raptor jesus camp
Created on: August 12th, 2007
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August 12th, 2007
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PRAISE THE LORD RAPTOR JESUS
August 12th, 2007
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HOLY RAPTOR you win again
August 12th, 2007
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August 12th, 2007
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I believe!!! Save me Raptor Jesus!
August 12th, 2007
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SHOW US THE WAY RAPTOR!!! LEAD US TO THE GOOD PLACE!!!
August 12th, 2007
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I have defiantly been to that camp like 4 times.
August 12th, 2007
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Hai guyz, wuts rapter jeezus?
August 12th, 2007
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LOL THE KID'S CRYING. What a pussy.
August 13th, 2007
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When He rolls up His sleeves He ain't just puttin' on the ritz!
August 13th, 2007
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Why is everyone from the ytmnd Community at Raptor Jesus camp?
August 13th, 2007
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SCREW SUBGENIUS, THIS IS THE RELIGION TO BE.
August 13th, 2007
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Why is Raptor Jesus a girl? D: YOU MIX MY BELIEFS!
August 15th, 2007
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MAY THE POWER OF RAPTOR COMPEL YE MAY THE POWER OF RAPTOR COMPEL YE
August 16th, 2007
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What would Raptor Jesus do?
August 18th, 2007
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PRAISE THA' LAWD
August 12th, 2007
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when did raptor jesus camp start having raves?
August 12th, 2007
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Since he discovered he could, LOL
August 12th, 2007
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it's not hard when you're raptor jesus lol
August 12th, 2007
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Our God is an awesome God!
August 12th, 2007
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He raves as hard as a half human half reptilian being can rave, And thats alot.
August 14th, 2007
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When hasn't he?
August 15th, 2007
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When he said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!"
August 19th, 2007
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Raptor Jesus ate that kids mom LULZ
November 4th, 2007
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He's Rapotor Jesus, who cares?
August 12th, 2007
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PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS!
August 12th, 2007
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weird as sh*t and oh so funny.
August 12th, 2007
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THIS MEANS WAR! THIS MEANS WAR! ARE YOU A PART OF IT OR NOT?!
August 12th, 2007
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LOL @ Evangelicalism Raptor Jesus
August 12th, 2007
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INSTRUMENTALITY IS UPON US! Save us o lord Raptor Jesus!
August 12th, 2007
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WOW HIS ARMS ARE SO SMOOTH, I WONDER WHAT CONDITIONER(S) HE USES
August 13th, 2007
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raptor jesus has boobs now....
August 12th, 2007
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that girl crying just made the entire thing like 50 times funnier.
August 12th, 2007
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clever girl....
August 12th, 2007
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muldoon'd
August 12th, 2007
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Hah, said that at work last night.
September 12th, 2007
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SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER!
August 12th, 2007
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that movie scared the sh*t out of me. this puts my mind at ease. it's like YTMeditation.
August 14th, 2007
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I agree. It is the most frightening movie EVER! It is better then any horror or thriller or anything.
August 12th, 2007
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YES!!!!
August 12th, 2007
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f*cking epic
August 12th, 2007
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ok rofl
August 12th, 2007
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sign me up!
August 12th, 2007
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greatest thing since
August 12th, 2007
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pickled herring
August 13th, 2007
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The cure for Cancer
August 13th, 2007
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n*gg* stole my bike
August 14th, 2007
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HALO!!!!!!!111one!
August 14th, 2007
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porn
August 15th, 2007
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Bread. Not sliced bread, bread itself.
August 15th, 2007
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comment commenting
August 12th, 2007
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our raptor who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
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Give us this day our daily prey
August 12th, 2007
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and forgive us our sciences
August 13th, 2007
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and those who have "scienced" against us.
August 14th, 2007
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Rave us from this time of denial
August 14th, 2007
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Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your roar and your teeth, they comfort me.
August 15th, 2007
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
August 12th, 2007
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these are clips taken from an actual documentary about these f*cked up Christians (who are almost 25% of America) who think they are literal warriors for Jesus. they need to destroy the evil satanic liberals lololytmnfckd
August 12th, 2007
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i went to a camp similar to that when i was younger, and now i hate all religion with a passion, so it really worked well on me
August 12th, 2007
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And you're far left wing bias shows already commi. Go back to the USSR.
August 12th, 2007
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so how exactly are christians f*cked up? they want to take over the world and cut off everyone whos not a christians head?
