd, 2007
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R.I.P. Patriots ;'{
January 22nd, 2007
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omg hahahahahah COLTS BABY
January 22nd, 2007
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I hate Manning. He's such a dick
January 22nd, 2007
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Colts Fan...
January 22nd, 2007
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GO BEARS!
January 22nd, 2007
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DAAAAAA BEARS!!!!!!!!
January 22nd, 2007
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Oh sh*t!
January 22nd, 2007
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Hell yeah!!
January 22nd, 2007
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f uckin right!!
January 22nd, 2007
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Oh SHI-
January 22nd, 2007
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Da Bears
January 22nd, 2007
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Eh, I think he can win it.
January 22nd, 2007
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5'd, but should have been Eli Manning instead.
January 22nd, 2007
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Manning is like the retarded rube country cousin. He can handle bears, but eats his own sh*t.
January 22nd, 2007
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I loled despite living in Indianapolis.
January 22nd, 2007
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http://peytonbears.ytmnd.com/ Thought I'd make a follow-up Comrade!
January 22nd, 2007
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as someone stated above, the NFC was absolutely HORRIBLE this year, so I see peyton having a FIELD day.
January 22nd, 2007
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Manning must die!
January 22nd, 2007
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I hate football, but this made me laugh and since you created a football reference that actually DID make me laugh, you get 5.
January 22nd, 2007
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...like Peyton Manning. That guy's pretty good. That is, if you like 6'5" quarterbacks...laser rocket arm... anyway, with the Sprint service, you can follow all of the stats of any team. Like Peyton Manning's team maybe.
January 22nd, 2007
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yeah I agree, he is pretty screwed. I kinda feel bad for him, you know hes going to cut himself when he loses.
January 22nd, 2007
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lawl
January 22nd, 2007
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AMEN
January 22nd, 2007
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fresh meat
January 22nd, 2007
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WORD UP. Go bears.
January 22nd, 2007
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GO BEARS
January 22nd, 2007
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Congrats for your mediocre photoshop skills?
January 22nd, 2007
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AGREED... MANNING WILL NOT SURVIVE HURRICANE DITKA!
January 22nd, 2007
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lol wtf.
January 22nd, 2007
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CUT THAT MEAT
January 22nd, 2007
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I don't even watch football, but good PS.
January 22nd, 2007
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daaaaaaa bearz da bearz da bearz
January 22nd, 2007
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Peyton's a flake. GO BEARS!!!
January 22nd, 2007
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BEAR DOWN, CHICAGO BEARS
January 22nd, 2007
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Yes because Urlacher sure isnt overated....Colts are gonna kick their ass.
January 22nd, 2007
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you should replace the audio with the footballseason.ytmnd.com music
January 22nd, 2007
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I LOL'd, but I'd like Manning to win.
January 22nd, 2007
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great!
January 22nd, 2007
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Da Bearsh
January 22nd, 2007
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1 b/c Cults are gonna win!
January 22nd, 2007
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wow, this is actually funny. I'm also sorry to inform you that the bears are going to get owned.
January 22nd, 2007
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Funny, but Bears only won b/c the Saints couldn't handle the cold - frozen fingers = fumbles/turnovers. Next game in sunny Miami = offense's paradise. In other words, Colts win.
January 22nd, 2007
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nice photoshop. sadly, I am a Colts fan
January 22nd, 2007
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WHAT WOULD COLBERT THINK OF THIS???
January 22nd, 2007
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manning would still survive
January 22nd, 2007
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PATRIOTS WERE ROBBED. PASS INTERFERENCE ON THE CALDWELL PASS JESUS ITS RIDICULOUS. the refs were definatly in Indianapolis ill tell you that. manning sucks. the pats were robbed
January 22nd, 2007
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funny but ain't gonna happen
January 22nd, 2007
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To Balalaika0: In case you didn't notice, the Bears were tripping a lot on the ground.
January 22nd, 2007
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5 for mauled to death as a tag
January 22nd, 2007
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GO BEARS
January 22nd, 2007
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haha oh wow.
January 22nd, 2007
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not happening
January 22nd, 2007
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was at the bears game yesterday, u win
January 22nd, 2007
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Bears fail, teams from a dome have never won a NFC/AFC championship game in a stadium, Saints robbed by field conditions, Manning will be the savior of the Superbowl GO COLTS!!!
January 22nd, 2007
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epic music
January 22nd, 2007
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Incorrect. Still funny though.
January 22nd, 2007
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GO BEARS, MANNING AND HIS F*G BROTHER ARE LITTLE PUSSIES
January 22nd, 2007
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What you dont see is manning completed the touchdown pass, then strangled the bears, then fed starving children in africa with the bear meat.
January 22nd, 2007
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Anderson on the left. Urlacher on the right?
January 22nd, 2007
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" Saints robbed by field conditions" Actually it seems everyone was robbing them. Maybe they should learn to hold onto a football.
