Microsoft Sam "iPhone Killer" (Steve Jobs Diss)
Microsoft Sam comes hardcore out the gate dropping rhymes that chump Steve Jobs can't handle.

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June 25th, 2007
(32)
Not bad...it's tough to work with SAM, he's a prick.
June 25th, 2007
(27)
You gotta earn his respect, yo.
June 25th, 2007
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COOKIE 4 U ^_^ 3rd-ish
June 25th, 2007
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Word.
June 25th, 2007
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Need to add Diddy or lil jon in the background saying, "ya, come on, cant stop, what!" for added humor
June 25th, 2007
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nice, its like my old site i made but 10 times better http://microsoftsam.ytmnd.com/
June 25th, 2007
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you didnt make this
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Just F*cking amazing.
July 11th, 2007
(0)
i could listen to sam all day!
June 25th, 2007
(1)
Nice.
June 25th, 2007
(6)
At the risk of sounding incredibly lame, word.
June 25th, 2007
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Absolutely horrific sounding. Couldn't stand it after 10 seconds.
June 25th, 2007
(5)
/me fiercely disagrees with nutnics, believing any crappy-sounding parts only add to its humor
June 25th, 2007
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i clicked the star 5 times but it keeps sayin i voted 1 star?
June 25th, 2007
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i couldnt' agree more with nutnics.
June 28th, 2007
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ghey.
June 30th, 2007
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nutnics has a good point.
June 25th, 2007
(5)
THAT WAS FUNNY
June 25th, 2007
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umm. really? nice editing. but um did you get paid to make this. did you get a stipend for doing this? brand loyalty is masturbation.
June 25th, 2007
(11)
5'd for the shutdown wav lol
June 25th, 2007
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microsoft sucks
June 25th, 2007
(1)
very nice
June 25th, 2007
(2)
I had no idea Sam was such a thug. Minus 1 for not objectifying women enough or calling himself a pimp, for not referencing any alcohol, for not using the line "you throw a pie in bill's face, I bust a cap in yo ass!!"
June 25th, 2007
(0)
It's nice. It's nice.
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This site is made of Win - dows, get it, get it??!!
June 25th, 2007
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Oh, because the OS is called Windows.
June 25th, 2007
(15)
Even as a "mac guy" this is f*cking hilarious.
June 25th, 2007
(0)
Very well done sir. Great job. Very nice editing.
June 25th, 2007
(0)
LOLLOL!)1)1010101010010010101010101001
June 25th, 2007
(0)
you aree winnnnar
June 25th, 2007
(7)
You on my task manager right after Hillary Clinton!
June 25th, 2007
(3)
haha
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Nice rhymes
June 25th, 2007
(5)
Well hey their microsoft sam who eats green eggs and ham dont make me come overthere and GIVE you the Backhand!!!!
June 25th, 2007
(3)
PWNED!!!
June 25th, 2007
(3)
lolz o dhfsl
June 25th, 2007
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lolololololollll
June 25th, 2007
(4)
I truly enjoyed that to teh max
June 25th, 2007
(5)
nice ' job' on the lyrics. =)
June 25th, 2007
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wow that's dumb
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In before stolen
June 25th, 2007
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product-related = auto 1
June 25th, 2007
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haha
June 25th, 2007
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Pretty good, I don't think even Sam would represent Vista though. I have an iMac and it works fairly well once you get used to everything being in a different place, but I wouldn't pay for any other iProduct known to man.
June 25th, 2007
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love the task manager part
June 25th, 2007
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Needs a better visual. Maybe a screen shot of the MS Works window you typed the lyrics in, along with a gangstafied Sam icon?
June 25th, 2007
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Haha.
June 25th, 2007
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F*CKING KILLER! Omg,you sir, win all 7 internets!
June 25th, 2007
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Muck Ficrosoft.
June 25th, 2007
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lol this is amazing.
June 27th, 2007
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Hillary Clinton needs a little c*ck-eye, amirite?
