OH MY GOD! You won't believe this! My friend let me touch her BOOBS!
Oh my GOD! The best thing EVER just happened! My friend just let me touch her BOOBS!!!!!
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January 16th, 2008
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January 16th, 2008
(25)
SCREENSHOT OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
January 16th, 2008
(32)
Next time rape her for a 5
January 16th, 2008
(15)
needs more NEDM
January 16th, 2008
(15)
Whats gonna happen when you have sex for the first time 15 years from now? You gonna buy a billboard with your story on it in downtown New York?
January 16th, 2008
(12)
You're a girl, right?
January 16th, 2008
(14)
FAT CHICKS DONT COUNT
January 16th, 2008
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IT IS EPIC
January 16th, 2008
(1)
enjoy the blue balls? bet you had to fap till the sun came up and still were walking funny.
January 17th, 2008
(22)
OMG, you're the luckiest 30 year-old ever! Score!
January 17th, 2008
(1)
How dare you abuse your status as featured user. I closed keaton's SoS remix to watch this. Seriously, I was expecting an extinct bird or something.
January 17th, 2008
(10)
HERE COMES THE PUNCH LINE!!! ANY SECOND NOW!!!
January 16th, 2008
(35)
OMG I TOUCHED A BOOB HEY GUYS I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE
January 16th, 2008
(5)
lol let me reply to this comment so mine is higher up
January 17th, 2008
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No, you're still a virgin... You're just a virgin who's touched someone's boobs now.
January 17th, 2008
(6)
Hey that guy hit two doubles. That's almost as good as a home run.
January 18th, 2008
(3)
Mooshu: DOT'S DER JOKE
January 25th, 2008
(0)
pharaohmobius: I realize that, my comment was directed at the ytmnd's creator, not yourself.
January 16th, 2008
(6)
it's been a few years since i last read this f*ggy story. but in ytmnd form it's much more exciting
January 16th, 2008
(6)
I can't believe I watched that whole f*cking thing, hoping there'd be a photo or something. Thanks for wasting my time, f*g.
November 13th, 2009
(0)
Breaking news! Touching boobs now = F*G!
January 16th, 2008
(15)
This brings back mammaries.. err memories....
January 16th, 2008
(9)
http://breast.ytmnd.com/
January 16th, 2008
(4)
LAWL
January 17th, 2008
(3)
win
January 18th, 2008
(0)
rofl
January 16th, 2008
(21)
Siblings can be best friends.
January 16th, 2008
(5)
All that reading and no punchline? Pfft!
January 16th, 2008
(7)
The only way to know if she's your flesh tuxedo, is to ask to sink her with your pink torpedo...
January 16th, 2008
(1)
wow, that takes me back a long way. it gets better from touching them.
January 16th, 2008
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too long, no read
January 16th, 2008
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Can't tell why this is being downvoted, it's well made and it syncs to the music, in an odd way. Gratz on yer titties.
January 16th, 2008
(9)
pee in her butt?
January 16th, 2008
(8)
no, you poop from butt to butt, back and forth... forever
January 16th, 2008
(0)
Yeah, lets see some pics here!
January 16th, 2008
(0)
*FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP**FAP**FAP**FAP**FAP*
January 16th, 2008
(3)
i was going to one this because of how pathetic this is. but the fact that you got this excited over touching a pair of boobs made me feel so much better about myself. thank you.
January 16th, 2008
(4)
lol, virgin
January 16th, 2008
(0)
Should have NEDMed it
January 16th, 2008
(5)
seriously though, she wants your dick in her.
February 25th, 2008
(0)
She wants to maul you with her engorged gonads.
January 16th, 2008
(0)
haha, awesome
January 16th, 2008
(0)
old school
January 16th, 2008
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Towards the end it got really creepy, where you become possessive and jealous and stalker-y. Get ahold of yourself, man, before I have to e-slap you out of it!
January 16th, 2008
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+5 for boobs, -4 for no punchline. Just bang next time.
January 16th, 2008
(2)
I was laughing, and I was entertained by the YTMND. Yep, thats 2.
January 16th, 2008
(10)
OH MY GOD! You won't believe this! My friend let me touch his PENIS!
January 16th, 2008
(1)
are you a girl?
January 16th, 2008
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She is a tease and will give you blue balls until your c*ck falls off. Guaranteed. She likes seeing you squirm lol. Been there.
January 16th, 2008
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I actually thought there was gonna' be a punchline like it turned out to be the birds called boobies or something
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Congratulations, you're probably not gay!
