Hard Safety - New Trailer!
Created on: September 3rd, 2008
Hard Safety - New Trailer!
Hard Safety is one of my favorite YTMNDs of all time, and I thought the LaFontaine voiceover would be a nice addition as a tribute to his generosity. Please vote 5 on fearcondom's original Hard Safety site shown in the image origin. RIP Don LaFontaine

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?Hard Safety by fearcondom
?Don Lafontaine: Safety Not Guaranteed by Blackadders2
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September 3rd, 2008
(28)
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE!
September 3rd, 2008
(35)
R.I.P. Don LaFontaine. You were awesome. :(
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Did someone make a bunch of alts to upvote this to top rated site of all time? Or have I just not looked at the top rated page in a long time?
September 3rd, 2008
(10)
PS: I really think you should point out it's a tribute to him in the description. The guy was awesome, even more so for doing this. His death is a damned tragedy.
September 3rd, 2008
(8)
Good point. Added.
September 3rd, 2008
(10)
RIP Don. (August 26, 1940 – September 1, 2008) Thank you for all your fabulous voice acting and introductions!
September 3rd, 2008
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This summer, in a world where safety is not guaranteed, one man will rise up, and take the fight back to where it all began. He's going back in time, and this time, he's brought his own weapons. Mulletman is, The Time Traveler: Safety Not Guaranteed.
September 3rd, 2008
(5)
In a heaven thats totaly underwater...
September 3rd, 2008
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this site will be killed™
September 3rd, 2008
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imo this guy dided. thats a good idea.
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
Don LaFontaine died? Where the F*ck have I been?!?!?!?!?! Whos next Michael Buffer?!?!?
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
Why is he still in the present time?
September 3rd, 2008
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gay *ss mother f*cking fad, i hate this sh*t
September 4th, 2008
(1)
GODBLESSDONLAFONTAINE!
September 4th, 2008
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i went back in time to when that site was made but i'd rather go without you , thx
September 5th, 2008
(1)
pubez transplantzzzzzz!!!!!
September 6th, 2008
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-1 for nightwish
September 6th, 2008
(1)
This Kill Will be Cited
September 11th, 2008
(1)
INSTANT F*CKING 5. WELL DONE.
September 11th, 2008
(2)
I had no idea Don passed away :( Well there go all the decent dramatic announcements...
September 11th, 2008
(2)
you should've thrown a "THIS SUMMER" in there somewhere.
October 9th, 2008
(1)
oh donny boy.
October 9th, 2008
(1)
BADASS IN EVERY WAY!
November 9th, 2009
(1)
I might have attempted to make a site like this, but odds are it would've just been suckish, so good job.
October 26th, 2010
(1)
I still can't wait for this movie
September 3rd, 2008
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How did you get LaFontaine's voice in there?
September 3rd, 2008
(5)
Oh. My. God.
September 3rd, 2008
(5)
Pillow mounds of mashed potatoes.
September 5th, 2008
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pillowy mounds of your mam
September 3rd, 2008
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Meh.... after being gone from YTMND for so long, the first thing I see... is this god damn guy again... *sigh* have there been any new fads in the past year and a half?
September 3rd, 2008
(17)
I miss when YTMND used to be awesome like this.
September 3rd, 2008
(8)
Not right now you don't.
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL PERFECT
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
RIP
September 3rd, 2008
(4)
sorry there doesn't seem to be a 6th star you'll have to accept 5 instead
September 3rd, 2008
(5)
Very Expensive...
September 3rd, 2008
(-1)
Good combo
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
jonster alts: http://ytmnd.com/users/borgn8/votes ...and.. http://ytmnd.com/users/samusco/votes
September 3rd, 2008
(3)
DON! AH-AAAAAAHHH! SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!......DON! AH-AAAAAAAAAH! YOU'LL BE MISSED BY EVERY ONE OF US!
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
Laying that over Van Dam was a damn good idea!
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
Aww f*ck you're awesome.
