Jeff Goldblum Retriever
Created on: March 13th, 2007
Jeff Goldblum Retriever

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mrmatrixaplix
March 13th, 2007
10:01:54 PM CDT
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HoF!
Joeynjoey
March 13th, 2007
10:03:15 PM CDT
(0)
OMG!
kristofftw
March 13th, 2007
10:04:23 PM CDT
(0)
Jeff Goldblum ftw.
DonChoadle
March 13th, 2007
10:04:56 PM CDT
(0)
holy sh*t
DrMario
March 13th, 2007
10:05:33 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL
WAFFLEZ
March 13th, 2007
10:06:57 PM CDT
(0)
Jeff Goldblum is god btw.
monstermike
March 13th, 2007
10:08:26 PM CDT
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nice one bud!........ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . oh, and uh did you make that?
Kayne
March 13th, 2007
10:10:39 PM CDT
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lol
MattressMan
March 13th, 2007
10:10:42 PM CDT
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i made. i credited proper, ytmnd f*cked it up.
einrobstein
March 13th, 2007
10:18:01 PM CDT
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People who 1 for incorrect citation are F*CKING RETARDED.
barleywilkerson
March 13th, 2007
10:22:53 PM CDT
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are these presently being manufactured for consumer purchase?
BTape
March 13th, 2007
10:24:06 PM CDT
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anpbabaki is a gimmick downvoter, but you should cite your sources (jurassic park)
shorxrore
March 13th, 2007
10:28:23 PM CDT
(0)
wow..........lol awesome
Krochy
March 13th, 2007
10:28:45 PM CDT
(0)
I Want One!
CreepPipe
March 13th, 2007
10:29:34 PM CDT
(0)
It's not his fault...YTMND is citing sources on newly created sites right now...5 even though I want to because you're stealing my thunder on U&C...but I need to justify downvotes.
DeaconRage
March 13th, 2007
10:30:18 PM CDT
(0)
this made me lol
keatonkeaton999
March 13th, 2007
10:33:01 PM CDT
(0)
Jurassic Park is winning beyond measure!!
Goneja
March 13th, 2007
10:34:56 PM CDT
(0)
heehehehernahh.
ShooperDuper
March 13th, 2007
10:37:39 PM CDT
(0)
raptorcardz
March 13th, 2007
10:39:42 PM CDT
(0)
oooook
moran
March 13th, 2007
10:44:25 PM CDT
(0)
this is the most disturbing image i have ever seen.
Snadzies
March 13th, 2007
10:46:49 PM CDT
(0)
lol, awesome.
Leo-Kinoske
March 13th, 2007
10:57:47 PM CDT
(-1)
Creepy..
Kacen
March 13th, 2007
11:04:19 PM CDT
(0)
I loled a bit.
SLWRr
March 13th, 2007
11:04:38 PM CDT
(0)
WTF FTW
dank
March 13th, 2007
11:06:18 PM CDT
(0)
It reminds me of that Basement Jaxx video, and for that reason alone I give you a five.
Icecream458
March 13th, 2007
11:14:15 PM CDT
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lol I want one!!
IVIegadude
March 13th, 2007
11:16:15 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL 10 FOR GOLDBLUM!
IVIegadude
March 13th, 2007
11:17:02 PM CDT
(0)
put the sources in your description and ppl wont bitch as much.
coyotemoon722
March 13th, 2007
11:37:16 PM CDT
(0)
Hi, that scared the sh*t out of me thanks lol
centralbandit
March 13th, 2007
11:41:42 PM CDT
(0)
jeez, this is creepy.
GregGumballs
March 13th, 2007
11:45:25 PM CDT
(0)
Ah yes a Goldblum Retriever, I had one of these, we had to put it down, it kept "jewing" up the furniture.
