Jealousy Gets You Nowhere
Created on: April 10th, 2007
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MasterSitsu 
youre-jealous.ytmnd.com
site heavily inspired by sites made by mattmattmatt some time ago, and sound also includes Gustav Holst - The Planets, Mars from shockingcats.ytmnd.com
Closer, The Fly, my edit - see description for more
Closer, The Fly, Jurassic Park - see description for more

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JoeyJoeJoe
April 10th, 2007
10:59:00 PM CDT
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First
JoeyJoeJoe
April 10th, 2007
10:59:30 PM CDT
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Second
shoover
April 11th, 2007
12:07:23 AM CDT
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Its a 4 because I could have sworen to god ive seen this before.
shoover
April 11th, 2007
12:12:57 AM CDT
(0)
fwejoiwejfoiweojifowijefjioew
shoover
April 11th, 2007
12:14:06 AM CDT
(2)
wont let me voat 5. stupid JON CARRIE IS TRYING TO PREVEN TUS FROM HELPING JORGIEZ DREAM OF GETTING 5S POSSIBLE!!
omfghelplol
April 11th, 2007
1:21:26 AM CDT
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The giant mosquitos have eaten my family. I am the only one left. Please, donate moneys to my cause.
myselfalex
April 11th, 2007
1:36:35 AM CDT
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you stole my P1ZZ4 and i give u a downvote for an awesome *ss site!!!!
oXReapeRXo
April 10th, 2007
11:00:38 PM CDT
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http://bewareofc.ytmnd.com/
Locke5
April 10th, 2007
11:01:47 PM CDT
(0)
Nice. And I ever fived it before I knew who made it. lol
Father-McKenzie
April 10th, 2007
11:02:37 PM CDT
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you blew it latching onto that stupid suspense sh*t
jasonkrowe
April 10th, 2007
11:03:58 PM CDT
(0)
8-|
CJVercetti
April 10th, 2007
11:09:11 PM CDT
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YOU. ARE. GOD!
sockmonkeh
April 10th, 2007
11:11:09 PM CDT
(0)
why isnt this on up and coming? >:( its awesome
sockmonkeh
April 10th, 2007
11:11:51 PM CDT
(0)
there, thats better
Michie
April 10th, 2007
11:12:28 PM CDT
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Why is Jeff Goldblum staring at me? :(
CJVercetti
April 10th, 2007
11:12:51 PM CDT
(1)
Why not?
momthinksimcool
April 11th, 2007
2:47:05 PM CDT
(0)
he's watching you poop
Kayne
April 10th, 2007
11:12:53 PM CDT
(0)
rofl
Rad1030
April 10th, 2007
11:13:19 PM CDT
(0)
sync it better
gamekid
April 10th, 2007
11:14:04 PM CDT
(0)
DUN DUN DUUUUUN
Cupchange
April 10th, 2007
11:18:38 PM CDT
(0)
you're jealous!
PenisCake
April 10th, 2007
11:21:39 PM CDT
(0)
yes its nice, i like
mrmatrixaplix
April 10th, 2007
11:22:38 PM CDT
(0)
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
YTMNBliz
April 10th, 2007
11:22:58 PM CDT
(0)
Eww...what. o_o Also, the sync was better when I refreshed.
nutnics
April 10th, 2007
11:26:28 PM CDT
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jeffgaytmndun dun dun dun dun
brucedlx
April 10th, 2007
11:26:55 PM CDT
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You're above that staredown sh*t at the end.
TomatoCannon
April 10th, 2007
11:30:16 PM CDT
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It would be incomplete without the stare down...plus, that wide-eyed look on jeff goblum's face can't go unused.
emosuck
April 10th, 2007
11:30:32 PM CDT
(0)
What does your cum taste like?
NateVonSocks
April 10th, 2007
11:32:34 PM CDT
(0)
WTF MASTERSITSU STOP BEING SO GODLY
transcend
April 10th, 2007
11:35:13 PM CDT
(0)
HAhahaha!!!! Hilarious!! The funniest YTMND ever!!
Umfuld
April 10th, 2007
11:35:38 PM CDT
(-1)
Good idea and I love the Goldbloom stuff but would have liked it more with something new
PCF
April 10th, 2007
11:37:19 PM CDT
(0)
I may be rich, but I'm not styoopid
MuckRaker
April 10th, 2007
11:37:41 PM CDT
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I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.
Scelous
April 10th, 2007
11:41:35 PM CDT
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Nicely done sir
skaneinateit
April 10th, 2007
11:43:18 PM CDT
(0)
yeehaw!
brucedlx
April 10th, 2007
11:43:45 PM CDT
(0)
vote revised after some consideration. Good work.
Mosheddy
April 10th, 2007
11:45:08 PM CDT
(0)
thats some pretty intense stuff. i was gripped to the edge of my seat.
rapsmack
April 10th, 2007
11:46:30 PM CDT
(0)
I don't think so, Tim.
Jesushobo
April 10th, 2007
11:56:10 PM CDT
(0)
I always know when it's sitsu...