June 25th, 2007
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+5 for content -2 for mentioning Hillory Clinton
June 25th, 2007
(4)
You're lucky I didn't backslash you already.
June 25th, 2007
(3)
fan-fvcking-tastic
June 25th, 2007
(6)
June 25th, 2007
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Owned.
June 25th, 2007
(0)
Oh, snap!
June 25th, 2007
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that...was...the...SH*T.
June 25th, 2007
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MC Hawking ripoff. But not altogether poorly done.
June 25th, 2007
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d-[]_[]-b Very amusing.
June 25th, 2007
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awesome
June 25th, 2007
(1)
A surprisingly good rap parody. Sam can really spit an ill verse. Nice take on the BET Rapcity booth. I like the ad lib at the end.
June 25th, 2007
(1)
Top Stuff
June 25th, 2007
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virsuses are ftl Macs > you
June 25th, 2007
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(haha) noob!
June 25th, 2007
(1)
wow.
June 25th, 2007
(1)
omfg f*cking fav'd
June 25th, 2007
(3)
I' have a mac... and i've just been pwned. great job!
June 25th, 2007
(1)
That was the sh*t man... holy crap
June 25th, 2007
(1)
5 for "meet the heater"
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Freakin win my friend.
June 25th, 2007
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This amuses me a lot for some reason, though it is so poorly written....
June 25th, 2007
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i smell platinum
June 25th, 2007
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June 25th, 2007
(0)
Now, how about a comeback rap from Bruce (OSX voice) called Zune Killer?
June 27th, 2007
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That could be a PTKFGS. Nice idea! Any chance of uploading the mp3?
June 25th, 2007
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Word.
June 25th, 2007
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Oh sh*t son
June 25th, 2007
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I nearly died when I heard "Foreground Window" Good work.
June 25th, 2007
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WORD (2007) dawg.
June 25th, 2007
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The comp voice just ruins it all.
June 25th, 2007
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put it on the glass - foreground window.
June 25th, 2007
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5'd for Iron man
June 25th, 2007
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iphone.......lol pointless products advertised to 'hip' elitist *ssh*les
June 25th, 2007
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FIVE AND FAVED
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Oh my god. XD
June 25th, 2007
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June 25th, 2007
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Shutdown wav FTW!
June 26th, 2007
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I freaking agree, that was perfect
June 25th, 2007
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It's a phone, an MP3 player, a media player, and, well, a computer. It's not supposed to be a microsoft killer; in fact, Apple knows they can't beat Microsoft, so they're playing their own game; Boot Camp on the machine, Microsoft can get money from XP and Vista while Apply can get the money from the computers it sells...
June 25th, 2007
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Apple* And, props, because I laughed my *ss off at both how stupid and how godlike this was.
June 25th, 2007
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"gotta be 1337 to run the street"-sam priceless
June 25th, 2007
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That is brilliant! Well done, friend.
June 25th, 2007
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1 since Apple haters have already turned this into a "5 star if you hate Apple" and I could care less about either of your internet e-penises, so 1 to piss both off.
June 25th, 2007
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5 for Iron Man
June 25th, 2007
(1)
f*cking win. i ROFL'd at "Foreground window"
June 25th, 2007
(0)
HAHA!
June 25th, 2007
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4
June 25th, 2007
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5 for Iron Man
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Pwn'd!
June 25th, 2007
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Awesome. 5'd for effort and results.
June 25th, 2007
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foreground window!
June 25th, 2007
(0)
task manager lolo.
June 25th, 2007
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Awesome. Simply awesome.
June 25th, 2007
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lol...microsoft sux. OSX 4 LIFE
June 25th, 2007
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God, you're a nerd.
June 25th, 2007
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word
June 25th, 2007
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Microsoft Sam in the god-dang booth!
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lawl windows ftw.
June 25th, 2007
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F*cking WOW. Much props to u, dude.
June 25th, 2007
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I'm still ridin' in the ROFL-mobile.
