SNAPE DIES killing Voldemort so Harry can live
Snape dies killing Voldemort to save Harry's life in Harry Potter book 7. Oh and the last horcrux is in Sirius' house. Warning: this description contains spoilers for Harry Potter book 7, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

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this is fake, and also was posted here before. wasted sponsorship
June 10th, 2007
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ROMULUS is spelled wrong. RIMULUS sounds like a character from one of those sick Online Fictions where Harry Potter & co. is gay. ---- You may have wasted $60 on a fake lead, but you can now claim to be the progenitor of the sure to follow -RIMuLuS- YTMND fad which will be overdone ad nauseum.
June 10th, 2007
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RiMuLuS will probably be a Star Trek ROMULAN from the West Indies with giant blue dreadlocks who interacts with and only with the Epic Gay Harry Potter world. He will be incorrectly associated with PaCarD but that's the way YTMND fads go.
June 10th, 2007
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Vulcan's bleed green, it's more logical.
June 10th, 2007
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harry potter. 'nuff said. why don't people read real books?
June 10th, 2007
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The Harry Potter books are great.
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You know what could use a movie series? The Dune Prequels and the Butlerian Jihad books
June 10th, 2007
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the real question is, "Who gets date raped?"
June 10th, 2007
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Snape Kills Voldemort kills Snape who killed Dumbledore. Ah.. this is all very confusing...
June 10th, 2007
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LOOK AT OUR BROWSER TITLES!!! WTF??????
June 10th, 2007
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and why the f*ck is this ytmnd name beside the main YTMND name???
June 11th, 2007
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Wait, so the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up?
June 11th, 2007
(2)
Harry Potter dies.
June 12th, 2007
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Harry Potter is for f*cking fairy f*ggots
June 12th, 2007
(0)
BRING BACK NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYZ AMIRITE?
June 12th, 2007
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ALSO THE BABYSITTERS CLUB
June 14th, 2007
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Rimulus... Rim..jobulus?
June 14th, 2007
(1)
goosebumps books were the best
June 14th, 2007
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Actually he kills Dumbledore so I can continue to upvote. COOKIE 4 U ^_^
June 15th, 2007
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THIS JUST IN THIS IS REAL!!!!!! see my c*ck for more details!
June 9th, 2007
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http://snapediessoharrycankillvoldemortandsurvive.ytmnd.com/
June 11th, 2007
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rofl a all the Harry Potter fans no accepting this is real "Its fake, total fake" so glad i never read that book.
June 9th, 2007
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pretty sure its a fake...
June 10th, 2007
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no, its true, JK rowling confirmed it.
June 10th, 2007
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No no .. that would've have made bigger news .. haha
June 11th, 2007
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all the fans are in denial lmao
August 19th, 2007
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hey Docter, what do you have to say about yourself for your comment in this site: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/773562
September 3rd, 2007
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that you are a creepy pre-pubecent stalker liberal who has never experienced a time in your life where you were proven wrong. Which one of mommy's boyfriends beat you to be such an *ssh*le?
June 9th, 2007
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lol spnsor fail
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why can't we see any page numbers? this is obviously fake. no printed copy would use font that looks worn out like that
June 9th, 2007
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Time to leave the internet until July 22 because of stuff like this.
June 10th, 2007
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my thoughts exactly. even though this is fake a real one is bound to surface.
June 11th, 2007
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Run away bitches!
June 12th, 2007
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lol, you care about harry potter, f*g!
June 9th, 2007
(1)
NoOooOOo BITCH!!!!
June 12th, 2007
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YOU BITCH!
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5'd because of 'someones going to jail for this' LOLOL
June 10th, 2007
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lol phail for knowing nothing about harry potter
June 10th, 2007
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LOL! SNAPE KILLS VOLDEMORT!!!!!1q
June 10th, 2007
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..no he doesnt.
June 10th, 2007
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lol harry penis
June 10th, 2007
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now i couldn't give a sh*t about harry potter... but why would snape do a thing like that unless they were buttsexing.
June 12th, 2007
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they were buttsexing
June 10th, 2007
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Social Democracy, if you happen to read this.... You should sponsor the following site for $102 dollars---- http://gayplaza.ytmnd.com/
June 10th, 2007
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do it
June 10th, 2007
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lawd have mercy
June 10th, 2007
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no, sponsor this one --- dough.ytmnd.com
June 10th, 2007
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June 10th, 2007
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If you do, my body will be your plaything for the rest of your life;)
June 10th, 2007
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On second thought, go f*ck yourself.