August 12th, 2007
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Antibasic: NO U
August 12th, 2007
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^ respond to vaniladouc: actually, no, all they want to do is forcefully convert any and all non-believers. how do they do it? get em while their young. like they have obviously done to you.
August 12th, 2007
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left-wing bias > right-wing bias
August 12th, 2007
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I LUV DICUSSING RELIGION.
August 12th, 2007
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No see, these aren't your regular Christians. These are the MEGA MEGA WEIRDO Christians. Evangelicals. They think Harry Potter is evil....I'm Christian, and even i think these people are WACKJOBS. And its sad that these kid's parents send them to this camp to be brainwashed like this. Oh, Ted Haggart was in it too. Irony FTW!!!
August 14th, 2007
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what titan said. anyway, what does every other religion do? wait till their 18 then convert em?
August 14th, 2007
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These people aren't even close to 25% of america.
August 14th, 2007
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Sorry guys but the fact is that this is Protestants ONLY. There aren't any catholic brain washing--I mean Christian camps for kids. There is Sunday school, but that is about as harmless as a priest alone with a little boy. Waitů. Ok I will think up a better analogy later.
August 12th, 2007
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I FOUND RAPTOR JESUS!
August 12th, 2007
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YTMND needs more brainwashed children raving.
August 12th, 2007
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Amen.
August 14th, 2007
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Tru dat. Epic YTMND is epic!
August 12th, 2007
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submit to the power of raptor jesus
August 12th, 2007
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the girl is like "yes..."
August 12th, 2007
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RAWR!
August 12th, 2007
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has anybody noticed the random girl holding a tissue box?
August 12th, 2007
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I noticed.
August 14th, 2007
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thats whats weirding me out
August 12th, 2007
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SAVE ME RAPTOR JESUS
August 12th, 2007
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August 12th, 2007
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We got kicked out of the school, Mickey.
August 12th, 2007
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Raptor Jesus will bathe us all in his righteous fire.
August 12th, 2007
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Dear god that's so awful ahahahahhahahaahhaahah, so much lulz.
August 12th, 2007
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lulz is a corruption of lol
August 15th, 2007
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:which stands for: L-augh O-ut L-oud
August 19th, 2007
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lol is a corruption of English.
August 12th, 2007
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This has to be your best site ever, please make mooorrrrrrrrrre.
August 12th, 2007
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source please for five
August 12th, 2007
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he went extinct for our sins!
August 12th, 2007
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heh
August 12th, 2007
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My favorite Jesus!!!!
August 12th, 2007
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August 12th, 2007
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All hail the ultimate brainwashing power of Raptor Jesus!!!!!
August 12th, 2007
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jesus camp was probably the scariest movie i've ever seen
August 12th, 2007
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Raptor Jesus is the best thing since sliced bread. Or any bread for that matter.
August 12th, 2007
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That's it. I'm selling cookies to raise money to go to Raptor Jesus Camp.
August 12th, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The sight of young children shedding their tears for Raptor Jesus warms my heart.
August 12th, 2007
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lol
August 12th, 2007
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Rofl. Nice.
August 12th, 2007
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that movie scared the sh*t out of me brainwashed jesus kids = no fun. what 5 year old cries for redemption save us raptor jesus from becky fischer
August 12th, 2007
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Raptor Jesus died for our sins.
August 12th, 2007
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August 12th, 2007
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HOLY F*CKING SH*T ITS A JESUS RAPTOR
August 12th, 2007
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oh and raptor jesus has tits now?
August 12th, 2007
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nothing funny
August 12th, 2007
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RAPTOR JESUS IS REALLY THE DINO ANTI-CHRIST, ROBERT MULDOON DIED FOR OUR SINS!
August 12th, 2007
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I loved that movie, proved just how nuts evangelicals are.
August 12th, 2007
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That's funny, but seeing that little girl crying so earnestly is disturbing in the extreme...
August 12th, 2007
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Could someone tell me the name of the movie or documentary this is based on?
August 12th, 2007
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It's called "Jesus Camp" and it is the most frightening movie I have ever seen.
August 12th, 2007
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It's a real movie? YIKES.
August 12th, 2007
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Holy sh*t, funniest thing I've seen in weeks
August 12th, 2007
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i'm a raptheist. i don't believe in raptor jesus.
August 12th, 2007
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Raptor Jesus has tits.