MrFace
March 14th, 2007
12:02:19 AM CDT
(0)
excellent work, i laughed out loud for a good 30 seconds
MisterSatsu
March 14th, 2007
12:08:04 AM CDT
(1)
adorable
juxtapose519
March 14th, 2007
12:17:16 AM CDT
(0)
HA. awesome
syncan
March 14th, 2007
12:18:26 AM CDT
(1)
lol
Ochobobo
August 4th, 2010
2:36:24 AM CDT
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lol
AndySavage
March 14th, 2007
12:20:14 AM CDT
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"People who 1 for incorrect citation are F*CKING RETARDED." Umm, it's not that hard to go to Cooke's site where the sound was originally taken, and copy and paste the URL. Failing to do so is what I would call retarded.
AndySavage
March 14th, 2007
12:20:51 AM CDT
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But good work, five worthy, just fix the source first and i'll change it
paphan
March 14th, 2007
12:21:24 AM CDT
(0)
Rowr! heheheh
syncan
March 14th, 2007
12:22:22 AM CDT
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It's also not that hard to click the citation link and see cooke's original site right there (that's why that feature is there). The audio source is, in fact, Jeff Goldblum.
AndySavage
March 14th, 2007
12:24:20 AM CDT
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I always credit the URL's directly, I think it's kind of a customary gesture
Scelous
March 14th, 2007
12:24:26 AM CDT
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I see what you did there
syncan
March 14th, 2007
12:25:12 AM CDT
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I guess you get kind of jaded when there's 700 Break My Stride sites, and about 5 actually credit my original site. ;)
fearcondom
March 14th, 2007
12:28:47 AM CDT
(0)
5 for JG
Paulie1980
March 14th, 2007
12:38:08 AM CDT
(0)
YES
StupidBoringAsshole
March 14th, 2007
12:38:34 AM CDT
(0)
THAT IS NOT JEFF GOLDBLUM 1 F*GGOT
wisdumcube
March 14th, 2007
12:45:32 AM CDT
(0)
incredible
r3cusant
March 14th, 2007
12:55:52 AM CDT
(0)
awesome 5'ed
kayeno17
March 14th, 2007
1:00:44 AM CDT
(0)
lolololololol
sselzler
March 14th, 2007
1:08:55 AM CDT
(0)
woof
supah-fabio
March 14th, 2007
1:15:32 AM CDT
(0)
LOL!
Cupchange
March 14th, 2007
1:24:09 AM CDT
(1)
thats funey
Treadstone
March 14th, 2007
1:33:18 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAHHA
Blizz
March 14th, 2007
2:16:19 AM CDT
(0)
hahaha
magicbeaverpelt
March 14th, 2007
2:25:45 AM CDT
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clever, very clever
Pettitman
March 14th, 2007
3:16:18 AM CDT
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Arri
March 14th, 2007
3:33:46 AM CDT
(0)
Its about time someone recognized his awesomeness.
Tina333TN
March 14th, 2007
3:45:32 AM CDT
(0)
duuuude
Goyutan
March 14th, 2007
3:51:26 AM CDT
(0)
erhrrrhwrhwrh
sits
March 14th, 2007
5:42:39 AM CDT
(0)
GOLD.
Lottech96
March 14th, 2007
6:15:49 AM CDT
(0)
I can't really use my joke here, Jeff Goldblum rulles!
pgn2b
March 14th, 2007
6:35:00 AM CDT
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great sound.
cooke
March 14th, 2007
6:54:16 AM CDT
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awesome
Twinsen
March 14th, 2007
7:03:23 AM CDT
(0)
ahhahaha
ChibiGoku
March 14th, 2007
7:07:20 AM CDT
(0)
XD
sammich22
March 14th, 2007
7:12:27 AM CDT
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I saw the title of the site and thought to myself 'this will be great as long as it has that clip of him laughing.' Indeed, it is great.
MasterAL
March 14th, 2007
7:19:41 AM CDT
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That tounge is scary
SpaceboyKev
March 14th, 2007
8:15:15 AM CDT
(0)
The most amazing thing ever.
FuzzyDuck
March 14th, 2007
8:24:53 AM CDT
(0)
YES! YES!!
jasonkrowe
March 14th, 2007
8:50:05 AM CDT
(0)
ahhhrrrrrrruff haHA!
Chav-Slayer
March 14th, 2007
9:34:47 AM CDT
(0)
...