June 11th, 2007
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I love that site.
June 11th, 2007
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YES
June 10th, 2007
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lol failure
June 10th, 2007
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Rimulus? That sounds like a made up name...the name the faker was looking for was Romulus (Remus and Romulus were founders of Rome)
June 11th, 2007
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sixth? in teh American system? that's generous.
June 11th, 2007
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Why would the founder of Rome be in a Harry Potter book?
June 10th, 2007
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Bitch, YOU BITCH !!!!1!!!
June 10th, 2007
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I say if a site gets added to the freaking YTMND title bar for the entire website it's quite an accomplishment. But then I also said Disorderlies was gonna hit BIG so you might not want to listen to me.
June 10th, 2007
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You got the win!
June 10th, 2007
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Forget the Rimulus thing, why is "Him" capitalized in there? That's the sort of typo that distinguishes a real draft from just some guy on the internet typing up a fake. Unless Snape was God all along, which would have been a far bigger spoiler, I'd say.
June 10th, 2007
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The "Him" that is referred to is Voldemort, not Snape.
June 10th, 2007
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Same difference. The only way this would be any faker would be if it were written in Star Trek font, with "LOL, Spoiler" in the dialogue.
June 12th, 2007
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i read like the first 2 books they referred to him liek that i think it was actually capitalized
June 10th, 2007
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I have a feeling this would happen. Anyway, if the book release confirms it, I'll write a YTMND tributing Snape.
June 10th, 2007
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Nooooooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!
June 10th, 2007
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That's from the PDF of a fake by some loser who actually wrote his own version of the seventh book to piss fans off.
June 10th, 2007
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And I think Snape died so HARRY could kill Voldemort. Snape sacrificed himself, he didn't win in the fake story.
June 10th, 2007
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MWAH. MWAH. MWAH....
June 14th, 2007
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I just got a summary of the fake from Digg. Which I loathe.
June 10th, 2007
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this is sh*t
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this sucks
June 10th, 2007
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fake, wasted money
June 10th, 2007
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hey! snape kills voldemort!!!
June 11th, 2007
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NOOOO YOU BITCH!
June 11th, 2007
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you bitch
June 10th, 2007
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"Trusted him more, I always.... I don't know." Doesn't sound like Rowling's style.
June 10th, 2007
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Let's just number a few of the obvious failings in this fake: 1. 'You came through in the end' is pure Americanism. 2. So is 'you saw how Severus went down'. 3. 'quickly looked at both sides' - sh*t English. Should be looked TO both sides. 4. 'someone who doesn't care wouldn't have faced up' - sh*t grammar. Should be 'someone who DIDN'T care wouldn't have faced up'. 5. 'It's weird but' - more Americanisms. 6. 'I never listened to him or I never' - utterly sh*t English. Should be 'I never listened to him, and I never' or 'I never... nor did I'. 7. 'turned to pay his full attention' - nuh-uh. More crap English. You don't 'pay your full attention'. You give it. 8. 'better than we give him credit for, that's why...' For f*ck's sake. Did you hire a child to do this? There should be a full stop (a period to you Americans) after 'for', and 'that' should start with a capital T. Oh, and it should be 'gave' rather than 'give'. In summary: FAIL.
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lol "bash americans via internets to improve low self-esteem!!!111" some is having their "stop", or, in 'American", period, rag, Aunt Flo. Your life = none+fail
June 10th, 2007
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I like Gex's analysis.
June 11th, 2007
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Well considering JK Rowling (or whatever her name is) was homeless before she wrote the books, I think she may have bad grammar :p Also, this could be a manuscript scan in which case you could still have grammatical errors because it is still an unfinished copy. Not to mention most of the quotes you provided are dialog which doesn't have to be grammatically correct. I'm not saying its real, but if it is I want you to suck my american c*ck
June 11th, 2007
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I love how you made this about being american when it wasn't remonster ... good job
June 11th, 2007
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gex wasnt insulting americans, he just said that some phrases used were very american and probably wouldnt be used by an english woman.
June 12th, 2007
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Nah, Gex's analysis is a stupid one. All he had to do was see the misspellings of character names and know it was fake right there, instead he wasted a few minutes of his time bitching about grammar so he can tell himself that the ending isnm't ruined for himself.