Jephro101
April 11th, 2007
12:04:45 AM CDT
(0)
2nd
Donos26
April 11th, 2007
12:08:35 AM CDT
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In my opinion it was the suspense/staring contest that won it. F*cking hilarious.
Allesandro
April 11th, 2007
12:11:20 AM CDT
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So damn amazing
LadBunyan
April 11th, 2007
12:11:36 AM CDT
(0)
lolllllllllllllll
austinr
April 11th, 2007
12:13:49 AM CDT
(0)
I was on the fence before 'Mars' started up. Best ytmnd EVAR.
JesusChristPornoStar
April 11th, 2007
12:18:18 AM CDT
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lawls
raptorcardz
April 11th, 2007
12:18:22 AM CDT
(0)
Goldblum will rape you.
dlweiss
April 11th, 2007
12:22:48 AM CDT
(0)
AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
DarthWang
April 11th, 2007
12:25:21 AM CDT
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1
wentonchan
April 11th, 2007
12:32:22 AM CDT
(1)
Q: "what does your c*nt taste like" A: "dinosaurs" How can I not 5?
MasterSitsu
April 11th, 2007
12:46:51 AM CDT
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yes, officially from the DVD subtitles the line is "c*nt", there are many that believe it as "cum" though and it does sound quite like that too. i'm happy with it either way.
Pettitman
April 11th, 2007
1:26:21 PM CDT
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same.
ziptal
April 11th, 2007
12:48:05 AM CDT
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Jeff Goldblooms semen can cure cancer and some forms of mild urinary tract infections.
bonushobo
April 11th, 2007
12:48:17 AM CDT
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For sight no obstacle found here, nor shade, But all Sun-shine, as when his Beams at Noon Culminate from th' Æquator as they now
silenoz
April 11th, 2007
12:49:23 AM CDT
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would've been nice had it not gone all faddy
thePlease
April 11th, 2007
12:49:48 AM CDT
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Great site, Sitsu. No really, it's more than a site, it's like a library. You get the main focus, the gif, the sound, and if you happen to think that it's complete garbage, well there are sources which you can investigate and analyse. Closer, The Fly etc. and if you're not happy with just that, there's more, you can go see description and you can find a charming little story about who inspired you and when the idea hit you. Really you f*ggot, next time, more essential stuff, less being a dweeb.
Yager
April 11th, 2007
12:51:03 AM CDT
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Editing god you are hmmm.
Dasyati
April 11th, 2007
1:00:57 AM CDT
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaa
Shaolinwind
April 11th, 2007
1:03:47 AM CDT
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Eh.
Andar
April 11th, 2007
1:03:59 AM CDT
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The eye goes to Goldblum
Bobdole23
April 11th, 2007
1:09:34 AM CDT
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lol "what does your cum taste like?" Now that's something Max would say.
jorrar
April 11th, 2007
8:59:17 AM CDT
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its c*nt, not cum
FUZYWUZY
April 11th, 2007
1:11:16 AM CDT
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5 for smack my bitch up playing in the background.
FUZYWUZY
April 11th, 2007
1:12:54 AM CDT
(0)
and c*nt
maplejet
April 11th, 2007
8:06:33 AM CDT
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That was the only good thing about the ytmnd...
ClippenPentarok
April 11th, 2007
1:11:56 AM CDT
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Sitsu, do you even make crappy sites? I mean... it's like you aren't even trying to fail.
Twinsen
April 11th, 2007
1:18:31 AM CDT
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wtf stop it, yer making good sites again, but they're great... damnit
omfghelplol
April 11th, 2007
1:20:55 AM CDT
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The giant mosquitos have eaten my family. I am the only one left. Please, donate moneys to my cause.
SenatorZuul
April 11th, 2007
1:22:19 AM CDT
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Wow, this is truly great.
Mohrdikai
April 11th, 2007
1:23:29 AM CDT
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My God, It's like one train carrying awesome from Pawtucket at 85 mph collided with another carrying stupendous from Chicago at 76 mph and they spilled their sweet tasty innards all over this domain.
bobby-guapo
April 11th, 2007
1:27:51 AM CDT
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beautiful.
TheMadMonkey
April 11th, 2007
1:34:29 AM CDT
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his bug-eyed expression made it. srsly.
fuzzhammersignifican
April 11th, 2007
1:37:03 AM CDT
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did he ask him what his cum tasted like?
cooke
April 11th, 2007
1:52:30 AM CDT
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Eh I didn't like the Mars at the end but Jeff's verbal reactions were great. I can't downvote Goldblum.
anderton
April 11th, 2007
2:06:45 AM CDT
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THIS IS THE BEST YTMND EVER.
peepeepatrol
April 11th, 2007
2:29:34 AM CDT
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f*cking nightmares tonight. thanks alot
centralbandit
April 11th, 2007
2:43:33 AM CDT
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the ending is excessive.
MasterSitsu
April 11th, 2007
2:44:35 AM CDT
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s'kinda the point.