January 16th, 2008
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My name is also Sarah, and if I knew you were that desperate I'd probably let you feel me up too.
January 16th, 2008
(3)
God you are a 1337 f*g.
January 16th, 2008
(2)
...you sound like a twelve year old
January 16th, 2008
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I signed up for an account just to say "You are gay", No one cares, no one is happy for you, no one wants to here about you ruining your friendship with some girl because you want to use her for sick pleasure. I feel as if all the evil rapists in the world should come to your house (as long as your mom isn't home of course) and repeatedly victimize all the holes in your body, and the new ones that the first set of rapists create.
January 16th, 2008
(3)
wow, what a f*g lol
January 17th, 2008
(2)
hes never felt boobs
January 20th, 2008
(2)
roflmao
January 29th, 2008
(2)
Let's play Guess Who Needs To Get Laid. YOU WIN!
January 16th, 2008
(0)
This made me laugh.
January 16th, 2008
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I imagine most people are going to either not believe you or call you names. The fact that you sat down and took the time to make a ytmnd about it leaves no doubt in my mind that you are telling the truth. However, would she have wanted you to post this? Such an intimate moment should be kept secret, don't you think?
January 16th, 2008
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Boobies are great, mad grats kid, and good luck for the future
January 16th, 2008
(0)
That's it? Meh.
January 16th, 2008
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WTF! i watched all of it.. not even ONE GOD DAMN NEDM!! you *ssh*le.. thanks for your teenage rant, you've ruined my day.
January 16th, 2008
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his exact thoughts : "OMG THE GUYS ON YTMND ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS"
January 17th, 2008
(1)
Sad but true.
January 16th, 2008
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Great song, though.
January 16th, 2008
(0)
Isn't this from a Newgrounds BBS thread?
January 16th, 2008
(2)
I thought aw poor kid he never had a mommy, then he says his mom slammed the car door and I figured out he's just retarded.
January 16th, 2008
(2)
thank you for wasting 5 minutes of my life
January 16th, 2008
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The above two comments are a fantastic explanation of YTMND.
January 16th, 2008
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lol pity touch. That sucks. But now that you know dont boobs feel like.. like a bag of sand?
January 16th, 2008
(2)
That story was gay and you are gay for telling it.
January 16th, 2008
(2)
Dear diar-I mean Ytmnd.
January 16th, 2008
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OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS. Thank you. That was just creepy enough. Ima go throw up now. *FAP*
January 16th, 2008
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Get you some, player.
January 16th, 2008
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This is the story of how I got a rimjob for the first time.
January 16th, 2008
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January 16th, 2008
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Unless you're a woman touching another woman's breast for the first time, then I don't care.
January 16th, 2008
(0)
You wish.
January 16th, 2008
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nobody cares about your life story
January 16th, 2008
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You're f*cking awful at life but hey i feel better about myself now
January 16th, 2008
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yes, boobs are nice.
January 16th, 2008
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funny, but.. wtf??? creepy
January 16th, 2008
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i think i'm way too old to be wasting time on this site
January 16th, 2008
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You made a boring story even worse with your awful story telling.
January 16th, 2008
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way too long, didnt read
January 16th, 2008
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+5 for great story -1 for possibly being untrue/taken from somewhere.
January 16th, 2008
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Be a man and take that sh*t. NO IS THE NEW YES !!!!
January 16th, 2008
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compelling story
January 17th, 2008
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I can't believe I sat through the whole thing. I want that time back! I could have been in bed touching my fiancee's boobies!
January 17th, 2008
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BOOBIES! ^_^
January 17th, 2008
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Why are you a pink? Your terrible, this was crap. No one cares about your life you stupid nig.
January 17th, 2008
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omfg r u serious? 1. you're too young to be on this site for it not to be pathetic, 2. you just ruined that friendship, I guarentee it
January 17th, 2008
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tell us more o wise 20 year old
January 17th, 2008
(1)
Insightful criticism from "DrWario87"
January 17th, 2008
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lol you didnt even get in her shirt. come back when there are nipples.
January 17th, 2008
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ya.........boobs are pretty awesome
January 17th, 2008
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Hmmm..... strange, I too think boobs are great, but rather than spending my time writing a story about it, I had sex.
January 18th, 2008
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i don't believe you
January 17th, 2008
(2)
and then you found $20?
January 17th, 2008
(1)
tl;dr
January 17th, 2008
(0)
heartwarming
January 17th, 2008
(2)
lame. needed to be a bel air'd or NEDM
January 17th, 2008
(0)
Your name better not be Cody. lol....