August 12th, 2007
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HOLY HOLY, HE REIGNS!
August 12th, 2007
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HOLY HOLY, HE REIGNS!
August 12th, 2007
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I think this is my favorite site you've ever done. (5'd once my votes start counting again)
August 12th, 2007
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No hope for America now. The Future is Raptor.
August 12th, 2007
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That is not fly to the sky's missing you. D:<
August 12th, 2007
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salami will 5 any site that features little girls crying and thats a promise
August 12th, 2007
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KA-KAW!
August 12th, 2007
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JURASSIC JESUS FTW!!1!111!!!
August 12th, 2007
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i don't know what to say... i love it
August 12th, 2007
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Dancing + crying ftw.
August 12th, 2007
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lol, Christian Children rave with Raptor Jesus
August 12th, 2007
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raptor raptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptor
August 12th, 2007
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omfg
August 12th, 2007
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How do I vote?
August 12th, 2007
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I have a scratch, I need to itch it.
August 12th, 2007
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Raptastic
August 12th, 2007
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Needs more seizure. Seriously though, nice work. 5'd and faved.
August 12th, 2007
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I would most certainly send my kids there.
August 12th, 2007
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that's horrifying .. I mean the image that's been edited ...
August 12th, 2007
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wow
August 12th, 2007
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thank god.
August 12th, 2007
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did you edit those tears in?
August 12th, 2007
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Its seems more like a religious Raptor Jesus rave.
August 12th, 2007
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I'm high on Raptor Jesus... and maybe ecstacy
August 12th, 2007
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gotta love the kid in the white shirt
August 12th, 2007
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Win
August 12th, 2007
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Dude get a job with an advertising company. I am so sick of gay f*cking commercials. They need people with better imaginations lol
August 12th, 2007
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Needs a rave remix of Our God Is An Awesome God
August 13th, 2007
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it exists, and i agree, would have been better with it.
August 12th, 2007
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i saw that movie, i nearly killed myself
August 12th, 2007
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very nice, lol
August 12th, 2007
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Fear the raptor.
August 12th, 2007
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August 12th, 2007
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kids go CRAZY for raptor jesus
August 12th, 2007
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our god is an awesomegod
August 12th, 2007
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This is, perhaps, the best ytmnd ever created
August 12th, 2007
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I'm Raptor Jesus, lol
August 12th, 2007
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OH FUKK. YES!
August 12th, 2007
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I wonder what the ptkfgs would be for this...triceratops satan?
August 12th, 2007
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ROOOOAR!!!!!
August 12th, 2007
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5
August 12th, 2007
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His love is so awesome.
August 12th, 2007
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lawl
August 12th, 2007
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Man I f*cking love you.
August 12th, 2007
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5 for raptor!
August 12th, 2007
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August 12th, 2007
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i cant help but to feel bad for that kid who was crying, was that really one of those religious things?
August 13th, 2007
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August 13th, 2007
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Wow, zero downvoting christian zealots. Did we really win?
August 13th, 2007
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Sacrelicious!!
August 13th, 2007
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Raptor Jesus couldnt't save me from Haryy Potter spoilers :(
August 19th, 2007
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Raptor Jesus only saves those who ask to be saved. Even then, you don't just speak, you must listen.
August 13th, 2007
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I think this movie would terrify me. The actual one, not the raptor edition.
August 13th, 2007
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Can raptor Jesus open doors?
August 14th, 2007
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Raptor Jesus first says "Knock Knock lol" then demolishes doors with his BAMF raptor fangs.
August 13th, 2007
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Praise be Rator Heyzeus!!!
August 13th, 2007
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O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O XD XD XD XD XD
August 13th, 2007
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That doesn't sound like Raptor Jesus.. Raptor Jesus sounds like this: http://www.ceschini.com/mike/ernieworld/timeline/jurassic/raptor22.wav
August 13th, 2007
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OH MY GOD!!! xD
August 13th, 2007
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ALL BOW TO RAPTOR JESUS.
August 13th, 2007
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GOLD.
August 13th, 2007
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Fact: The comic Cadillacs and Dinosaurs is based on the theory that the apocalypse will be the second coming of raptor jesus
August 13th, 2007
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yes
August 13th, 2007
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F*ck N*GG*RS! jesus kills n*gg*rs!
August 13th, 2007
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Win! Now with vitamin D!