January 22nd, 2007
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Payton's Lazer Rocket arm is about to get eaten. BEAR DOWN!! CHICAGO BEARS!! dadadadadaaa VICTORY....
January 22nd, 2007
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garbage
January 22nd, 2007
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Make the pass, dammit!
January 22nd, 2007
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heh he might still make the pass
January 22nd, 2007
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Da Bears
January 22nd, 2007
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i like it
January 22nd, 2007
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I approve.
January 22nd, 2007
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F*ck yes GO COLTS!!! I live 30 miles south of Indy
January 22nd, 2007
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he gets the pass of just in time for his 4th touchdown pass of the game.
January 22nd, 2007
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It's a shame the Pats just sort of...gave up...in the second half. If that was Brad...You know what, screw it; Go Sox! It'll be a whole different story in Boston this spring when Dice-K and his gyro ball have a go at the AL East!
January 22nd, 2007
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Chicago FTW!
January 22nd, 2007
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Objective vote: 4 Emotional vote: -5
January 22nd, 2007
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So true
January 22nd, 2007
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Well, at least it looks like he'll get a facemask penalty. Assuming they can find his face after the whistle.
January 22nd, 2007
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I would pay to see a horse and bear fight. For reals.
January 22nd, 2007
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I love you
January 22nd, 2007
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lol at SausageKing's comment
January 22nd, 2007
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Is this NSFW?
January 22nd, 2007
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I hope they rip Manning apart... you need to have a part 2... with like, Manning jumping from a babbling brook, and a bear catching him. And eating him.
January 22nd, 2007
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SausageKing's comment wins. And no, this isnt NSFW
January 22nd, 2007
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its so retardedly awesome!
January 22nd, 2007
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5 because the colts cheated and the patriots really won
January 22nd, 2007
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im not a football fan, but i know a good ytmnd when i see one
January 22nd, 2007
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Really nice Photoshop edits, with the water reflections and everything!
January 22nd, 2007
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The bears are really just lucky to have even made it that far. Funny pic, although highly wishful thinking.
January 22nd, 2007
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5'd
January 22nd, 2007
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I am afraid your wrong hommie.
January 22nd, 2007
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sports
January 22nd, 2007
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+5 for DA BEARS!
January 22nd, 2007
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Not a chance
January 22nd, 2007
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you only get a 5 because that music always made me think of bears, too.
January 22nd, 2007
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lol where do people come up with sh*t like "The bears are really just lucky to have even made it that far"... THEYRE THE NUMBER ONE SEED... btw kickass YTMND
January 22nd, 2007
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indeed
January 22nd, 2007
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WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Let's go, bears!
January 22nd, 2007
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RIP Peyton.
January 22nd, 2007
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yeah
January 22nd, 2007
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Also, how many more commercials will Peyton be in after the Super Bowl? My guess.... 3,742.
January 22nd, 2007
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Hell yeah! You mess with the best and you end up getting mauled by bears! :D
January 22nd, 2007
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That's AMAZING.
January 23rd, 2007
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go bears!
January 23rd, 2007
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hahaha great
January 23rd, 2007
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too bad, colts are going to win. Bears is a team full of n*gg*rs.
January 23rd, 2007
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A picture of sleeping bears wearing headphones on will better depict the late/post season quality of Chicago's defense. Someone also make a YTMND of a retard throwing a football while yelling "I HAVE TEH FOOTBAAAAALLLLL." Photoshop Rex's head over the re-tard. I think we're going to see a superbowl record for thrown interceptions and QB turnovers.
January 23rd, 2007
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F*CK YOU RAD YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST STARTED? A F*CKING NEW TELELMARKETER. YOU MOTHERF*CKER! MILLIONS OF DUMB F*CKS ARE GOING TO CHAIN MAIL THIS I HOPE YOU DIE YOU F*CKING WORTHLESS PEICE OF SH*T!
January 23rd, 2007
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rofl
January 23rd, 2007
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how can you call this a new telemarketer? It's only gotten 2,000 hits today and in two weeks it won't be topical so it'll drop off the face of the earth.
January 23rd, 2007
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F*ck sports. This is stupid and only is getting upvoted by dumbass jocks.
January 23rd, 2007
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XD
January 23rd, 2007
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why the f*ck is peyton manning playing football on a sandy shoal in alaska? thats certainly not miami.
January 23rd, 2007
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i used to like the buffalo bills.
January 23rd, 2007
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5 for troof
January 23rd, 2007
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Bears. >:|
January 23rd, 2007
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BEARS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! CHANNEL 4 NEWS TEAM ASEMBLE BEAR FIGHT!11... and also c*cks
January 23rd, 2007
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Why are fursuits humping a quarterback.
January 23rd, 2007
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-1 for no Super Bowl Shuffle.
January 23rd, 2007
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Bears don't even live in Illinois or Indiana or Florida so...I really don't think Manning has anything to worry about the Chicago Chipmunks.