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
Rated R
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
Starring Lou Diamond Phillips
September 3rd, 2008
(4)
you need text appearing and disappearing in the parts where he speaks
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
Yeah, you're right. I finished this at 2am and was tired- I'll add that tonight after work, along with a few other changes I thought of this morning. Thanks
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
updated^^
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
lolololololol
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
Thanks for the vote, fc. And the awesome gif to work with.
September 3rd, 2008
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im tired because i spent effort on the ytmnd.com website that i made anyway i think i did this. thank you for voting 5 its cool to vote 5 on my site because its good and i spent alot of time on my site that i made.
September 3rd, 2008
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I'm left in a conundrum... I like both the other sites and you're combination of them contains little effort. HOWEVER because you have sourced correctly and explained your intentions I can't hunt you down. Also http://commandomullet.ytmnd.com/
September 3rd, 2008
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Thanks for your reasoned response. I PM'd fearcondom and told him that I'd take this down if he considers the changes to his awesome work too minimal. I always thought blackadder2's site needed a better image to go with that awesome voiceover, and this is the best Time Traveler gif on YTMND.
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
Tony, I applaud your effort to do the right thing but Fearcondom doesn't deserve that much consideration He completely ripped off one of my sites with ZERO sourcing. Instead of doing the right thing he deleted it and acted like it never happened.
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
which site was that silver?
September 3rd, 2008
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http://bleeding.ytmnd.com/
September 3rd, 2008
(5)
First of all, I didn't rip you off, I had no idea that it was already done. When I found out you already made it i deleted mine...what more did you want me to do? Did you want a formal apology?
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
I'll give you the benifit of the doubt and say you didn't rip me off. The subjet here is about giving credit where it's due. Tony did. You didn't. Got it?
September 3rd, 2008
(4)
are you high? These are two completely different instances, in this case he deliberately used one of my sites to make a tribute and credited the original. I merely had the same idea as you did without ever knowing that you made it before, big surprise there, so I deleted it. Don't flatter yourself, me ripping you off is like the sun getting a tan from a toaster oven, it just doesn't happen. Just kidding but seriously, relax and think before you type accusations next time.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
Those that saw both sites can decide if it was just a coincidence or not. The point is that you thought enough of yours to make it and post it. So, what was the point in deleting it? And the jab at my creativity in making YTMNDs compared to yours was unnecessary. You are far better at it than I’ll ever be ……….except for this one occasion of course.
September 3rd, 2008
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the point in deleting it was for the simple fact that it was exactly the same thing that you made, in fact it was scary how similar the sites were. That's why I deleted mine. Out of respect for yours. Why wont you understand that? And the jab at you was a joke, just like it said afterwards. I hope you will understand someday that no one ripped you off and the reason you were not credited is because the site was deleted.
September 3rd, 2008
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SilverDollar, it was a mistake. If you don't let it go they're all gonna laugh at you. Fearcondom, go to your closet and pray, ask to be forgiven.
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
It's not as big a deal as I may have made it may sound. Please don't laugh at me. I live in a closet in my grandmother's basement and the respect of the YTMND community is all I have :(...........
September 3rd, 2008
(9)
If you want we can go back in time and stop the past me from making the site but I'm afraid we wont get paid until we get back and we would have to bring our own weapons
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
will I be safe if I come along LOLOLOL
September 3rd, 2008
(6)
im gay
September 3rd, 2008
(2)
fearcondom killed my father and popped my sister's taco.
September 4th, 2008
(1)
he put ortegas tacos sauce on my sisters taco
September 5th, 2008
(2)
(eats unpopped kernels...waits for more popcorn)
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
God damn it! Now I cannot rest until this becomes reality.
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
its definitely pretty solid, but it needs like some dinosaurs or cavemen or something. maybe a smilodon?
September 3rd, 2008
(3)
now if he can only go back in time and save Don LaFontaine
September 3rd, 2008
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What's with this community's odd Nightwish fetish?
