.canadian heaven. v2.0
Created on: October 23rd, 2007
.canadian heaven. v2.0
if you can identify all of the elements of this image you have officially passed the canadian citizenship test congratulations (I UPDATED WITH ALL THE STUFF YOU PEOPLE TOLD ME TO ADD NOW STOP TELLING ME TO ADD STUFF)

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October 23rd, 2007
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p.s. i am canadian
October 23rd, 2007
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dont include poutine in your canadian f*ggotry
October 23rd, 2007
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and the other stuff in there
October 23rd, 2007
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i noticed the food first cause im obese
October 23rd, 2007
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Screw canadian heaven... with that girl, it's any straight man's heaven.
October 23rd, 2007
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pamela anderson? more like hepatitis heaven (oh snap i went there)
October 23rd, 2007
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Screw canadian heaven... with that *Kiefer Sutherland*, it's any straight man's heaven.<3
October 23rd, 2007
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Screw canadian heaven... with that *William Shatner*, it's any straight man's heaven.<3<3
October 23rd, 2007
(9)
also moose dick
October 23rd, 2007
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actually the moose had a pretty prominent schlong in the original i had to 'shop out since it was kinda distracting
October 23rd, 2007
(15)
Where the f*ck is Rush?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
October 23rd, 2007
(12)
shouldn't Michael J Fox be shaking up and down too (oh snap i went there)
October 23rd, 2007
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well some people don't like rush (i dunno why, rush is awesome) so i didn't want to put them here cuz people would go WTF YOU MORON I HATE RUSH so i guess rush exists in canadian limbo
October 23rd, 2007
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1'd for no national healthcare in heaven
October 23rd, 2007
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You just became one of my favourite people
October 24th, 2007
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wtf I hate cbc
October 24th, 2007
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lol, wasp lives an hr away from me
October 24th, 2007
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They can f*ck right off. Put Rush in there. F*ck them. Tell them to go listen to Panic! At the Disco.
October 24th, 2007
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LOL the tim hortons got me.
October 24th, 2007
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Rush can't hold a candle to Floyd or King Crimson. Maybe to Yes.
October 24th, 2007
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also the irish version came out like a month ago, you're a little late with your knockoff, here
October 24th, 2007
(2)
I love your bacon!
October 24th, 2007
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Am am I, my friend
October 24th, 2007
(0)
Canadian Bacon by itself is heaven already...
October 24th, 2007
(0)
Instead of Rush use Voivod or Cryptopsy
October 24th, 2007
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eh? eh? EH?!?!?!?!
October 24th, 2007
(0)
5 for GEDDY LEEEEE
October 24th, 2007
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You fail, please try again.
October 24th, 2007
(0)
Also smarties??
October 24th, 2007
(4)
NEEDS MORE COLIN MOCHERY
October 24th, 2007
(1)
You are utterly epic for adding Red Green and Colin Mochrie. If I had alts, I'd upvote this with them, too.
October 24th, 2007
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Epic props for Leslie Nielson, as well. So much win in one site...
October 24th, 2007
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truly beautiful...
October 24th, 2007
(0)
And what about the french canadian heaven?
October 24th, 2007
(1)
red green? +5
October 24th, 2007
(0)
hey... no snow?
October 24th, 2007
(5)
if you're reading these comments for the first time let me summarize the next 200 comments so you don't have to read them: "WTF YOU F*CKING RETARD FAILURE F*GGOT, you didn't include [such-and-such canadian pop culture figure] and i expect this site to include everything ever remotely related to canada so i am downvoting this but i'll 5 it if you include this and the 700 other things people have mentioned"
October 24th, 2007
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what no trailer park boys?
October 25th, 2007
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WTF NO KIDS IN THE HALL U F*G
October 25th, 2007
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Dear Kaisen, you have no taste in music, and it's apparent you are the type of person who would contract AIDS from Larry Craig if MTV told you it was cool. People like you are the soul reason the word "Guitard" was coined, as you seem to like that flavor of the month band over a true classic rock band. You need break out of the pop culture machine. If you cannot do so, kill yourself, because you are part of the reason true art is dying.
October 25th, 2007
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dear atomic bolt, were the hell is Morgan Webb? Dude, seriously, she's hot.