June 12th, 2007
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Most people that don't read HP would not catch the misspellings, ergo I laid it out, plain and simple, why this page is a fake. Remonster: Do you honestly think that someone that's typing up a manuscript in Word is going to bypass all the inherent squiggly red lines all over the page? I don't think so.
June 12th, 2007
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"Not to mention most of the quotes you provided are dialog which doesn't have to be grammatically correct." .... Dialog doesn't have to be gramatically correct? It's a book! It's English text! Of course it has to be grammatically correct; unless you're an ameatur, which in this case Rowling isn't.
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Gangstud, you moron. He referred to Americanisms first than complained about "sh*t Grammar/utterly sh*t English/Crap English ". The insult is implied. That's like insulting "Black" people if he said Nizzle is "Ebonics" then later saying What the Dilly, Yo is a sh*t greeting, N*gga Please is sh*t English, and B*tches ain't Sh*t is more crap English. Gex made good observations about the invalidity of the picture BUT insulted Americans. Not saying our English is emmaculate but (Brains)*0=You
June 10th, 2007
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Did anyone else notice that the title of YTMND has been added with SNAPE DIES KILLING VOLDERMORT SO HARRY CAN LIVE
June 10th, 2007
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Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that this site still sucks.
June 10th, 2007
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Yeah, ahd the ytmnd of THAT is actually a good one.
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This already failed once - so you stole it from another ytmnd and add your own wit (I use that term VERY loosely). It still sucks. What is astounding is that someone as dumb as you actually put money into this lame attempt.
June 11th, 2007
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The creator and sponsor are two different people. You're an idiot.
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So I can't comment on both? Wtf difference does it make? What is idiotic is you are so anal you'd actually make a big deal out of that. Holy sh*t call the retard patrol because I commented on the maker and the sponsor. What was I supposed to do- PM the sponsor? Eat sh*t and die.
June 10th, 2007
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NOOOO YOU BITCH
June 10th, 2007
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2 for funny description :P
June 10th, 2007
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There's Gayfuel near here. I can hear it.
June 11th, 2007
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This comment was 100% better than the YTMND on which it is written.
June 10th, 2007
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NOOOOOO YOU BITCH! YOU BITCHHHH! Lol. i didnt really even read the 6th. i skipped chapters. i dont know what the hells a horocruxz or whatever those kids call it these days.
June 10th, 2007
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FAIL
June 10th, 2007
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Ha ha, those crazy nerds and their books
June 10th, 2007
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haha don't care whether it's true or not! NAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU BITCH!
June 10th, 2007
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I hope there's another, "NOOOOOO! YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!" made for the newest book.
June 10th, 2007
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I'm voting one because it's what the cool kids do. Also, I will laugh hysterically if this actually ends up happening more or less.
June 10th, 2007
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lol
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WARNING: MASSIVE PHAILURE
June 10th, 2007
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Hermione dies.
June 10th, 2007
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Due to IMAX illness which difficulted her ability to breath.
June 10th, 2007
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Harry dies.
June 10th, 2007
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someone likes this YTMND... (see the blue bar thingy at top of screen)
June 11th, 2007
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I THINKS IS TEH MACKS LAWL
June 10th, 2007
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a horrible fake gtfo
June 10th, 2007
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fake.
June 10th, 2007
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5'd for the description.
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I heard Jesus comes back in the end and smites their devil-worshipping asses.
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You got the bootleg version of the bible I see
June 10th, 2007
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thank you for giving this site $60 yo
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Thanks for reminding me to not check YTMND for the next month.
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The grammar and vocabulary is also too poor to be real.
June 10th, 2007
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have you read Harry Potter Before?
June 10th, 2007
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Minus 1,000 for a fake.
June 10th, 2007
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I give you one because it somehow worked it's way into the title on the main page.
June 10th, 2007
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Needs more Spanish Inquisition.
June 10th, 2007
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needs more rimulus (hopefully with 100% more rimming action).
June 10th, 2007
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I hope to god this is fake. *ssh*le.
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hahahahahahahahaah youre a tool i hope this is real.. cause that guy above me is a TOOL!!!!
June 10th, 2007
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I like the part where they talked about going down on eachother.
June 10th, 2007
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Noooo!!!! YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!!!
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nooo, you b.... ah i don't even care
June 10th, 2007
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When people start posting real spoilers for the book after it comes out, it'll be much more interesting than psoting fake spoilers. But, I suppose it'll attract a lot of people believing it.
