Jealousy Gets You Nowhere
Created on: April 10th, 2007
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site heavily inspired by sites made by mattmattmatt some time ago, and sound also includes Gustav Holst - The Planets, Mars from shockingcats.ytmnd.com

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April 10th, 2007
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First
April 10th, 2007
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April 11th, 2007
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Its a 4 because I could have sworen to god ive seen this before.
April 11th, 2007
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fwejoiwejfoiweojifowijefjioew
April 11th, 2007
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wont let me voat 5. stupid JON CARRIE IS TRYING TO PREVEN TUS FROM HELPING JORGIEZ DREAM OF GETTING 5S POSSIBLE!!
April 11th, 2007
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The giant mosquitos have eaten my family. I am the only one left. Please, donate moneys to my cause.
April 11th, 2007
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you stole my P1ZZ4 and i give u a downvote for an awesome *ss site!!!!
April 10th, 2007
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http://bewareofc.ytmnd.com/
April 10th, 2007
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Nice. And I ever fived it before I knew who made it. lol
April 18th, 2014
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MasterSitsu come back to us. </3
April 10th, 2007
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you blew it latching onto that stupid suspense sh*t
April 10th, 2007
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8-|
April 10th, 2007
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YOU. ARE. GOD!
April 10th, 2007
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why isnt this on up and coming? >:( its awesome
April 10th, 2007
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there, thats better
April 10th, 2007
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Why is Jeff Goldblum staring at me? :(
April 10th, 2007
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Why not?
April 11th, 2007
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he's watching you poop
April 10th, 2007
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rofl
April 10th, 2007
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sync it better
April 10th, 2007
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DUN DUN DUUUUUN
April 10th, 2007
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you're jealous!
April 10th, 2007
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yes its nice, i like
April 10th, 2007
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
April 10th, 2007
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Eww...what. o_o Also, the sync was better when I refreshed.
April 10th, 2007
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jeffgaytmndun dun dun dun dun
April 10th, 2007
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You're above that staredown sh*t at the end.
April 10th, 2007
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It would be incomplete without the stare down...plus, that wide-eyed look on jeff goblum's face can't go unused.
April 10th, 2007
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What does your cum taste like?
April 10th, 2007
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WTF MASTERSITSU STOP BEING SO GODLY
April 10th, 2007
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HAhahaha!!!! Hilarious!! The funniest YTMND ever!!
April 10th, 2007
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Good idea and I love the Goldbloom stuff but would have liked it more with something new
April 10th, 2007
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I may be rich, but I'm not styoopid
April 10th, 2007
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I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.
April 10th, 2007
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Nicely done sir
April 10th, 2007
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yeehaw!
April 10th, 2007
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vote revised after some consideration. Good work.
April 10th, 2007
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thats some pretty intense stuff. i was gripped to the edge of my seat.
April 10th, 2007
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I don't think so, Tim.
April 10th, 2007
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I always know when it's sitsu...
April 11th, 2007
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2nd
April 11th, 2007
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In my opinion it was the suspense/staring contest that won it. F*cking hilarious.
April 11th, 2007
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So damn amazing
April 11th, 2007
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lolllllllllllllll
April 11th, 2007
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I was on the fence before 'Mars' started up. Best ytmnd EVAR.
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lawls
April 11th, 2007
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Goldblum will rape you.
April 11th, 2007
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AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
April 11th, 2007
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April 11th, 2007
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Q: "what does your c*nt taste like" A: "dinosaurs" How can I not 5?
April 11th, 2007
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yes, officially from the DVD subtitles the line is "c*nt", there are many that believe it as "cum" though and it does sound quite like that too. i'm happy with it either way.
April 11th, 2007
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same.
April 11th, 2007
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Jeff Goldblooms semen can cure cancer and some forms of mild urinary tract infections.
April 11th, 2007
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For sight no obstacle found here, nor shade, But all Sun-shine, as when his Beams at Noon Culminate from th' ∆quator as they now
April 11th, 2007
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would've been nice had it not gone all faddy
April 11th, 2007
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Great site, Sitsu. No really, it's more than a site, it's like a library. You get the main focus, the gif, the sound, and if you happen to think that it's complete garbage, well there are sources which you can investigate and analyse. Closer, The Fly etc. and if you're not happy with just that, there's more, you can go see description and you can find a charming little story about who inspired you and when the idea hit you. Really you f*ggot, next time, more essential stuff, less being a dweeb.
April 11th, 2007
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Editing god you are hmmm.
April 11th, 2007
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaa
April 11th, 2007
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Eh.
April 11th, 2007
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The eye goes to Goldblum
April 11th, 2007
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lol "what does your cum taste like?" Now that's something Max would say.