Archaea
March 14th, 2007
9:36:22 AM CDT
(1)
That the most messed up thing I've seen all day.
professional87
March 14th, 2007
9:55:58 AM CDT
(0)
FCKING awesome
fattiefalldown
March 14th, 2007
10:16:02 AM CDT
(0)
Nice photoshop
FalconEddie
March 14th, 2007
10:35:34 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chaotixrobotix
March 14th, 2007
11:58:41 AM CDT
(0)
Yes
sgtmuffles
March 14th, 2007
12:04:43 PM CDT
(0)
I actually think that's a Goldblum Lab.
Becks
March 14th, 2007
12:58:13 PM CDT
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hah, awesome. yeah and if you 1d for citations...get a life..this isnt MLA formatting class.
lovethyconan
March 14th, 2007
1:30:08 PM CDT
(0)
i wish i had a goldblum retriever!
mastersword
March 14th, 2007
1:35:47 PM CDT
(0)
funny but ewww
SirJesusOfNarnia
March 14th, 2007
2:19:57 PM CDT
(0)
Lol, sideburns on a dog.
scoobysnax
March 14th, 2007
2:35:26 PM CDT
(0)
mice
Papahrf
March 14th, 2007
2:37:32 PM CDT
(0)
His neck is a vagina
bigsquid
March 14th, 2007
2:51:11 PM CDT
(0)
the f*ck?
ieatbabies
March 14th, 2007
3:09:25 PM CDT
(0)
This is the best cross breeding since the Labradoodle.
Warhead
March 14th, 2007
3:28:59 PM CDT
(0)
^_^
Veers
March 14th, 2007
4:10:08 PM CDT
(0)
I like Jeff Goldblum.
NESchampion
March 14th, 2007
4:28:37 PM CDT
(0)
FIVE
Wisteso
March 14th, 2007
4:40:39 PM CDT
(0)
i always noticed that too. a winner is you
llawnmad
March 14th, 2007
5:23:17 PM CDT
(0)
kazimierz
March 14th, 2007
5:55:41 PM CDT
(0)
Goody gumdrops
G0SU
March 14th, 2007
6:20:08 PM CDT
(0)
excellence.
nazca
March 14th, 2007
6:45:13 PM CDT
(0)
Absolutely demented. I don't know why it makes me laugh so much! :P
Graphite
March 14th, 2007
6:50:01 PM CDT
(0)
yellow labs rule
craigforth
March 14th, 2007
6:59:18 PM CDT
(0)
That made my dick hard
SenorMcChubbs
March 14th, 2007
7:59:40 PM CDT
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instafive
ytmndzzz
March 14th, 2007
8:29:29 PM CDT
(0)
WIN
SmakTurd
March 14th, 2007
8:36:01 PM CDT
(0)
So simple, yet so funny
moheevi
March 14th, 2007
8:44:07 PM CDT
(0)
awesome site.
ValentineDoe
March 14th, 2007
9:05:25 PM CDT
(0)
That is SO disturbing....yet I can't look away....
anderton
March 14th, 2007
9:28:08 PM CDT
(0)
so simple yet so perfect.
KingKenny04
March 14th, 2007
10:40:06 PM CDT
(0)
that was the creepiest motherf*cking thing i've ever seen...5 for you!!!
Vlaew
March 14th, 2007
11:25:17 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'ed
Bupo
March 15th, 2007
12:05:55 AM CDT
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
thebuilder
March 15th, 2007
2:28:35 AM CDT
(0)
AAHAHAA OH MY GOD
donk0rle0ne
March 15th, 2007
2:29:33 AM CDT
(0)
RandomDragoonKain
March 15th, 2007
5:44:01 PM CDT
(0)
That's exceedingly disturbing.
Lotus123
March 16th, 2007
2:54:22 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome! Laughed my *ss off!
Cozzi
March 17th, 2007
12:00:12 AM CDT
(0)
anything relating to jurassic park is a winner in my book!!!LOL JEFF GOLDBUM IS DA MAN!!