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Rap. Sucks.
June 25th, 2007
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nice
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5 if you use "This Means War" by Busta Rhymes.
June 25th, 2007
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"Robowigger" is way better, but this is good.
June 25th, 2007
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awesome!
June 25th, 2007
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LH Michael is 10 times better than MS Sam. you get mike with the full installation of office 2003.
June 25th, 2007
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awesokem! im drunak also
June 25th, 2007
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Creative but the voice hurts to hear after a while either way 4
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That makes me want to ride the ROFL-Mobile
June 25th, 2007
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tl;dl
June 25th, 2007
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YOU SON A SUCK F*CK BULLSH*T
June 25th, 2007
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if you use a mac...you are a damn hippy
June 25th, 2007
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like the world's gonna change cuz u got a little phone
June 25th, 2007
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Personally, OS X is the most stable system I've ever used (XP comes in a close second), but regardless, the fact that you cited Vista as being the OS X killer gets a 1 from me. Vista is a bug-ridden unstable incompatible piece of recycled OS trash.
June 25th, 2007
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1337.
June 25th, 2007
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Hells yeah, Microsoft kicks ass...the phrase 'right after Hillary Clinton' made this all the better LOL
June 25th, 2007
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BRILLIANT! I love it!
June 25th, 2007
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nice tune, bad os
June 26th, 2007
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lol Windows pwns Mac
June 26th, 2007
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LOL XBOX and LIVE ALL THE WAY. GOOOOOOOOOOOO SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F*CK APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 26th, 2007
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Heh, that's what your mom did last night.
June 26th, 2007
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PEACE n00bz! Apple products are retarded
June 26th, 2007
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5 for sick rhymez the last part was gay though
June 26th, 2007
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5'd indefinately and Fav'd.
June 26th, 2007
(0)
Hell yeah
June 26th, 2007
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Windows update, you got PWNED!
June 26th, 2007
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funny but should've used other stuff other than live or xbox since they're sh*t
June 26th, 2007
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Lol, Iron Gland > Iron Man...LOL LOL LOL...seriously though, that was hillarious....nice choice though with Iron Man, though I have to say that song is a little over-rated due to overuse by tv commercials...like that Nissan one...they think using that music makes things more badass than they are.
June 26th, 2007
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Epic win. My life has purpose.
June 26th, 2007
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Ha ha
June 26th, 2007
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Landblasted!
June 26th, 2007
(1)
yeah guy. Foreground Window bitches.
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You got PWNED!! 5'd for that.
June 26th, 2007
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Foreground window... win.
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5'd for shutdown sound
June 26th, 2007
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rofl, that was teh pwnz0r!
June 26th, 2007
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Mildly entertaining.
June 26th, 2007
(0)
haha for the shutdown chyme at the end :D
June 26th, 2007
(0)
ho-sh*ts, you win the internets
June 26th, 2007
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LOL TASK MANAGER LOL
June 26th, 2007
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THAT WAS A F|_|CKING WING FOR ME. YOU ARE A WINRAR
June 26th, 2007
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that's a freakin' win
June 26th, 2007
(0)
ubuntu
June 26th, 2007
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Impressive.
June 26th, 2007
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I liked the windows shut down sound at the end. Nice touch.
June 26th, 2007
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MS Sam for 2 Apple hate for 4 Originality for 5
June 26th, 2007
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lol
June 26th, 2007
(0)
Daaaaaaaaaamn. Sweet sh*t.
June 26th, 2007
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Beware the Sam, yo.
June 26th, 2007
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yesss macs SUCK!!! Our school is filled with those pathetic excuses of a computer. They're slow, crash, can't game, and just ph41l at life in general. Only noobs would use macs due to their highly illogical interface, ex: to eject a usb drive, you drag the drive into the recycle bin. wow... talk about retarded. macs ain't got no game, literally.
June 28th, 2007
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macs call it "the trash bin". f*ck 'em.
July 1st, 2007
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Microsoft recycles!