September 3rd, 2008
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lacking "bring your own weapons"
September 3rd, 2008
(2)
Good point. Fixed.
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
good editing, this is great.
September 3rd, 2008
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i wonder if that guy knows hes all over the internet
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
awesome, but needs rating.RIP movie guy
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
!
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
love the edits, nice job
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
i fully expect you to make a short film in this format. message me when it is finished.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
Hamster! A dentist! Hard Porn! Steven Seagull!
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
this looks like an epic movie- I like how it is narrated in 1st person
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
Holy sh*t that is epic.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
WOW best movie ever! *****
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
OH.....MY......GOD
September 3rd, 2008
(4)
this is like porn for me.
September 3rd, 2008
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Patrick Pacard is jealous of how epic this is.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
This is all kinds of amazing... The best YTMND to date!
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
timely. i logged into five this.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
Now on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jc4OAZtBF8
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
Whaaaat???
September 3rd, 2008
(2)
That's wild. Thank you for giving fearcondom credit in the description.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
thank you fort giving fear condom credit hew orked on this site to make it a ytmnd site. otherwiseid ask you to cerdit fear condom becasue he made this stie. i think so. so he should get the credit in youtube description.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
Who let this guy into the paint thinner?
September 6th, 2008
(0)
Don't drink and YTMND, folks.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
OMG THIS IS BALLIN!
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
this is the best thing ever
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
5
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
EPIC
September 3rd, 2008
(-1)
I'd pay to see that movie over 9000 times.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
I could not 5 this fast enough. We have all witnessed greatness today.
September 3rd, 2008
(-1)
Hall of Fame.
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
I like it, but it keeps going out of sync. It shouldn't with Chrome, but it is.
September 3rd, 2008
(1)
Hamster. Apprentice. Hard Porn Steven Segal
September 3rd, 2008
(2)
I got a 2 from DarthWang. I feel honored.
September 3rd, 2008
(-1)
i got a 2 form darht wang thats a fact. imo thats true i think. this guy votes 1 on sites taht are good like this site. but he voted 2.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
Awesome.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
Coming Soon - Safety Not Guaranteed 2: The Razor's Edge
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
LMAO, 5'd for the Don LaFontaine voice over.
September 3rd, 2008
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sfety not guarenteeed
September 3rd, 2008
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the safety is not guarenteed
September 3rd, 2008
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satey is not guarneteed
September 3rd, 2008
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im not going to guarentee that ull be safe when u travel back in time.its not aguarente
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
A would pay good money to see this in theaters.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
Any chance there can be a video download for this? This is one of those things I must have on my computer.
September 3rd, 2008
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die n*gg*r
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
GOD YES. OH SWEET GOD YES>
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
The Nightwish made the LOL level skyrocket.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
This, sir, is totally awesome. Thank you.
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
the music makes it
September 3rd, 2008
(-1)
This is so f*cking hot. Bring back the old fads, the new ones suck!
September 4th, 2008
(0)
NEDM
September 3rd, 2008
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Seriously, www.youtube.com
September 3rd, 2008
(0)
Well done, sir.
September 4th, 2008
(0)
RIP DON :*(
September 4th, 2008
(0)
I think "must bring your own weapons" should be placed near the end of the audio, right before "safety not guaranteed".
September 4th, 2008
(0)
I agree
September 4th, 2008
(0)
Good advice. Made the change, plus improved the sync and made the ending audio "more dramatic"
September 5th, 2008
(0)
nice
September 5th, 2008
(1)
Thanks. Far be it from me to try and improve Don LaFontaine's work, but I thought adding the pause between "Safety" and "Not Guaranteed" makes it sound more dramatic.
September 4th, 2008
(0)
The greatest YTMND EVER.
September 4th, 2008
(1)
someone tell Max to put this in hall of fame
September 4th, 2008
(0)
This may very well do it by itself. The combination is epic on a level I haven't seen in far, far, FAR too long. If it could be 6'd, I would do so.