June 10th, 2007
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omg its true
June 10th, 2007
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I'm gonna laugh when this is fake. However, everyone saying "OMG SHE SAYS NO NEW CHARACTERS WILL BE INTRODUCED"--I highly doubt there won't be some minor new character somewhere, and no one said this Rimulus guy is a major player in the book. Nevertheless, this excerpt is pretty failtastic and doesn't have the effect Snape Kills Dumbledore had.
June 10th, 2007
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The real flaw with this one is that even if it were real, half the fanbase expects Snape to turn good anyway, so it just doesn't have the same impact. What made SKD so awesome was that a guy could drive around a bookstore shouting it, and that lady was actually upset by what he said. If he shouted this she'd be all "Yeah, so?"
June 10th, 2007
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If this isn't fake I hope you, anyone who posts this, the and the person who made a really sh*tty copy of this die of some horrible disease, preferably of the flesh eating variety. But since I'm 90% sure this is fake, heres a 3.
June 10th, 2007
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Im sure the harry potter fans have long left this site
June 10th, 2007
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proly fake but lol if tru
June 10th, 2007
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this better be fake or I'm going grab my tec and start killin n*gg*z fo fun
June 10th, 2007
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f*ck harry potter go get laid f*ggety virgins
June 10th, 2007
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hahaha, i love it
June 10th, 2007
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Firstly, why is 'Him' capitalized like they're talking about god? It's Voldemort. And who's Rimulus?
June 10th, 2007
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lol. fake fake fake. Rimmulus? hahah
June 10th, 2007
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EPIC ...Sorta.
June 10th, 2007
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The quotes around the dialog are also single quotes, not double.
June 11th, 2007
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In England they use single quotes first, then double. Just the opposite of what we do in America.
June 11th, 2007
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Nooooooo! You bitch! You biiiitchh!!! :P
June 11th, 2007
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true story I've never read any of these books or seen movies but has anyone ever made a medieval one where it says "NEIGH YOU HARLOT" or something like that because that seems like an easy 3.75.
June 11th, 2007
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owned!
June 11th, 2007
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Wasted $60 dollars man. You're the reason this site isn't funny anymore.
June 11th, 2007
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This is trash. For one, the writing is awful. Rowling is no master of the language, but she's not an idiot, either. much failing for being so gullible.
June 11th, 2007
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Congratulations for reaching the page title.
June 11th, 2007
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oh god...
June 11th, 2007
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I wish this was real
June 11th, 2007
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Phayl
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fake scan is faaaake. it's regulus, not rimulus. retards.
June 11th, 2007
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F*CK YOU BITCH I HOPE YOU DIE IN HELL
June 11th, 2007
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"Hey Loser! You are trying to use a sound, image or title that's already been used! Currently we are not allowing this. Please go back and try to be original you useless sh*theel. Attempting to evade this system may result in a ban."
June 11th, 2007
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Very nice! How did this possibly come into your possession?
June 11th, 2007
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The last couple of Harry Potter books have sucked worse than hell. They were made to be made into movies. They suck so badly. I was, no kidding, expecting something like 'Snape kills Voldemort' to happen, because that's such a lowly uninteresting predictable thing that is going to happen... in a low-grade hollywood movie.
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This Is Fake! Harry Dies Killing Voldemort and snapes just kills dumbledore GOSH! If the writer truely sold her creativity out which she strongly defends then Harry still dies.
June 11th, 2007
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Fake theories like this are actually good for us Harry Potter fans. It will prevent me from knowing which one is actually real.
June 11th, 2007
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Hi, my name is ggg. .ggg si eman ym , iH
June 11th, 2007
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I read Lemony Snicket, so this Harry Potter stuff is lost on me
June 11th, 2007
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Will Turner becomes the captain of the Flying Dutchman, a Prop tower falls on Prince Charming during the climax of Shrek 3, The guys in Ocean's 13 get the money but then donate it to orphans but then someone wins 11 million dollars legitimately, Beth castrates Stuart in Hostel 3 and emerges in the last moment of the film to behead a member of the bubblegum gang (and they play socer with the head), Peter Parker accidentally vaporizes Venom after Venom impales the New Goblin to death.
June 11th, 2007
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yay :D
June 11th, 2007
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genius either way
June 11th, 2007
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God damn it. Oh well, I guess that saves me thirty bucks.
