The Epic Retelling of a Black Mesa Source Application
This is my application to the Black Mesa Source mod for HL2. They didn't like my app so much :( http://forums.gamernode.com/showthread.php?t=19281

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April 6th, 2008
(11)
This guy can sell me this.
April 6th, 2008
(1)
i like the site it is funny like funnier than most of the other sites up lately you are a good ytmnder that is a really good find i love all these half life fan fics and whatnot that have been parodied lately this is really funny and i like it a lot especially the part about dr breen keeping slaves omg what was that kid thinking
April 6th, 2008
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BERNIE CALHOUN?
April 6th, 2008
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you wrote this, seriously. your retarded. your ytmnd is still funny though.
April 6th, 2008
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please tell me gbart was writing that in the style of this site on purpose.
April 7th, 2008
(0)
EEPPPPIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
April 6th, 2008
(16)
can i buy crack from you?
April 6th, 2008
(7)
Who are the green guys?
April 6th, 2008
(0)
spawn points for YOU. (main character/gordon freeman) i need to go outside more and not play around so much with hammer edit.. :[
April 7th, 2008
(0)
They are OBVIOUSLY casts of gr33nscr33n.
April 6th, 2008
(11)
pausing to breathe is overrated.
April 6th, 2008
(9)
there were no periods, he can't!!!
April 6th, 2008
(0)
pulling away from the mic isn't
April 6th, 2008
(0)
THE PERIODSSSSSS, AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
April 6th, 2008
(15)
i'm waiting for the guy to give me the toll free number to call at the end
April 6th, 2008
(1)
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
(3)
YOU SHOULD MAKE SUPER MARIO 1
April 6th, 2008
(2)
*trumpet*
April 6th, 2008
(1)
*rimshot*
April 6th, 2008
(2)
*Sparkles*
April 6th, 2008
(3)
*rimjob*
April 6th, 2008
(3)
*killtheinfidels*
April 6th, 2008
(2)
auuuUUuuUuUUuuUUUUUGGGGAHHH get down!
April 6th, 2008
(0)
^^ When I saw all those UUuUs I was immediately on guard for a rick roll
April 7th, 2008
(1)
never gonna give you up
April 7th, 2008
(-1)
broken kombo?
April 9th, 2008
(0)
Mangione'd?
April 6th, 2008
(1)
nice loop
April 6th, 2008
(5)
Hey, it's the Micro Machines guy.
April 6th, 2008
(1)
ah nostalgia! from Mattel!
April 6th, 2008
(2)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer's an erly scren shot
April 6th, 2008
(0)
I laughed. I cried.
April 6th, 2008
(2)
I came.
April 7th, 2008
(2)
I lost 15 pounds.
April 7th, 2008
(2)
I got my credit score at freecreditreport.com
April 6th, 2008
(0)
SplinterWolf sounds like he tries too hard.
April 6th, 2008
(24)
If you save the black people from the racist in under five minutes, you'll unlock the commas and periods.
April 6th, 2008
(2)
Dr. Brenes doesnt care about black peopples
April 9th, 2008
(0)
If you are harsh to them you unlock Massah Lasers.
April 6th, 2008
(0)
Usually I'm not all for these retelling of random forum posts. But this is amazing.
April 6th, 2008
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Alrighty, there appears to be some confusion... I did the mindless writing and made a forum post. A Voice Acter on the BMS team named "CornetTheory" actually did the audio. I can barely read my own damn writing but CornetTheory is f*cking amazing.
April 6th, 2008
(1)
The music seals the deal for me.
April 6th, 2008
(1)
I concur. This music needs to be used on infomercials with fast talking as well.
April 6th, 2008
(-1)
ahahahaahah f*ck this f*cking f*cker f*ck!
April 6th, 2008
(0)
aw nevermind these things aren't 5 worthy unless they're genuine... leik it so hard would u make some wrong guy and then he talk bad to try an d make some story and have guy on the scren for maybe a video game escpesialy when it s a idea that has ovely been used up your 5 received massive damage.
April 6th, 2008
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I didn't make this for YTMND. I was basically trying to piss off some guy on another HL2 forum with a forum post and I figured I'd go all the way and apply to BMS. I posted, Cornet posts his epic tale of my "story." YTMND comes to mind, you do the math.
April 6th, 2008
(1)
computer do maf. i splain'd mysel olreddy
April 6th, 2008
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You talk too fast.