October 25th, 2007
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Silverfeet, Let me get this straight: I ask where's Rush in the photo, poke fun at Panic At The Disco, but you are claiming I'm an MTV sheep and I ignore classic rock? Even though I called for Rush to be in the photo. Right. You got anymore lightning? Go look though my sites and let me know how many flavor of the month songs you hear, you dick. Learn how to read f*cko.
October 25th, 2007
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And I've forgotten more about music than you'll know, because I don't go thought sites looking to puff my chest at my knowledge. You're probably one of the retards who carved Kurt Cobain's name into his forearm after he died. If you're even that old. Telling everyone they don't know sh*t about music because you were late for the party. Wow, you're so artsy dood! Yer like Bauhaus and The Teardrop Explodes rolled into one!! WOW DOOD! YER SO ART YER ART!! F*ck off mug.
October 26th, 2007
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Where's the maple syrup, eh?
October 26th, 2007
(1)
SHOVE OFF HOSER.........where are Bob and Doug McKenzie? i actually rly leik the site but i cant 5 it for that reason.
October 23rd, 2007
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ok
October 24th, 2007
(4)
KIRK NEEDS A BIGGER ROLL IN THIS MOVIE!
October 24th, 2007
(1)
Perhaps a sandwich roll, or more like a dinner roll?
October 24th, 2007
(1)
how about a barrel roll?
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
awesome song
October 23rd, 2007
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This was a good answer to the irish heaven. What really made this was the image of James Kerry. It made me LOL!!
October 23rd, 2007
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awesome, I passed (canadian btw)
October 24th, 2007
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sweet! just bend over and take it in the *ss america jr.
October 23rd, 2007
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coming soon - canadian hell featuring celine dion, simple plan, prime minister mulroney, NHL lockouts and the music of nickelback
October 23rd, 2007
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, specifically covering Gordon Lightfoots "If you could read my mind".
October 23rd, 2007
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simple plan? canadian? Makes me ashamed to even share a border with them and be minnesotan
October 24th, 2007
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Don't forget to add Harold Ballard.
October 24th, 2007
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Don't forget to add that f*g Defenbaker for killing the Avro Arrow project.
October 24th, 2007
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Also, Neil Young!
October 24th, 2007
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dont forget avril
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Anne "Butch" Murray is a must
October 24th, 2007
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And Rush
October 24th, 2007
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And Avril Lavigne
October 24th, 2007
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Wow i didnt realize canada was responsible for the two worst musical groups of our time. Every time simple plan or nickleback comes on i pull out a gun and slowly start pulling back the trigger. One of these days there going to play two songs in a row and im going to actually do it.
October 24th, 2007
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also, jean cretien.
October 25th, 2007
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Needs Chris Benoit too.
October 28th, 2007
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Mulroney's chin will take up 3/4 of the image!
October 23rd, 2007
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RRRRRRRoll up the RRRRRRRRRim to win... Looks like you won five stars. Also... poutine!? TABARNAK!
October 23rd, 2007
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While I'm here, let's get this over with: Canadian bacon, Canadian Beer (I'm not gonna spell out all the labels), The Avro Arrow, The Loonie, Pamela Anderson, Elisha Cuthbert, the Canadarm, Jim Carrey, Michael J. Fox, William Shatner (went to my University!), Dan Akroyd, Tim Horton's, Terry Fox, Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Maurice "The Rocket" Richard, Mike Myers, LeslieNielsen, Kiefer Sutherland, John Candy, The CN Tower, parliament, Niagra Falls, and the rest won't fit and are too obvious... Eh?
October 28th, 2007
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hm? no Stade Olympic?
October 23rd, 2007
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I pass. I guess it's because I'm Canadian, too. rofl poutine.
October 23rd, 2007
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I thought is has been done...
October 23rd, 2007
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eh, glad i'm not canadian but the bacon does look rather appetizing
October 24th, 2007
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You are missing out dude!
October 23rd, 2007
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Also, you forgot to add the LoadMan himself: Peter North, who's Canadian (born in Halifax). FACT.
October 23rd, 2007
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I think any Canadian would find this funny. I sure did.
October 23rd, 2007
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lol nice
October 23rd, 2007
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Oh man, how could you forget Raymond Burr? Still, it's a damn good job.
October 30th, 2007
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Bourque* and well...the 100 or so other canadian NHL hall of famers?
October 23rd, 2007
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gravy on my fries please.
October 23rd, 2007
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Best one of the fad. It has so much jammed into it.
