The Truth About ___ News
Created on: October 6th, 2007
The Truth About  ___ News
Bill O'Reilly tells the truth about a certain news organization.

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October 6th, 2007
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OMFG LOL
October 6th, 2007
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BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUM!
October 7th, 2007
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oh reelies?
October 7th, 2007
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At the beginning of his sentence you can hear his robotic self booting up.
October 8th, 2007
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I'm in your girlfriends pocket.
October 8th, 2007
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double commenting because I re-watched the YTMND after reading lonesome's comment..... ROFL.
October 8th, 2007
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LMAO LONESOME
October 8th, 2007
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conan O'rly LOLOLOLOL
October 9th, 2007
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GOOD GOD NO !
October 10th, 2007
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thanks ^_^
October 11th, 2007
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OH SH*T I KNEW THOSE LIEBERALS HAD CNN IN ITS POCKET!!!
October 11th, 2007
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Fox shows the 2 most liberal comidies- the simpsons and family guy. i never understand all these fox conspiracies.
October 11th, 2007
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Nonoyawns, Fox the TV channel is essentially separate from the Fox News Channel.
September 21st, 2008
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How is Family Guy liberal? Family Guy doesn't have substance enough to be of any particular political view.
October 6th, 2007
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Ya ok, and what is CNN
October 6th, 2007
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I WONDER WHICH NETWORK THAT WOULD BE
October 6th, 2007
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All of them?
October 6th, 2007
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Fox News: Republican CNN: Democrat ABC: Democrat NBC: Democrat MSNBC: Democrat Did i miss any?
October 6th, 2007
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maybe news should be impartial?? maybe??
October 7th, 2007
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Aldrai, you missed Digg: Libertarian ;)
October 7th, 2007
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Lou Dobbs is a democrat, he is just honest about hating Mexicans.
October 7th, 2007
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Presidential democracies: fatally flawed.
October 7th, 2007
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CBS: Whig
October 8th, 2007
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upn rainbow coalition
October 8th, 2007
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CSPAN: independent
October 8th, 2007
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Actually, it is NBC: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,300129,00.html But yeah, I have a hard time believing a story about the kettle when it comes from the pot.
October 11th, 2007
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Fork, democracy isnt a good name for what we have. More like an elected aristocracy. we pick the aristocrats, and they decide the laws. fatally flawed.
September 14th, 2008
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YTMNOOOO: Pro-Vader
October 6th, 2007
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Perhaps the single-most awesome quote ever produced by Bill o' Reilly with the perfect picture to boot
October 6th, 2007
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Indubitably.
October 8th, 2007
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^Perhaps the single word that has come out of a YTMND'ers mouth that was more than 10 words. (Not including internet terms. e.g. nmjroflolzercoaster
October 13th, 2007
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letters*
October 6th, 2007
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Beyond Awesome.
October 6th, 2007
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I dont get it...explain perhaps?
October 6th, 2007
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GOP TV
October 6th, 2007
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I always knew the Democrats owned Nick News. bastards
October 7th, 2007
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LMAO!
October 7th, 2007
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Nick News was such a buzz kill after All That. The difference between Keenan and Kel being silly bitches and kids talking about issues that *should* be important to young children (they weren't) was like coming down after a week of morphine.
October 7th, 2007
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My dad was on Nick news
October 7th, 2007
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Is it just me, or do we have some really enthusiastic comment voters here?
October 6th, 2007
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Now i 5ive you!! Lol ;D
October 6th, 2007
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a very intelligent ytmnd
October 6th, 2007
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I'm glad you went for all the news organizations. People complain about Rupert Murdock owning Fox, while they ignore Ted Turner owns CNN.
October 8th, 2007
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CAPTAIN PLAAAAAAAANET!!!!!
October 6th, 2007
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also Jews
October 6th, 2007
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Is there any such thing as un-biased news nowadays?
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Reports yesterday indicate that 90% of Americans are skeptical about what they hear or read from the news. Research by various unnamed sources indicates that Jews are largely to blame.