MrSavage
April 11th, 2007
2:47:15 AM CDT
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neat, but not entertaining for me..
milkmanv1
April 11th, 2007
3:04:27 AM CDT
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I dont think so, Tim
Volkssturm
April 11th, 2007
3:20:52 AM CDT
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What kind of f*cking comment is "what does your cum taste like" ???
roq
April 11th, 2007
4:26:34 AM CDT
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the fly! also, this was something unusual for a change, and that's a good thing.
rofflemow
April 11th, 2007
4:46:43 AM CDT
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$5 says you just catapulted this fad. It probably should've started before when it was first used.
rofflemow
April 11th, 2007
4:47:42 AM CDT
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since i accidentally made a bet, if im wrong i'll sponsor the site $5.
Aramek
April 11th, 2007
4:50:35 AM CDT
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Flawless. ^_^
cactusjack666
April 11th, 2007
5:04:29 AM CDT
(0)
OK, fine.
WAFFLEZ
April 11th, 2007
5:22:00 AM CDT
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Jeff Goldblum.
anderton
April 11th, 2007
5:36:27 AM CDT
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seriously who the f*ck comes up with this sh*t (you) are a f*cking genius
DarkTree
April 11th, 2007
6:12:22 AM CDT
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maaaaan....the f*cks wrong with you?
DarkTree
April 11th, 2007
6:16:09 AM CDT
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Also frame 18 has serious lol factor with the timing of the music and frame stoppage with that face. Good one. It's a moment.
ChickenChaser820
April 11th, 2007
7:57:26 AM CDT
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Haha those were very good edits. Love it.
jorrar
April 11th, 2007
9:01:28 AM CDT
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I may be rich but Im not stupid
dascoot
April 11th, 2007
9:06:12 AM CDT
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Oh sh*t, oh god, I laughed until my face hurt then I started coughing then the coughing turned to honking and my husband got scared. Now my head hurts. God I love you. And Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.
Steems
April 11th, 2007
9:41:19 AM CDT
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First YTMND I laughed hysterically at in a good, long while. This is made of staggering amounts of win and lol.
travbrack
April 11th, 2007
10:22:53 AM CDT
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I liked everything except the shocking cats... I like stuff to be stupid so I would have prefered "YOU BETRAY THE LAWL" or the scene from rejected with the eye popping
travbrack
April 11th, 2007
11:45:24 AM CDT
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not letting me vote....i give it 4
Icecream458
April 11th, 2007
11:54:22 AM CDT
(0)
ROFLMAO!
Dali
April 11th, 2007
12:16:58 PM CDT
(0)
What? No.
bigboy987
April 11th, 2007
12:17:22 PM CDT
(0)
i may be poor but im not smart
Jobes
April 11th, 2007
1:18:16 PM CDT
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now i'm only gonna see the naked guy whenever I jack off to this movie :(
prah89
April 11th, 2007
1:52:46 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome
momthinksimcool
April 11th, 2007
2:41:43 PM CDT
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the additional climatic sounds go a long way
geoguy91
April 11th, 2007
3:47:26 PM CDT
(0)
LOLLOCAUST
newmess1ah
April 11th, 2007
4:00:36 PM CDT
(0)
HAH!
ColdStone
April 11th, 2007
5:52:41 PM CDT
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I don't know...maybe TOO dramatic?
geoguy91
April 11th, 2007
7:51:43 PM CDT
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how does your cum taste?
fourest
April 11th, 2007
8:28:14 PM CDT
(0)
BlackWolf4830
April 11th, 2007
11:50:19 PM CDT
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YOU'RE JEALOUS! *SHOCKING* *SHOCKING* *SHOCKING* LMAO There should defenitely be something like this for "YOU'RE A COMMUNIST"
dctownes
April 12th, 2007
4:51:55 PM CDT
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OH MY LOLL
Akago
April 14th, 2007
5:01:35 AM CDT
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I've never seen a Kano transformation!
mattmattmatt
April 14th, 2007
9:57:05 PM CDT
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DINOSAURS!
Zpride
April 14th, 2007
11:40:55 PM CDT
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The sync is off a little bit, or maybe a refresh was in order?
Zpride
April 14th, 2007
11:43:20 PM CDT
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Self-reply: It was a refresh.
C-Euro
April 15th, 2007
11:32:09 AM CDT
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That made no sense. At all.
teddyleevin
April 16th, 2007
8:13:46 PM CDT
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Dinasaurs.
POS
April 19th, 2007
7:30:08 PM CDT
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Jesus christ this site is f*cking amazing
Dope
May 3rd, 2007
6:18:18 PM CDT
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Jeff Goldblums stare makes me wanna vomit and then choke on it cause i;m laughing so hard. And then human sh*t. Lots of human sh*t. This is a masterpeice. 5ed and Fav'ed Rock on.
money-hat
May 30th, 2007
11:44:11 AM CDT
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Man, maybe the solution is to put the high rated site on the worthwile list intead of the midvoted ones. or a new rotating frontpage list for these things--- or maybe a Favorite users list that you to new sites.... I can't believe how many high rated ones get lost now...
norly
June 27th, 2007
1:15:02 AM CDT
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i love coming back to this site, on of my recent favs
POS
October 13th, 2007
2:01:00 PM CDT
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YOU'RE JEALOUS