September 11th, 2008
(0)
Agreed.
September 4th, 2008
(0)
This site has 1337 views so far today.
September 4th, 2008
(0)
Don't feel bad FC/BA, but I added this to my favorites and removed the other two. They're still five'd though.
September 4th, 2008
(1)
This is good. It's too good. If this movie was made, the world could not contain the awesomeness, and the Apocalypse would be triggered. Please remove this site before it's too late.
September 4th, 2008
(0)
Aww, you didn't add "Rated R." This is still the easiest 5 I've ever given though.
September 4th, 2008
(0)
ROFLMAO. Safety Not Garuanteed. T H E M O V I E
September 4th, 2008
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RIP Don. I'm still in awe that he lent his voice to a silly ytmnd fad. What an awesome guy.
September 4th, 2008
(0)
May LaFontaine live on through his epic work
September 4th, 2008
(0)
How can this NOT be 5'd?
September 4th, 2008
(1)
I don't see whats so great about this, its just two sites added together.
September 4th, 2008
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99% of all YTMNDs, including ones in the Hall of Fame, are just an image from one place put to sound from another place. Whether you get the clips from a DVD, the Internet, or YTMND is inconsequential- it's how you combine them that makes a site good or bad.
September 4th, 2008
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Those sites are based around original ideas. Whats the idea on this one? To me, it seems like this is just two things added together. Don't get me wrong, I think you put them together quite well, it just doesn't appeal to me. In fact, the whole "safety not guaranteed' fad doesn't appeal to me that much. After all, the original site IIRC was just an image you could find on google that was posted here.
September 4th, 2008
(0)
EPIC UMM... STEALTMND
September 5th, 2008
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Finally, a site of yours I can feel good about 1'ing.
September 5th, 2008
(1)
I hope you feel better now.
September 5th, 2008
(-1)
Isn't that really a Van Dam movie? :0
September 5th, 2008
(0)
I would pay money to see this.
September 6th, 2008
(0)
Me too
September 5th, 2008
(0)
September 5th, 2008
(0)
Feckin EPIC!
September 5th, 2008
(1)
Epic win.
September 5th, 2008
(0)
I'm glad you did this. I'd never seen the original Hard Safety, but both of you had really clever ideas. Props for adding the master of trailers, Mr. LaFontaine.
September 5th, 2008
(0)
I f*ckin lol'd.
September 5th, 2008
(0)
RIP Don...;(
September 5th, 2008
(0)
OMG! This is the best ever YTMND... Well its at least top 10 all time material...
September 5th, 2008
(0)
WAIT WHAT DID BLACKADDER TO DERSERVE CREDIT FOR THIS BALLIN SITE?
September 5th, 2008
(3)
He sent Don LaFontaine an email asking him to read the "Safety not Guaranteed" text. His contribution was huge.
September 6th, 2008
(1)
ooh alright then thanks Blackadder2 you're a balla!
September 6th, 2008
(1)
Don't thank me, all I did was email LaFontaine out of boredom. Thank Don('s ghost?) for actually replying.
September 5th, 2008
(0)
win
September 5th, 2008
(0)
omg.......such pwnage. Safety not guaranteed ;_;
September 5th, 2008
(0)
sounds like a bunch of f*gs dancin'
September 5th, 2008
(1)
6th best site ever made
September 5th, 2008
(0)
You are THE MAN!! I want to see this movie!
September 6th, 2008
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Don Lafontaine would be proud, Wanted this site to be hall of famed
September 6th, 2008
(1)
Easy 5.
September 6th, 2008
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Fantastic work, mate.
September 7th, 2008
(0)
-1 no push it to the limit
September 7th, 2008
(0)
This is a fad done right
September 7th, 2008
(0)
winner of 62 academy awards and the beijing crying monkey
September 7th, 2008
(0)
Win
September 7th, 2008
(0)
Oh my god, instant classic. Holy sh*t this is awesome.
