Jay Mohr's Blizzcon Routine
Created on: August 3rd, 2007
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August 3rd, 2007
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+500 for your username (which still only gives you 1 star)
August 3rd, 2007
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The most hilarious part of this is the complete DEAD SILENCE after each "Joke" he tells.
August 4th, 2007
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he should've started saying sh*t like "I just flew in from dallas and boy are my arms tired." and then pretended to laugh at his own joke and then just trail off and mumble things like "boy theres a lot of people here... ..so hot up here.." hahahaha i would pay to watch comedy death.
August 4th, 2007
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I wonder if someone is going to hire people to kill him after that
August 4th, 2007
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the nerds were to busy not getting laid to laugh.
August 4th, 2007
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yeah wow, that was embarrassing.
August 4th, 2007
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He must get his material from Something Awful.
August 4th, 2007
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Lowtax? More like BLOWtax, I mean come on am I rite? *silence* AND THEN I CRAPPED MY PANTS!
August 4th, 2007
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silence
August 4th, 2007
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SA4L
August 4th, 2007
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I'm not saying anything against SA, but you can't pretend you guys don't talk about WoW and pants-sh*tting a lot.
August 4th, 2007
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Awesome.
August 4th, 2007
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in 2007 Jay mohr will try to rehabilitate what is left of his career at blizzcon. Fail
August 4th, 2007
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self-ownage
August 4th, 2007
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Ouch, dude... mega golfclapping from the audience... he doesn't even know what he's talking about. L2P.
August 4th, 2007
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who even is that guy?
August 4th, 2007
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Some dipsh*t who thought he was funny because he was a featured player on SNL back when it was still good.
August 4th, 2007
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My calculations idicate you are correct, CaribDevist
August 4th, 2007
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SNL was pretty good from about 1990 to 1996. There was definitely a dip in the quality in 1994, which coincides with Mohr's introduction to the cast (at the end of 1993). Also, Al Franken - damn him to hell. But look at the rest of the cast around that time and tell me that they weren't funny: Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Kevin Nealon, Norm McDonald, Tim Meadows, Mike Myers, David Spade (maybe even Mark McKinney, who wasn't as good as he was on Kids in the Hall).
August 4th, 2007
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this is like the definition of kicking a man while he is down.
August 4th, 2007
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Jay Mohr does the best Chris Walken impression I've ever seen. Sad that he accepted this invitation to Blizzcon.
August 4th, 2007
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Kevin Pollak does the best Christopher Walken impression, he puts Jay to shame. Also, that is a shame for Jay Mohr because he was funny as hell in Suicide Kings.
August 4th, 2007
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i always thought Christopher Walken did the best Walken impression.
August 4th, 2007
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OH DUDE 4 STRENGTH 4 STAM LEATHER BELTS WAS FUNNIER
August 4th, 2007
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wow, jay mohr is killing himself, this joke sucks too
August 4th, 2007
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5 for purpose. but i love jay mohr he's usualy really really funnt
August 4th, 2007
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He doesn't seem to care that his jokes are bombing. I guess I wouldn't care either if I got to bone Nikki Cox every night.
August 4th, 2007
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Point and match.
August 4th, 2007
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*googles images for Nikki Cox* OHSHI-
August 4th, 2007
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This is what happens when you whore yourself to Blizzard. You turn into sh*t.
August 4th, 2007
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Chess mate.
August 4th, 2007
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People who pay monthly pwn theirself
August 4th, 2007
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Shame on people for paying for monthly fees such as cable, cell phone service, and even utilities! Shame!
August 4th, 2007
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wow...what a horrible human being. Since I sympathize with the WoW drones at Blizzcon, we'll go ahead and 2-this.
August 4th, 2007
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4 str 4 stam leather sh*t
August 4th, 2007
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it's funny because it sucks
August 4th, 2007
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I would have yelled NO FAIL GTFO!
August 5th, 2007
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yeah, that kind of sucked didn't it?
August 4th, 2007
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Hes funny, but in this instance hes obviously been paid to make these sh*t jokes. But how dare you say he sucks, 1'd.
August 4th, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
August 4th, 2007
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what a f*ckign phailure
August 4th, 2007
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oh ouch lol
August 4th, 2007
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WUT
August 4th, 2007
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eh...I actually went to BlizzCon yesterday but I'm glad I left before that part. BlizzCon was pretty gay, unless you like to stand in 2-3 hour lines just to do anything. Fail (but selling your exclusive murloc suit on ebay for $400 ftw!!!)
August 4th, 2007
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wow, he's way worthless.
August 4th, 2007
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They would have laughed but the virgins were too busy paying attention to the 2 females in the room.
August 4th, 2007
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just awful
August 4th, 2007
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World of Warcraft 4 in two years? Have somebody join your army and they cast a pants crapping spell? You think Blizz would hire a comedian that knows at least one thing about their games. Or at least a funny one.
August 4th, 2007
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Ok kids, what do we learn from this? Yes, CrimsnRoc? That's correct - do your f*ck*ng homework BEFORE you accept improvizing internal jokes to people you didn't know existed!
August 4th, 2007
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(chirping crickets)
August 4th, 2007
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I think he means Warcraft 4
August 4th, 2007
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What a failure
August 4th, 2007
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that is uncomfortable to watch :S
August 4th, 2007
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that's pretty epic boring, but must have been WAY TOO EXCITING for WoW players
August 4th, 2007
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That was like watching someone get beat with an iron bar.
August 4th, 2007
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Not really, since watching someone get beat with an iron bar would be funny.
August 4th, 2007
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....not if its you.
August 4th, 2007
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BOMB'D!
August 4th, 2007
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WRONG!
August 4th, 2007
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hillarious.
August 4th, 2007
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his best work since mafia. he was funnier in jerry maguire ruining tom cruise's life all day.
August 4th, 2007
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I saw him live and he was hillarious...what happened?? Must be punching all that Nikki Cox kitty!
August 4th, 2007
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Goddamn, just watching these makes me want to one the site.
August 4th, 2007
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How did he get past security anyways?
August 4th, 2007
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August 4th, 2007
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/golfclap
August 4th, 2007
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pure comic gold, wonder how long it took for him to think of that one. It really doesnt even bear repeating, i just feel terrible for him, for being at blizzcon even...
August 4th, 2007
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is there a youtube vid of this or something?