April 11th, 2007
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its c*nt, not cum
April 11th, 2007
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5 for smack my bitch up playing in the background.
April 11th, 2007
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and c*nt
April 11th, 2007
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That was the only good thing about the ytmnd...
April 11th, 2007
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Sitsu, do you even make crappy sites? I mean... it's like you aren't even trying to fail.
April 11th, 2007
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wtf stop it, yer making good sites again, but they're great... damnit
April 11th, 2007
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The giant mosquitos have eaten my family. I am the only one left. Please, donate moneys to my cause.
April 11th, 2007
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Wow, this is truly great.
April 11th, 2007
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My God, It's like one train carrying awesome from Pawtucket at 85 mph collided with another carrying stupendous from Chicago at 76 mph and they spilled their sweet tasty innards all over this domain.
April 11th, 2007
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beautiful.
April 11th, 2007
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his bug-eyed expression made it. srsly.
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did he ask him what his cum tasted like?
April 11th, 2007
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Eh I didn't like the Mars at the end but Jeff's verbal reactions were great. I can't downvote Goldblum.
April 11th, 2007
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THIS IS THE BEST YTMND EVER.
April 11th, 2007
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f*cking nightmares tonight. thanks alot
April 11th, 2007
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the ending is excessive.
April 11th, 2007
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s'kinda the point.
April 11th, 2007
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neat, but not entertaining for me..
April 11th, 2007
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I dont think so, Tim
April 11th, 2007
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What kind of f*cking comment is "what does your cum taste like" ???
April 11th, 2007
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the fly! also, this was something unusual for a change, and that's a good thing.
April 11th, 2007
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$5 says you just catapulted this fad. It probably should've started before when it was first used.
April 11th, 2007
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since i accidentally made a bet, if im wrong i'll sponsor the site $5.
April 11th, 2007
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Flawless. ^_^
April 11th, 2007
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OK, fine.
April 11th, 2007
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Jeff Goldblum.
April 11th, 2007
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seriously who the f*ck comes up with this sh*t (you) are a f*cking genius
April 11th, 2007
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maaaaan....the f*cks wrong with you?
April 11th, 2007
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Also frame 18 has serious lol factor with the timing of the music and frame stoppage with that face. Good one. It's a moment.
April 11th, 2007
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Haha those were very good edits. Love it.
April 11th, 2007
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I may be rich but Im not stupid
April 11th, 2007
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Oh sh*t, oh god, I laughed until my face hurt then I started coughing then the coughing turned to honking and my husband got scared. Now my head hurts. God I love you. And Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.
April 11th, 2007
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First YTMND I laughed hysterically at in a good, long while. This is made of staggering amounts of win and lol.
April 11th, 2007
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I liked everything except the shocking cats... I like stuff to be stupid so I would have prefered "YOU BETRAY THE LAWL" or the scene from rejected with the eye popping
April 11th, 2007
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not letting me vote....i give it 4
April 11th, 2007
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ROFLMAO!
April 11th, 2007
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What? No.
April 11th, 2007
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i may be poor but im not smart
April 11th, 2007
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now i'm only gonna see the naked guy whenever I jack off to this movie :(
April 11th, 2007
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Awesome
April 11th, 2007
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the additional climatic sounds go a long way
April 11th, 2007
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LOLLOCAUST
April 11th, 2007
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HAH!
April 11th, 2007
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I don't know...maybe TOO dramatic?
April 11th, 2007
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how does your cum taste?
April 11th, 2007
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April 11th, 2007
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YOU'RE JEALOUS! *SHOCKING* *SHOCKING* *SHOCKING* LMAO There should defenitely be something like this for "YOU'RE A COMMUNIST"
April 12th, 2007
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OH MY LOLL
April 14th, 2007
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I've never seen a Kano transformation!
April 14th, 2007
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DINOSAURS!
April 14th, 2007
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The sync is off a little bit, or maybe a refresh was in order?
April 14th, 2007
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Self-reply: It was a refresh.
April 15th, 2007
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That made no sense. At all.
April 16th, 2007
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Dinasaurs.
April 19th, 2007
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Jesus christ this site is f*cking amazing
May 3rd, 2007
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Jeff Goldblums stare makes me wanna vomit and then choke on it cause i;m laughing so hard. And then human sh*t. Lots of human sh*t. This is a masterpeice. 5ed and Fav'ed Rock on.
May 30th, 2007
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Man, maybe the solution is to put the high rated site on the worthwile list intead of the midvoted ones. or a new rotating frontpage list for these things--- or maybe a Favorite users list that you to new sites.... I can't believe how many high rated ones get lost now...
June 27th, 2007
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i love coming back to this site, on of my recent favs
October 13th, 2007
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YOU'RE JEALOUS