Jurassic Park: Abridged Version
Created on: June 14th, 2008
Jurassic Park: Abridged Version
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Welcome.... to Jurassic Park....
June 14th, 2008
(5)
that's what I meant to say 2 hours ago when we first got here 2 hours ago
June 14th, 2008
(0)
one of the best rifftrax ever
June 14th, 2008
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HOLY F*CKING SH*T, IT'S A DINOSAUR, JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE F*CK?! OH MY F*CKING GOD, F*CKING DIONSAURS! HOLY SH*T! WHAT THE F*CK?!
June 14th, 2008
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The Complete Works of Michael Crichton (abridged) by the Reduced Shakespeare Company would be a marvelous show...
June 14th, 2008
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Holy f*cking sh*t it's a dinosaur! Jesus Christ what the f*ck! Oh my f*cking God, f*cking Dinosaurs! Holy sh*t, what the f*ck!
June 14th, 2008
(2)
^ repetition is the essence of waiting too long
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You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.
(0)
F*ck you.
June 15th, 2008
(0)
'Slight Edit'
June 15th, 2008
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F-F-F-FOUREST FIRE!!!
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could have done without the credits to abridge it more, i also don't remember them getting steped on in the movie gona rewatch it right now
June 15th, 2008
(0)
I THOUGHT FOUREST DIED, WTF?
June 16th, 2008
(1)
"We have a T-Rex." "When do we eat?"
June 18th, 2008
(3)
Chuck Norris played a special role as Chuck Saurus. Scene had to be deleted because no one stood a chance.
June 23rd, 2008
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Hey fearcondom! Someone sponsored your site!
June 14th, 2008
(6)
THAT'S DINO DNA
June 14th, 2008
(0)
The mosquito will land on the branch of a tree...
June 15th, 2008
(6)
Hold on to your butts.
June 14th, 2008
(11)
I havent made a comment since may 27th
June 14th, 2008
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I havent made a comment since June 14
June 15th, 2008
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I havent made a comment since June 14
June 15th, 2008
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(0)
I havent carmined a comment since August 8
June 15th, 2008
(1)
I havent made a comment since ATE.
June 24th, 2008
(0)
I haven't made a comment since May 4th. I missed me.
June 14th, 2008
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John Mccain has an army of rubber wombats in his ass, poised to detonate a bomb in the center of the moon, releasing the souls of woolly mammoths who will in turn, establish a corporate empire centered around selling cat food made out of the flesh of elves
June 14th, 2008
(0)
lol @ 4est site
June 14th, 2008
(1)
Chuckle
June 14th, 2008
(5)
Better than the actual film
June 14th, 2008
(0)
S'okay.
June 14th, 2008
(0)
S'purdy good
June 14th, 2008
(2)
1ed because all you do is take movies and make YTMNDs out of them because a user can't have a theme to them on YTMND you MUST make different things or else you are just LAWL OMG ZOMG WTF ROFLDARTHWANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!111!111!111
June 14th, 2008
(1)
And your point is?
June 14th, 2008
(3)
People bust on his YTMNDs being nothing but clips from films, but why can't a users have a theme? It's an unjust criticism which extends from users not caring much for his antics regarding voting.
June 14th, 2008
(1)
This is the white rabbit, whatever it did, it did it all, but with the key checks off the computer couldn't file the key strokes
June 14th, 2008
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AWESOME I love you fourest.
June 14th, 2008
(2)
LIFE .... FINDS A WAY
June 14th, 2008
(2)
dats perdy gud
June 14th, 2008
(1)
Honestly, who cannot see this site and not remember "HOLY F*CKING SH*T, IT'S A DINOSAUR..."
June 16th, 2008
(0)
holy sh*ttttt what the f*ckkkkkkkkk...
June 14th, 2008
(4)
my only recommendation is that ian should be laughing....
June 14th, 2008
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(0)
I actually reversed those frames, but imagine if i didn't.
(1)
Agreed with phern.
June 14th, 2008
(5)
must go faster
June 14th, 2008
(5)
Saw that coming, but it still didn't take away from its glory.
June 14th, 2008
(7)
Saw it coming a mile away...but I still laughed.
June 14th, 2008
(8)
next time you and fearcondom post each others sites try not to make it so obvious
June 14th, 2008
(0)
wow
June 14th, 2008
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You should know that I always watch your sites to the end before deciding to vote on them
June 14th, 2008
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skirie dinausorz
June 14th, 2008
(1)
jeff goldblum
June 14th, 2008
(1)
Your best site in such a long time. You know what this really needs though? Jeff goldblum retriever snarling.
June 14th, 2008
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is it better with or without you think?