October 6th, 2007
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and then wash it down with a cup of truthiness: The Colbert Report.
October 7th, 2007
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The only thing freedom of the press gives us is the ability to follow celebrities around with a camera. Otherwise, it's a lie.
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Which is why we have thousands of blogs, websites, and organizations devoted solely to the purpose of covering infractions by the government, right?
October 7th, 2007
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And exactly 0 television networks.
October 6th, 2007
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it is time for the american people to start boycotting the news networks, and get all of their infoz from colbert+
October 6th, 2007
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What's with people downvoting colbert comments? colbert rocks! Better news than anywhere
October 7th, 2007
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Colbert has sucked since he got his own show. He was good on the Daily Show, but he seems totally unfunny on his own show, which is really confusing because it's the same writers, both Stewart and Colbert included.
October 6th, 2007
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Fived for the irony overload.
October 6th, 2007
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My pocket is fair and balanced
October 7th, 2007
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This comment is highly underrated.
October 6th, 2007
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I lol'd so f*cking hard.
October 6th, 2007
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i love how they taunt us like this "whatcha gunna do 'bout it huh?"
October 6th, 2007
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I laughed.
October 6th, 2007
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LOL YA THINK BILL?
October 6th, 2007
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thats the understatement of the year
October 6th, 2007
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I lol'd.
October 6th, 2007
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What a delightfully retarded moron. Like the rest of the Republicans.
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O' REILLY?
October 6th, 2007
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YA REILLY!
October 7th, 2007
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NO... um, WEILLY! f*ck.
October 8th, 2007
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you killed it, babyeater
October 6th, 2007
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The liberals have taken over Naked News? What has this world gone to?
October 6th, 2007
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Hey at least FOX new doesnt LIE.
October 6th, 2007
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OMG!!!!1! Fox news is to the right of center, thank god CNN, MSNBC, ABC, and CBS are all democrat whores or else people might realize how liberalism is bullsh*t.
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LOL.
October 6th, 2007
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No sh*t.
October 6th, 2007
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for the first time ever?
October 6th, 2007
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5'd for the TRUTH!
October 7th, 2007
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It's not quite the truth. He said "may". :P
October 6th, 2007
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little does everyone know that the they're all in the pockets of AIPAC and the pro-israel lobby
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NEDM
October 6th, 2007
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Damn pockets.
October 6th, 2007
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who was he actually tlaking about?
October 6th, 2007
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probably CNN. If Fox is a conservative tool, CNN is the liberal woodshop.
October 7th, 2007
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Actually all those programs give the illusion of choice and both serve the ruling elite. Watch "OutFoxed" to hear some convincing testimony.
October 6th, 2007
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CSPAN is unbiased, but no one watches it because they can't be bothered to sit through a 5-hour senate hearing. So in the end, you can only blame yourselves for Bill O' Reilly.
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Dude where have you been i haven't seen you in ages!
October 6th, 2007
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Must be MSNBC
October 6th, 2007
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it was senator craig's pocket
October 7th, 2007
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I guess somebody was being a bad, naughty boy...
October 6th, 2007
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hahahah which one was HE referring to?
October 6th, 2007
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I get all my news from YTMND, tell me when the apocalypse starts.
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December 21, 2012
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I was being sarcastic you jew
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Oh no I'm Jew!
October 7th, 2007
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It's when the countdown of Eon8 finishes. Oh crap.
October 7th, 2007
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The apocalypse will start soon as I get around to unleashing a zombie virus. When one considers how much of a lazy bastard I am, I suggest you remind your grandkids to buy their spawn a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide. You know, when your offspring's offspring have offspring.
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Offspring? THIS IS YTMND!
October 6th, 2007
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Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to surrender the lube and dismount Lenin's corpse.
October 7th, 2007
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Oh come on. We all know news outlets are unbiased sources of information **Cough bullsh*t cough cough** and all reporters are paragons of heavenly virtue **cough Geraldo Rivera cough cough** and would never lie to us **cough Dan Rather cough cough**
October 7th, 2007
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LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL BEST.