Bilbofaggins
March 17th, 2007
1:01:02 AM CDT
(0)
Duz
March 18th, 2007
12:04:20 AM CDT
(0)
thanks for giving me nightmares for the next 6 years, *ssh*le. also 4
IceCreamSoldier
March 19th, 2007
12:16:54 AM CDT
(0)
I lol'd. Even though I DESPISE Goldblum, still gud.
dmnation
March 19th, 2007
12:26:32 AM CDT
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disturbing.
LadyCroft
March 19th, 2007
1:42:45 AM CDT
(0)
OMFG YES. YES YES YES YES YES.
fizhburn
March 19th, 2007
9:36:39 AM CDT
(-3)
Yay, Photoeshop.
mrnoodle
March 19th, 2007
11:08:26 AM CDT
(0)
hold me
outontheporch
March 19th, 2007
11:43:19 AM CDT
(0)
haha i always chuckle at that part of the movie...what a weirdo!
X-MadNesS-X
March 19th, 2007
2:35:34 PM CDT
(0)
LAWL YOU SIR ARE FTW AHAHHAHHAAAAAR AHAHHAHAAAAAAAARGHAR
Mosheddy
March 19th, 2007
3:21:15 PM CDT
(0)
too freaky. jeff goldblum ftw
DarkLink117
March 19th, 2007
3:45:46 PM CDT
(0)
That's actually pretty creepy....
el-cid-84
March 19th, 2007
4:13:48 PM CDT
(0)
Oh . . . my . . . god. . .funniest thing I've seen all week.
Tyler2k
March 19th, 2007
7:25:12 PM CDT
(-1)
I f*ckin' hate Jeff
chrismyth
March 19th, 2007
7:30:56 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for goldblum
Frogbert
March 19th, 2007
9:54:21 PM CDT
(0)
lol
shawtay
March 19th, 2007
10:02:10 PM CDT
(0)
Brilliant.
Squabbles
March 19th, 2007
10:20:50 PM CDT
(0)
NICE!
boomaga
March 19th, 2007
10:43:46 PM CDT
(0)
Creepy, creepy, and creepy. That dog won't hunt, Senator.
Craelon
March 19th, 2007
11:02:09 PM CDT
(0)
Holy sh*t. Its as scary as it is funny. I think I'll fave this to scare my friends.
lolufag
March 19th, 2007
11:02:34 PM CDT
(0)
i lol'd a little
RedDeadRevolver
March 19th, 2007
11:30:21 PM CDT
(0)
Hilarious.
Captain5
March 20th, 2007
12:35:02 AM CDT
(0)
How very cute!
Takra
March 20th, 2007
12:40:58 AM CDT
(0)
dude that cracked me up
Dali
March 20th, 2007
1:51:26 AM CDT
(0)
BTW, the tongue is what makes it right.
numberonecubsfan
March 20th, 2007
3:09:55 AM CDT
(-2)
You get 1 star for scaring the f*ck out of me
Babyeater
March 20th, 2007
10:16:12 AM CDT
(1)
Quite possibly the most terrifying thing ive ever seen.
w00tzen
March 20th, 2007
12:16:45 PM CDT
(0)
Excellent!
tkNukem
March 20th, 2007
12:32:44 PM CDT
(0)
Tropicantcha
March 20th, 2007
12:42:19 PM CDT
(0)
lollerf*ck!
symantech
March 20th, 2007
2:52:31 PM CDT
(0)
ha harrrll
ThingAlec
March 20th, 2007
3:58:00 PM CDT
(0)
This was the most stupid YTMND evar. And i love it!!!
Zasz2003
March 20th, 2007
7:33:58 PM CDT
(0)
csartanis
March 20th, 2007
8:00:20 PM CDT
(0)
ahahhahaha
TheDarkWave
March 20th, 2007
8:27:59 PM CDT
(0)
hah, indeed. hahahahahaha harrrrrr har
polishvito
March 20th, 2007
9:40:18 PM CDT
(-1)
1 for that being a yellow lab instead of a golden retriever.
BTVagrant
March 20th, 2007
10:32:26 PM CDT
(0)
LULZ
jorrar
March 20th, 2007
10:55:07 PM CDT
(0)
lol! this is awesome!
grayback
March 21st, 2007
6:36:46 AM CDT
(0)
Still LMAO!