(4)
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
June 14th, 2008
(4)
but if the pirates of the caribean ride broke down the pirates didn't EAT the tourists!
June 16th, 2008
(2)
But imagine if they did....
June 14th, 2008
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holy freaking sh*t its a dinosaur holy shiiiit what the fuuuuuuuck!
June 14th, 2008
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I love you for still making sites, lol
(3)
You forgot Dodgson. But still funny.
June 15th, 2008
(0)
Ah! Ah! AHH!
June 15th, 2008
(0)
LOL
June 15th, 2008
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The dino that comes in at the end is the best
June 15th, 2008
(0)
Anything with Jurassic Park is insta-5. An internet for you.
June 15th, 2008
(3)
i saw the joke coming within about 2 seconds of this site starting
(0)
BLOOD SUCKING LAWYER
June 15th, 2008
(0)
The way Michael Crichton wanted it...
June 15th, 2008
(0)
I spared no expense.
June 15th, 2008
(1)
A masterpiece in storytelling.
June 15th, 2008
(0)
please add goldblum sound.
June 15th, 2008
(0)
Yeah, perhaps one of those "uh..." noises that he has chosen to use to define his character
June 15th, 2008
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there should be an abridged version of this site
June 15th, 2008
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"slight edit"
June 15th, 2008
(4)
You didn't say the magic word.
June 15th, 2008
(0)
I fived two fourest sites in the same day? Holy sh*t.
June 15th, 2008
(0)
what does that mean? I don't know what that means
June 15th, 2008
(0)
just what i needed
June 15th, 2008
(2)
It's a Unix system! I know this!!!
June 15th, 2008
(0)
saw it comming.
June 15th, 2008
(0)
ROFL!
June 15th, 2008
(0)
Blood Sucking Lawyer.
June 15th, 2008
(0)
DO YOU HEAR ME, DO YOU? YOURE GOING TO HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE KHAN
June 15th, 2008
(0)
Meh, I chuckled a little.
June 15th, 2008
(0)
saw it coming a mile away, but I laughed anyway
June 15th, 2008
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Jesus Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
June 16th, 2008
(0)
I like this version better.
(0)
well, good-bye YTMND until Friday. I'm off to Denver soon
June 16th, 2008
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Don't view this YTMND! Fourest is working for the frizzies! FIGHT THE FRIZZIES!
June 16th, 2008
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saw that coming from a mile away. Didn't stop it from being awesome, though.
June 16th, 2008
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AWWW you left out Gennero
June 16th, 2008
(0)
wow so last decade, so funny, I love it
June 16th, 2008
(0)
hahaha
June 16th, 2008
(0)
Was expecting the front 2 to get stomped. Was not expecting ending. Would watch again.
June 17th, 2008
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Someone remembered Hammond died!
June 17th, 2008
(0)
THE END
June 17th, 2008
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Needed to be on a video site. YTMND isn't for short films.
June 18th, 2008
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every site you make is gold
June 18th, 2008
(-1)
oops freudian slip
June 18th, 2008
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5'd for Goldblum's face fall.
June 18th, 2008
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PLEASE GOD DAMN I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP! Needs more Samuel Jackson!
June 18th, 2008
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Hold on to your butts.
June 18th, 2008
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I giggled
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If only there were a way to incorporate Timmy saying "I threw up."
June 18th, 2008
(0)
I won't tell anyone
June 18th, 2008
(-1)
best ytmnd i've seen in ages
June 19th, 2008
(-1)
ror
June 19th, 2008
(-1)
I was excited for this just when I saw the name.
June 19th, 2008
(-1)
I was excited about this the minute I saw the title.
June 19th, 2008
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-1 for repeating yourself.
June 23rd, 2008
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+1 for getting excited.
June 19th, 2008
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BLOOD SUCKING LAWYER.
June 20th, 2008
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Hurray!
June 21st, 2008
(0)
buh ore ing she eye it
June 23rd, 2008
(0)
"boring sh*t"
June 21st, 2008
(0)
predictable but funny
June 22nd, 2008
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Based on the 5 Second Movies.
June 22nd, 2008
(0)
T rex ftw
June 24th, 2008
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LOL Great!
June 25th, 2008
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dfg?
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YES O GOD
June 26th, 2008
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I don't know why i 5'd this perhaps it was the t-rex
June 27th, 2008
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holy f*cking sh*t f*cking din.. oh f*ck it.
June 28th, 2008
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Best.Movie.EVER
August 3rd, 2008
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Funny Ytnd 5
November 16th, 2008
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I forgot what a masterpiece this was.
November 29th, 2008
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A 5 just for having Jeff Goldblum in the keywords.
December 25th, 2008
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playing mario death music when they got stomped would have done it for me