October 7th, 2007
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YOU DONT SAY BILL
October 7th, 2007
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Truly a great, oldschool YTMND. Sick work
October 7th, 2007
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Couldn't say it any better
October 7th, 2007
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lollercopters? Roflcakes? OMGASH CONSPIRACY!
October 7th, 2007
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I MUST BREAK YOU.
October 7th, 2007
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I still say if our founding fathers were around today they'd all call us a bunch of pussies. For the people by the people hasn't existed in a real long rime. There is no democracy in this country and we're far from even being a republic.
October 7th, 2007
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god bless pepsi
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The difficulty with the idea of bringing grassroots democracy back to America is that we have far too many uneducated people here who would be unable to make well-founded decisions on issues that (really) matter. As it stands, said people already vote for the politicians they see on TV and never even think of doing a little research beforehand.
October 7th, 2007
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I'm not implying that we need a strict definition of democracy in this country. A lot of the people here don't even know a politicians political beliefs they vote based on appearance, charisma and character. I still believe if John Kerry didn't have the face of a horse and wasn't married to a loud mouth bitch he would have won. I just think citizens should have more control in what effects this country and politicians should have a little less than they do right now.
October 7th, 2007
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Because when you can get tazed in this country for asking a question your Bill of Rights has gone out the window. I don't care if he was being a douchebag and questioning authority. This country was founded on questioning authority and nowadays asking a question results in getting tazed.
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This is why my solution to improving the government is a required exam that asks what candidates have made what statements (chosen by the candidate to avoid biasing the voters) in order to vote. If you don't know what the candidates actually stand for, you don't get to select them! Also, it'd be text-only unless you have an actual handicap and in English.
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Of course, a test of such kind is unconstitutional. It probably would also reveal that a good portion of the voting-age American citizenry is embarrassingly illiterate (LOL OMG CARRIE SAY WUT) and would likely result in cries of racism from inner-city communities. God bless America.
October 7th, 2007
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Look it up actually the US was only technically a democracy for like 4 years. The founding fathers created a Democracy it was not practical, they scrapped it and created a Republic. Despite what you may have learned from "Civilizations" a Republic is actually far more complex and versatile. btw StupidBoring*ssh*le they pretty much did, each state picked individuals who were to be educated on the political system and if as a group they came to a unanimous consensus that their state had voted stupidly they would essentially be able to change how that state votes and suffer the repercussions or reap the benefits later. This is the electoral college and because of the potential for corruption along with other reasons in all except for 4 states they can no longer do anything except sit and watch how their state votes, and then are forced to agree.
October 11th, 2007
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I still say the story of our founding fathers would be alot more interesting if it were told in the form of an anime starring a cast entirely comprised of scantly clad catgirls fighting historical battles with cunnilingus and vibrators.
September 14th, 2008
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"The founding fathers created a Democracy" Wrong. The founders first had the articles of confederation, which made the former colony states in to a loose knit organization. Then certain folks like Alexander Hamilton wanted to centralize power, so they pushed for and got the Constitution.
September 14th, 2008
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Constitutional Republic, excuse me.
October 7th, 2007
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Democrats are retards, Republicans are retards. Dominant two party election system FTL
October 7th, 2007
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Democrats are retards. Republicans are geniuses.
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Politicians are scheming, devious, and evil*
October 9th, 2007
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Democrats love white chocolate minus the strawberry filling, bounce on orange trampolines that they call Bill, and they ride unicorns to baptisms and congressional meetings. Republicans listen to Johnny Cash only on Thursdays,and every other Tuesday (unless there's a unpaid holiday), eat chocolate pudding from dog bowls, and drive elephants with XXL size briefs on their heads. And when it comes to politics on YTMND, everyone makes stereotypes of their "opposing" party. Can't we all just get along?