Intellectawe
March 21st, 2007
8:25:55 AM CDT
(0)
OMG pure genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BaloneyFlaps
March 21st, 2007
9:31:27 AM CDT
(0)
doubt i'll be able to sleep for the next few days
powertrain
March 21st, 2007
10:56:01 AM CDT
(0)
haahahahahaahaha
lazyjoeytmnd
March 21st, 2007
11:16:14 AM CDT
(0)
"no the image origin is not jeff goldblum you f*ggot" lol yes it is
djebubi
March 21st, 2007
3:02:05 PM CDT
(0)
lawl
GrandTheftWatto
March 21st, 2007
4:36:21 PM CDT
(0)
Clearly a 5.
Trey153
March 21st, 2007
5:47:04 PM CDT
(-1)
funny but the dog pictured isnt a golden retriever! :-p correct your mistake and you get a 5
el-cid-84
March 22nd, 2007
12:29:22 AM CDT
(0)
Trey153, either you're a homosexual, you can't read either, or both.
Dali
March 22nd, 2007
6:46:07 AM CDT
(0)
Oh what the hell, fav'd.
Zushi
March 22nd, 2007
9:57:34 AM CDT
(0)
lol! That is so creepy
MattressMan
March 22nd, 2007
2:21:01 PM CDT
(0)
glitch on site origins has been fixed.
wild09
March 22nd, 2007
2:47:51 PM CDT
(0)
Haha nice.
SexyEruption
March 22nd, 2007
4:12:56 PM CDT
(0)
excellence
Drac39
March 22nd, 2007
4:32:04 PM CDT
(0)
LOL! Awesome!
leadyoyo
March 22nd, 2007
6:07:46 PM CDT
(0)
lol i hate that pompous sh*tdrinker
NotAnotherGrunt
March 22nd, 2007
9:05:08 PM CDT
(0)
win
randomdude
March 22nd, 2007
9:12:07 PM CDT
(0)
O_o XD
Elvislives20
March 22nd, 2007
9:57:37 PM CDT
(0)
bad to da a$$
Drucker
March 22nd, 2007
11:25:16 PM CDT
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Hahahahahaha. Supa 5.
AskAak
March 24th, 2007
7:11:58 PM CDT
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ha ha ha ha
EKAJ13
March 27th, 2007
7:38:56 PM CDT
(0)
Hahaha
milkmanv1
March 28th, 2007
2:39:38 AM CDT
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Oh, Jeff Goldblum, you silly man! (PS: Please watch Raines on NBC! Fridays at 9! Its awesome, Its Goldblum!)
labelledsane
April 1st, 2007
7:25:46 AM CDT
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oh god I can't stop laughing
annoyingbird
April 12th, 2007
6:17:55 PM CDT
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EPIC WIN.
TheWhiteRider
May 5th, 2007
11:40:12 AM CDT
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laughing/puking
TheGreatGatsby
August 22nd, 2007
7:22:22 AM CDT
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I believe in a thing called love. Just listen to the rhythm of my heart.
YourTheCoconutMan
August 24th, 2007
6:26:33 PM CDT
(1)
errreeerrrreheheehehe hahahaha!
MrFizzy
August 25th, 2007
6:57:53 PM CDT
(0)
classic ytmnd material
bshelton
October 20th, 2007
4:49:33 AM CDT
(0)
AHSDKAJH!!!! HAHA
Wolf7x6
October 24th, 2007
11:52:47 AM CDT
(0)
Kowaii!
itharius
January 19th, 2008
12:31:55 PM CST
(0)
I always knew Jeff Goldblum was a furry.
SilverDollar
May 6th, 2009
8:34:33 PM CDT
(0)
very funny
woman
January 15th, 2012
2:34:27 AM CST
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More like Jeff Goldblum cat.
pberg
March 1st, 2012
9:58:10 PM CST
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+ If you came here from Reddit
JLen503
April 19th, 2012
11:44:31 AM CDT
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go back
JLen503
April 19th, 2012
11:43:01 AM CDT
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So, i guess this is what Chaos Theorist do?