June 11th, 2007
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VOLDEMORT KILLS SNAPE ROFLWAFFLES
June 11th, 2007
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Harry Potter dies.
June 11th, 2007
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Fake but a 5 for the description.
June 11th, 2007
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HAHAHHHHAAA OH YES OH YES. I LOVE YOU!!
June 11th, 2007
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Just came in to say hi.
June 11th, 2007
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Voted 5 :) (obviously)
June 11th, 2007
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f*ckin ppl that dont read these books will never understand why the hell HP fans are so passinate about the series. And we certainly do not appreciate people showing us spoilers or false spoilers. So some advice for people like that. Stfu and kiss the side of my penis.
June 11th, 2007
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f*ck*n AY to that.
June 11th, 2007
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hey, i used to read them. Then i realized that real books were better for you. I have a list of them here for you: 1984, Animal Farm, Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?, The Man In The High Castle, A Scanner Darkly, Keep The Aspidistra Flying, A Lesson Before Dying, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Kite Runner, Thank You For Smoking, and Boomsday. Read any combination of any of these books, and then tell me whether you still like Harry Potter.
June 11th, 2007
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there are many more, which are as good, if not better, but Harry Potter books are about as intellectually informative as TV, particularly in America, where they changed the name of the first book to pacify the retards who couldn't possibly bother to look up the Philosopher's Stone or anything to do with alchemy, the 'scientific' answer to witchcraft.
June 11th, 2007
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Amen, geoguy.
June 11th, 2007
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Geoguy91, what a perfect example of ignorance and eliticism. I've read almost all of those books you've listed and still think Harry Potter are some of the best books I've read.
June 11th, 2007
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Blommer, that's because you're illiterate. Looking at a book and reading a book are two totally different things.
June 11th, 2007
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Haha, another zinger from Ballsup!
June 11th, 2007
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I'm sure that these people saying that the Harry Potter books suck because they aren't intellectual have never once watched a non-intellectual movie/tv show or listened to music that didn't intellectually challenge them, or done anything at all purely for enjoyment and without any significant intellectual gain.
June 12th, 2007
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DX HAS TWO WORDS FOR HARRY POTTER!!! SUCK IT!!!
June 12th, 2007
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I really have no problem with the HP books and don't think ill of them. It's the buzz and hype surrounding them that has finally gotten to me.
June 12th, 2007
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also LARRY POTTER 4 LYFE. (Does anybody get that?)
June 12th, 2007
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I've read most of those books geoguy. And I still think Harry Potter is one of the best books I've read. So suck a penis.
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He's right...
June 13th, 2007
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While I agree that HP books are good and worthy of positive recognition, I can't bring myself to hop on the fanboy/girl bandwagon. Anyone who thinks HP is the best.anything.ever needs to READ MOAR, plain and simple.
June 14th, 2007
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sorry if i came off as elitist. I don't like the books and think those ones are better written.
June 14th, 2007
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ok, fair point geoguy.
June 16th, 2007
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Geo, that comment was complete bullsh*t. I have read nearly every book you listed, and that still doesn't take anything away from Harry Potter. Face it, it's a good story. It's not a thinking man's series of books though, that's for sure. Also, Alchemy is complete bullsh*t and it has been regarded as such in America for about 200 years. It's no coincidence that a lot of people may not know what the Philosopher's Stone is. So, suck my ignorant American c*ck.
June 11th, 2007
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There can be only one "Snape kills Dumbledore". Also, fake. This was a more pointless sequel than Hostel 2.
June 11th, 2007
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Also, I will refrain from visiting this site until sometime mid-August, after I have read the book. Don't much care for spoilers, you see.
June 12th, 2007
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Please do, we don't want you here.
June 11th, 2007
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It's completely fake. I had a class where we had to analyze Rowling's writing style and this is so far off base it's ridiculous.
June 16th, 2007
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Oh you had a class did you college boy?
June 11th, 2007
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Noooooo you f*cker! You spoiled the darn thing for me arghhhh.
June 11th, 2007
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I doubt it's true. Me, I'm okay, because I know to NEVER trust YTMND. Ever. It's like trusting Brian Peppers in a nursery.