September 14th, 2008
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Greens are nice people who want to do the right thing, but are quite confused and are unaware that many of their ideas would lead to tyranny. Constitutional Party members claim to uphold liberty and the constitution, but turn a blind eye to the evangelical depreciations of liberty.
October 7th, 2007
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O'Reilley's right, those Whigs need to let go of CSPAN!
October 7th, 2007
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My only regret is that i have but 1 upvote to give for this comment.
October 7th, 2007
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My biggest regret is that I can't upvote this comment in good conscious since this man is nothing but a no good lowdown carpetbagger! FEDERALISTS FOREVER (just a side note I actually frigging hated the federalists +1)
October 7th, 2007
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OH SH*T I KNEW THOSE LIEBERALS HAD CNN IN ITS POCKET!!!
October 7th, 2007
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meh
October 7th, 2007
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Did it take him that long to figure it out?
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is that a network news organization in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
October 8th, 2007
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Best pickup line ever. Use that and you will be getting laid.
October 7th, 2007
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GOOD GOD ALERT THE INTERNETS
October 7th, 2007
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what? this makes no sense
October 7th, 2007
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He was talking about MSNBC and NBC and he was completely correct
October 7th, 2007
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This is a really good YTMND
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Oh yeah. He was talking about NBC.
October 7th, 2007
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thats a bit of a 'no sh*t sherlock' statement!
October 7th, 2007
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HE HAD SEC WITH A 9 YEAR OLD!
October 7th, 2007
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he tells about the possibility of truth all the time but then just brings up bullsh*t points to counter it
October 7th, 2007
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Fox is actually the only network that has both conservative and liberal commentators (hannity and colmes for ex)... CNN has a huge left-wing bias...but LOL ITS FUN TO BASH FOX BECAUSE LIBERALS ARE THE FREE THINKING SMART PEOPLE
October 7th, 2007
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Sometimes they are and sometimes they aren't. REALLY aren't. But Fox's owner has been shown to influence the line-up and political bias of the news broadcast, and liberal commentators or guests are usually either toothless or belittled. Also, c*cks.
October 7th, 2007
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To be a liberal means your so smart you can never be wrong no matter what the results. To be a conservative means that no matter how fair and hard working you are you are always a racist and a red neck.
October 7th, 2007
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^ stereotypes. Too bad that's how everyone looks at it.
October 9th, 2007
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The two parties were designed to create the illusion that you have a choice. Two sides of the same coin with the purpose of making us fight against each other instead of focusing on the source, which controls both parties behind the scenes. Divide/conquer. Millions deceived. If you don't believe me look at what you're doing. Boohoo liberals suck. No boohoo conservatives do. While you all are arguing about which wrong is less wrong, the elite are getting what they want no matter who appears to be in charge.
October 9th, 2007
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In addition, I believe what you people are experiencing Bob Marley coined "mental slavery," from which you must emancipate yourself. Wake up from your deep sleep.
October 14th, 2007
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That's nice, wick, and I think everyone already knows it but we are too lazy and comfortable to start a revolution. I know I am ^_^
October 7th, 2007
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MTV news belongs to gangsters who know nothing about politics lol!
October 7th, 2007
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As aposed to BET which is for n*gg*rs by cr*ck*rs?
October 7th, 2007
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rawr.
October 7th, 2007
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SAY IT AIN'T SO!
October 7th, 2007
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It ain't so!
October 7th, 2007
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YOU DON'T SAY
October 7th, 2007
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You know why they call it BET? Because TNN was already taken.
October 8th, 2007
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It took me like 5 minutes to get that joke.
October 7th, 2007
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I WONDER WHAT THAT NEWS ORGANIZATION COULD BE???? *cough* Boxed Fox news *cough*
October 7th, 2007
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O MAI F*CKEN GAWD NO WAI R U SERIUZ!?!?!?!?!??!??!??!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~#@%@&!*
October 7th, 2007
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liberals are f*gs. pure and simple
October 7th, 2007
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lulz CNN ftl. lulz Fox News ftl. BBC ftw!
October 7th, 2007
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I love it when each news station tries to slash at the other to show itself as having the higher value.