October 23rd, 2007
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i was hoping to respond to whatever korf says.
October 23rd, 2007
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Let us not forget Brian Adams.
October 23rd, 2007
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is the stone formation for Nunavut?
October 23rd, 2007
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It's called an Inukshuk (not sure if that's the right spelling). And yes, it's a Nunavut thing.
October 23rd, 2007
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and for some reason vancouver picked it for their olympic mascot in 2010
October 23rd, 2007
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i c a loonie
October 23rd, 2007
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reminds me for some reason of http://ytmndnexus2.ytmnd.com/ probably just the space motif.
October 23rd, 2007
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SRELIO WIN THE CUP!
October 23rd, 2007
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You had me at Molson and Lebatt's.
October 23rd, 2007
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also, I can't stop watching this, memorized, and I'm not talkin' bout just the boobz.
October 23rd, 2007
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I am American but I found this funny
October 23rd, 2007
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Adding Colin Mockery from whose line is it anyways would have been a cool person to add too
October 23rd, 2007
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Looks pretty sweet, and a LOT less crowded than American heaven - well, the American AFTERLIFE. I doubt the majority of us will go to any sort of Heaven.
October 23rd, 2007
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oh, btw, 5'd for Neil Young.
October 23rd, 2007
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It's funny how oilers is backwards on wayne gretzky's jersey because you flipped the image
October 28th, 2007
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it's funny how the Winnipeg Jets aren't in there because they're a dead team (in b4 Pheniox Coyotes)
October 23rd, 2007
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5 for inukshuk
October 23rd, 2007
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-1 for severe lack of Rush.
October 23rd, 2007
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Canada FTMFW!!
October 23rd, 2007
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seriously, more rush!!
October 23rd, 2007
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Where the hell is Scott? He's a dick, you know.
October 23rd, 2007
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All This Needs Now Is A Fart Joke
October 23rd, 2007
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5 for Jim Carrey's eyebrows.
October 23rd, 2007
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The most epic YTMND ever. <3 canada.
October 23rd, 2007
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America > America Jr.
October 23rd, 2007
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You forgot David Cronenberg, Alexander Graham Bell, Frederick Banting, John A. MacDonald, and Wolverine.
October 23rd, 2007
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there were definitely a lot more people that i considered adding but if i kept going i figured it would just become a busy collage of famous people. still there's tons of great canadians out there that a lot of people don't know about (banting is a good example but how many ytmnders would honestly recognize banting's face)
October 24th, 2007
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I like Banting. He's the best.
October 24th, 2007
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What about Captain Canuck and uh the guy who invented the M1 Garand?
October 23rd, 2007
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What about Red Green?
October 23rd, 2007
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F*ck, why did they let STD's into heaven?
October 23rd, 2007
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Not heaven for me. I hate Trudeau and the Oilers.
October 24th, 2007
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you're a calgarian conservative? mr. harper is that you?
October 23rd, 2007
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Great site but I would definitely add Wolverine.
October 23rd, 2007
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October 23rd, 2007
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POUTINE!
October 23rd, 2007
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k, if you reply to this comment with something you want added and your comment gets at least a +4 rating then i'll add it (... probably)
October 23rd, 2007
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dead n*gg*r storage
October 23rd, 2007
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official rule subsection 1.b: no n4rvst
October 23rd, 2007
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WOLVERINE CALISS!
October 23rd, 2007
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David Cronenberg, he directed Videodrome, and The Fly!
October 23rd, 2007
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winter carnival? maybe you could throw Bonhomme Carnaval in there?
October 24th, 2007
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Geddy leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
October 24th, 2007
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Shania
October 24th, 2007
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Or some other way of adding more tits. Seriously, heaven is not supposed to be a sausage fest (except maybe German heaven, but that would be the other kind of sausage). Speaking of sausage fest, where the f*ck is Red Green?
October 24th, 2007
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If you're going to add Red Green, make sure it's the non-CBC one where he was more edgy.
October 24th, 2007
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I'm canadian, add me.
October 24th, 2007
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Diefenbaker.
October 24th, 2007
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shouldn't there be some molson in there somewhere?
October 24th, 2007
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uhh, ever hear of MOLSON canadian, molson's signature beer?
October 24th, 2007
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dead tim horton storage
October 24th, 2007
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mountie riding a polar bear.