June 11th, 2007
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
June 11th, 2007
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This is from the blog, and I think they have a point: This is so fake. That's not J.K Rowlings style. She more detailed. THere are misspellings. And none of the things written in there are exactly revelations. These theories have been long thought of. I mean, c'mon. "Scans" of Harry Potter books have leaked before and all of em have been fake. Pretty sure the final book is under freaking GUARD. It's a multi-million dollar book, after all.
June 11th, 2007
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Die
June 11th, 2007
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I'm so going to jail for this...
June 11th, 2007
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Snape kills Snape kills Volvolvolvolvoldemort, Volvolvolvolvoldemort NOOOOO YOU BITCH
June 11th, 2007
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YOU BITCH!
June 11th, 2007
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that's bull, I gave 9.00
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
June 12th, 2007
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I don't come on here to read...
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Even JK Rowling can write better than whoever wrote that. I call shenanigans.
June 12th, 2007
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This writing is pathetic. Harry sounds like some black kid trying to unlearn ebonics. "Yeah, I saw how he went down... it's like, I never took 'im seriously, in a good way, you know..."
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I suppose it's fake but....... NOOO BITCH! YOU BITCH! Lol Barnes and Noble. Funny, my bets were that Hermione and Cho and Ginny would die after they became sacrificed as the town's dumbest virgins...
June 12th, 2007
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F, False. hermione kills dumbledore who then comes back to life and kills ron THINKING he was hermione, who then kills snape to get to dumbledore but came to find out voldemort really is dumbledore and harry was looking for him. hermione's boobs then start to expand killing everyone. fin.
June 12th, 2007
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hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha and god said to moses "harry potter has been ruined for the life-less nobodies in the world." YES!!!!!!!!
June 12th, 2007
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SNAPE DIES FOR OUR SINS.
June 12th, 2007
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No Actually, it's fake. The Two Reasons why are, The printing press for the book hasn't been run yet. Also, This is not in the syle of J.K. Rowlings at all. When she writes there is way more detail. This, is fake.
June 12th, 2007
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wow ur a f*g dude.
June 12th, 2007
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NOOOOO!!! BITCH! YOU BITCH!!
June 12th, 2007
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NOOOOOOOOO YOU BITCH< YOU RUINED THE F*CKING THING FOR ME, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?? WHY DID YOU SPEND 60 $ JUST SO YOU CAN RUIN IT FOR ME.. @#@%%@#@#E I HATE YOU, LET KING LEO KICK YOU IN THE PIT AND WHILE YOUR FALLING /wrist SO THERE WOULD BE ONE LESS HARRY POTTER SPOILER MAKER IN REAL LIFE. nah just kiddin it was alright, i dont care. the fact that you paid 60$ was halarious. i hope it was worth it for you
June 12th, 2007
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
June 12th, 2007
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5'd for the all of the lulzy fanboy comments.
June 12th, 2007
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People that read books are gay.
June 12th, 2007
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Fake. Who the hell is RIMulus?
June 12th, 2007
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That doesn't even sound like J. K. Rowling. If they were going to make a fake, they should have done their homework at the very least.
July 23rd, 2007
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PWNED
June 12th, 2007
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Nooooooooo!! You bitch!!
June 12th, 2007
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People still care about Harry Potter? (lawl)
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apparently
June 12th, 2007
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5 because I love to taunt the downvoters, lol
June 12th, 2007
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For any idiots thinking it's true, the prophecy says either harry kills voldy or vice versa. Scared me for a sec though :P
June 12th, 2007
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NNOOOO!! YOU BITCH!!
June 12th, 2007
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Hmmmm
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haha
June 12th, 2007
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Why are there single quotes, not double?
June 12th, 2007
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Threesies for making people angry and money for the site.
June 13th, 2007
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max is gay
June 13th, 2007
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so i see
June 13th, 2007
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Warning: You are a f*g.
June 13th, 2007
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Stay out of my sector. You no longer have clearance.
June 13th, 2007
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Thank God! Now I don't have to read it.
June 13th, 2007
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lol
June 13th, 2007
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Funny the first time, retarded the second time.
June 13th, 2007
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Oh Yeah I am going to spoil it for everyone. LOL!!!!
June 13th, 2007
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yeah.............no. FAIL
June 14th, 2007
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lame. j.k. rowling is an embarrassment to literature, and milks children's fantasy genre. i've seen better writing from undergraduates half her age featured in online literary magazines and journals.
June 16th, 2007
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No, no you haven't.
June 14th, 2007
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several days later (today) we found out it's real.
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