Star Wars (Special Abridged Edition)
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Star Wars (Special Abridged Edition)
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January 22nd, 2008
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This is an epic win.
January 22nd, 2008
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January 23rd, 2008
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August 11th, 2008
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featured on twitter.com/YTMND
January 22nd, 2008
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nice
January 22nd, 2008
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I met Anthony Daniels once. He was very thin, British, and vaguely gay.
January 23rd, 2008
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There's nothing vague about Anthony Daniels gayness.
January 23rd, 2008
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Especially when he's blowing you.
January 24th, 2008
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Protocol droids have cold lips.
January 29th, 2008
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He's fluent in over six million forms of blowjobs.
January 22nd, 2008
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zomg loading image
January 22nd, 2008
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Saw it coming, but still excellent.
January 22nd, 2008
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Way to ruin a movie!
January 22nd, 2008
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There goes another one.
January 22nd, 2008
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At least in this version Luke gets to go to Toshii to pick up some power converters....
January 22nd, 2008
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He can waste time on his friends later.
January 22nd, 2008
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When they ask him where he's going and he says "I guess I'm going nowhere" It actually turns out to be true in this version.
January 22nd, 2008
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He's not a farmer, Owen. He's got too much of his father in him.
January 22nd, 2008
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That's what I'm afraid of.
January 22nd, 2008
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Sadly, they never do find another protocol droid that speaks Bochi.
January 23rd, 2008
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His father was an *ssh*le, he didn't want to give him his lightsaber when he was old enough.
January 23rd, 2008
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luke and owen settle for the droid with a bad motivator
January 23rd, 2008
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drugs are a great motivator
January 23rd, 2008
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Hey, what're you trying to push on us?
January 23rd, 2008
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Luke ends up going to the academy next year.
January 24th, 2008
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He majors in womprat-shooting, to the disappointment of his aunt and uncle.
January 24th, 2008
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...but then suddenly he gets a space owl message, from Hogwart's School of Jedi Wizardry.... Located on Alderaan... He finds Obi Wan in the desert and they go to Mos Eisley's for transport....
January 24th, 2008
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but then luke wins a ticket aboard the space titanic, where he meets captain han who flys it into a space iceberg.
January 24th, 2008
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but that's NO space iceberg. It's...
January 25th, 2008
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actually a small moon. They go down to explore this moon and find...
January 26th, 2008
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vader's third child
January 26th, 2008
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DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN
January 23rd, 2008
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It's amazing to think how the history of Star Wars would change without R2-D2. I mean, in Episode 1 (I hate the prequels but for canon's sake) if R2-D2 got shot while repairing the queen's ship and the ship got destroyed...imagine...no Darth Vader...
January 23rd, 2008
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Imagine if Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon didn't run into Jar Jar, who helped them flee from the Trade Federation's forces on Naboo. They wouldn't have survived to find Anakin who later would become Darth Vader... thank god for Jar Jar Binks.
January 23rd, 2008
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Imagine if I did a combo breaker, Id get like a -20 on my comment.
January 23rd, 2008
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Yes. It'd be like thousands of Vader "Noooooooo" sites on YTMND cried out, and were suddenly silenced...
January 23rd, 2008
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except episodes 1,2 &3 have no validity.
January 23rd, 2008
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Imagine if people didn't think Boba Fett was cool, and saw him for the 5-minute appearance minor character he was. Yeah, I hate Boba Fett, so what.
January 23rd, 2008
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Imagine if Watto was Anakin's father. Yes I went there.
January 24th, 2008
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Imagine Shoover's idea if I C-C-C-C-COMBOS BREAKER!!!
January 25th, 2008
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Imagine goatse... yeahh... just like that... where's your Star Wars now...
January 23rd, 2008
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+1 for at 11.
January 23rd, 2008
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bah, idea taken from another ytmnd.
January 23rd, 2008
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nice
January 23rd, 2008
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Fav'd for "Fighting the Frizzies, at 11".
January 23rd, 2008
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Hahaha this is coming out as the special ultimate platinum edition on Blu-Ray.