April 6th, 2008
(0)
this is hilarious but the reading sucked
April 6th, 2008
(0)
interestingly enough I once seriously applied to be a mapper for BMS but they said my example map wasn't big enough.
April 6th, 2008
(0)
also would have been better if people actually fell for it
April 6th, 2008
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If it means they get that damn thing done sooner then put the guy on the team.
April 6th, 2008
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bad troll post for a sh*tty game
April 6th, 2008
(0)
Dr. Breen doesn't like black people. He says you funny.
April 6th, 2008
(0)
Run outta breath?
April 6th, 2008
(0)
The Period, your friend at the end!
April 6th, 2008
(0)
I'm sure that your map will make the BMS developers heads explode.
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Sounds like every single one of my job interviews I've ever gotten and got rejected from.
April 6th, 2008
(0)
Don't forget that you also drive the Mach 5 with a boy and a monkey in the back! ****SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!****
April 6th, 2008
(-1)
LOL I re-listened to it multiple times. Great.
April 6th, 2008
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April 6th, 2008
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April 6th, 2008
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after re-consideration, my vote goes from 4 to 2. unconvincing troll and unfunny reactions
April 6th, 2008
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F, Kill yourself, this is sewage.
April 6th, 2008
(0)
lol, bernie
April 6th, 2008
(1)
FROM GALOOB!
April 6th, 2008
(0)
LOL that was awesome
April 6th, 2008
(0)
doesnt
April 6th, 2008
(0)
Phail
April 6th, 2008
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HAHA HOLY SH*T YOU STOLE SOME SH*T FROM SOME FORUMS AND POSTED IT ON YTMND HAHAHA
April 6th, 2008
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http://tsoc.ytmnd.com/ Vote 5
April 6th, 2008
(0)
Holy sh*t has that kid got some sort of vendetta against periods?
April 6th, 2008
(0)
most men do when that time of the month comes around.
April 6th, 2008
(0)
:)
April 6th, 2008
(1)
This type of "bad fan fiction" humor is totally ruined when people start faking it
April 6th, 2008
(0)
I like how even you ran out of enthusiasm at the end of reading this.
April 6th, 2008
(0)
April 6th, 2008
(0)
Epic.
April 6th, 2008
(0)
fake, real, from a forum, not from a forum, i don't really give a sh*t as long as i laugh. this made me laugh.
April 6th, 2008
(0)
Mike? Is that you? LAWL.
April 7th, 2008
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yep I thought I might mention, This is also me from over 2 years ago. forumrage.ytmnd.com
April 7th, 2008
(0)
also, I made this audio this morning in about 20 minutes, and I am defiantly surprised at how fast it spread.
April 7th, 2008
(0)
oh hai CornetTheory, I wasn't sure if you had a YTMND account or not so I went ahead and made it. Great audio btw :)
April 7th, 2008
(0)
Arturo Sandoval? This cannot lose.
April 7th, 2008
(0)
it's Wynton Marsalis
April 7th, 2008
(0)
arturo sandoval kick a rediculous amount of ass
April 7th, 2008
(0)
F*CK! That's epic!
April 7th, 2008
(0)
hahahaha. wow f*ck that guy
April 7th, 2008
(0)
Can I be the green guy?
April 7th, 2008
(1)
LOL You actually pissed off an entire forum. WIN.
April 7th, 2008
(0)
THREE'D
April 7th, 2008
(0)
http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks.php?r=39387
April 7th, 2008
(0)
IRRELEVANT COMMENT
April 7th, 2008
(0)
and things! hahah
April 7th, 2008
(0)
The first time I loaded this site, the sound clip was looping twice, a few seconds apart. Total chaos, total hilarity. 5.
April 7th, 2008
(0)
incorrect
April 7th, 2008
(0)
Awesome reading
April 7th, 2008
(0)
Aaaahahahahahahaha! Oh, MY GOOOOD! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
April 7th, 2008
(0)
For those who want to use it, the music is Niccolo Paganini's Moto Perpetuo, arranged for trumpet.
April 7th, 2008
(0)
LOL I about cried when listening to this XD 4/5 plus 1 for the music
April 7th, 2008
(0)
fantastic.
April 8th, 2008
(0)
So you admitted this was fake? Disappointing.....
April 11th, 2008
(0)
lololol
April 12th, 2008
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i would toaly play this game i think itz great where can i download this game did the bms team get back to you i was wondering if u could get back 2 me on this thx The reading is great, even if it wasn't done by you. The music in the background seals it.
April 14th, 2008
(0)
I want to play that map.