Segal leaves no child behind
Created on: August 25th, 2008
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Steven Segal finds out that truancy is the nations leading cause of student absence from schools. In order to clean up the streets he's got to break the rules and leave no child behind.

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August 25th, 2008
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owned
August 26th, 2008
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I want to know what movie the kids biting is from as well, but this was entirely f*cking badass. It makes me almost like Seagal again.
August 26th, 2008
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needs more dead children
August 26th, 2008
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I like how the girl just took the bullet like yea whatev no big deal
August 26th, 2008
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he went POSTAL!
August 26th, 2008
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he's living the dream.
August 26th, 2008
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no child's behind left
August 26th, 2008
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Thats nice i was just remembering the NIU shootings in illinois and then I come n see this. lol. Haha. nevermind its actually kinda humurous. f*ckin kids gettin blasted lol
August 26th, 2008
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Did you notice the sign on the front of my lawn that said "dead CHILDREN storage"?
August 26th, 2008
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No.
August 26th, 2008
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lol fearcondom. YOU HAVE DONE IT ONCE AGAIN :) i envy u
August 27th, 2008
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Achilles088
August 27th, 2008
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i see no child porn
August 28th, 2008
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Even though this does nothing, I have to note that in my previous post in this thread, I did not mean that the NIU shootings were humorous. I was referring to the humor of the kids in the YTMND getting blasted, not the students who were rudely stripped of their lives up at Northern. Normally I wouldn't go back and try to justify a comment that is down voted, but I would sooner kill myself than have someone think I thought what happened that day was funny. If someone could delete it ... that'd be nice ...
August 28th, 2008
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What makes this funny is that, despite the targets being defenseless children, Seagal still goes to the trouble of shooting behind cover.
August 29th, 2008
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Parents are finally getting that abortion they've been putting off for 8-10 years.
August 29th, 2008
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But the NIU shooting IS funny!.. ... ... what, too soon?
August 25th, 2008
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This is sooooooooooo wrong...what movie(s)is/are they/that from
August 25th, 2008
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Steven Seagal is Out For Milk Money.
August 25th, 2008
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Steven Seagal in Truancy Unit 2
August 26th, 2008
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This is Steven Seagal playing Maddox in "Why I hate Children"
August 25th, 2008
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you know this is going to promote 10 more columbines.
August 25th, 2008
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the mainstream media can't wait.
August 25th, 2008
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maybe they'll do a side by side shot of this and the jews did 9/11 site when it does happen.
August 26th, 2008
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you're thinking of video games
September 1st, 2008
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You're thinking of black voodoo hate magics, i.e. "the net" that kids are on nowadays.
August 25th, 2008
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this is truly amazing even without any stallone. good show old man
August 25th, 2008
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1. PRINT "L" 2. PRINT "O" 3. GOTO 1
August 25th, 2008
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LOL
August 25th, 2008
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1. PRINT "LOL" 2. THEN "RUIN JOKE"
August 26th, 2008
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August 26th, 2008
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10 PRINT " * _ _ _ _ YOU FAIL PLEASE TRY AGAIN ^_^ "
August 26th, 2008
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20 PRINT "YOU'RE BANNED IDIOT"
August 26th, 2008
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System.out.println("f*ck you");
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GOTO 10
August 26th, 2008
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syntax error on line ATE
August 28th, 2008
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10 A=10. 20 PRINT "L". 30 PRINT "O". 40 A=A-1. 50 IF A>0 GOTO 20. 60 END
August 28th, 2008
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</thread>
September 1st, 2008
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cout << "lol" << endl; if (MegsOfRam == 8) cout << "CARMINE, ATE" << endl; else cout << "SH*T RUINED OKE" << endl; return(0);
August 25th, 2008
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lol, thought this was footage from the democratic convention at first
August 26th, 2008
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No, they locked up the methhead klansmen or whoever those f*cks where. But wait till tomorrow when Hilldawg gets the Quad Damage.
August 26th, 2008
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M-M-M-MONSTER KILL.
August 25th, 2008
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ouch
August 25th, 2008
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it's called thinning the herd, if you're too slow to dodge bullets you don't deserve to live timmy
August 25th, 2008
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:.O(
August 25th, 2008
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that filmmaker had BALLS.
August 25th, 2008
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what movie are all those kids getting shot from
August 26th, 2008
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Postal
August 25th, 2008
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this gave me an erection
August 26th, 2008
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More sites need Devo.
August 26th, 2008
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Jesus, ytmnd is getting violent recently. Why so angry?
August 26th, 2008
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why so serious?
August 26th, 2008
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srsly.
September 1st, 2008
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Serious Business?
August 26th, 2008
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background tits
August 26th, 2008
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Population growth is a real issue.
August 26th, 2008
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God damn terrorist!
August 26th, 2008
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needs more girl from assault on precinct 13
August 26th, 2008
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if you add this i will surely fave
August 26th, 2008
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No Child Left Alive
August 26th, 2008
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Under Siege 3 looks AWESOME!
August 26th, 2008
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Fabtabulicularious work, fearcondom. My only gripe is that the domain should be "stevenheartskids." They are all chest shots, after all.
August 26th, 2008
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ummm, is that a joke of some sort?
August 26th, 2008
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No. I am incapable of joking. What it is is a gross misremembering of where the shots landed. I think there was a spleen shot, upon closer examination. And I'm pretty sure that girl got it right in the diaphragm. At least one of those shots appears to go straight to the heart, though. (Just like the epic epicness of Michael W. Smith's epic song of the same name. Epic.)
