Quarter Life: Halfway to Destruction
Created on: February 24th, 2008
Quarter Life: Halfway to Destruction
Another mess of audio from me!

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February 24th, 2008
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How nice of you to copy me. Though I'm not a complete downvoter, mind you.
February 24th, 2008
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Well hey, that's a really nice review and comment, I appreciate it!
February 24th, 2008
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ok then i will chapter 4: the gman cometh gordon freechman walked to his work at his new job. "hi." said gordon to teh security gaurd "aern't you going to buzz me in?" "sorry," siad the guard as the door opened and gordon walked through soon gordon was at his new lab and working on a new isatope and we was tired and someone sitted in his char "that my chair " said Gordon to the man who turned out to be gman "it mine char now hahahah "
February 24th, 2008
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I DEMAN they make this into a movie.
February 24th, 2008
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TOO LATE!!
February 24th, 2008
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Do it yourself lazy f*ck
February 24th, 2008
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Too lathe, Lord Rayden!
February 25th, 2008
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TOO LATE! THIS STATION IS MINE!
February 26th, 2008
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That's no station... it's a moon!
February 26th, 2008
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TO SMITHEROONS!!!
February 26th, 2008
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NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!
February 24th, 2008
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Your voice and audio work are awesome, but it would be so much better if it hadn't already been made a YTMND by someone else. New misspelled fanfic + your audio = massive win.
February 24th, 2008
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Whats with all these new terrible fanfics on ytmnd? Its a pretty lame fad but I cant help but 5 for the sake of crowbarbs and smitheroons.
February 24th, 2008
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that guy's a genius, with all the hits he's going to get on his site, and all the ads he has up, he'll be dancing like a retard all the way to the bank
February 26th, 2008
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Poor indeed!
February 24th, 2008
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I like how you were gonna "add story to favorites" nice touch
February 24th, 2008
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The background effects and serious narration are a terrific spin on this tired fad. So good, in fact, that I'll overlook the fact that your name is somehow related to a Sonic Adventure game.
February 24th, 2008
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Oh, you did this already and it's on Top Viewed. Boy, do I feel stupid. Well, I ask humbly of you that you make this like cookies and have it be a sometime thing. I don't want this to end up being another Uncle Phil, even if it has the ability to be deliciously funny.
February 25th, 2008
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Yeah, it takes a good ear for stuff like this, very nice job. Smitheroons.
February 24th, 2008
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OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM!
February 24th, 2008
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'Add story to my favourites'
February 24th, 2008
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If you go to his website, it's pretty clear the writer is in on the joke.
February 24th, 2008
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i had enough with the breakup letter
February 24th, 2008
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Cow-orker? What's a cow-orker?
February 24th, 2008
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Your mom
February 25th, 2008
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THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!
February 24th, 2008
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Why make new material when you remake old ones?
February 24th, 2008
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Now Gordon Freechman is thinking in portals.
February 24th, 2008
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"HAHA" ...they laughed.
February 24th, 2008
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doom redux was better, tighten up the audio graphics for fav
February 24th, 2008
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chi-maera
February 24th, 2008
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I love how the website plug sounds just as epic.
February 24th, 2008
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even BETTER than your other one. good work.
February 24th, 2008
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Smitheroons? SMITHEROONS!?
February 24th, 2008
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lol keep doing more redux, like teh matrix one
February 24th, 2008
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5'd! 5'd! A thousand times 5'd!
February 24th, 2008
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high quality + lols = 5
February 24th, 2008
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Yuo scuceeded at winning the mission!
February 24th, 2008
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NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS! *awkward pause*
February 24th, 2008
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those were the two best parts
February 26th, 2008
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I burst out laughing when he said that.. good sh*t haha
February 25th, 2008
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This was a triumph.
February 25th, 2008
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I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
February 25th, 2008
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It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
February 25th, 2008
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Stop it, stop it stop it. The fact that you couldn't wait for someone to fill in the next line ... TWICE ... means you fail.
February 25th, 2008
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I didn't want someone to post "also c*cks" or some stupid sh*t like that
December 1st, 2008
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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! ...wait, what now?
February 25th, 2008
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That. Was. Awesome.
February 25th, 2008
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part of me wanted you to say "sad face" for the emoticon at the end. As for the people requesting that this becomes a movie, I suggest the retarded version of Sean Penn for the role of Jimm
February 25th, 2008
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Podcast signup?
February 25th, 2008
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The closest thing I have to a podcast is at http://captaincomedy.blogspot.com, but I haven't updated it in a while and it's not really well produced. Usually it's just me and my internet buddy talking about something funny and then I play loud sounds over skype to annoy him. Maybe I'll start an actual podcast?
February 25th, 2008
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reads like a fake, plus even if this wasn't a fake it's been done to death.