October 24th, 2007
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Like I said earlier, but I'll make it official here, ADD PETER NORTH. He's Canadian (from Halifax, NS) and with the (literally) THOUSANDS of women he's soaked, I think he's long since earned his spot. He's the original "LoadMan".
October 24th, 2007
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yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, me and Dead N*gg*r Storage have made it in.
October 24th, 2007
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Red Green somewhere and also don cherry as god
October 24th, 2007
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Thanks for adding Red Green. Please, please add Bob and Doug Mckenzie or Joe Flaherty..."You jackass!"
October 24th, 2007
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Mounties!
October 24th, 2007
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DIEF THE CHIEF
October 24th, 2007
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If you don't add all of the above I will tell everyone on ytmnd to downvote your site.
October 24th, 2007
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dead tim horton storage is +5 now
October 28th, 2007
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I know I said it earlier, but Le Stade Olympic, the Montreal Expos (pre-strike), and the Winnipeg Jets
October 23rd, 2007
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TIM HORTON DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
October 28th, 2007
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I drink of his blood daily.
November 11th, 2007
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TIM HORTON'S FTW!
October 23rd, 2007
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in before nitzwalsh can say no Dief you have a moose timmys terry fox a person who cut from the military the parliament a loonie a beaver and a person who had to much c*ck the hip richard roll up the rim to win a inuit thingamabob totem polls john candy leslie nelson micheal j fox mr akroyd poutine bacon and hame the canadarm the great one a rock the cn tower gordon lightfoot mike myers niagra falls alexander keith labatt blue moosehead loger and seemens brew the cbc and the arrow, needs more dief
October 23rd, 2007
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i forgot jim carey
October 23rd, 2007
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your lack of neil peart disturbs me.
October 24th, 2007
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my thoughts exactly
October 23rd, 2007
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Too many women
October 23rd, 2007
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And by that I mean too many men.
October 23rd, 2007
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This is a f*cked string of comments here
October 23rd, 2007
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Stop reading
October 23rd, 2007
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Ok what I meant to say is that there aren't enough beavers
October 23rd, 2007
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I only count two and you need one more of the other variety to make a dam mess of things
October 24th, 2007
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HI
October 23rd, 2007
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GO SRELIO!!!
October 23rd, 2007
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5 if you add trailer park boys
October 24th, 2007
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Second that
October 24th, 2007
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5'd for Labatt Blue
October 24th, 2007
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So you don't like Nelly Furtado eh? She's at least good looking if you don't like her music...
October 24th, 2007
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The Wreck and Rocket Richard will net you the 5 alone.
October 24th, 2007
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Needs MOAR DIEFENBAKz00rzzz!!!!!111!III!!III!!!!!!!111
October 24th, 2007
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RRRRRRRRRROLLLLLLLL UP THE RRRRRRRIMM TO WIN!
October 24th, 2007
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Needs more Kraft dinner.
October 24th, 2007
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Have a Tim Hortons bag behind those donuts. Maybe add a Zamboni. Royal Canadian Airforce needs to be in there. And you forgot Captain Canuck.
October 24th, 2007
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Needs bagged milk
October 24th, 2007
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+1
October 24th, 2007
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Ontario.
October 24th, 2007
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You forgot the maple sirup you fool!
October 24th, 2007
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syrup*
October 24th, 2007
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syrup*
October 24th, 2007
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Stephen Harper is not my Prime Minister.
October 24th, 2007
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Nor is he mine.
October 24th, 2007
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He's a zombierobotfromhell.
October 24th, 2007
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-1 until maple syrup is added. the trademark juice secreted from all canadians
October 24th, 2007
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lol new fad?
October 24th, 2007
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Well actually you forgot Matt Stairs.
October 24th, 2007
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No Bob and Doug McKenzie? Take off, hoser.
October 24th, 2007
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roll up the rim to win!
October 24th, 2007
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5 for Gordon Lightfoot.
October 24th, 2007
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Wow!! GL in a YTMND! Win!!
October 24th, 2007
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what about ketchup flavored potato chips?
October 24th, 2007
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5'd for the wreak of the edmund fitzgerald
October 24th, 2007
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WE'RE GOING TO BOMB YOU, TAKE YOUR OIL AND CONVERT YOU TO CHRISTIANITY
October 24th, 2007
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Its pure heaven.