August 20th, 2007
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You make Raptor Jesus very Angry!!! He shall Devour your Heart
August 13th, 2007
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aw the anti-trix came :( now trix is for adults
August 13th, 2007
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LOL--girl holding a box of kleenex, in the back...
August 13th, 2007
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Whispering is futile! The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all! Sees all! Do Not Speak to Me! Do not alter your normal human behavior in any way! You know not the elaborate criteria by which you are to be judged! Ignore my presence and go about your Earthly business! IGNORE ME!!!
August 19th, 2007
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Well, I wasn't expecting a sort of Grand Galactic Inquisition...
August 13th, 2007
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jubilant yet disturbing.
August 13th, 2007
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http://www.myspace.com/raptorjesuslawl
August 13th, 2007
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VERY INTERESTING IDEA
August 13th, 2007
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raptor jesus died for our sins. he was nailed to a glowstick and hit by a meteor.
August 13th, 2007
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4chan sh*t = 1
August 14th, 2007
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That's from Jesus. ;)
August 14th, 2007
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i fukkin lol'd
August 14th, 2007
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This was a great laugh, thanks! I don't like the music though. Blech!
August 14th, 2007
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I feel better knowing that the youths of our nation are in raptor jesus's loving claws.
August 14th, 2007
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LAWL
August 14th, 2007
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Real difference between religious nuts and scientists, is scientist aren't content to define their world through arbitrary fictitious reasoning. Religion seeks to allay people fears by feeding them stories that make the Universe small, and explicitly defined. I am eager to see what we can't concretely explain. The unknown may be frightening, but hell, whats life worth without fear (and I mean fear of _real_ things, not a "Big Daddy who will punish you for your 'wrongs' ".
August 14th, 2007
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THE RETURN OF RAPTOR JESUS ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS!
August 14th, 2007
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god that movie was insane. And this just makes it worse xD
August 14th, 2007
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Why does it sound like more like a T-Rex?
August 14th, 2007
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Gosh, this is amazing
August 14th, 2007
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lame
August 14th, 2007
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Raptor Jesus has the body of a fat woman.
August 15th, 2007
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Dinosaurs are sweet
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Religion = Blind Submission Blind Submission = LOL
August 19th, 2007
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LOL is a corruption of lulz
August 15th, 2007
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all those poor kids being brain washes.. wow, they are gettin emo and crying and sh*t.. i feel sorry for them. i think we should just relieve them from their sad lives.
August 15th, 2007
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i once proposed the idea of raptor jesus to the missionaries that came to my house, they got pissed and left while yelling how god will punish me. ROFL raptor jesus i love you , only if ur a raptor.
August 15th, 2007
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hah, lord raptorz.
August 15th, 2007
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The roar sound completes my life.
August 15th, 2007
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that little girl is obviously on E
August 15th, 2007
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One of the funniest things I've EVER seen.
August 15th, 2007
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Dude, Raptor Jesus has tits
August 15th, 2007
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I actually cried.
August 15th, 2007
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5'd and fav'd and 5'd again.
August 15th, 2007
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They probably put some eye drops in the girls eyes, then told her to tilt her head forward for more effect. How could that much water come out of one eyeball? It is like a gusher popping.
August 15th, 2007
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Raptor Jesus Saves!
August 15th, 2007
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100% madness.
August 15th, 2007
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I'm not doing it...
August 19th, 2007
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100% Sparta.
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this site is amazing
August 15th, 2007
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RAVING RAPTOR JESUS FTW!!!!
August 15th, 2007
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WINRAR
August 15th, 2007
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raptor jesus is my dad. yep, i want chicken.
August 15th, 2007
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LOL
August 16th, 2007
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praise him.
August 16th, 2007
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Raptor Jesus doesn't have fat whore tits.
August 16th, 2007
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wtf
August 16th, 2007
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added tears to the girl? lol
August 16th, 2007
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God that camp looks awesome...
August 16th, 2007
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OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD!!!
August 16th, 2007
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Jurassic Pope serves Raptor Jesus
August 16th, 2007
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I can't believe i haven't fav'd this already
August 16th, 2007
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Epic
August 16th, 2007
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She's crying because shes a sacrifice.
August 18th, 2007
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Simply barbaric.
August 16th, 2007
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raptor boobied jesus made the little girl cry. bad raptor jesus! bad!
August 16th, 2007
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All hail Raptor Jesus.
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