January 17th, 2008
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what are you like 13? how nice can her boobs be at 13? you could at least gotten a blow job or something. heres my advice, stick it in her bum!
January 17th, 2008
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Great Story! Tell some more!
January 17th, 2008
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Lol, It's a great feeling when you do it for the first time. But seriously, get laid, then tell us the story and/or give pictures :D
January 17th, 2008
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welcome to the club, Eva... the "big penis" club...
January 17th, 2008
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it would be better if you talked about how you went to jamaica and met PACARD and had an EPIC time bobsledding
January 18th, 2008
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oh wait that didnt happened to you but it happens to me EVERY DAY
January 18th, 2008
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It happens to me EVRY MILLISECOND
January 17th, 2008
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I got a chubby reading this.
January 17th, 2008
(0)
That sounds so f*cking awsome.
January 17th, 2008
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my god. go outside and do somthing... maybe play a boardgame at a friends house. idk, go feel up your girlfriend some more. just leave YTMND out of it, please. 2 for effort. -3 for bringing the wrath of ytmndjebus.
January 17th, 2008
(0)
HEART WARMING
January 17th, 2008
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Dude, you expressed that well. Can you send me the song as a good quality music file?
January 17th, 2008
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tits or gtfo...
January 17th, 2008
(0)
Hurrah! I love a good storyteller.
January 17th, 2008
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All reading + no funny = 1 star
January 17th, 2008
(0)
Old.
January 17th, 2008
(1)
*pant pant pant pant* I don't know... how much longer... I can... hold this..... *drops finger on 1 star* *Skynet explodes*
January 17th, 2008
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Poor Miles Dyson, he died for no reason. Judgment Day was inevitable. But, at least, he didn't die FIRST like all the other black sidekicks (even the black robots: poor Ironhide). Oh, and 3, because while this is a real story (I think, especially because all it ended with was frustration) with resonance, the format steals liberally from Adult Swim inserts, and could been more interesting. Hell, I'd have at least laughed if you used "Heart Will Go On" or something sappy.
January 20th, 2008
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Seriously, but also, POLYMONOCHLORIC!
January 17th, 2008
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WOW! You are one pathetic loser!
January 17th, 2008
(0)
let us know when you touch a vagina
January 18th, 2008
(0)
eipic XD
January 18th, 2008
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so you touched boobs and felt you should make a ytmnd about it? my first time was when i was less then a year old...
January 18th, 2008
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YOUR THE MAN NOW DOG!
January 18th, 2008
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ok, so you touched her boobs. but do you think you can do matlab?
January 18th, 2008
(0)
Do you think you can touch her Matlab?
January 23rd, 2008
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matlab
January 18th, 2008
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Cute.
January 18th, 2008
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If the downvoters get you down, take heart in the fact that you have touched exactly 2 more bewbs than any of them have. Also, enjoy having your mind f*cked with for the rest of your life, now that this girl knows she has power over you.
January 18th, 2008
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Pics or it didn't happen... 3'd for now...
January 18th, 2008
(1)
What do you want from us? Advice? I'm afraid I can't give you any, comrade, you seem to have the whole situation under control. That "thank you" at the end, was most polite, your gentlemanlyness is an inspiration
January 18th, 2008
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-1 for lack of the obvious: why didn't u go under the shirt, start mkaing out with her and suckle on those? She clearly wants u - I mean wtf. With all the ambiguous female signals you'll have to decipher later in life (I assume you're pretty young), this will probably be the clearest expression of a woman's intentions for you - EVER.
January 18th, 2008
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Women always hint at what they mean by what in psychology is referred to as "inhibited speak." For example, when a bum asks "do you have any change" what he really means is "give me all your money." When a woman says "touch my breasts" she means "put your penis in my *ssh*le." In fact, ANY time a woman talks to you, she means she wants to have sex with you. Feel free to take advantage of this in your next conversation with someone.
January 18th, 2008
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wow this is bad...
January 18th, 2008
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fail
January 18th, 2008
(0)
tits or gtfo
January 18th, 2008
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Well done, my friend. You have taken your first step into a much larger world.
January 18th, 2008
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Makes me remember what it was like the first time I touched boobs. But yeah the end needs a picture at the very least. Crop out her face and just show the rack.
February 25th, 2008
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awww
February 25th, 2008
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rape gets you a 5
February 25th, 2008
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neat story ass-hat.
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I think what made this funny was the music. Possibly the cheesy commentary. Either way...
May 22nd, 2008
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oh sure but when i ask teenage girls if they want to touch my dick i have to register as a sex offender for the next 20 years
August 25th, 2008
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what a sad story.