January 23rd, 2007
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"why the f*ck is peyton manning playing football on a sandy shoal in alaska?" That could be any sandy shoal
January 23rd, 2007
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Go bears!
January 23rd, 2007
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lol @ image - very nice.
January 23rd, 2007
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Did you get proper permission to use the NFL's theme song by the NFL and Fox?
January 23rd, 2007
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^lol
January 23rd, 2007
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AMEN TO THAT! DAAAAAAAAAAA BEARS!
January 23rd, 2007
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GO BEARSSSS!!!!!!
January 23rd, 2007
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I dont watch football, but this, this is creative. Made me laugh too. 5'd
January 23rd, 2007
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lol
January 23rd, 2007
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5'd
January 23rd, 2007
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you're on notice
January 23rd, 2007
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Too bad the Bears suck. Funny YTMND, though.
January 23rd, 2007
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lol Nice
January 23rd, 2007
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I expected Curtis for some reason. Still pretty funny, though.
January 23rd, 2007
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Sorry guys, I viewhacked this one.
January 23rd, 2007
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actually pretty good for not being 4chan
January 24th, 2007
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omg 5'd for bears (the animals)
January 24th, 2007
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BASE 3: For Minor Amusement. +1: Fox's BADASS NFL Theme
January 24th, 2007
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* +1 extra for MAULED TO DEATH! XD
January 24th, 2007
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Insert Colbert reference here.
January 24th, 2007
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NUTNICS = MY HERO!
January 24th, 2007
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"how can you call this a new telemarketer? It's only gotten 2,000 hits today and in two weeks it won't be topical so it'll drop off the face of the earth." you watch, it'll slowly grow just like telemarketer. When/if the bears when you'll see this motherf*cker everywhere. Milions of bored secretaries and realty agents will chainmail this like there's no tomorrow. I'll paypal you $10 to delete it after the game.
January 24th, 2007
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I f*cking meant WIN not WHEN, I need to take my lithium.
January 24th, 2007
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you need to chill out
January 24th, 2007
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Those who talk, lose.
January 24th, 2007
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DA BEARS
January 24th, 2007
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Bears!!!
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Lol, Bears haters are dumb. FYI defense beat the Seahawks and Saints. DURRRRRRRR.
January 24th, 2007
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I knew Urlacher had rolled druid...
January 24th, 2007
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Pwnage :O
January 24th, 2007
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he got lucky against the pats
January 24th, 2007
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"he got lucky against the pats" You're right, 32-14 in the second half was pure luck. Nice job, Mr. Tom "Clutch" Brady.
January 24th, 2007
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the nfl on fox music made it that much funnies to warrent a 5
January 24th, 2007
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Bears haven't been relevant in 21 years and still aren't.
January 24th, 2007
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Teams in the Super Bowl are never relevant it seems. You should work for ESPN!
January 24th, 2007
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Nice!
January 24th, 2007
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this is truely beautiful......
January 24th, 2007
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Whoa, didn't notice the water reflection edits before. Nice
January 24th, 2007
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This is the first YTMND that really made me laugh in a long time.
January 24th, 2007
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C.O.L.T.S. = Count On Losing The Super Bowl!
January 24th, 2007
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RANDOM MUCH?!?!!?!
January 24th, 2007
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God I hate football sites.
January 24th, 2007
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made me lol.
January 24th, 2007
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Urlacher>Manning He should stick to selling HD TVs
January 24th, 2007
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DA BEARS!! +5 oh and btw. .. .. . . . . CHEESEHEAD 4EVAH
January 24th, 2007
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I hate all the football sh*t but 5 for the photoshop :P
January 24th, 2007
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he should have listened to the colbert report
January 24th, 2007
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Good job,like how old ytmnd use to be, completely random and funny. Lets hope you dont turn this into fad, for god sakes.
January 24th, 2007
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Opps, that I 5 star this. :/
January 25th, 2007
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gonna be one hell of a sack
January 25th, 2007
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DAAAA BEAAARRSSSS! DITKA!!!
January 25th, 2007
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this is the first time I have seen a football ytmnd go so far
January 25th, 2007
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Funny, but Bears fear the Laser Rocket Arm. Bitches.
January 25th, 2007
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PATRIOTS! WE WILL SURVIVE!
January 25th, 2007
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GO BEARS!
January 25th, 2007
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NFL ON FOX SOUNDCLIP FOR THE WIN
January 25th, 2007
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5'd for fox NFL theme song. ps bear fans have no class
January 25th, 2007
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although football sucks this is funny
January 25th, 2007
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Sack!
January 25th, 2007
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5'd Submitter I'm guessing you're from Naperville, me too yo Pretty boring place
January 26th, 2007
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5'd for bears and this boring yet disgustingly affluent town of naperville payton was a redskin at naperville central too, none of that redhawk bullsh*t F*CK political correctness
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