February 25th, 2008
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or wait was this a meta fake making fun of bad fake fanfic ytmnds? Given a three just to be safe.
February 25th, 2008
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I'm on to you jackass, 5'd for spite.
February 25th, 2008
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Smitheroons . . . nice.
February 25th, 2008
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This was alright, liked your Doom redux more but don't let that stop you, keep em coming.
February 25th, 2008
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This kinda sounds like Engrish.
February 25th, 2008
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Best part: "Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks."
February 25th, 2008
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It was nice place and my friend lives there.
February 25th, 2008
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6
February 25th, 2008
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This guy is just banking off this e-book now. You can make money doing anything.
February 25th, 2008
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The guy who wrote this is the DarthWang of fan fiction
February 25th, 2008
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omochao doesnt suck. neither does this ytmnd.
February 25th, 2008
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Excellent execution.
February 25th, 2008
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So much better than before. You're really good at this.
February 25th, 2008
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well ok
February 25th, 2008
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Great audio work
February 25th, 2008
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i really enjoyed this due to the sound effects. It actually showed some work, not just reading a bunch of typos, also anything half, err quater life gets 5.
February 25th, 2008
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Reminds me of a radio show. I agree with the podcast Idea. This is genius.
February 25th, 2008
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"watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks" Classic...
February 25th, 2008
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great production, but theres something eerily stupid about someone who purposely writes like a moron for attention. Don't get me wrong, fan fictions, including this one, are hilarious in epic readings. This guy just seems like the fan fiction Borat.
February 25th, 2008
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http://johnfreemanjohnfreemanjohnfreeman.ytmnd.com/
February 25th, 2008
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^^Do that one next!!1!
February 26th, 2008
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Right now I'm working on the batman fan fiction (peterbatman.ytmnd.com,) but I want to do one of the Full Life Consequences' author's works next, because I can't read them without laughing.
February 26th, 2008
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Oh mah goodness, doing FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES would be the penultimate of EPIC!!! That should be saved for the season finale!
February 25th, 2008
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this is better then your doom one
February 25th, 2008
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this is a terrible ytnmd just kidding thanks
February 26th, 2008
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and it was a nice place and my friend lives there
February 26th, 2008
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I live there and it's not all that great.
February 26th, 2008
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This was worth the remake just for the headcrab scene alone.
February 26th, 2008
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ahahaha :D moore
February 26th, 2008
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OH MY GOD....not smitheroons....
February 26th, 2008
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Those are just a tiny bit bigger than smithereens!!!! OH GAWD NO!
February 26th, 2008
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I wonder why he doesn't make any money from his books...
February 26th, 2008
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But jim was already blowed to smitheroons. 5'd
February 26th, 2008
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BRILLIANT PIECE OF LITERATURE! BRAVO GOOD SIR! BRAVO!
February 26th, 2008
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Good stuff! Think I liked the Doom one better... but it's still hilarious! And you did an outstanding job with the voices. 5'd!
February 26th, 2008
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Makes me want to buy the book. After all, he is poor :(
February 26th, 2008
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f*ck me this is some of UWE BOL's greatest work!
February 26th, 2008
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LMAO for the hilarious sound!
February 26th, 2008
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LOL This is amazing. I was blown to smitheroons.
February 26th, 2008
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One thing I still don't quite get is the cut-off "NNNNE-" sound just before "What happens next" ... Was it perhaps maniacal laughter? The evil character from the game getting sucked into a portal?
February 26th, 2008
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The uncut clip is just me screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
February 26th, 2008
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Mmmmm, original audio...
February 26th, 2008
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"quarter life" That's the stupidest thing i've ever heard in my scientific life.
February 26th, 2008
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"Expelled" by Ben Stein. Spring 2008.
February 26th, 2008
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I'm just wondering how he could even know about Half-Life enough to come up with Quarter-Life considering the grammar suggests he is like 5.
February 26th, 2008
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Jay Sherman then went on to say, "BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK!"
February 26th, 2008
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I think I like this one more for all the long pauses, but both are still great. Very much like the old radio shows. :D
February 26th, 2008
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I updated my blog! http://captaincomedy.blogspot.com/
February 26th, 2008
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This made me laugh so hard I cried. Like all the freshman midterm exams I'll have to grade next week.
February 26th, 2008
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Better than the Doom Fanfic. Amazing work!
February 26th, 2008
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Probably the best epic reading I've heard, and my favorite by far. You didn't once crack up laughing and the voices are awesome. AND GORDON FREECHMAN THOUGHT WITH PORTALS
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OMFG rofl
February 26th, 2008
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"i am poor" lol
February 28th, 2008
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I'd buy it.
March 1st, 2008
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smitheroons
March 17th, 2008
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Just realized how f*cking epic the sound of Jimm being blown to smitheroons is.
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So awesome it's asmwome.
June 5th, 2008
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These are great, especially the voices.