September 7th, 2008
(0)
F*CKING EPIC.
September 8th, 2008
(0)
September 8th, 2008
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don will be doing voiceovers in heaven now
September 8th, 2008
(0)
OMG, the original was my favorite ever, Im so glad its been remade!
September 8th, 2008
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also... who did you get to do the voice??? seriously... its... professional...
September 9th, 2008
(0)
http://bp0.blogger.com/_lKq1w4vpMes/RbseblkVP2I/AAAAAAAAApg/XvWX6vmrkgY/s1600-h/Cam21Toronto1.jpg
September 9th, 2008
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^ It's a trap!
September 9th, 2008
(0)
Well, now I have to look!
September 9th, 2008
(0)
lol way to combine two sites that you didn't make to capitalize off someone's death
September 9th, 2008
(1)
this should permanently be put on front page
September 9th, 2008
(0)
why are you not pink?
September 9th, 2008
(-1)
WHEN I WAS
September 9th, 2008
(0)
epic
September 10th, 2008
(0)
Excellent
September 10th, 2008
(0)
AWESOME.
September 10th, 2008
(0)
F*cking win
September 10th, 2008
(0)
If this was a movie, it'd win an Academy Award. :')
September 11th, 2008
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Oh My God best ytmnd ever EVER!!!!!!!!!
September 11th, 2008
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GOD THIS F*CKING OWNS
September 11th, 2008
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Not the third best site on YTMND.
September 11th, 2008
(0)
Epic
September 11th, 2008
(0)
R.I.P. Don LaFontaine. Mullet Man will avenge your death!
September 12th, 2008
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http://www.wasatch100.com/grndslam.htm Mark may still be alive!
September 13th, 2008
(1)
What is the Opera song called? Awesome Site BTW!
September 13th, 2008
(0)
Goodnight, my sweet prince...
September 21st, 2008
(0)
September 24th, 2008
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This is seriously one of the most awesome things I have ever seen.
September 26th, 2008
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well done sir.
September 29th, 2008
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nothing is garunteed
October 4th, 2008
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YA THAT BLEW MY MIND!! AND MY BOWELS!!
October 8th, 2008
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One of the best YTMND collabs ever.
October 9th, 2008
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Can he go back in time and bring back Don LaFontaine? Then we could make more awesome movies like this.
October 10th, 2008
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MASTER!!! APPRENTICE!!!!!!! 5'd
November 2nd, 2008
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I would kill to have this play at the opening of a popular movie. People would be utterly like... WTF WAS THAT?
November 11th, 2008
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one of the best on this website by far
November 16th, 2008
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Oh my f*cking god this is awesome. RIP Don LaFontaine, may this 5 bring you some comfort.
November 23rd, 2008
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damn, u can learn from ytmnd, i didnt know LaFontaine was dead. and just recently too. He is probably on a computer in heaven, giving this a 5 star right now
December 24th, 2008
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5 for music
December 28th, 2008
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How can you put more epicness in this?
December 31st, 2008
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I bet if Don could see this, he would laugh. Great work.
January 7th, 2009
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The budget for this movie would probably force the US to go to war to get the resources to cover the costs for this movie
January 8th, 2009
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January 10th, 2009
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Witness the zenith of YTMND. Epic work.
January 11th, 2009
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FAN FREAKING TASTIC!
January 26th, 2009
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Hamster, a dentist, hard porn, steven seagull. O:
February 4th, 2009
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Good job not listing the music used. Reported.
April 10th, 2009
(1)
This is the most EPIC WIN in the history of everything
July 3rd, 2009
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this needs to be like a big budget movie with the latest special effects and the original mulletman. id see it, hell id see it twice AND get it on blue ray
August 7th, 2009
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For those interested, the song name is Wishmaster, by Nightwish
November 30th, 2009
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December 28th, 2009
(1)
haha i would pay to see this movie!
January 14th, 2010
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that was amazing
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