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Why was a child wearing a diaphragm?
August 26th, 2008
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so that her lungs could work
August 26th, 2008
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Drop em like Tupac. That's what I'm talking about!
August 26th, 2008
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Lol it looks so real.
August 26th, 2008
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This is total win because all those kids look so f*cking ugly.
August 28th, 2008
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haha this is the only response I laughed out loud at.
September 2nd, 2008
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lol
August 26th, 2008
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I don't believe it.
August 26th, 2008
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I'll do you fast, Peppy old pal.
August 26th, 2008
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Just what I needed to see. Star Wolf.
August 26th, 2008
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there's one more to go!
August 26th, 2008
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do a barrel roll?
August 27th, 2008
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If I go down I'm taking you with me!
August 26th, 2008
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good stuff, but i hope to god you didnt buy that sh*tty uwe "bowel" movie
August 26th, 2008
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HES A TEXAS SCHOOL TEACHER
August 26th, 2008
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Surprisingly, this is LESS offensive than most of Seagal's movies.
August 26th, 2008
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nicely done. where in the hell did you get that footage from(not segal)
August 26th, 2008
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He's gonna beat my high score. Damn.
August 26th, 2008
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save me a seat by the window for laughing at this.
August 26th, 2008
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Clearly those kids were planning a terrorist attack. Give Seagal a medal.
August 26th, 2008
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one kid screams but he doesn't drop his fudgesicle, that kid is boss
August 26th, 2008
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that happened to me once
August 26th, 2008
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hahaha postal rules
August 26th, 2008
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Well at least now we can blame Uwe Boll for all the violence, school shootings and stuff like that.
August 26th, 2008
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Steven Seagal for Hall Monitor 08
August 26th, 2008
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DUDE HE SHOT AARON CARTER! NOOO! HE CANT BEAT SHAQ NOW~~~~~~
August 30th, 2008
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Easily the best reply in a while
August 26th, 2008
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The little girl's doing a re-inaction of Nino Brown's death in New Jack City.
August 26th, 2008
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Killing Spree!
August 26th, 2008
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m-m-m-m-monster kill.
August 26th, 2008
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Holy Sh*t.
August 26th, 2008
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Either Steven was going to get them or the rap music.
August 26th, 2008
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Steven Seagal finds out that truancy is the nations leading cause of student abscence from schools. In order to clean up the streets he's got to break the rules and leave no child behind.
August 26th, 2008
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would of been better if the kids were black
August 26th, 2008
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That girl is a f*cking hardass. She looks right at Seagal and says with her eyes "I've been shot worse by a blind parapalegic. Where the f*ck did you learn to shoot? You should have shot me in the head, because I'm so taking you down Seagal" That girl will someday rule us all
August 26th, 2008
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Yes
August 27th, 2008
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Dammit, he's one kill short of a killing spree!
August 27th, 2008
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The BLOOD bank.
August 27th, 2008
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epic win
August 27th, 2008
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boom
August 27th, 2008
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kids getting owned is just funny
August 27th, 2008
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naggers
August 27th, 2008
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ROFL COPTER!!!
August 27th, 2008
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5'ed for Devo!
August 27th, 2008
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Billy Joel's Only The good Die young would've been a better sound choice.
August 27th, 2008
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...but kids cant die in movies
August 27th, 2008
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The only really worthwhile Postal Scene anyway.
August 27th, 2008
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needs more headshots
August 27th, 2008
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Those kids had it coming standing around enjoying life like that.
August 27th, 2008
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Man that's brutal!
August 27th, 2008
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Its just funny how Steve has to take cover behind the walls. Stay Alert, Segal!
August 27th, 2008
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But it's Saturday!
August 28th, 2008
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And I thought Grandpa Joe getting head from Charlie would be the most disturbing YTMND in the top viewed
August 28th, 2008
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That was my son .. he is a drug addict now. Have not heard from him for 5 years.
August 28th, 2008
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Your brain is done for sure
August 28th, 2008
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Think about it....we could have stopped Columbine only if we had enlisted Seagal's help sooner.
August 28th, 2008
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Quite possibly the most tasteless site on here. BRILLIANCE!
August 28th, 2008
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Die kiddys die!
August 29th, 2008
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Hall of fame. NOW.
August 29th, 2008
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Devo, washed up martial artists, and gratuitous violence against children: you've got my vote.
August 29th, 2008
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His ponytail just turns me on!
August 30th, 2008
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WHAT THE HELL? WHICH MOVIE IS THIS?
August 30th, 2008
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OH GOD, POSTAL! ROFL!!!
August 30th, 2008
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brilliant
August 30th, 2008
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lol nsfw'd
September 1st, 2008
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Manute Bol > Ewe bol
September 1st, 2008
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I actually want to see this movie now.
September 2nd, 2008
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Safe for work.
September 4th, 2008
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O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O
September 6th, 2008
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Was great. Frustrating that you didn't origin properly.
August 20th, 2009
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what you don't understand is this is how Segal greets. This is his way of communicating hello, he purposely misses or just grazes vital organs as to attract attention, this is partly why he has so few real friends.
September 14th, 2009
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NEDM - Not Even Devo Music
December 16th, 2009
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LOVE IT. it was extremely hard to search for this, because "Segal" is spelled wrong. segal is the man.
May 27th, 2010
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Oh look they put a watermark on your image.... http://iamhilarious.com/steven-seagal-shooting-kids/
September 26th, 2011
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LMAO I LAUGHED TILL BLOOD COME OUT OF MY THROAT WOW!