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Wow, get your head out of your *ss for a second, as difficult as it seems. First off, you can game on a Mac, and there's plenty of games out there for Mac. Second, the only experience you have with Macs sound like they're all older Macs that have seen better days. I love how you spew sh*t without even thinking for a second about getting your f*cking facts straight. Seriously, the only noob here is the one who thinks that simply because they don't understand or like something it's all of a sudden the wrong
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way to be. Obviously, I'm a Mac user, and you can go ahead and mock the sh*t out of me for that, but I'm not going to be one to say, "OMG WINDOWS SUXORZ!!11! GET A MAC OR UR A F@G!" Frankly, yeah, PCs are better for gaming. Macs can do it, but I'd personally rather use a PC for gaming. Windows isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be. I mean, if it was seriously as horrible as most Mac fanboys make it sound, then I don't know why 98% of the PC market is dominated by Windows then.
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Not to mention, this is a very clever YTMND. Steve Jobs is quite the f*cktard.
June 26th, 2007
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If I could, I'd vote this a 6. Windows Update: you got pwned.
June 26th, 2007
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This actually made me laugh...out loud. Good job, 5
June 26th, 2007
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insta 5 for "put it on the glass. Foreground window.
June 26th, 2007
(0)
This is gold.
June 26th, 2007
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This would have been better as a YouTube clip with some animation going along with it.
June 26th, 2007
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nice
June 26th, 2007
(0)
This was f*cking epic
June 26th, 2007
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O SNAP SON
June 26th, 2007
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Black Sabbath invented rap music.
June 26th, 2007
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NEWCOMER: Microsoft Sam FTW!
June 26th, 2007
(0)
That was hilarious!
June 26th, 2007
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Nice use of windows sounds throughout the song. 5'd!
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MS Same- 1337 gangsta I like it, 5 for you
June 26th, 2007
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great job. top hit in Google for "microsoft same iphone killer"
June 26th, 2007
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Word to yo 'puter
June 26th, 2007
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WIN
June 26th, 2007
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this is worthy of a five AND a favorite!
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hahah i love it
June 26th, 2007
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This is f*cking gold. 5
June 26th, 2007
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I JUST F*CKED TWENTY FIVE SPIDER MONKEYS IN THE ASS! THEY BLED ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!! THEY JUST WOULDNT STOP BLEEDING! I WAS THE ONE! i THOUGHT THEY LIKED IT! DEAR GRACIOUS GOD IN HEAVEN FORGIVE ME! momma? Momma is that you? It's me mom, your little boy....
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Gold album.
June 27th, 2007
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YOU GOT F*CKED IN THE ASS
June 27th, 2007
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apple. LOLOLOLOL
June 27th, 2007
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the iPeople are already iDownvoting
June 27th, 2007
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i am a loyal pc user. still this ytmnd is lame. iDontcare what you call it, iCouldntbeartolistentothis.
July 1st, 2007
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iFive.
August 5th, 2007
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MicrosoftFive.
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foreground window.....lol he says that ALL the time
June 27th, 2007
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awesome
June 27th, 2007
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lawlskyz
June 27th, 2007
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when he says "peace, noobs" Its funny as sh*t.
June 27th, 2007
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iLaughed
June 27th, 2007
(0)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
June 27th, 2007
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Beatz stole my heart
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Hats off for a good digital MC! He be speaking da truth.
June 27th, 2007
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F*cking funniest site in ages..... ( Ha Ha )
June 27th, 2007
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Pretty great.
June 27th, 2007
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f*cking told
June 27th, 2007
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June 27th, 2007
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Funny
June 27th, 2007
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ok i guess
June 27th, 2007
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f*ck jeah
June 27th, 2007
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That was the best sh*t i've ever heard in my life!
June 27th, 2007
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can he see or is he blind?
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werd
June 27th, 2007
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That was pretty awesome. :D I don't like to join the mac v. pc fight but i appreciate good playa hating.
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