October 7th, 2007
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Wait until you find out what they're doing in that pocket.
October 7th, 2007
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aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahhahahah
October 7th, 2007
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Just watch PBS.
October 8th, 2007
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Watching PBS is like walking in and out of the enterence to Wal*Mart over and over again and each time getting bugged by D.A.R.E. kids to buy something overpriced and useless... when all you want to do is go inside and watch married people argue and fight over buying Bagel Bites.
October 7th, 2007
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i cant see bill o'reilly without thinking about him selling ointment
October 7th, 2007
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October 7th, 2007
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And I guess you think the major networks don't have a consistent leftward slant?
October 7th, 2007
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nice screen shot
October 8th, 2007
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To paraphrase the best shirt I've ever seen, "Republican: Because not everyone can be on welfare"
October 8th, 2007
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lol, irony
October 8th, 2007
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Nice
October 8th, 2007
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YTMDIRONY
October 8th, 2007
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eenits pawcket
October 8th, 2007
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FINALLY!
October 8th, 2007
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oh the irony
October 8th, 2007
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I would like to see that story.
October 8th, 2007
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October 8th, 2007
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OMG IZ HE TALKINZ BOUT DA FOX NOOZ???? One'd.
October 8th, 2007
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5'd for lulztastic irony
October 9th, 2007
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lol, but they AREN'T fair and balanced!
October 9th, 2007
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he was so happy and couldn't wait to tell everyone that Guiliani had givin him a lolipop
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hmmm...reeeeerrrrryyy?
October 9th, 2007
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Is it the NEDM network? 1'd for massive gay C*CKF*G!
October 9th, 2007
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its almost ironic
October 10th, 2007
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screw the neocons, I'm a republican who actually hates big government
September 14th, 2008
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Which meant you voted for Ron Paul, right?
October 10th, 2007
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5'd hard, keep spreading the word. i have a bumper sticker that says "FOX news is propoganda". i saw an old guy look at it once, and he shook his head. it made me smile. good day.
October 10th, 2007
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I have a bumper sticker that says "CNN is propaganda." The other day, a bunch of collage kids dragged me out of my car and beat me with pipes.
October 10th, 2007
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Don't tease, Bill O' Reilly.
October 10th, 2007
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BULLSH*T IT'S NOT TRUE!
October 11th, 2007
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Do I think Fox News is biased conservative? Sure! But anyone who thinks CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN, and the NYT aren't biased liberal has an IQ of about 9.
October 11th, 2007
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A quote from my friend: "Just because a News channel tells the truth, and the truth happens to make you mad, it doesn't mean they're communists." By no stretch of the imagination am I saying that any news channel is telling the truth, per se, but they're a helluva lot closer to it than Fox News.
October 11th, 2007
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C-SPAN > All
October 12th, 2007
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IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!
October 12th, 2007
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Wow, I would have never thought it possible!
October 12th, 2007
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My name. It glows. It glows blue!
October 12th, 2007
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Can someone please put a giant "NO SH*T SHERLOCK!" sign over Bill O' Reilly's head?
October 12th, 2007
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People can't even sue bill oriely for delibrately lying for whatever reason of harm, because he lies so much that if they took it to court they couldn't prove that he knew he was lying.
October 12th, 2007
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October 13th, 2007
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Gee Bill, I wonder how could that be?
October 13th, 2007
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lol, uhm, didn't you know?
October 13th, 2007
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BTW, check out http://theklingonanswer.ytmnd.com/. (Wouldn't it be nice if we could have clickable links in our comments?)
October 14th, 2007
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BURN
October 14th, 2007
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holy sh*t man i love the f*cking irony
October 14th, 2007
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IMPOSSIBLE!
October 16th, 2007
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O RLY?
December 6th, 2007
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rofl, yeah
June 3rd, 2008
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all to true my friend... : http://foxattacks.com/ and http://foxattacks.com/virus
September 21st, 2008
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Oh rly?
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FAV'T