January 23rd, 2008
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It will sell for $69.99 and people will still buy it
January 23rd, 2008
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no really, this is what the empire SHOULD have done.
January 23rd, 2008
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What are we, paying by the laser now?
January 23rd, 2008
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also frizzies...
January 23rd, 2008
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f*ck dude i just got through episodes I-III... poor androids
January 23rd, 2008
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what do you think of them?
January 23rd, 2008
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flawless victory
January 23rd, 2008
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omfg. i always wondered what would happen if they actually shot at it. fav'd.
January 23rd, 2008
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c'mon everbody knows that the empire shoots green lasers.
January 23rd, 2008
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You are correct, sir!
January 23rd, 2008
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Aren't those blaster bolts? =o Come on guys.. I wanna be a nerd too!
January 23rd, 2008
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Alright, but I still like this version better: http://thatvideosite.com/video/3963
January 23rd, 2008
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I hate the frizzies. I will tune it at 11.
January 23rd, 2008
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Wonder if you got the idea from Tim and Brian's conversation in Spaced?
January 23rd, 2008
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Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like... f*cking... Shaft.
January 23rd, 2008
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DOLEMITE MUTHA FUKKA
January 30th, 2008
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Is Jabba the princess?
January 30th, 2008
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Nope, never seen it. I got the idea by being a nerd.
January 23rd, 2008
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5 for star trek
January 23rd, 2008
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LOLZ!
January 23rd, 2008
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Just think if that was the actual movie, 5 minutes of that and then roll credits
January 23rd, 2008
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Epic domain grab
January 23rd, 2008
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Hahahaha
January 23rd, 2008
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Little is it known that this the plot outline George Lucas first invisioned.
January 23rd, 2008
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And now, fighting the frizzies... with a 5
January 23rd, 2008
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you thought of this while watching blue harvest.
January 23rd, 2008
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I had always thought about that scene, and how one small word would destroy the republic.
January 23rd, 2008
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You should have had him fly in Goatse's ass...
January 23rd, 2008
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Captain, they are locking LASERS on us.
January 23rd, 2008
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LASERS!?
January 23rd, 2008
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Needs more man flesh.
January 23rd, 2008
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That scene was sooo unrealistic in the theatrical version. Any gunner would've shot the pod for fun. Also, weren't they taking prisoners...so why would they have been shooting pods at all?
January 23rd, 2008
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It probably just malfunctioned.
January 23rd, 2008
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lol
January 23rd, 2008
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That saved me some time.
January 23rd, 2008
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spaced
January 23rd, 2008
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5'd and fav'd for frizzies.
January 23rd, 2008
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We should drill in ANWR
January 23rd, 2008
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<3
January 23rd, 2008
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Fighting the Frizzies made it WIN.
January 24th, 2008
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LOL. STAR WARS!
January 24th, 2008
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Empire VS. Frizzies? Better Tune in!
January 24th, 2008
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Genius
January 24th, 2008
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Better than Episode 1.
January 24th, 2008
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Its amazing what little things can change the movie.
January 25th, 2008
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Lucas will make a special edition where the droids shoot first
January 25th, 2008
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I guess technically Obi Wan was not the only hope after all...
January 28th, 2008
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Why is a heavilly abridged movie with no jokes funny or a good YTMND?
January 30th, 2008
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"HELP!!!!"
January 31st, 2008
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Look there goes another one! FIRE
February 2nd, 2008
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yes!! Laser changed to green FTW!
February 20th, 2008
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Saw it coming like a million miles out. The Empire Strikes Back one is FAR better.
May 13th, 2008
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The reason they DIDN'T shoot down the escape pod in the actual movie is because they didn't detect any signs of life inside. They thought it was an empty pod. Come to think of it: R2-D2 was carrying the Death Star plans at the time! If something like that happened, the Alliance AND the Empire would both be screwed!
June 8th, 2008
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Why is this not more highly rated? People should be fiving this just for the Bea Arthur reference.