October 24th, 2007
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You GOTTA have Joe Carter in there, 3 run walk off HR to win the Series for Toronto in '93
October 24th, 2007
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Needs more Leafs winning the cup! p.s I am!
October 24th, 2007
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What, no Colin Mochrie? Epic win, though.
October 24th, 2007
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Duh Stupid! Kirk is from Iowa!
October 24th, 2007
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the captain is a citizen of the universe
October 24th, 2007
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And I didn't know Jim Carey was Canadian!
October 24th, 2007
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***** for curling
October 24th, 2007
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I AM CANADIAN! :D I love this YTMND, all the good images and memories of home ;)
October 24th, 2007
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for some reason this is great...
October 24th, 2007
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I came
October 24th, 2007
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fourest.
October 24th, 2007
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great song but...no colin mochrie?
October 24th, 2007
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DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLARRRRGH
October 24th, 2007
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Oh sh*t that's Alfred Molina my bad
October 24th, 2007
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Meeeeoooowww.
October 24th, 2007
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also loonie
October 24th, 2007
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You win for using Gordon Lightfoot.
October 24th, 2007
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Can you say...Gordon Lightfoot?
October 24th, 2007
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5 for rolling up the rim (to win). Please add Rush.
October 24th, 2007
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4
October 24th, 2007
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Shouldn't John Candy be with the other "ghosts?"
October 24th, 2007
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needs more stallone
October 24th, 2007
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DONT F*CKING FERGET DON CHERRY YOU F*GGGGGGGGGGGGOOOTTTTTTTTTTT.
October 24th, 2007
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5 Stars for having a fair bit of funny stuff and 'cause I'm a Long time Gorden Lightfoot fan and it's good to see him in a YTMND.
October 24th, 2007
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McFLY!!!!1!!1
October 24th, 2007
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CANADAAAAAAAAAAAA god I love gordon lightfoot. and poutine. mmmmmmm
October 24th, 2007
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more like cAAAAAAAnAAAAAAAdAAAAAAA (hint: annoying)
October 24th, 2007
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Bloody thing didn't work.
October 24th, 2007
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Pride.
October 24th, 2007
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Edmund Fitzgerald FTW. (Well, not literally, lol amirite?)
October 24th, 2007
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I approve
October 24th, 2007
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5 for Kraft dinner lol
October 24th, 2007
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October 24th, 2007
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hockey ftw
October 24th, 2007
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+100 Points for Red Green.
October 24th, 2007
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So beautiful, I cried.
October 24th, 2007
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As long as it has Geddy Lee.
October 24th, 2007
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Also, Kraft Dinner.
October 24th, 2007
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LOL I can identify just about everything! Canada ftw!
October 24th, 2007
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same here. also fav'd for the oilers
October 24th, 2007
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-1 for leaving off Alex Trebek
October 24th, 2007
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WRONG - the theme to Hockey Night in Canada would always be playing in Canadian heaven
October 24th, 2007
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THIS MAN IS CORRECT
October 24th, 2007
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yeah, that was my first choice, and i was going with it but i realized it just didn't fit the tone at all (an upbeat symphonic piece for a chilled-out space scene?) plus no americans would recognize it. i also considered doing O Canada or Neil Young's Keep on rockin in the free world, but, whatever i'm not changing the music stop bugging me >:|
October 24th, 2007
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STILL NO JOE CARTER 93 WORLD SERIES
October 24th, 2007
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joe carter's the man and all, but, being an american athlete who got traded to a canadian team by chance doesn't make you a canadian
October 24th, 2007
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WOO HOO! FAV'D
October 24th, 2007
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It's like everything that's good about Michigan without the tyranny.
October 24th, 2007
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F*ck Irish Heaven, I'm going to Canadian Heaven.
October 24th, 2007
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-1 for no Chris Jericho.
October 24th, 2007
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5'd for James Randi.
October 24th, 2007
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Needs more keyboard cat
October 24th, 2007
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lukz, WTF is a Relio?
October 24th, 2007
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TY for adding the Habs' jersey. Also, Poutine and Kraft Diner. Also, Cracker Barrel Strong Cheese.
October 24th, 2007
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Needs more bob and doug Mackenzie.
October 24th, 2007
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I, as a Canadian, officially deem this to be accurate.
October 24th, 2007
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Wow, all Canadians really do have beady eyes
October 24th, 2007
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+5 for Red Green
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